Okay /b/astards, let's have a thread where you can ask any

r u teh homosex

why is it /b/ when random starts with an r

Shrek get + 42

>>577552707
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Main_Page

Where do babies come from? (it seems like they might come from /s/ and I'm a little scared!)

>>577552831
rollin

Who is Denny

>>577552949
>nathanfillionflustered.gif

Are there people on 4chan who can hack emails?

>>577553146
Am Denny!!

>>577552707
whuts cp mean

>>577552707
ITT: Newfag trying to learn how to be oldfag

>Lurk moar

>>577552949

originally 4chan was only an anime imageboard, and the only 2 boards were the anime board /a/ and the board for everything else.
Since no other letters were used and no other boards existed, I'm guessing it was the logical letter to assign to it, since /b/ doesn't really stand for anything.

A certain conspiracy theory states the board was named in homage to the famous newgrounds submission of the same name by Strawberryclock, but I'm guessing everyone here is too young to remember that.

Also this:
>>577553101

>>577552949
There used to be 2 boards on 4chan, /a/ for anime and /b/ for everything else

What does that little check box at the top left of every comment do?

>>577553443
Fuck you. This is good for the community.

>>577554012
Does anybody know?
I mean, I figure it is used if you want to delete one of your own posts but why are they on all of the comments and not just on your own? There must be moar to it that I don't get.

>>577553434
i'd explain it but i dont want to be on a list. dont search it or you will be on a list

so what does saging actually DO?

>>577556406
If you comment like you are right now then you bump the thread.
If you sage, you can comment without it being bumped.
At least that is what I gather.
Kinda like how I sage Brandons threads just so I can tell him "Fuck You" without bumping his shit

>>577552707
Who was phone?

>>577556987
oh. i thought it actually did something against the post. i also thought i had to put bump in the options to bump

>>577557558
That brings up another question.
Is sage the only option for the option box?
What other options are out there?

>>577557861
yeah i wondered that as well

it my bday 2day

is this how you mark something as spoiler? [spoiler]im a faggot[/spoiler]

How do i triforce? Is it just a copy paste thing?

you tread is a fail

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>>577558204
That's nice. Happy birthday /b/ro

>>577558204
Happy bday anon.
You are officially one year closer to death.
Can you answer any of our questions before you kick the can please?

>>577558646
Good timing
>15:55:55

>>577553401
very cute and sex

>>577558504
I never understood what the fuck is up with that shit. I copy pasted once just for the fuck of it.
I think it is one of the ways they can catch a newfag. Kinda like fingerboxes

>>577554012
this is actually a valid question

>>577559332
When 4chan first started it was used to essentially "like" and or report a post

>>577559332
No amount of lurking will teach me that

Why is ebola-chan love? <3

your fail is a tread

how do you greentext?

>>577554012
Only thing I've ever used it for is deleting my own post

>>577559591
We can report a post by clicking the sideways arrow on the top right so does the box have any relevance today? (Btw: I'm not the type to report. Not a SJW)

>>577552949
b is for /b/ullshit

>>577559963
>

>>577559963
put a little > in front of it.

>Greentext
>This is greentext
this is not

>>577557861
i think there's noke, which bumps twice, but not sure. anybody know?

>gives it a shot

>>577561135
I don't know if it still works, but noko in the e-mail field used to zap you out of the thread back to the main page. I heard that back in the early days you could only stay in the thread by typing nonoko into the field.

nook sage would also make your sage invisible since people tend to get mad on some of the boards if you sage.

why is everyone considered a faggot

damn it, its nook sage not nook sage. I can't type today.

invisible you say?

>>577561135
>>577561783
Good god I hated that shit. If you forgot to type noko or whatever when you made a thread, you'd have to search the catalog for the thread you just made before it 404'd

>>577554012
if you click the right boxes you will be teleported to 1492.

To bad the earth will not be in the spot for 500 years. so you better bring some air. and a jacket, space can be cold.

>>577561962
noko sage not nook! damn it all! I quit!

>>577562238
lulz

>>577556258
What Cheese Pizza?

>>577556987
just to help out a bit, if you sage with a pic you will still bump the thread.

What is OC?

whats bunp??

>>577553395
For sure there are, but you will have to find them yourself.

>>577562896
Original Content.
>>577563093
When a thread is allowed to live longer.

>>577562896
Original Content

>>577562719
Good to know

This thread
>genius

What the hell is a moot

Who the hell is Heaven and where can I find him to beat the shit out of him since he called me newfag. Once

>>577553434
it's CHalk IsLanD POpcoRN
TAKE AWAY THE LOWER CASED LETTERS

What does bump mean and what is a timestamp

>>577563742
A faggot

>>577563751
What the hell is bait for the newfags who think they are not newfags anymore?

