god-tier house thread
>>577514581
that window/view with fugly non-automatic/non-lcd blinds is a travesty
>>577514581
I miss this /b/
>>577514780
i don't think you know what travesty means
>>577514780
What's an lcd blind?
>>577515303
1/10
do not want
I can't get behind modernist homes. I like the big windows but the rest of the house looks like a factory with expensive furniture.
>>577515426
faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v_LRPJ2GCU
quite a collection you have op
>>577514929
this is sick
1/2
2/2
they're nice...
Actually I would like to have like the Irish (I think) ones, that are under the hill... it looks so comfortable...
>>577515303
That's fedorable
What the fuck is it with everyone wanting so many god damned windows in their house?
>No privacy.
>No insulation.
>Hope you don't have any kids around.
Also some of the houses here are so damn roomy. Having room is great but a house should be cozy and warming. Something that really feels like home, not a fucking hotel suite.
>>577515057
I like the drowning child figure
>>577516207
kill yourself
>>577516026
This guy knows what's up.
>>577514824
All that money and they can't afford a tv stand?
>>577514824
TV on the floor...am I the only one who thinks this is weird?
>>577515092
Assuming a polarizer like what is used in LCD screens. Should have nothing to do with LCD
>>577516652
>>577516575
saved it for the ceiling
>>577516207
You sir, are right.
Also all these house have the architecture of a prison. I wouldnt feel comfy at all.
anyone still lurking? should i go on dumping?
>>577517306
Yes!
>>577515057
>premanent Nevermind reference in the pool
Damn I wish I was that rich. Does he have to swap them out when they get pruny or drown?
>>577516051
I believe Hobbit is the word you're looking for anon.
>>577516730
Actually it has everything to do with LCD. Liquid crystals are used as the polarizers one screen horizontal polarization one screen vertical polarization. Leads to be able to get full clear, tint, full dark.
>>577516870
I'd kill for a house with that many windows. It looks good to me. Plus you can tell they are all built in fair seclusion so the privacy comes from location, not walls. I would love being able to see outside everywhere all the time.
Also those houses are not built in fucking Alaska you king sized faggot. They are built in regions where temperature does not get extremely low and insulation isn't a deciding factor. ALSO double pane windows can be pretty good at insulating anyways. Maybe they use triple? Never heard of it but it may serve as another buffer.
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>>577518792
Probably the shittiest house you've posted in the entire thread.
>>577518964
that's the attic, nigger
>>577518815
Wrong thread, sir.
>>577519096
Oh, I thought this was a God-tier house thread, you retarded faggot Jew.
>>577519221
Amazing view.
>>577519351
10/10 looks very conformable.
>>577519447
god-tier houses can have attics, cum gurgler
>>577516652
Yup, exactly what I thought. That would get old fast. I also hate big rooms with small 36' or 40' TVs.
>>577514995
that looks like the best reading room ever...
>>577519676
You just contradicted yourself, you stupid cunt.
>>577515710
Poseidon-tier house thread.
>>577515198
No air conditioning in the bedroom? Niggers must poem this house
>>577515149
that room is built for fuckin.
>>577516470
this makes me feel so shit.
>>577517132
I knew someone with a room like this. she was a dyke, hated her father, always trying to get me and gf for a threesome.
>>577519793
MOAR
>>577515710
kek
>>577515198
not even a house...hotel
source: I went there (RAK, UAE)
>>577520338
That's pretty cool.
>>577520267
Candle not perfectly straight 2/10 would not live.
glorious thread OP, saving a lot of these
>>577520425
i save them all in the same folder because they are ideas for architecture/home decor, nigger
http://vimeo.com/102897742
/thread
Frank Lloyd Wright house on a private island on Lake Mahopac NY
>>577517609
> living in containers
>>577521003
weak.
>>577520842
mother of god
There needs to be a dedicated board for this type of shit, MODS
>>577521195
>not understanding the beauty of minimal architecture
>>577514929
South Afrika?
