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FUUUCK MY LIFE

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FUUUCK MY LIFE
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did you step on your mom?
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>>577226602
Green text story
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>>577226602
tits or gtfo
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>>577226602
Get a pegleg OP!
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Prove it
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>>577226602
diabeetus? topkek
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>>577226602
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>>577226602
walk it off fag
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>>577226602
What are you complaining about? You've got another one.

Seriously though. You'll learn to walk on a prosthetic, and in a year you'll be just as happy, or just as miserable as before you had that shit chopped off. Trust me.
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>>577226602
why? now you don't have to work
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>>577227510
>You'll learn to walk on a prosthetic, and in a year you'll be just as happy

somehow I doubt it
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I'll go the actual response route.

Basically, OP, you live in one of the best possible times ever to have lost a limb. Sure, you DID lose it, which is worse than not having lost it. But in all likelihood, within your lifetime, you're going to have some sort of genuine, nerve-wired cyberleg, perhaps with a gun in it. Just give it a decade or two.
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>>577226602
One bit closer to being a terminator
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>>577227746
Well, you're wrong. In a year you'll look back and go, damn, that douche on /b/ was right!
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>>577226602
wut happn
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>>577227396
Well shit

Enjoy being a cripple stumpy
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>>577227396
Story
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>>577228150
I got hit by a car
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>>577226602
Should've exercised more diabetic fuck, good luck with your transfemoral prothesis.
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>>577228453
sue them
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>>577228282
I was walking home and right as I was about to cross the street a tuck without its headlights on nailed me. My leg was run over and smashed between the curb and trucks tire.
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>>577228453
almost u are alive, keep goin bro
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>>577227396
holy shit that sucks
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>>577228453
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A PEDESTRIAN FAGGOT!
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>>577228480
Im not diabetic faggot

>>577228807
I would if the cops can catch the guy (or girl) who hit me but they drove off.
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>>577226602
http://youtu.be/52tFxg0O_bs?t=38s
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>>577226602
details please
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>>577229030
that should be easy, there should have been cameras
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>>577229149

>>577228808
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>>577227746
Look at that South Africa killer. He's missing both legs around same place as you and all his pictures he's standing upright.

>>577229264
>>577229030
What country do you live in?
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>>577226602
Go to Boston, to find your leg!!!!
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>>577228808
Tracey Morgan? I didn't know you were white
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>>577226602
Look at the bright side. Now you have one less leg to shave
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>>577229330
US


>>577229440
didnt he get in an accident in his tourbus ?
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>>577226602
there are bitches with a motherly complex just waiting to find some attractive amputee to take care of. Get a prosthetic and Jog, Jog, Jog. Grow a light beard if you can. You'll be find.
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dont worry OP, we still would love your tits
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>>577226602

>implying you need all of your limbs to have a decent quality of life

Way to go, faggot. You just insulted hundreds of people in your exact same position.
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OHHH FUUUUUUUU SLOOOOOOO DOOOOOOWWWWN
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be very thankful it wasn't your arm or your life
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>>577229770
You got good insurance?
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What happened anon?
Also get yourself on Fetlife, decent site for disabled people.
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>>577229389
Yeah he should be shipping up to Boston.
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>>577229770

where did yo get hit in the city streets or out there in the woods were there wore no witnesses ,and was it at night or at don
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Did it hurt?
How much did it hurt?
How long where you concious for?
What was your first reaction?
Have you gotten any fathom pains?
Does it feel weird at the end?
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>>577230336
go lose your leg and tell me how you feel

>>577230419
Im so tired of hearing this


>>577230443
Nope. Fucking medicaid
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>>577227396
how does it feel
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>>577226602
:(
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>>577226602
YOUR LEFT LEG LOOKS LIKE BREAD
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Look on the bright side.

Now nobody will ever expect anything strenuous out of you, or accuse you of being lazy.
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>>577226602
I've seen this picture before today. Explain why.
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>>577229770
Just file for disability. You're in America dude.
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>>577230790
>Fucking medicaid
Yuropean here. So does that mean that now you also have to pay thousands of dollars for the privilege of having had your leg chopped off?
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>>577226602
Whats worse is that its your left leg, if it had been your right, you would of had the awesome comeback to people asking "you al'right mate" instead you are just lame and legless, oh the drunk jokes, you still have hope.
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>>577230790
get good insurance then. it may cost and arm and a leg, but you're already half way there!
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that is my worst nightmare
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>>577230790
dude I was serious I live in argentina, someone gets ran over and drives off, the street cameras get it and a few days or weeks after, they catch the suspect. how long has it been?
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Buy 3d printer make your own prosthetic
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>>577230790

I'd probably man the fuck up and get on with my life.
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>>577230790
I'd recommend leaving the US and getting citizenship in a better country.

