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Ok /b/, previous thread decided that females are 48% more li

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Ok /b/, previous thread decided that females are 48% more likely to contract ebola than men. Government is going to separate genders until things clear.
Let's spread this all over the internet. Contact news sites, photoshop images etc. You know the drill
Lets do this

http://4archive.org/b/thread/577327480
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>>577333947
REMOVE NEWS FROM TWITTER FAG! If you post it BEFORE news articles, whole lul is fucking BLOWN! News articles first!
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>>577333947
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rossalynwarren/4chan-tried-to-trick-people-into-thinking-you-can-catch-ebol?s=mobile
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bump. godspeed anon, ill spread the words once posted.
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IM OP OF IDEA! i removed it
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>>577334121
I'm not the anon from the previous thread, sorry
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This must be gold
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>>577334191
Good
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Anyone getting the news article ready?
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ok. How do we edit this article?
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ebola-virus-outbreak/nbc-wsj-poll-71-back-mandatory-quarantines-ebola-health-workers-n239576
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>>577333947
Mention that its something to do with estrogen
Science words make it more believable
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Who's working on the fake page?? we need updates on that shit and possible hastags. so like #womanebola or what?
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Goddamn somebody do it. I'm not a techfag and I can't, but I'm sure someone here can
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>>577334391
this. we need a science behind it. Like estrogen when meeting the virus acts as a catalyst and it just skyrockets out of control
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>>577334401

#justfornow
#seperateforthefuture
>>577334356
I tried to edit couldnt edit text anyone smart know how to do that shit?
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>>577334391

This
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We need fake news articles, fake twitter/Facebook/Instagram pages, fake hashtags and shit and just spread it every where
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Guys tell me there is ANYONE here who knows how to edit/post new fake news on some trustworthy news websites. Please.
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Gov. Scientits didn't want to release this info until quote "...they were 100% sure. We must make sure before we do something this drastic. It may be extreme, but it is necessary. It is this (separation of genders) or potential death of human race." -(any gov. health official)
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>>577334501
Something that two X chromosomes make it easies for the virus to spread? It's bs, but the (shitty/popular) media believe anything

We also need a famous person to spread it, or some facebook page with millions of likes. Anyone who has acces to such a medium?
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>>577333947
cake
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>>577334580
hashtags see here
>>577334538
and as for everything else use your own facebook and twitter. we just need a tech guy to get a hold of the page here:
>>577334373
and edit it so it says what we want.
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>>577334705
Good start
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What happened? Few years back all major media would be already full of that shit.
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c'mon waiting for a link to spread
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>>577334786
What do you want it to say?
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every time i right click and try to press edit text it's greyed out what do?
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Need fake page asap
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>>577334705
THIS RIGHT HERE! make note for this when making the page.
>>577334734
i think we can roll with either idea. something of that magnitude yeah or even smaller would be a good idea. i heard about the whole dorito thing, something similar?
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>>577334938
Headline "Will seperation of sexes defeat ebola?"
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>>577334939
What do you mean, can you screen shot?
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>>577334938
Recent gov. studies revealed that higher estrogen levels mean higher infection rates in women and some men.
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>>577334938
>>577335018
and immediately go into how women spread the virus faster and they need to be contained
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>>577335018
>>577335112
>>577334705
>>577334538
c'mon guys this is gold
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>>577335112
then this or something like it and then go with something like this.
>>577334705
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Wait guys I'll ask buddy if he can help. He knows few tricks
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Everyone get in this fucking thread
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>>577335117
Also, put in pictures of scientists and Obama and shit. Make it look 100% legit
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>>577333947
>Government is going to separate genders until things clear.

What? Do you actually know what's being done about Ebola? Your borders are being kept open to the infected countries and they're importing the people from these areas and distributing them to every state.

Your president is intentionally trying to make Ebola take off so that he can implement martial law.
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4chan anyday can be april fools day esp just after halloween
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>>577335257
thanks heaven you da best.
>>577335168
refer to this pls
pls le this work
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>>577334938
Scientists think they have discoverd what could be a major breakthrough in finding the cure for ebola. As it seems now is that females are 48% more likely to get this disease and eventually die from it. Governments state they are not sure yet, but are planning to take measures. They don't want to discriminate upon gender yet, but they might have to in the near future

Correct any spelling mistakes plox
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Can you imagine the chaos this could cause, do we really want to open Pandoras box and possibly start a gender war?
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>>577335391
Yes.
>>577335378
i like this.
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>>577335279
Here's a picture.
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>>577335375

He's thinking what do now. If he gots an idea, I'll inform you
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>>577335391
>gender war
who cares
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Is anyone actually working on an article?
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>>577335509
I am, i just dunno what to put
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>>577333947
This is relevant to my interests!!!
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>>577335509
bump
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>>577335279
right! we could use his "ebola czar" at some point and quote him saying, Ron Klain, "The Ebola Virus has reached a point in its mutation to where women are now more probable to infect other people instead of men. The government and the CDC are looking into possible ways to contain such an event from happening. One of which is to separate women from society for the good of the future"
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>>577335489