>>577521417
i think it was vietnam or some other shit like that
My house. Should be ready soon.
Pic is 2 months ago, don't have one fresh.
>>577516312
I would give anything to take a bath in that
>>577521650
150k in a 3rd world country, huh?
>>577521281
>this exists somewhere and you'll never live in it
>>577515710
would live in if I could breath underwater/10
I prefer small spaces...
>>577521681
Thats either 432 park ave or one57
The penthouses are so expensive they're, most celebrities could not afford them.
>>577521642
Did a retard furnish this home?
>>577515730
>>577515529
>>577514995
fucking amazing
>>577522173
Right there with you
>>577522173
Cheap ass
>>577516312
best! 432!
>>577521650
do you live in kenya?
>>577522173
Mien nigglet. Totally agree with you.
>>577516416
Ugliest I've ever seen. It looks like a construction site. What type of hipster faggot would do this?
>>577521792
Quite 350k land included. Near big city.
>>577519939
10/10 would live
>>577518395
>you king sized faggot
kek'd so hard
>>577522409
A little up north
Orient your house in an energy efficient manner.
>>577517484
I would like to congratulate whoever owns this "house" for being the most pretentious hipster faggots ever.
Die
Some perspective for the materialists.
>>577520338
That's nice
>>577522841
I'd like to congratulate you for being a miserable prick.
>>577522930
nothing wrong with liking nice things
>>577523164
Yes I'm miserable for not wanting to look at miserable, grey concrete walls all the time.
>>577523091
San Francisco, where I currently live, nice.
>>577520498
My neighbours don't need sun anyway
>>577515098
holy shit the call of duty beverly hills house
>>577523506
A bit out but cool nonetheless.
>>577522930
it's not your fault if you are born poor
it is your fault if you die poor
Dog eat dog world in this world while we are here for a good time, not a long time.
>>577520842
wow
Personal houses also ok?
If I wasn't such a paranoid tinfoil I'd post my fathers 7million estate.
Money doesn't buy happiness, love or true friendship, nor does this estate. There are literally rooms that I have never been in for the past 10 years and my father for the last 2 years of his miserable piece of shit existence.
People are fake.
>>577523847
Yes motherfucker.
>>577523481
>>577523725
True, I just hope that these houses are not your life goal.
But ultimately this is not Soviet Russia do whatever the fuck you want.
>>577522940
>let's watch the photo
>>577517132
I hope they enjoy that nearsightedness that comes with a huge screen that close
Not exactally God tier, but my place. I have since added another 1200 ft sq
>>577517484
>>577522841
It's a Loft, I've seen a few of them arranged like that, it's not abnormal but yes it might be a hip way of life these days. Although, sometimes simplicity is the most comfortable and amusing way of living. Heck, throwing an after-party in these is fun as hell and you throw a few things around and you have a cool place.
>>577523847
I like mine
>>577524208
y u jelly, tho?
>>577524241
Nice, how much does it cost? and what part of the country?
>>577518106
god I hate when people put things on top of a piano. It's a musical instrument not a piece of furniture. It just screams that no one actually ever plays it or takes care of it. In a room with high ceilings like that it should have the top open at least on the short stick.
>>577522063
Looks like a computer rendering
>>577524412
Rotate the photo m8.
Anyone got anything not so modern, I'm into the rustic style. Some of you have some decent brick walls and shit, but I mean you ruin it all with the modern furniture (well for me). I guess I'll get a boner for hand-made furniture, art, books, history filled houses and of course brick walls are always a big plus.
>>577518528
have fun slipping on the hardwood floor and splitting your head on those corners
>>577523937
Everyone has problems, ofcourse money doesn't fix all your problems, but it does fix a lot of them.
>>577524549
i own a piano and i've played the piano for 27 years.
you shouldn't leave it open, you faggot, so stop acting like you know better.
>>577524519
With additions, market is probably about 550-600K. Its 6 acres riverfront in NW Ohio.
