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Hi /b/. I'm poor as fuck, lonely and tired. Blah blah blah,

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hi /b/. I'm poor as fuck, lonely and tired. Blah blah blah, whatever. I really need to eat tonight. I have 49p in my bank account and I just want some food. Haven't eaten in 2 days.. I will try and return the favour if someone is generous enough. Thanks. If you can afford it, please tell me and let me know so I can hook you up with my paypal. Thanks again.
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bump for a /b/ro
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Feed this poor scrub.
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>>576888292
How much ya need OP?
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bump i don't have any cash on paypal account sorry
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Ill atleast bump for ya
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>>576888292

>post picture of yourself
>include a piece of paper that says "happy birthday Andy"

if you're at least somewhat cute I'll give you ten USD to your paypal.
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>>576888587
It's a 10 pound minimum to order from my local pizza place.. sorry if that's too much. :(
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bamp for poorfag from poorfag
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>>576888731
That's fine. I only have USD though
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bump i want to see this /b/ro get fed.
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>>576889004
That would be about 16 dollars. If you could do this for me.. I would be forever grateful. thanks /b/ro. here's my paypal if you want it: [email protected]
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Feed a fellow b/ro money on PayPal but bump
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Posting sexy ladies as gratification for all this kindness :')
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>>576888703

this applies to any /b/ros in this thread, not picky about who gets the money or why.
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i'll send you a coupla quid if you leave your paypal deets
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>>576889520
Paypal is: [email protected]
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>>576889191
I have a problem with my paypal, my account says. I'll get it figured out and send 40 bucks your way within the next hour
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>>576889702
Thank you so fucking much!! You've made my goddamn halloween,
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>>576889595
The other anon already said he'd give you food money though
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>>576889995
I can't be sure who'll follow through. I'd eat a fucking stick of wood right now man.. I'm taking anything I can get.
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>>576888292
whereabouts in the uk are you?
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>>576890182
Bradford
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>>576890278
whereabouts in bradford? i'm north
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>>576890351
I'm in Pudsey right now. Staying over at a friends place until I can get enough money to actually.. well, live.
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>>576890278
sent you a fiver mate, buy some decent food with it
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>>576889924
fucking idiot. you could buy some rice and some low cost vegetables for 10 and make more food than what a pizza can give you. this is the reason why you are poor.
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Know a Ruth Harrison from Pudsey?
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>>576890535
Thank you so fucking much man!!! I'll be able to order when I get 10, you're a saviour.
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go tescos and buy beans / bread with your 49p.
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>>576890729
happy to help a local /b/ro in need
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>>576890670
Nah mate, sorry. :(
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>>576888292
Where do you live OP? I live in the states, but I'll buy you a pizza online (I don't have a paypal) if I'm able to.
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Can barely afford food, throws money away for pizza instead of getting decent cheap food. Idiot.
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wow dude, im in huddersfield, about 15 mins drive from you, but unfortunately i dont have a car, and no one will drive me to bradford at 11:35, but i hope you're ok man
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>>576891060
just eat him a pizza!!!
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>>576891121

Basically what my ID says.
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>>576891154
Thanks so much. It means a lot any way :)
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Fucking eurotrash go an hero
Sage this shit
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>>576891154
there was me thinking no other locals used /b/

seriously man, buy a pizza tonight an use the money we gave you to buy a big bag of pasta or something
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>>576891383
Wow
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MF...Pizza...
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>>576891391
I live in Stockport :D not too far.
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has OP got enough ££ to eat yet?
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>>576892763
I'm £5 off getting my food.. I'm really hungry but people have been genuinely nice tonight. That's something.
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this thread is now about fight club and jackdurden.com
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>>576893016
I can get behind that. Fight Club is awesome. Just as hungry as an ethiopian right now.
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>>576893217

go steal meals on wheels like marla did, even though she doesn't exist
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>>576893610
Wish I could, buddy.
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Hey b/, I'm hungry too. There's a steak and shrimp place nearby for $15usd if someone can send me the cash. Details are [email protected]
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>>576893802
fucking amerifag
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Buy a shit ton of pasta (yes it's bland) however you can make a lot of meals with it. Sauce is cheap if you buy tesco/morrisons own. I live it Stoke & I honestly know how bad it is right now. Pasta keeps me going though.
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>>576888292
>>576890470