Do you have a degree of any sort? You can move to Canada and as long as you have a degree you can very easily gain citizenship in a few months.
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>>577231228
But now he can amputate his left arm as well and the "you all right" joke is doable.
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>>577230790
I literally can't believe how everyone in this thread suddenly seems to think they know exactly how it would feel to lose their own leg. What faggots.

Your situation sounds shitty OP. I hope you find your own way of coming to terms with this crap and go on to great success and general kick-assery.
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>>577226602
wow thats a pretty thick cock but wheres ur leg??
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>>577227396
Hotwheels 2.0
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>>577226602
well you can feel sorry for yourself
or you can accept it, embrace it, hopefully move on

living with disablity sux but not impossible
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>>577231323
I wish I was as tough as you, random 12 year old on the internet.
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Do you have uninsured/underinsured car insurance? Apply for disability. Sell your pain pills and smoke weed instead. Get an idea like Zuckerberg (steal site idea from something like Myspace, call it something different like Facebook, and become richest young person on the planet)
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>>577231383

Oh, fuck off. It's not like he's been diagnosed with cancer. Or raped repeatedly for years.

He lost a fucking limb that is replaceable with prosthetics. And he can file for disability.

Sounds like a gigantic cry about nothing.
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OP this is the fucking future we live in a god damn cyberpunk novel get yourself a prosthetic leg and start shadow running.
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>>577231357
Wait wat. It is that easy?
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>>577230790

how old are you ?
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>>577226602
at least your alive , fucker. brain cancer here. 3 months to go
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>>577226602

Are you the guy that made an amputation thread a week ago? The one that cost $30,000?
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>>577231683
See, Jimmy, why you don't have friends? It's because you're a raging twat.
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>>577231740
Yes, you need to pay for an immigration lawyer and you HAVE to have a transferable degree, aka not an arts degree.
B.Sc., M.Sc, Ph.D, B.Eng, or M. Eng. can be argued by an immigration lawyer and get you citizenship very fast.
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>>577228880
stfu
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>>577231541

If I had to guess, I'd say OP didn't use that leg all that much anyway.

Don't worry, OP - you don't need legs to sit on the internet all day.
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how old are you? is your dick ok?
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>>577230790
your life must be pretty shit to be reposting someone else's content of a truly fucked up accident on an anime image board to kill some time and make your self feel privileged.
die cancer
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>>577230741

City area close to my college. There was one witness who called the cops/ambulance, but all they could verify was that it was a truck without its lights on. Happened at night.

>>577230750
>Did it hurt?
More shock than pain at the time of the hit.
>How much did it hurt?
didnt hurt much when it happened but it throbs like crazy right now
>How long where you concious for?
EMTs were surprised I stayed conscious through it all due to the amount of bloodloss.
>What was your first reaction?
FUCK
>Have you gotten any fathom pains?
Yea. Theyre supposed to go away over time though
>Does it feel weird at the end?
What do you mean weird ? Phantom pains feel weird as hell


>>577230821
feels like shit


>>577230862
Yea. Its pretty swollen in the OP pic. Its gone down alittle but still not normal.
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>>577231886
Go out in a blaze of glory.
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>>577231383
You post on /b/ to expect shit.

Fucking redditor.
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If you're attractive and confident, not even this will stop you
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>>577230790
I'd fucking love to get a prosthetic limb. But going to the doctor and saying "Cut off my leg so I can have a wicked awesome artificial leg" will get you sent straight to the psych-ward.
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>>577231886
Rest in Peace, friend.

>>577226602
Was nicht geht.... geht nicht.
Und was geht.... geht.
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>>577231886
that's fucked up dude
i wish you luck maybe youll end up like my dog and live 7 seven years longer than what they predicted
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Don't worry OP, you lost your limb at the right time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDsNZJTWw0w
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>>577231886

Very sorry to hear that, anon.

See, yours is a battle I can support. Not like this ginormous crying vagina OP.
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just dont kill yourself because your life will probably get better again even though it sucks right now.

also, did you call the ambulance or did someone see you and stop?
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>>577232130
why r u murikan
srsly
in europe this didn't not happen
best country not france but germany
no cripple on street no truck
fat and cripple american

ahahahahahah


fagot
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>>577232160
I can't even move. fml. even typing is a chore. but will blaze near the end
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>>577231357

Bullshit. I have a master's degree and they won't let me in without a job offer.
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Thats funny, i busted one of the axles on my pickup last recently, must have hit a fox or something, when i was driving to buy some new headlights after mine broke.
Mind, felt abit heavy for a fox
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>>577232452
Dude, I'm sorry to say this but they stuffed your dog.
They use it like a table now.
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its okay anon, i still love you
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>>577232130
Become a god damn cyborg you fagget we live in the futur now god damn go full adamn jensen you fag
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>>577226602
kek
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>>577232271

There's no fucking way OP is either attractive or confident.