>>577563742
google moot it will give you the term for it. OH and his name is spelled m00t

>>577563769
Why can't anyone say the two words?

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How does one triforce?

>>577563742
m00t is kill

What does bump mean, and what is a timestamp?

what does it mean when someone is "based"
Also what are those "taking orders mache alles" threads about and why do they always use the same pictures?

what is rule 34

>>577564208
Cause they're New face who think they'll get v& for stupid shit.
CHILD PORN CHILD PORN CHILD PORN

When is appropriate to Spiderman a thread? Also: how does one greentext? The faq was not clear enough :(

Can you get people to post offensive comments onto a school video just by posting it on a thread?
http://youtu.be/rOkaYRr9Sx4

why does everyone on /b/ abuse the words newfag, summerfag etc? I don't see what gain they get except feeling good for themselves for being an oldfag if they even are one. 2nd question, I've been on /b/ on and off for about 6 years, never had a collection of images to contribute. how did you guys get into collecting images?

>>577564574
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

>>577564298
‌ ▲
▲‌ ▲

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>>577564960

>>577564836
just save a pic every time you see one you could use. Allways create different folders to differenciate between types of pictures

>>577564439
if you post bump, it increases the ranking of the thread, and therefore shows up more as it ranks higher. Timestamp is when you write the date on a piece of paper to confirm that the pictures you are posting are yours, for instance. For example, without a timestamp when a femanon is asked for tits she could just post some from the internet

>>577564807
>like this

>>577565141
Thanks

should i delete system32..??

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▲‌ ▲

>>577564439
it was already anwsered here >>577563271

you might want to read a thread before a comment.

>>577565185
> yay im a special snowflake now

Now when is Spidermanning a thread acceptable?

>>577564807
whenever the thread is shit, you may spiderman
And yeah, just put this symbol > and all subsequent text is green. Greentexting is used when recalling a story or replying to someone's comment by using their own argument

>>577565427
no

>>577565427
No, computer will become kill

>>577552949
>be random

i've always wanted to know what the 4chan pass does

how do you link a thread in another thread

ITT: niggers letting newfags learn the ways of /b/

>>577561482
>wants to try too

what does SS stand for? The /fit/ meaning

>>577565885
Copy the URL of the thread, when posted in a comment it will automatically show up as a thread rather than a URL

>>577565804
I believe all it does is removes the need for you to have to type a Capthca, and it also helps the site stay alive by "donating".

>>577566118
Sucki it Sucker

Do you think 4chan could be shut down if we did something bad enough? Would 4chan go down with a fight? How bad would the fight be? I'm not a new fag but I just want some opinions

>>577565580
Thanks! New question: what does one mean when they say ant? I was accused of posting pics for ants, which no doubt means I did something retarded. Care to elaborate?

>>577565885
Same way you link posts.
Use >>000000000 with the post number. You can also use three of those to direct to other boards, such as >>>/out/

how to triforce

>>577566340
:D small pics?

>>577566340
Basically super small pictures, generally due to low resolution, or bad aspect ratios.

>>577566340
Really small picture, even when expanded. Normally because people save thumbnails rather than the full picture

>>577566340
ants are small, your pic was too. Man you dont have to be an oldfag to assume this

Wat does arise chikun mean?

>>577563093
>>577563271
Bump predates 4chan
it is an acronym
>Bring
>Up
>My
>Post
Basically bringing your thread to the top of the forum queue.

>>577564298
Alt+30 for triangle, Alt+255 for blank character

>>577565571
Spiderman isn't even old

>>577564483
someone answer pls

>>577564807
It is always appropriate to spiderman a thread... Usually to fur.porn threads, or incest threads

>>577566636
yeah, even ppl without internet connection know this

>>577565427
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System32

used this new thing called google. ☺

>>577566637
It was on Aqua Teen Hunger force and I think the bronies ran with it

>>577566193
Thanks m8

>>577566637
neone?

>>577557415
The dead girl's father

>>577565427
Yes

>>577566118
SS refers to starting strength, a beginner level weightlifting plan. Not unique to /fit/, it's used in many weightlifting forums.

>>577566317
Anonymity is moot's trump card. He's not responsible for the user actions on the website.

>>577566340
Watch zoolander

>>577566637
This is bait.

>>577567076
ok, thanks

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>>577564574
lrn 2 google.
Rules of the internet

>>577567325
not bait, just not in the know i guess

>>577567325
can you answer this
>>577564483

how do you say /b/? is it just "b" or "slash b slash"?

