Ok /b/, previous thread decided that females are 48% more likely to contract ebola than men. Government is going to separate genders until things clear.
Let's spread this all over the internet. Contact news sites, photoshop images etc. You know the drill
Lets do this
ok. How do we edit this article?
Gov. Scientits didn't want to release this info until quote "...they were 100% sure. We must make sure before we do something this drastic. It may be extreme, but it is necessary. It is this (separation of genders) or potential death of human race." -(any gov. health official)
Something that two X chromosomes make it easies for the virus to spread? It's bs, but the (shitty/popular) media believe anything
We also need a famous person to spread it, or some facebook page with millions of likes. Anyone who has acces to such a medium?
hashtags see here
and as for everything else use your own facebook and twitter. we just need a tech guy to get a hold of the page here:
and edit it so it says what we want.
THIS RIGHT HERE! make note for this when making the page.
i think we can roll with either idea. something of that magnitude yeah or even smaller would be a good idea. i heard about the whole dorito thing, something similar?
c'mon guys this is gold
>Government is going to separate genders until things clear.
What? Do you actually know what's being done about Ebola? Your borders are being kept open to the infected countries and they're importing the people from these areas and distributing them to every state.
Your president is intentionally trying to make Ebola take off so that he can implement martial law.
thanks heaven you da best.
refer to this pls
pls le this work
Scientists think they have discoverd what could be a major breakthrough in finding the cure for ebola. As it seems now is that females are 48% more likely to get this disease and eventually die from it. Governments state they are not sure yet, but are planning to take measures. They don't want to discriminate upon gender yet, but they might have to in the near future
Correct any spelling mistakes plox
i like this.
Here's a picture.
I am, i just dunno what to put
right! we could use his "ebola czar" at some point and quote him saying, Ron Klain, "The Ebola Virus has reached a point in its mutation to where women are now more probable to infect other people instead of men. The government and the CDC are looking into possible ways to contain such an event from happening. One of which is to separate women from society for the good of the future"
best i can do.
made something funny too
damn all of your grammar is awful. these quotes are so shitty sounding. jesus.
I think we should say that Ebola travels faster through female lymph-nodes due to higher production of antibodies which in turn accelerates the effects of Ebola to the point where it is active without displaying symptoms excreting from the skins pores without causing noticeable sediments. Until its too late dun dun darrrr.
a little better cropped
Use this maybe : Estrogen is acting as a carrier for the parasitic behaviour of the ebola virus making females much more vulnerable to ebola than men. Being the female hormone, Estrogen is released in high quantities during menstruation rendering menstruating women even more vulnerable to the deadly virus which might "soon become reason for the extinction of the human race". This news comes after the recent statistics that there have been twice as many female deaths as males in Africa, where ebola has hadn't e most impact. The team of scientists working under the top-secret government aided research did not want to release the news before they were "100%" sure.
Shit..this is why we guys are /b/rothers!!!!!!!
Quote Roy (add quotation marks) and give him a fictional title and position at who/cdc or a research lab , it will seem a lot more credible that way
MAH NIGGAS, WE GOT THIS FAR (which never happens on 4chan) SO WE CANT LET IT DIE NOW. we gotta edit more new articles and make more fake pictures, use the hashtags and let's actually make something of this.
changed my mind, im back. we really just need one and it should spread like fire from there. Or if not just use it as a template and copy paste different news sites names and colors.
Something like this? English is not my native language so I wouldn't mind a second opinion
what do we do with it though??
Due to the increased need for menstruating mothers to produce antibodies to protect their developing baby, the Ebola virus is able to spread around the body before symptoms occur through the inhibition of b-cells; which produces antibodies, traveling through the female lymph-nodes at a much faster rate than male victims, as a result this also causes the virus to seep through the pores in the skin before symptoms occur, enabling the virus to spread exponentially through contaminated surfaces.
are -> is
best one so far. How spread
Done, thanks. I think it's good to go now
/b/ros, my buddy says he can do a phishing site in about 1-2 hours with one article and links to real site, so if peeps don't notice that the address is not exactly correct, it could pass.
there we go
That's what i meant. By phishing I meant method, not stealing money. Make one fake page, like nytines (or something like that) with just one fake page and links to real nytimes
These are all my ideas.
you guys should have mentioned that its easier to contract ebola as a woman MORE SO, if you take birth control. imagine women who stop taking it and get pregnant?
Oh god you guise
>mfw all you wizards actually think you are going to accomplish anything out of this besides being edgy, this level of edginess belongs on leddit fourm, pure cancer this thread
That kind of thinking wont get you anywhere buddy