OP is just going to sit on 4Chan for the rest of his life having a fucking cry.
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>>577226602
May your leg rest in piece.
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>>577232469
>a battle I can support

>implying dying in 3 months without any chance of winning is a battle
>implying your "support" is worth shit
>implying you're gonna sound less like a little piece of shit now that you say you'll "support" him
>implying you're not a 12 year old twat
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I wish you the best, OP.

Look at pic related. This guy's hot shit.
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>>577232130
I mean weirder than something just being missing, i dunno, can really compare.

Anyway, sorry to hear that man, not much to say, but i hope it gets better for you.
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>>577232519
idiot
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>>577232636
b-but rocky is sitting at my feet holding my cup of coffee and plate of dinner
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>>577227747
>you live in the best possible time!
>wait a decade or two
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>>577232456
>implying people have money for this shit
>implying there is a right time to loose a limb
>implying this technology is already useable for everyone in every country

>>577232793
>implying anyone here is attractive or confident, this is 4chan
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>>577232595
You obviously need to get a work visa first for the immigration lawyer to actually work on your case since you have to get into the country first.

If you actually have a science degree getting a job should not be particularly difficult.

Business and arts degrees of all levels are not internationally transferable though so if your masters is something like a M.BA. that won't cut it, it's not transferable.
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>>577232753
im jk bb you'll get cyborg legs l8r k
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>>577232130

well i just wish you the best of liuck for your future dude. i hope your life turns back as normal as possible.
i know a guy who has 2 prosthetic legs since he was 12 years old. now with 17 he is mentally completely normal, hes just slow as fuck lol.

again all the best to you dude stay strong
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>>577232579

How are you coping?
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>>577232834

>anon with brain cancer and 3 months to live doesn't have a fucking cry on the internet about his circumstances
>I support his bravery
>OP is a massive vagina crying about nothing

>go fuck yourself
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>>577228480
What's the sauce on the gif?
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At least you have arms and hands to play videogame
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>>577232895
lel fag
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>>577232130
On the plus side, think of the weightloss you'll see next time you hop on the bathroom scales!
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>>577228808
welp im never going outside again
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>>577227396
Fuck man I'm sorry.
At least you are eligible to get badass robot legs or some shit.
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>>577226602
Dumbass don't steal a loaf of bread with your foot while ISIS is watching. Jesus (pbuh).
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Lief is mow den dat son! Keep walking.
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I'll pray for you
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Sharpie in pooper
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what kinda of life did you live before this accident? lots of friends? outgoing? introvert? antisocial? those kinds of things. and how do you think this aspect of life will be affected?
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>>577233114
Or even better, to play with your penis. Or a music instrument. Or shoot a gun. Yeah, 'murica.
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>>577230953
Because it was taken yesterday afternoon and I made a thread but fell asleep before I could respond.

>>577230960
Im going to

>>577231090
Pretty much. The amputation wont cost me too much but it wont cover a good prosthetic or anything.

>>577231269
I always had a fear of losing a limb but never really thought it would happen. This is a living hell

>>577231284
It happened tuesday but there werent many cameras and the one camera that did catch what looked to be the truck didnt catch the plates.

>>577231383
Thanks. Im so tired of hearing the same singsong from everyone telling me its not that bad. I know it could be worse but FUCK

>>577231683
>cry about nothing

Fuck you

>>577231749
21

>>577231930
nope

>>577232069
My dick is fine. thank god
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>>577232880
Lost 30/50/90 pounds

Cut your arm and leg
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>>577226602

Pasta

Funnily enough I saw this thread last night too
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>>577233206
As long as he doesn't shoot blindly into a bathroom
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>>577226602
now you have an excuse to stay at home and play vidya all day
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Are you planning to cope with this healthily, or just drink for the rest of your life?
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damn OP
that is one of my nightmares
you have my feels bro
i personally would probably end myself now
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KILL YOURSELF YOU CRIPPLE FAGGOT

OH BOO HOO IM SO SAD I LOST MY LEG IM SAD ABOUT IT.

GET OVER IT YOU FUCKING BABY. IF YOU ARE SO FUCKING UNGRATEFUL YOU SHOULD OF DIED IN THE STREET LIKE THE FAGGOT YOU ARE.

GET A GUN AND KILL YOURSELF YOU UNGRATEFUL FAGGOT BITCH.
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>>577228058
True optimist.
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>>577233338

No, OP - fuck you.

There are people out there in far, far worse circumstances. You are acting like a gigantic cunt, and you don't deserve a single shred of compassion.
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I was crushed and needed to learn to walk again
it's Been five years and i still wish that I had died
I have no advice op
it sucks to wake up in the night and not be able to use the bathroom south out it being an ordeal.
some days are good but mostly life sucks when your friends are playing sports and you don't get called anymore
the only thig I can tell you is don't get hooked on the pills they give you.
I would've killed myself by now if I was still on the pills
keep your head up op
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFMsqrG9RWg

Do this
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>>577233338
can you answer my question here >>577232474 please
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>>577232130

what was your parents reaction to this,do they also want justice to the criminal scum who did it,

if it were me,my mom ,even If she knew who did it wouldn't go to court and sue cause she is a very frightening person,the kind of a person who would do anything for peace on earth,which I kind of hate it !