Real-estate here is cheap. Other parts of the country it would go for 1.5 KK
>>577524767
This is sweet. Glassed in atrium with multi level swimming. /want
>>577524412
K
>>577514581
I love French House personally
>>577524714
Meh, depends on how much you let yourself get included in society. Get a place, get Internet, get a cellphone, get a car, get cool clothes, go to movies, etc... I mean, money fixes the problems you think you have, that's the problem people have.
>>577524941
Like busy cocksucker p? Boston bun? Yeh
well, we hit the limit. so fuck all of you.
>>577524874
fuckin a I want that so bad with a retractable roof
>>577514581
8.5/10
>>577514764
7.5/10
>>577514824
5.5/10
>>577514929
godlike/10
>>577514995
9/10
>>577515057
7.5/10
>>577515098
9/10
>>577515103
hotel lobby/10
>>577515149
6/10
>>577515198
notaroom/10
>>577515303
4/10
>>577515327
9/10
>>577515529
8/10
>>577515603
6.5/10
>>577515620
6/10
>>577515690
sauce/10
>>577515710
kek/10
>>577515717
8/10
>>577515730
8.5/10
>>577515802
7/10
>>577515863
holyshatYES/10
>>577515978
5.5/10
>>577516004
9/10
>>577516101
7/10
>>577516101
reminds me of Citroen GT interior
>>577524749
Wow, here in San Francisco, California 700k gets you a normal house. 1 million+ if you want to stand out, here in the city.
>>577524749
>1.5KK
What kind of neckbeard abbreviates $1,000,000 like that? It's typically $1MM.
rich people are rich
>>577525127
Thanks nigger.
>>577523523
Haha you jealous faggot. Nobody is buying your pretentious attitude
>>577525159
why do faggots do this
>>577525178
You knew what I meant.
>>577524720
I'm not saying leave it open all the time. I'm saying that having things on top of it like that shows that it never gets opened to fill the space. And treating it like a piece of furniture by putting tacky vases on it is distasteful.
>>577524956
Are you saying that happiness depends on how much you include yourself in society? I do not think it is that simple.
Money lets you live your life how you want it, it gives you freedom, to not work, to live where you want and consume what you want, it is definately a help in making you happy.
>>577521209
Maybe today, but it served as the base for most of what we're seeing int this thread.
Although I seriously doubt now that blue coating with the rocks was ever fashionable.
>>577519468
11/10
>>577524720
and even if you only use it for practicing and thus wouldn't open the lid, you still shouldn't have things on top of it because it's distracting and instruments shouldn't be treated like that. I got this straight from a piano pedagogy book that I read for class when I was fucking getting my music degree. So yes, I do know better.
>>577525405
I never said that.
I said you got 99 problems and 90 of them are probably fixed with money. Sure money will be the biggest key of success for your life. I even love the idea of money myself.
Make efforts > Get money
Thing is we got blinded by publicity and now we think we need so many things that we actually never did. Life seems hopeless without all these things. And nowadays I do think money is a problem and in the end, the happiness is just an illusion.
>>577522930
ty anon.
>>577514995
10/10 would read
>>577525753
It's still more comfortable to cry in an Aston Martin than on a bike.
damn this thread makes me depressed
>>577518205
Thumbnail looks like a Buddah statue
>>577522618
somalia=?
>>577525753
So you agree that money fixes a lot of problems, but apparently you also believe money is a problem in itself, you didn't explain why though.
Happiness is definately not an illusion, it can be meassured.
>>577525868
Meh, I lived in the forest for about 3-4 years working for a vineyard and not giving a fuck. Was the shit, eventually I got tired of Winters since I lived in Canada. But having no superficiality and the only thing people wanted from you was a decent conversation and some fun company.
Now I'm back in the city, and just trying to figure out how to get back in the same vibe. I can't stop feeling like a tool right now.
>>577524941
listened to that yesterday
7.7/10
>>577525753
I think anon gets it. Makes efforts > Get money.