Lonely. Yet living with someone else, haven't eaten in two days huh? Yet your not too hungry to buy groceries or do this??? Fucking lying ass faggot. >>576888703
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Can I also have some money? I want to buy a SC:GO case, if I get a knife I'll split the earnings with you. p-please, I forgot to mention I'm also suffering from ebola and have not had any food for 13 days.
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That's it. I'm so fucking hungry,I'm about to die. Give me a request and an amount of cash moola you'll be willing to donate and I'll bloody do anything. Sorry if this is desperate, but I'm getting so hungry. Mache Alles
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poor and hungry. I can really go for some caviar and salmon dinner, it'd go nice with sparkling wine. Can someone give me $120 + $15 tip because I'm not a jew?
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>>576894490
Someone did you faggot and you didn't do shit
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>>576894490
Some kind soul said you will get 40 bucks on the hour, just wait it out. We secretly all know you just want money for video games or drugs, just admit it cunt.
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>>576894668
Well he didn't ask for anything. He was generous, and I just need £5 more to get this food I need.
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>>576894490

Dude I'm in America, if I can transfer you US dollars I'll give you $10 provided you post a picture of yourself (nothing weird even) with a time stamp that says "hungry brit"
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>>576894780
Jesus faggot you don't need a pizza, you can literally eat for a month on 15 pounds. Buy some rice you fucking homo.
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>>576894780
This you faggot.


>post picture of yourself
>include a piece of paper that says "happy birthday Andy"
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Paypal email ??
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>>576895072
[email protected] is the one.
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>>576894963
this.
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>>576895167
will 10 bucks feed you ? and if so for how long ?
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>>576888292
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzWkqfQ17Eo
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>>576895503
I'll be able to buy food for tonight which I can save for a few days. I'd be really fucking grateful
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>>576895503
He's only ordering a pizza. Too hungry to get real food. Hurry and send him money
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>>576894905
>pizza

I hadn't read through the thread, OP I'm pretty disappointed in your for ordering a pizza with this money, I'll still give it to you though, but I'd really much rather you spend it on items that will last you for more than a meal, I don't know how much bread, lunchmeat and cheese costs over there, or rice or something that will last longer.
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>>576894436
Have you ever gone longer than 12 hours without food? It sucks, but you're not wasting away and unable to move after two days.
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>>576888292
whats your story?
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I have enough money. Thank you so fucking much. I'll report back later with pics of pizza! you guys are the fucking best.
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>>576895752
Yes in the military. Suck it up. Probably what op should do.
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>>576895919
and a fucking timestamp and happy bday andy alright
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>>576895919
really hes buying pizza with this ? I gave him 50 bucks, asshole
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>>576895919
and people say the British aren't friendly
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>>576895975
>can't wait to head home after this march

vs

>I hope I can find some food to live another couple hours
>can't see what the future holds
keep on shitposting anon
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>>576896373
I'll refund you. I'm not going to take anything I don't need, I promise.
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>>576896373
no need to be like that anon - don't give what you can't afford to lose.
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>>576896631
no no you keep it, I just spend on shit you can keep for a while instead of something that will go in a day
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I'm sending you $2000 now OP, should cover your living expenses and drugs for a bit while you sort your shit out. Good luck!
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>>576890625
this. not even homeless people are starving for 2 days, they just buy cheap stuff
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>>576896782
It hasn't come through on paypal.. if it does, I am so fucking happy..
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Pretty sure op is either a massive troll or just a fucking retard. Who buys pizza when starving? Buy cheap food and get more of it from Tesco. In fact, who chooses internet over money for food either. Begging doesn't solve anyones problems.
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>>576896830
lol lol lol what
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>>576896830
If you're being serious, I'm going to have a goddamn heartattack.
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>>576897042
>>576896830