Like when someone knocked out my teeth in elementary school,and everybody knew the school was at fault but my mom didn't do anything,now you guys see what I mean,but my dad is a complete other story,he would kick the guys ass if somebody did something harmfully to me,even If he would get jail time .

So I don't know who loves me more,you guys decide ?
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Will you use disregard a prosthetic, use crutches and gain crazy upper body strength?

..or will you use a lame prosthetic and limp around pretending to be normal?

I am sorry for your loss of limb, OP.
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Is that you Eileen?
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>>577226602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M97vR2V4vTs

>look this vids, enjoy the music and move your fat ass

>its difficult but, its the life, continue with smiling
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Does your brain still think your leg is still there? Always wondered that...
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>>577232579
Shit dude I'm sorry.

Why didn't you do some crazy shit before ending up bedridden? You could have been on the news!
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>>577226602
Hey, It could be worse. You could be some faggot on 4chan posting shit pasta
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>>577233387
Can it be Pasta without any effort to really lure people into the Pasta?

>>577233338
>I know it could be worse but Fuck
You are right.
Its fucking bad and you suffer alot.
You wanna hear something enraging? Thats just life.
Somehow this shit happenend and now you have to deal with it if you want or not, might aswell try to deal with it in a good way, right?
Your life will be alot different but will go on and if you are a good person im sure you will have a good life aswell.
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>>577233779
Hey, if I just lost a damn leg And I was bored I would make a thread about it too. You seem mad though, what's troubling you, friend?
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>>577226602
I wanna rub my hemroids all over this thing.

also do you know this guy?
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>>577232896
Rocky is furniture now.
Also, a fleshlight when I'm drunk enough.
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>>577233791
Why don't you just blow your leg up ? To show us how much if a man you are and how you can handle it ?
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>>577233791
dont even act like he isnt in a shitty situation. just because people are starving in africa and getting executed by isis doesnt mean he cant complain about losing a fucking limb you stupid neckbeard.
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>>577232607
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>>577233791
so fucking what if there are people who have it worse? that doesn't mean that he's not allowed to be upset.
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>>577234062

>also do you know this guy?

kek
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>>577233072
You're not supporting anyone's bravery, piece of shit. You're just trying to look less like a cunt for berating OP after your attempt to sound cool miserably failed.

>crying about nothing
You mean the nothing where before was his leg, that he lost by pure bad luck?
Jesus Christ, you're a massive twat. Go get fucked by a nigger with an infected razor.
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Dude. You're in 'Murica. Sue the bastard for every Cent he has.

It could have been worse, you could have woken up to people eating it like that dude in the walking dead..
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>>577233791
what an edgy cunt, hooo boy
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Dude rough sorry about that man:(
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>>577226602
Just a question of curiosity. How did they dispose of your leg? Did the let you put it on a mantle and take it home?
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>>577226602
Sorry dude, that sucks. At least you are only 1/2 Lieutenant Dan.
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>>577234448
bob-bq
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>>577227396
noone realizes it is a sneaky troll? LOL, man show your fucking crippled leg
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>>577230790
be thankful it wasn't your arm or your life
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>>577234490
lel, reminds me of that Malcolm in the middle episode ...
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>>577233338
what do you do for a living?
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>>577234558
Lieutenant Dan was a cool guy who got rich in the end.
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>>577234678
oh and I forgot to add that this troll is very gold, 10/10, best I've ever seen
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Hey yo OP, my grandpa lost his entire leg when he was forty. He's like 90 now, and he is the sassiest fucker I've ever met. He hops like a fucking champion too. He'll be hopping around with a cigar in his mouth talking in his irish accent about his grandkids n shit.

yeah idk. also, robot limb stuff is cool.

i hope shit goes well for you, man
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>>577233338
The girls will feel bad for you
Pussy game ridiculous
Did you serve at all say it happened there even more pussy
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>>577233314
I was always pretty introverted. I have a few close friends but thats it. Even in the hospital Im already getting stares from other patients and I fear my appearance will make it hard for me to socialize. For now im just going to try to finish my studies and get my degree and work through it but this has always been a fear of mine and still feels surreal to me.


>>577233664
I dont drink much and dont plan on taking up the habit

>>577232474
A witness called an ambulance for me

>>577233848
I dont know yet. I've already been told by the doctors that with my insurance Ill only get a shitty leg so I might be stuck using crutches for a long time.
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>>577227396
Oscar Pistorious?
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>>577234448
OP said it was a hit and run, they didn't catch the guy.