There's an idea to make something like a phishing site pretending to be news site, but it would take some time (guy saiz at least one evening).
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>>577335602
nice
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>>577335681
>This
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>>577335602
Say that is has smth to do with x chromosomes because ppl are afraid of genetics
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>>577335602
Look back at what others have suggested and use what they have said. You can do it anon.
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>>577335602
see my post here
>>577335681
GUYS HELP THIS GUY OUT!
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/2014/08/14/3e08d0c8-2312-11e4-8593-da634b334390_story.html
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>>577335602
don't forget to capitalize Ebola in the article and fix the last sentence. It's the little things that count. Nice work tho
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>>577335681
"ebola exploits cromozomes in females". (people need a reason to beleive)
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>>577335832
holy shit!
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>>577335602
Use these: >>577335458
>>577335378
>>577335112
>>577335018
>>577334734
>>577334705
>>577334501
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>>577335832
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>>577335832
>>577335832
>>577335832
OH SHIT
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best i can do.
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>>577335832
GOLD
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>>577335951
>>577335602
look at this guys go from here
>>577335898 and put this in
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WE DID IT WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!>>577335832
screencap!!!
>between 55 to 60 percent of womem
my sides
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made something funny too
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>>577335986

It's an actual article, there is no mention of sex separation there
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>>577335989
check
>>577335832
NOW GUISE, make sure to use the correct hashtag on this shit.
#justfornow
seperateforthefuture
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>>577336157

Don't be too excited yet. This is a true article. It hasn't been done by any of us
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>>577336157
fuck youre right.
>>577335989
any good?
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>>577336242
yeah> shiat false alarm. lets get it together /b/
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damn all of your grammar is awful. these quotes are so shitty sounding. jesus.
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>>577333947
I think we should say that Ebola travels faster through female lymph-nodes due to higher production of antibodies which in turn accelerates the effects of Ebola to the point where it is active without displaying symptoms excreting from the skins pores without causing noticeable sediments. Until its too late dun dun darrrr.
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>>577336297
see this
>>577335681
and this>>577335898
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>>577335989
a little better cropped
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>>577336337
holy shit. this right here.

add to here
>>577336364
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>>577336242
Can we edit it???
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>>577336337
What ever you just said, i like it
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>>577336472
THIS
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>>577336297
>U1kyV9ju
oh damn sorry, you did check my post. dont say ebola expert, say "appointed Czar of Ebola by President Obama"
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Vanilla gorilla, remember the name
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Use this maybe : Estrogen is acting as a carrier for the parasitic behaviour of the ebola virus making females much more vulnerable to ebola than men. Being the female hormone, Estrogen is released in high quantities during menstruation rendering menstruating women even more vulnerable to the deadly virus which might "soon become reason for the extinction of the human race". This news comes after the recent statistics that there have been twice as many female deaths as males in Africa, where ebola has hadn't e most impact. The team of scientists working under the top-secret government aided research did not want to release the news before they were "100%" sure.
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>>577336472

Dunno, I'm not into such things, I don't know how to do it
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>>577336598
This.

>>577336624
Who was the last guy to edit a news article in this thread?
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>>577336598
Remove extinction, and replace with wide epidemic
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>>577335832
it's August 14th news
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>>577335832
Come one guys we need to get someone to edit this
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did /b/ just lagg for anyone else?
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>>577336775
yep, but we can use it as a start point. Right?
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Shit..this is why we guys are /b/rothers!!!!!!!
>mfw
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>>577336771
Not me
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>>577336775
Soz bwt that but the guy creating the fake article should take a look at it and use some quotes and grammer
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>>577336841
yep. probably natural DoS. Peeps watching thread
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>>577335989
Quote Roy (add quotation marks) and give him a fictional title and position at who/cdc or a research lab , it will seem a lot more credible that way
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Op of idea here. Switched to mobile. Lags less. What's the progress??
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status on the fake article? we'll need to make up some more from other sites based on it
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MAH NIGGAS, WE GOT THIS FAR (which never happens on 4chan) SO WE CANT LET IT DIE NOW. we gotta edit more new articles and make more fake pictures, use the hashtags and let's actually make something of this.
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I've done my job. I put down all my ideas, i trust you /b/ro's have it from here. I'll be back to repost on the SOCMEDIA
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>>577337191
changed my mind, im back. we really just need one and it should spread like fire from there. Or if not just use it as a template and copy paste different news sites names and colors.
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>>577337119
Nice to meet you idea op, I was winrar of last thread.
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mages
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>>577337170
My status is that my internet is messing up so i an't do anything more
G'luck with it tho
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science
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Been afc for a while, is there any progress?
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#EbolaVsEstrogen
#Seperation4Health
#WhyAlwaysUsWomen
#FeminismAgainstEbola
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>>577335681
use his photo, for the guy putting together the page.

This guy?
>>577336297
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>>577336858
Something like this? English is not my native language so I wouldn't mind a second opinion
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>>577337361
we need to get the ball rolling and stop scratching our assholes
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>>577337512
this.