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>>577566317
> new fag
it's one word! Newfag

What's loli?

Bump
Also:
Based???

>>577566825

ß▲ß
▲ß▲

>>577567786
just b

>>577567786
ultimate cancer

can i please,,, please,,,get a straight answer about triforcing???

>>577566825
>>577567952

Lies.
all lies. haha

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save, read and learn.

>>577567927
someone answer this

>>577567992

Fuck I say /b

>>577565571
You can spiderman a thread when you want it to live, but you can't think of anything of value to add to it. It's better than posting "addfajlk;ad" and such, like if you're waiting for OP to return with timestamped boobs.

Also, all wincest threads are spidermanable.

what does it mean to bump a thread? I always use 4chan on the clover app for android

This copypasta:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>Not a newfag, just asking.
When did you first see it? Did you take the b8?
How many variations of it have you seen?

Will post pirate edition

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this thread is going to make newfags harder to find. I think this thread has to be dead

>pic very related

>>577562719
>>577563595
>just to help out a bit, if you sage with a pic you will still bump the thread.
This is actually false now.

>>577568314
>>577565141

What actually happened to Moot?
It seems as though he has not posted in forever.
Did he abandon 4chan, or is always lurking?
Or has anyone seen evidence to believe he is still among us?

>>577567573
Based is not a 4chan thing. It is something stupid teenagers say to say something is good. It is the opposite of the word "Debased" and has taken off with rappers for some reason.

>>577568334
it was about a van in canada
a real tragedy for the family who owned the van

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▲ ▲

Who the fuck is the Dan we're pretending to be while going on omegle?

>>577567397
>>577568156
Awesome!

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This guy and his girlfriend. I think they've split now. Ignore their posts.

>>577568471
He posted a huge YLYL banana on a YLYL thread on 4chan's birthday last month. Only time i've seen him tho

Who was phone?

>>577568334
I once stumbled upon the mega reddit thread with like every single one they could find, so a majority of them I guess

First saw it on reddit as well (thank god I never went back there)
Never took the b8, too obvious

Is it bad if I fap to a text message?

>>577566637
http://youtu.be/oHUIU3HG1rk

ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵇᶫᵒʷˢ⋅ ᶦ ʳᵉᵃᶫᶫʸ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʷᵃᶰᵗᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ FUN.

what does lurking mean

>>577568816
is there a screencap of it?

>>577567887
My phone autocorrected it and I just didn't catch it

>>577552707
How does one use webms?

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▲ ▲

>>577569000
Trips demands answer. Lurking means monitoring a thread without posting
>>577569015
Not as far as i know, the picture filled up two whole pages of scrolling so would've been difficult to screencap anyway

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>>577569000
Trips.. Nice..

>>577568675

This
Where did it originate from?

>>577562150
Hell. Kek

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>>577552707

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlmj3V2njk8

>>577568334
please don't

>>577568471
He started a thread on /sp/ while he was at a bears game about a month or so ago

what does the taking orders mache alles thing mean, and why is it always with the same picture

>>577561482
>testing

Is moot kill?

But no, seriously. I heard he has a stage IV cancer. I was in fucking tears.

>>577568816
How do u know it's him?

∆
∆ ∆

What the fuck is a finger box ?

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>>577565972
its better than letting them remain clueless cancer

>>577567918
loli is pictures of toddlers, but the way to make it legal is that the pictures have been drawn, usually anime style

>>577568093
Yeah, someone told you already that alt + 30 is a triangle. So, hold down the alt key on your keyboard, then use the number pad and type in 3 then 0 then release alt. 30 like so ▲

Then do the same with alt 255 to insert blank characters. The problem is, triforcing is borken as of like 2 years ago or some shit. There is a different character you put in before the 255's to get it going. I am too newfag to have figure out what the new blank character is.

>>577568156
>noko
>sage
When did moot get rid of the need for noko again?

Why is saging called saging?

can i please,,, please,,,get a straight answer about triforcing???