Getting away with hit and runs is pretty easy tbh.

When I was 16 I was a little drunk and hit some car by accident and I didn't want to pay for it so I just went to the pick-a-part lot, bought a bunch of new parts for my car and fixed it up as best I could and then I had my car demolished. No questions asked. My car wasn't in running condition but it looked well enough that they didn't bother questioning about the other damage.
Saved me from a massive increase in insurance and overall I probably in total saved me a good $15,000 and the fix only costed me like $300 since my car was a piece of shit anyway
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>>577226602
Stay strong. That is terrible. Did you think the /b/ fags would make you feel better?
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>>577233791
You edgy 12 year olds should just be used as public toilets for a couple of years. Swallowing piss, shit and puke until you realize that trying to look tough on the internet is not cool.
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>>577234939
In 20 years you could get Deus Ex augments at least ...
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>>577235119
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Go to an army surplus store, buy some military clothes, get dog tags made, hit bar and cash in on pussy and free drinks.

>god bless 'muricA
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>>577234939
Glad to hear it. BTW, play deus ex human revolution
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>>577233905
yes it does. Its supposed to get better over time though

>>577234490
Ya know ? I really dont know. I would guess it was disposed with medical waste but Im not sure what they do with that kind of shit.

>>577234775
student and work retail part time
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>>577234490
Lmao funny enough this guy is from my home town, Definately watch it. Got his foot amputated and kept it. Also OP this might cheer you up or make you sad, worth a watch everyone though. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HYyWBKs_02k
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>>577232519
Learn some fucking English first before you decide to speak. Unless you have autism then Im sorry and I feel bad for your mother.
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Best wishes OP, I hope you will be strong and will get over this,
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>>577226602
Post a dick pic; I wanna see how your 'third leg' measures up.
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>>577235461

OP, I wish you all the best.
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>>577235461
>Ya know ? I really dont know. I would guess it was disposed with medical waste but Im not sure what they do with that kind of shit.
It's being turned into a dildo as we speak. There's a very large market for this shit.
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Stealing pic from the post last night, and trying to capitalize on it ftw.

Good work OP
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You can't walk and your legs are still that fat. Come on nigga, STEP it up.
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>>577235514
Another one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s_4U5kLk648 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f_g6wG9YcdU
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>>577235728
he already posted a timestamp idiot
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>>577235576
This.
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>>577235816
you must have a pretty small dick
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>>577234939
>and still feels surreal to me.

As a psychologist myself I recommend seeing one. Even if it's "just" a leg you will still go through the 5 stages of grief.
At some point you will heavily debate suicide.

I wish you best of luck.
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I have chronic knee pain and a fucked up walk after getting stretched/flattened arches wearing bad shoes near the end of summer. Seeing OP, I now feel a lot better about my situation.
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it grows again in a few weeks
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yep sucks to be you OP

have fun never being able to run again in your life

you'll probably end up fat thanks to your inabilty to exercice
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>>577228480
sauce ? !
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>>577233074

Learn how to sauce Annon.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337910/
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>>577230790
>go lose your leg and tell me how you feel
I'd be ok with it
all I need is my arms
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It's so strange to see a post about this kind of thing where the OP isn't eerily positive... normally they're saying "hey I'm just lucky to be alive" etc. This guy: "FUUUCK MY LIFE". Anyway I understand people are being annoying fucks about this saying "could be worse" and other stupid shit but try to remember that this isn't something they're used to and they just don't know how to react. Their intentions are probably good. You've probably heard it a million times already but I'm very sorry that this happened to you. When you said you never imagined it would happen to you it really clicked how tragic this is. The good news is that according to research people always return to baseline happiness levels after life events even if you win the lottery or something. You will come to terms with this eventually and cope with it. I'd definitely try to get in contact with people who've had similar injuries and ask for some advice.
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>>577235461
Does it bother you at all that you have no idea where your leg is?
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>>577235864
More like a TIMESTUMP

XD

amirite
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>>577236024
He needs a psychiatrist, not a head shrinker.
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>>577235461
OP are you sitting with your legs crossed right now?
OH WAIT
Man I'm just sitting here rubbing my right and left foot together and it feels so, so damn good.
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>>577226602
Well at least you can be a pirate for Halloween next year
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>>577236320
>psychiatrist
why? like seriously why?
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>>577227396
February 11th was 9 months ago

I'm going to be the bigger man and walk away from this thread right now.
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>>577236223
He cant really use it for anything constructive now, unless he builds a house with it.
But seriously... he should keep it at home in a glass if its still one piece. (which it propably is not)
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>>577226602
you lost your leg again?
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>>577235841
the hell bro
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sharpie in stumpie
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>>577235514
You guys physically need to watch this, this guy kept his amputated foot lol
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>>577236223
>>577235461

Amputated limbs get incinerated on site unless the patient specifically ask for it
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>>577236283
haha
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>>577234939
>with my insurance Ill only get a shitty leg
See, this is why american healthcare is a piece of shit. You're valued only for your money. You're rich? You get the best prostethics and cures. You're poor? You're fucked for life. You don't have a right to a good quality of life, you have to fucking BUY it.
This shit doesn't happen in civilized countries.