way to make my donation feel insignificant MAN
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>>576897161
Your donation is what gave me hope that I wouldn't starve. One of the most generous things I've ever seen. Thank you
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>>576896830
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>>576897238
post pics of paypal with donations with timestamps pls
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>>576897397
I will in a minute, currently ordering my food!
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>>576888292
>don't give a shit about your story, shut up and go die faggot.
Was watching this movie not an hour ago
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>>576897397
ok also post proof of you ordering food with literally all the money you got. you shouldn't be spending that shit on anything as far as im concerned.
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>>576897560
It's a good movie, isn't it? Might watch it again while I eat my pizza. :)
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>>576897397
do me a solid an blur my name out or smth, don't want every /b/tard knowing i'm generous
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>>576897650
How dont you have money? why dont you work etc. Just questioning you.
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>>576897812
Yeah yeah, gonna be blanking all the names out. Don't worry buddy.
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>>576897919
Sent, all yours when it clears. Blur my name out too, obvs.
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>>576897650
Yup, definitely one of my favorites
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>>576898180
I'll be so disappointed if OP blows this all on crack
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Here is the current donations: Not being able to buy a pizza because its too fucking late.. I'll be able to buy lunch though if I hold out. Thanks again.
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>>576898180
holy shit! delivary?
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>>576898478
Haha, me too. I guess I'd be content knowing I OD'd him.
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>>576898180
Dude.. if this is real.. I swear to god, I need to find out where I can talk to you properly so I can thank you. If you're not a trolling piece of shit I will love you forever.
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>>576898725
what did he sent you?
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>>576898618
he could at least have the common courtesy to live stream it

>>576898550
which dick sent 14p hahah
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>>576898851
nothing yet, but says he's gonna send $2000... its fucking crazy
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>>576898725
>If you're not a trolling piece of shit
Careful there, remember where you are
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probably troll. if not, kindest anon ever.
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>>576899080
Hey, I still want to be grateful in case it's real. I know that it probably isn't, but hope is a beautiful thing to a poor fag like me.
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>>576898931
I was once given 3 bitcoins for silkroad to buy weed for my epilepsy from a generous anon.

that btc went on a gram of the best ganja, then went on to be worth quite a lot of money...
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>>576899270
well at least you spent it well for that moment. It would have been a dick move to keep it in case the btc price had gone up though haha
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>>576899251
That.. Is actually one of the most beautiful things I've read on 4chan
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>>576898931
It's sent. There's a hold for transactions over a certain amount or some shit, but it should show up in your balance already as pending? Don't worry about thanking me, just spread the good karma /b/ro
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For those of you that can't be bothered reading any of the top posts, really generous guys just gave me a total of £12 which will be enough to buy me a decent lunch for tomorrow that I can save over a few days. I'm poor as shit as I was fired from my job and none of my friends helped me out. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever really seen and people are being genuinely nice. Also, some guy just said he sent me $2000. Probably a troll, but if not.. that's my fucking life saved. That's worth it.
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>>576899639

most beautiful /b/tard i've ever met
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>>576899789
I know. If he's not trolling.. goddamn.,
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>>576890625

what is gas money?

dumbass.
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>>576899639
I'm crying. If you're trolling, you've won, but you've given me hope. You have no idea how much that fucking means to me.
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This is good, proves there isnt dicks in the world. Personally if I had no friends or family to give me food i'd just steal it f going hungry.
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>>576899639
Is there any way to see proof you've sent it? I'm just wondering as there's no pending in my paypal.. I'm just really fucking curious. It's so generous.
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>>576900214
you nig nog hungry somalian retard, he didn't sent you anything
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>>576890625
Or he could steal food. It's cheaper and you can even rob some cash with it.

>captcha is the thing I just masturbated to
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>>576888292
Don't buy pizza with what money people have sent you OP. Buy some cheap food that will last you longer.
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>>576900214
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
We also know you'll probably spend it on steam sales.
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>>576900352
Hope is hope. Right?
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>>576900512
just buy some cheap food with what you've got already, you greedy fucker
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since when did /b/ become a charity center for the people that waste their time on 4chan ?

wtf, this is not the first time this week.
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>>576900512
i am rly happy for you britfag.
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i'd steal as a last resort f going hungry and im not gonna sit there and beg and freeze
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hey /b/ros remember the dude that post nude of his ugly wife for monny to pay rent?
what happend to him ?
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>>576900663
I will be doing tomorrow. If this guy is for real, that's enough money to get me on my feet until I can get a job. That's enough for me. I'm not asking for any of the extra money, people are just being generous. All I wanted was £10.
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>>576888292
eating is easy as shit in any city. find the missions/shelters/soup kitchens/food vans

good christian people make sure nobody starves
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGvuyT32Uwc
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>>576888292
Op, i just send you 10€, enjoy your pizza.
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>>576888292