>>577569762
>tears
tears of joy nigga

everytime this is happening if I try to triforce
‌̴̣̟̲̫̺̺̯̱̤̯͚̰͖̟̣̘̪̺̐̍̑ͣ̈́̓͛͂͜͞ ̢̤̜̫̦̟̫̫̭̠̹ͮ̽͗̉ͬ̃̎͛̊͟͡ ̴̍͋ͬ͑̅̑ͭ̉ͩ̄̿̅̆̚͡҉̵̸̱̟͍̺͓̩͙̣͔ͅͅ ̶ͣͮ̀̌҉̶̥̝̗̫͎͍̠̜͕̲̗̗̖̟̫̮͚̦͇ ̿̒͊̋ͬ̽ͤ̄̐҉̨̢̲̦͚̣͝ ̢̰̻͎̰̎͆̈́̿̍͋̇̍́͂͌̈̒̐͌͢͠ ̶̳̮̬͚̈̑ͯͣ̏̒̌̽͗̊͐ͨ̔̓̚͠ ̢̢̝̥̳̣͊̐̔̊̈̋ͦ͗̀̎̇ͯ ̴̡̙̣̘̱̬̝̝̙̺̭̜̟͎͕̲͙̹ͬ͐ͫ̐͊ͫͫ͗͊͛ͨͪ̕ ̴̡̖̝̼̪̼̩͉͎̳ͬ̑̓̓̉͛͑ͬ̈̾̽̓̓̒̓͐̕ͅ ̘̹̖͉̜͖̳ͦ͛̅̍͂ͤ̐́̒ͯ̀ ̵̿̃͊̂ͮ̿̆̂̀̚͡͏̳͚͈̪͕̯̣ ̷̧̱̫̲̮̪̰͔̹̪̜͊͛ͫ̄͗ͭ͞͞ ̵̝̹̼̣͍̼͖͕͎̼͕̻̣̩̈́̀ͨ̂̇̈́͘͡ ͔͚͙ͩ̆͑ͭ̂̈́̕ͅ ̷̶̜͔̜̤̻͉̜̗͖̙͚͓̬̼̽̒ͩ͛͂̊ͧ̾ͥ̀ ͔̫̝̬͓̰̗̯̠̬̬͎͕̞̜̦̉ͩ̆̓̐́͡ͅ▲̊ͨ͑̍̅͏͇͈̻̪̳͟͡ͅ
͗͒̒̇͗ͥ͏͏͏͎̪̗͎͙̫̜̯͔͟ ̨͍͓͔̩̮̝̭͙̃̊ͪ̏̀͌ͬ͟͢ ̨͎͉͍̹̰̺̺̺͈͔͊ͩͪ͛̉ͮ̌̌͌̾͊̓̀̚̚͟͢ͅ ̧ͨ͒ͧͬ҉͘͏͏̪͎̮͓͇̟̩͕ͅ ͨ̍͂͌͊̚̚҉̨͓̝̬͕̕ ̵̨͈͚͕͖͇̼̮̱̻̻̳̝͔̫͕ͣ̀ͦ̽̕͞ ̢͖̣̜̰̬͎͙̹̣̞̦̲͉̃ͤ͐ͯ̓ͮ͌͌̂́̉̅̀͜͜ ̴̃̇̆͑ͨͣ̃͒͛̒͌͜͏̹̙͙̰͚͔̥̝͇͉̠ ̶̴̛̣̝̜̤̮͔̠̝̥̩͙̞͓̦ͭ͛̿̓ͣ͊́ͬͭ̃ ̊ͧͥ̔̅͗͂̾̇ͥ̓́͏̵͎̻̖̩̠̯͉͔̯̫̻̞̟̜̣ ͬͯ͗̏ͥͣ͌̿҉̞̺̟̟̰̟͍͙͇̯̖͈̞͍̦͔̜̤͡͞͝ͅ ̸̨̣̜͙͙̿ͬ͌̓̂̄̾̊͒͐͘͢ ̴̡͚͎̰̺͕̝̯̬͕̱̼͙̯̇͌ͭ̃̾͘͠͝ ̧̮̫͔̬̹̠͔̠̝ͪ̇̑ͣͣͪ̍ͯ̿͐̒̽ͥ͆́̕͡ͅ ̬͕̰̰̜̮̮̦̭̘̭̟̼̯̱̠͌ͬͬ͒ͦ̽̕͡▲̡̯͉͍̙̳͉̥͗̐̋̔̄̑̌̅̇́‌̸̴̰̭͓͓̥̱̜̮͉̼̹̱ͧ͋͗̈̋̕ͅͅ ̸̴̶̞̖̹̉ͭͤͣ̔ͦ̈́̾ͬͨ̑̄̿͋▲̡̤͎̣̲̘̞͎̥̪͉͈͕̣ͪ̏̈̿ͯ͒̉͘͜͢

Ok, I'll bite.
What is the story with "The Rambler"?

Post cats on caturday. It's the law

>>577568675
>>577569298
Nobody?

>>577568346
Newfags are the way forward

>>577570021
Because you type 'sage' in the options bar to do it

>>577569851
File size would've been too big to post, no filename at all or user id of any sort and it was 4chin's birthday, plus everybody was saying Moot! in reply to the picture

>>577563769
You mean child porn?