From a yuropean point of view, it's amazing you americans are willing to put up (and even defend) a system like this.
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>>577236537
I know, its just that that whole piece of him is just missing, something he has been living with for 21 years just suddenly gone, never to be seen again. Im curious what kind of emotion that creates.
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>>577236553
>>577236553
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>>577236621
SAUCE
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>>577227396
Old news is old. This is from February 11th, like 8 months ago.
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>>577236024
You're a psychologist and you don't know that the "5 stages of grief" bullshit was disproven years ago?

But yeah, OP, seek professional help. Seriously.
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>>577226602
at least it's not your arm. there are pretty cool leg mods out there op, don't worry.
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>>577236024
yea I def will. I already feel like killing myself over this

>>577236083
Im really scared about getting fat. I exercise alot but mostly cardio. Im going to need to find a new routine.

>>577236212
losing a limb has been a lifelong fear of mine and the fact it happened to me leaves me with little optimism.

>>577236223
no. It just bothers me that Its not attached to me anymore. I couldnt care less what they do with it now.
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>>577236408
i leled
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That moment when you stumble upon a thread about an amputee.

That moment when you are a surg tech who makes a career off of cutting peoples limbs off, organs out, and other unspecified defects.

kekekekekekekekekek
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OP fuck anybody trolling or talking shit. Just about every one of them won't know how you feel and never will. Coming from a completely healthy normal person, the only thing I can say is to make the best of your life man. You probably will already, but it happened and it can't be undone. Tell yourself it happened and that there isn't anything you can do about it, and proceed to do everything in your power to live a badass life. Best of luck OP, I can't imagine losing a limb.
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>>577236935
I would be fucking miserable, but at the same time the based anon I was my whole life long.
A good, bitter person. Something like that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO_S5wg8DAs
These guys actually say they're glad they lost their limbs and it gets them pussy. Ok granted they're paralympians but nonetheless it shows a different perspective on disability and illustrates the potential people have despite it.
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>>577233779
>edgy
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>>577228808
OP quit being a faggot. This guy posted last night, and he was on a motorcycle injured by some niggers fleeing from the police.
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I wish you the best OP
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>>577226602
stay strong OP
its just a fucking leg
seriously
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Hey OP,
just got an idea.
I will be part of a new, definately awesome band thats propably going to be famous and such "soon". Shall I write some kind of song about this? Not hero-stuff, just reality.
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>>577234330

Fucking this


That sucks hard OP, here's to hoping you pull through.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HYyWBKs_02k
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>>577236363
Man fuck you
I know Im on 4chan but some of these comments are too much

>>577236806
good to know

>>577236918
Yea it fucking sucks. The US has its ups and downs but our healthcare system is fucked.
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hey OP i'm just a random cruising by but i read yer posts and now there's 1 white boi out in canada looking out for ya and hoping everythings chill and yer doing ok. fuck all that dude.
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>>577234939
>I've already been told by the doctors that with my insurance Ill only get a shitty leg so I might be stuck using crutches for a long time.

Fuck that shit man. Get a 3D printer. Learn how to make your own. Make a business out of printing legs.
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>>577236283
Ooooh snap! XDD
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>>577228808
Sounds fucking painful! Sorry for your loss.. Or what to say.. Hopefully you will dö alright with phony leg in the future..
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>>577237130
Lifting gives more weight loss than cardio does.

Cardio is mainly for improving circulatory system health like your heart and such, but lifting is what gives actual weight loss.
The more muscle you have the higher your BMR is. Cardio doesn't build muscle, lifting does.

You can't exactly do squats and deadlifts anymore I guess, but that depends what prosthetic you get, but if you work your upper body like a beast you'll stay perfectly healthy.
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>>577237130
OP, did you look both ways?
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>>577237130
What degree are you taking?
What careers are you thinking of?
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>>577236514
Drugs for him to cope for the rest of his miserable life.
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>>577237685
>some of these comments are too much
Lol op, these guys are not even trying at the moment. You do not know what bad comments really are.
Always exspect the worst and hope for the best.
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>>577236363
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I almost lost my hand after making a homemade firework bomb,at the last second I was ready to ignite it and my lighter failed after that i realized i didn't had a ignition cord at all,was planing on just lighting with a piece of rolled up paper ...
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>>577237516
Different anon. OP made the hread and the motorcycle guy took over. He was below knee OP is above.
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>>577237862
I'm pretty sure he doesn't need drugs. Over-medication is a serious problem.
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>>577231362
Mademegiggle/10
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>>577226832
its if his mom stepped on him dumbass
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fuck man hope you can get through this. try to be more social though, having people that care for you can make things a lot better.