I never set out to have a lot of money. I did set out to be successful and do something that makes a difference.
Be good at something and make effort > Money rolls in
>>577523937
give me some money man, i can't even afford ramen
>>577526247
DANCE, their remix of Electric Feel, One Minute to Midnight and Valentine are the best from Cross imo
>>577526150
Well I agreed that money was a solution to the problems, but the follow-up made problems into "problems".
Your problems are usually things you put yourself into because you thought you were supposed to. The real problem is : why do you think you were supposed to have a nice car, why the need to get ripped, why the need to have a chick on prom.
Some things are just ridiculous and we still just dive in, isn't better to just think about it for just a second instead of being manipulated.
>>577516312
This is the bathroom of a 95 mln dollar penthouse
http://www.boredpanda.com/residential-tower-432-park-avenue-manhattan-penthouse-architecture/
>>577515327
> multi-million dollar house
> deck looks like shit
>>577516207
>privacy
All of these houses are either located in a tall building or have their own parcel of land of a few acres.
>insulation
double or even triple layered windows are good insulators
>kids
Why does it matter to have kids around for these windows?
>>577526506
First of all I have money, I made them myself and am now living off my investments which I love. Sounds like you are saying that just because money doesn't make your life a fairytale on its own it isn't all that people make it. But you see the world too much in black and white, like I have already said you can't count on money to fix everything, but it certainly helps.
>>577514581
Because nothing screams homey like raw concrete floors and brushed steel everything else. ffs
>you will always live in a nasty shit hole
>>577525001
>>577524720
>>577521183
Is OP mexican-american?
>>577518395
There are triple pane windows and are commonly used in tall buildings.
pretty expensive though, those big windows dont come cheap, let alone 3 panes.
Even though I find these homes impressive I don't think I would buy a home like this even if I was a billionaire. Can't imagine I would like it in them. I would love a really big, more normal home.
>>577517805
>ironman
>>577525159
Nobody asked for you opinion. Why did you take all this effort?
>>577514764
pretty sure i've been inside this one. location?
>>577515057
cool i actually saw that house in an architectural digest mag last year.
yes i'm a architecture faget nigger.
>>577519468
dat insulation, lol
>>577515426
they're usually too big.
I would want something like >>577514824
except squeezed into a space of about 100 square metres.
Also I like microhomes and I hate long staircases.
Staircases suck. Everything should ideally be on one floor.
>>577522661
are you taking the AREs too?
>>577517656
I would kill for a garage where I could keep my cars inside like that.
Seriously 10/10
>>577517805
lovely. maintenance as fuck tho.
>>577519793
>>577519828
I love this concept, looks really cozy.
>>577530002
conversation pits, so 70s. i love em too
http://www.pinterest.com/explore/conversation-pit/
>>577515620
why wouldnt you mount the tv above the fireplace?
>>577520842
Holy shit that was mind blowing. Also made me want to punch those gold diggers' faces.
Welp, time to be a male stripper.
>>577517556
looks like something out of a nightmare I had.
>>577522879
It really bothers me that the door panels under the sink are so uneven.
Reminds me of a cheap IKEA kitchen
>>577519351
Is that floor made of lizardskin?
Some of these houses are beautiful. But the interior decorating on most of them look like Frontgate drank too much Williams Sonoma and threw it all up inside.
Constant proof that a good number of rich people have no fucking taste.
>>577521003
ugly as shit
>>577521281
It looks like someone tore off a chunk from the street entrance of an airport. I can see the "beauty" just fine but I can't understand why someone would want to live in that.
>>577521281
>Approaching minimalism as an aesthetic instead of a function process that is beautiful on its own.
pleb
>>577520842
All that space, not a single fucking bookshelf.
>>577516582
My dream. 10/10
>>577522063
that pool looks cool and all but it's small as shit, not really useful except for maybe fucking in it, anf if you've fucked in a pool before you know its not that awesome