>>577570072
No-one likes a show off.

What the fuck is a finger box?

>>577570237
Fucking obviously but why use the term sage?

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How to this
Pic very related

>>577569965
Non existent thing used to confuse newfags, same as penis inspection day

>is this how to greentext?

What's the story behind /b/ loving chocolate milk so much?

>>577570436
No-one likes a fagget, I think its cus I deleted system32

>>577569660
answers pls

>>577563751
Come at me bro. I'm busy fucking you mom, so you'll have to take a number.

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>>577564483
Based is like when someone isn't afraid to speak their mind
>pic related

What's with spaghetti?

>>577565765
>>577565765
>>577565765
This nigga right here gets it.

>>577570095
I think I was in the first Dan thread. It was just a raid of Omegle where everyone just introduced themselves as Dan.
It played upon the old 'flash tango' omegle zombie game that /b/ played/plays.
Introducing Dan induced rage in Omegle users because they thought they were only talking to asshole bots or something and it was a way to recognise other /b/tards in the initial raid

>>577570543
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>>577570543
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>>577570558
Why the fuck do niggers take the whole finger box thing to such extremes, making threads and shit if its not a real thing?

who is this guy called heaven?
he always calls me a fag
I already reported him several times but nobody seems to care

Why do I get banned for /b/raidss but I see bunch of em on youtube???

you have no idea how much i dont want to ask this

but what's with that dead blonde girl? pinks sheets or pink something in the picture.

>>577570505
4chan is copy of japanese image board 2chan
They use 'sageru' which means 'to lower'
Sage comes from that shit

>>577570608
it's fucking good.

>>577570824
Reference to an Eminem song, when you are being awkward around girls it's said spaghetti is falling out your pockets
>>577570990
like i said, to confuse newfags

>>577570947
Thanks but I already triforce and greentext, ect. Just didn't know how to use moon runes

>>577570839
And the first thread was after I won a personal army by rolling and the website I wanted raided was untrollable at the moment saying "limmited Recourses Reached" or some bullshit

>>577571087
i believe it was antifreeze in her drink at a party.

>>577570608
there is no story. just accept chocolate milk as your lord and savior. its fucking delicious, and its one of the few healthy things that taste good

>>577571061
Heaven is really tim, he works at GameStop where he spreads his faggotry... Btw whats the status of my battletoad faggot?

>>577570990
As a way to call people out for falling for it. People with nothing better to do than say "Ha! Im so much cooler than you cause you fell for our wicked awesome trap!"

>>577571162
Everything is so clear now. thank you.

>>577571087
Her drink got spiked at a party, she died on her bed.
Dude took pictures of her before realising she was dead.
Now when it's ever posted, everyone says 'too soon'

>>577571190
Lurk better anon.

>>577571087
Not dead. Was never dead. Just some really shitty pics taken of a very static girl in her pants and bra on a bed. Period. Ignore all other explanations.

>>577571087
some girl who it's debatable as to whether she's dead or not in the picture, it's a running joke to say "too soon" if someone posts the picture

Why the hell are those "the fappening" links that get posted everywhere by bots still a thing?

>>577571118
Thank you

>>577571087
She's not dead, at least not in those pictures. It's just a hoax, usually followed up by "too soon". She is pretty cute though.

I'm a newfag and came in right after the gamergate shit and have no idea what that's all about.

if i scream 'mods', will the run to that particular thread?

>>577554240
i know right? people here whine endlessly about newfags but the thing is, userbases dont last forever. this one surely wont what with the number of /b/tards out there who do stupid illegal stuff and go to prison with no internet access or just straight up kill themselves and the fact that everyone moves on past using the internet on a daily bases eventually. at some point the userbase has to cycle through. either you educate the newfags about memes and board culture, or the memes are forgotten and the board culture is lost. if all you do is complain about newfaggotry then you just contribute to the problem. we need to assimilate them, not alienate them.

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I posted pictures of my mom on here, people say what's posted on the internet(4chan) stays on the internet. but thats not really true though is it? I havent seen anyone post her since

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>>577571291
mah nigga

How long has Heaven been around?
Been here about 1 1/2 years, still new fag?
Why does heaven have ban immunity? Does burger James Bond mean i 69d your girl?
I'm probably new fag for asking if I'm newfag
>inb4 heaven replies

How can i post pic via mobile android device

>>577567573
Mache alles guy was a real thing, posted timestamps and shit. Sometimes the threads are him irl, but usually its copypasta. not sure how long it's been happening but I lurked a thread with the real dude once.

Based is a /pol/ meme usually meaning a person spoke publicly regarding a belief they hold. Not sure of the origin before that.

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