i dont even know what im saying you must feel like "oh man im going to go to sleep and when i open my eyes next morning my leg will still be there"
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i lost a leg once, came out of KFC, stumbled and a peice of chicken came flying out
i COULD have picked it up but there were a couple of hot chicks coming in, it was hard but i managed to walk away.
some nights i stay awake thinking about it... they say time heals... i hope so :(
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OP deserves to bitch about this. Sorry about your leg man, I would hate for that to happen to me.
Ignore all the faggots laughing or telling you to man up, they've probably never had any serious trauma in their life.
I hope things get better for you.
On the plus side maybe you can compete in the Paralympics?
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OP i have been diagnosed with a degenerative nerve disease which will slowly but surely eat me up and leave me disabled, id much rather have a leg cut off and learn to adapt than having to just prepare for a future with little to no functionality in many body parts...
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I wasn't feeling too bad for you OP until I realised you're only 21. That's gonna be a hard as fuck thing to come to terms with at your age. If you were younger when it happened you'd be used to it by now from having grown up with it, and if you were older you'd at least have had more of an adult life with all your limbs. But the perspective you're forced to take on will change everything for you, you're going to have to work harder than everybody else just to regain your mobility, which you might see as an added hurdle other people don't have. But the perseverance will give you a confidence and determination, in all 'walks' [I'm so sorry] of life, which your peers will grow to envy of you.

Or you might give up and let it destroy you, but either way - with the direction technology's heading your disability will become less and less of a noticeable disability, until one day in your lifetime it might actually be an advantage.
http://www.ted.com/talks/juan_enriquez_shares_mindboggling_new_science?language=en
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>>577238456
Im not even surprised the tedfags I have never seen anywhere else are hear.
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>>577226602
you're fcking sitting on your left leg.
Faggots everywhere!
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>>577238442
Lueguerighs disease? Also fucking watch this OP! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HYyWBKs_02k
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>>577238250
True, overpopulation is too.
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>>577226602
As a serious advice, OP: do lots of light drugs. Pot, LSD, that kind of stuff that has basically 0 side effects and doesn't cause addiction.

You'll feel better about yourself and also meet people. Doing drugs in groups has always been a human activity, ever since we lived in caves.

And join a sport group with people in your similar condition. Like a weelchair basketball team or something. Some of the people there are paralyzed and in worse conditions than you, so you're gonna wreck them and get all their sweet sweet, crippled pussy.
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>>577238442
Seriously? Have a good or very bad time, say goodbye, then kill yourself.
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>>577238648
MS.
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>>577226602

SO WHAT, YOU LITTER FUCKING QUEERFAG NIGGER? ARE YOU GOING TO CRY TO YOUR MOMMY BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BOO BOO?

DID THAT TRUCK ALSO CASTRATED YOU FUCKING FAILED SHIT?

NO? THEN STOP FUCKING BEING A FAGGOT, LOOK AHEAD AND FUCKING OWN LIFE LIKE YOU WERE FAILING TO DO A FEW DAYS AGO.

IT'S NOT THE LACK OF THE LEG THAT STOPS YOU, IT NEVER WAS, YOUR LEG NEVER GOT YOU ANYWHERE REAL.

WINNERS ARE WINNERS HOWEVER THEY CAN BE THE BEST. LOSERS CRY AND ASK FOR PITY.

SO FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT ALL OUT LIKE A MAN.
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>>577238692
This
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MAKE ANOTHER THREAD BEFORE THIS 404s OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>577238798
Unlike OP i wont cry when people from fucking /b/ talks shit lol.

10/10 made me respond
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>>577237685

What was your parents reaction to all this,do they even know ??

Also I hope they catch the guy who did it,and would love to know what would happen to him !
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>>577238813
Didn't they find a cure for that in Germany or something? How mobile are you right now and how much longer do you have before immobilized? That must be a scary thought knowing one day you won't be able to talk or move
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no op, you're free from indentured servitude. everytime i'm working 13 hour days on my feet i will curse your fucking name - anonymous.
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Sucks man. Keep strong OP.
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>>577237685
I have an old IHOP gift card that I'm not using. Would that cheer you up OP?
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>>577234939
>>>577233314
>For now im just going to try to finish my studies and get my degree and work through
>it but this has always been a fear of mine and still feels surreal to me.
This is a great start, just don't give up. You can cope with all this shit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Inglis
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>>577239047
Doesn't matter if a cure is found. If you're in America, you only get health if you can buy it.
'murica!
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>>577237685

also was there even any chance of keeping the leg or was it fucked beyond repair,I mean if money wasn't a problem,would you be bale to walk again ??
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>>577239047
Could be that bad, or i could be fully functional. Thats the thing with this disease, you never know. Currently im fully functional, but i am afraid to wake up and have my legs be weak or something
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>>577238986
I was being serious.
If I was you I propably would not do it because im delusional, but you should do it.