THE GUY WHO WAS MAKING THE PAGE LEFT, WE NEED A NEW TECH.
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>>577335832
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>>577337512
we need to use just one. too many hashtags will make it too hard to track
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>>577337567
good shit>>577336430
>>577336297

what do we do with it though??
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Due to the increased need for menstruating mothers to produce antibodies to protect their developing baby, the Ebola virus is able to spread around the body before symptoms occur through the inhibition of b-cells; which produces antibodies, traveling through the female lymph-nodes at a much faster rate than male victims, as a result this also causes the virus to seep through the pores in the skin before symptoms occur, enabling the virus to spread exponentially through contaminated surfaces.
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>>577337567
are -> is
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>>577337567
replace "hour" with "soon". you dont want a definite time table.
someone get a hold of this and get it on a web page
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>>577337696
>>577337685
>>577337567
best one so far. How spread
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#FeminismOnEbola
#PatriarchyandEbola
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>>577337639
True dat.
Which one though?
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>>577337696
Done, thanks. I think it's good to go now
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>>577337770
#Seperationforfuture
something vague like that
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#feminismagianstebola is the best choice
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/b/ros, my buddy says he can do a phishing site in about 1-2 hours with one article and links to real site, so if peeps don't notice that the address is not exactly correct, it could pass.
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>>577337803
Fuck it says 6 hours ago, give me a sec
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>>577337803
What do we do with this? Twitter?
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>>577337870
shut up heaven
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>>577337892
yea twitter is the best place to spread it
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>>577337870
hell yeah look at this shit>>577337803
>>577337914
That's not progressive
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>>577337892
we need it to lead to a webpage. but everything, facebook and twitter with simple hashtags at the top of the thread
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>>577337884
there we go
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>>577337914

So what do you propose, faggot? You got better idea? Just screens won't suffice, people will want to google shit
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#seperationsurvival
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>>577338020
i want it to lead to a webpage. not steal peoples money
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>>577338025
I like it. Serious and short.
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>>577338020
is he able to set up a couple single page sites just to have a few options out there to strengthen it
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>>577338080

That's what i meant. By phishing I meant method, not stealing money. Make one fake page, like nytines (or something like that) with just one fake page and links to real nytimes
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>>577338173
exactly
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>>577338134

Yes, but every single one is another 1-2 hours, he says
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We need to put at least one fake article on every major news site. If possible
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>>577338173
ohhh okay /b/ro. we on the same page now. yeah, make that happen
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>>577338173
ye
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guys we'll use

#womenagainstebola
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>>577338275
or #seperateforthefuture
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>>577338275
#womenagainstebola
or
#seperationsurvival
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>>577338275
its the best option
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Guys, we can start doing this, and your job is to write those articles and keep the thread up (or move to IRC)
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>>577337827
Check, let's do that one
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I think it would be better to move to IRC, then our conversation won't 404 and unpleasant peeps won't know about the IRC
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#seperatetosurvive
#seperatebutequal
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>>577335168
These are all my ideas.
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ok well you guys get it running post it in a new thread so everyone else catches on.
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>>577338669
post link
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>>577338669
>>577338491
These
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so which hashtag have we decided on?
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>>577338754
#SeperateToSurvive
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>>577338754
#seperationforthefuture
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>>577338816
is the best.
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>>577338737
Newfag here, whats IRC?
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you guys should have mentioned that its easier to contract ebola as a woman MORE SO, if you take birth control. imagine women who stop taking it and get pregnant?
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Had to go chase some pigs what i miss?
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>>577338874
internet relay chat. Its a type of private messaging system
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>>577338891
Yes, yes. Fucking yes.
Please.
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>>577338891
Lel
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>>577338952
Thanks dude
Accessable via phone?
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sorry i was late to the party to contribute, but birth control came to mind with you guys speaking about mentration and estrogen.
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▲ ▲
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>>577334125
Oh god you guise
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>>577338891
THIS
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>>577339175
Wrong pic
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Guys set up the fucking IRC
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someone should make a radical feminist article placing blame on the MEN, lots of femnazis would share that shit.
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>mfw all you wizards actually think you are going to accomplish anything out of this besides being edgy, this level of edginess belongs on leddit fourm, pure cancer this thread
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>>577339258
Don't know how.
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>>577339313
That kind of thinking wont get you anywhere buddy
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>>577338891
We dont need more faggots with whore mothers on this earth or in this lifetime
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jahahahahaha
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Who can make an IRC?
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>>577338816
>#SeperateToSurvive
im spreading this
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bumpin
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blump
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blumpkin
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hump
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bumpski
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How is it going are the media already believing it?
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somebody set up an irc or a new thread
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>>577340771
No, I and buddy are working on phishings.

You guys should make IRC, this thread will 404 in no time
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>>577340810
OP here
Ill make a new thread
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>>577334669
I do.
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IRC time anyone?
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>>577341069
Can you do it?
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>>577340968
post link
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anyone ever use https://kiwiirc.com?
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>>577341069

Can you SQL Injection and replace websites' content?
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>>577340968
>>577341135
new thead
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>>577341069
Give me a few mimutes>>577341329
No but I have pro photoshop skills that are ample for twitter
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>>577341479
Won't suffice. Simple fake screens won't work, people will google this shit and see there's no results
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