>Captcha: should
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>>577226602
op its all good a buddy of mine who lost both of his legs when a ied exploded next to his humvee said that at first he thought it was the end of the world but now he met a girl who lost a leg in a car accident and now there having a baby he said he has never been happier. you will make it through it, its tough its hard but it makes you stronger if you want to i can send you a link to this really good prostetic leg company.
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>>577239185
I don't know the feel.
Canada here.
I couldn't imagine paying like $20,000 or whatever it is to have a child
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>>577239290
Because you're fucking weak. Its that simple. Kill yourself based on that fact, faggot.
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>>577239105
Yeah, he's free to be a cripple for the rest of his life, living on little money and unable to do a lot of things he previously enjoyed.

Just rob some rich asshole if working is too much of a hassle.
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>>577226602
OP after accident happened how messed up did your leg look? did you know for sure it would be fucked? can you please greentext story?
that is all, good luck.
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>>577238442
Not really comparable as your illness is progressive and he's gone from 2 legs to 1 leg in a few hours. Plus this may impact his body image and self esteem. Regardless I'm very sorry to hear about your diagnosis. Have you asked any medical professionals about potentially entering a clinical trial?
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>>577239507
Free healthcare, people are taking care of me.
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>>577236517
The autism
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>>577237685
Hello OP. You have no reason to believe me but I work in limb loss and rehabilitation, though across the pond from the US. Right after the loss of a limb is the worst part, but you should connect with some 'peer visitors' and people who can show you how a bunch of prosthetics are working out for them. It may take a bit of time for your residual limb to reduce in mass and fluctuations may cause a bit of discomfort in a prosthesis socket, but it'll settle down and you'll get to grips with the limb. Also maybe you might want to google stuff on post-traumatic growth following the loss of a limb, but maybe leave that for later. Just connect up with people doing well who have been through this. Good luck to you.
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>>577236517
Being this american..
2. november 2014
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>>577239439
I was trying to help lol.
If you suffer for no reason, end it. As long as you don't, don't.

Im not weak, im delusional.
I would propably just say "this is not my fate, I know it." and face it. which is a stupid idea if you are not like me.
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>>577239389
In Italy, baby rips through woman belly while she works fields. Father asks him (it's always a male) "Son you ok?" Baby answers "Yes father. I ready to bring greatness to motherland".
Then the mother eats the placenta and all three of them resume working the fields.
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>>577226602

That sucks, /b/ro

Wiggle your phantom foot around and tell me the sensation

Does your brain still think its there?
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>>577237685
sorry to hear/see about your injury. I hope things get better soon for you.
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>>577239617
>Free healthcare
Fucking commie. How dare you not having your worth as a person determined by the size of your bank account?
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Darn, that's really a shame OP.
Fuck everyone that's saying you got lucky, they haven't experienced anything like this most likely.
Neither have i, but i definitely worry about it and think it's a hard thing to go through.
Hope life gets better for you anon, stay strong.
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>>577239932
>ID: Rip

kek
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>>577226602

Amputeefag reporting in.

>been amputee since 2yrs old
>now 34yrs old
>seen thousands of people like you
>same situations of limb loss etc
>you'll go two ways
>either grow old and miserable
>waste life crying about this
>push everyone away and give up
>or
>get on that leg
>get on that physio
>get on with your life
>feel better

Your choice anon. That's it.

Also, swim motherfucker. Thank me in your head in a few years.
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>>577240084
Bank account is good too.

>Norwegian oil
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>>577236517
You're certainly going to be the bigger faggot.
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>>577238975

>>577240229
>>577240229
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>>577236621
sauce????
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>>577239920
OP's leg here, claiming ID - I've had a strange phantom sensation forming just north of my hip.

It feels like a raging faggot. IDK what to do. Someone help me, I don't feel right, I'm all that's left.
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>>577226602
Pff. It's just a scratch, you little bitch
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>>577240161

Forgot to mention...

Get ready for phantom feelings.

Also, again...swim. That'll stop you becoming a lardass.
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Get better OP, i always fear to that happened to me

Sometimes i think how life can turn in a few minutes
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>>577239476
is that dan bilzerian?
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>>577226602
If there's any upside to it, you probably couldn't have chosen a better time to be an amputee. Advancements towards better prosthesis are being made every day. Osseointegration is becoming more of a thing, which I've heard is much better than other prosthetic legs.

In a few years, you could have a cyborg super leg and kick every one of us losers into orbit.
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>>577233071
i'm not. I will die, can't operate on this blastoma. Fucking I want to die now
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>>577240229
>>577240229
>>577240229

New Thread

Ill answer any questions in there
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_box
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OP looks like you are stumped on the idea of an hero.
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