You in Glasgow?
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>>576901303
Nah, Bradford
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u tried foodbanks? I'm from England , I think they only accept if you are on benefits.
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>>576900214
Not trolling, haha and I can't afford to send it again if you're trying to hustle me. Check your email. I'd post a screencap, but I don't want to fuck up and give out personal info. The payment page said an email has been sent to you, so check 'em.
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Bradford has lots of curry houses right?
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>>576901398


Ah well, I'd have dropped off some steaks tomorrow. Got a surplus of meat.
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>>576901295
FUCK THANK YOU! Just came through. I'll be able to get a proper meal.
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>>576901601
best curry in the world

>>576901592
probs delay because US/UK customs are awkward
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>>576901398
Check you paypal!
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>>576901592
It's not in my emails. I'll keep checking. Thank you based anon
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>>576901834
This guy is a true /b/ ro
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>>576901727
You are welcome!
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>>576901887
Dont get too hyped up, its almost definitely fake.
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>>576902172
As I said earlier. The hope is taking my mind off the hunger until I can get a meal XD
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itt newfags getting fooled by another newfag who will spend your money on drugs/vidya. god speed retards
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>>576888731
nigger if you're broke don't buy fucking pizza, go to a grocer and get vegetables and shit that would actually give you the nutrients you're supposedly lacking
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>>576902329
ITT people being generous to a starving brit fag who literally has nothing left
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>>576902329
Na dont give a fuck about 10€, im fat enough.
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head to salvation army or something 2moro, see if they can hook you up with foodbank
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>>576902660
Probably will do, /b/ro
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heroin is expensive
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>>576902487
so tell me what got you so low that you had to beg on 4chan for money? can't you get a job and earn money like everyone else? if youre posting you clearly have access to the internet and therefore live under a roof so you have a rent to pay. if you seriously didn't have money you'd be begging for more in order to pay rent. you might have some newfags fooled but I can see righ through you lol. prove me wrong by posting a pic of an empty fridge in a shitty apartment and I might actually give you something. until then you can go ahead and enjoy the money youre getting. oh and one mroe thing, if you seriously don't have money for food i hope you weren't actually going to spend that shit on pizza. get some fruits/vegs so that you can at least stay alive you stupid fuck.
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>>576902973
he already said he was staying at a friends...
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>>576902973
I'm with a friend. We don't have any food atm, he's low on cash too. Enough to pay rent but not support the both of us. I just wanted to pay for a meal for us to share. Think what you want man. This is the best night of my shitty life.
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>>576891383
He's british you dipshit
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>come back to 4chan for first time in a while
>seeing this thread
> expecting everyone to say fuck you like they should
>everyone believes him
>mfw you're fucking idiots
>mfw 4chan is dead
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>>576903246
post pic of empty fridge and friend to prove it then. if you don,t ill just assume you abused people's generosity which is one of the lowest things a human being can do.
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>>576901807
I figure so. It's gone out of my account in any case. Probably just the middleman aggregating interest under the guise of fraud protection. This thread's probably going to die before it gets sent through and everyone will think I'm trolling. Whatever, my good deed for the year is done in any case.
>>576901887
Confirmation should definitely be in your email...
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>>576903772
Got a skype bro? Email me it. We can talk about it if it doesn't go through and if it does then I can personally thank you.
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>>576903316
because brits arent european
ok faget
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>>576888661
where did you get this picture?
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>>576903772
Paypal is a bit slow today. Ordered at 4pm a new server with paypal, but money was out at 7pm...
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>>576902418
>thinking progressively.
lol you know you're dealing with humans right?
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>>576903890
You can add me too in skype if you want. Same email as the money came from.
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>>576903547
stay man. It's cuz of you retards leaving that these fools overran us. I can't call them all faggots alone!
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So steal some food. Report back with epic story, or get fed in jail. Win-win.
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>>576903547
this.
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bradford acccents sound honest over the internet as well as in real life. I'd buy a used car from OP.

>pic related - one of yours
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>>576888292
You can't afford anything to eat but you can afford a computer with internet access? Confirmed for shitposting.
Eat shit and die!
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>>576903890
I don't trust skype in case you're being an opportunistic lowlife and trying to scam me; would prefer it to remain anonymous. I read somewhere about a 3 hour holding time that may or may not apply to this payment, but you'll eventually get it in any case/have it now and have alterior motives
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I have no choice but to help a fellow yorkshireman in need.
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>>576905315
Alright man, fine with me.
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>>576905395
What have you done to help Yorkshire's most famous son?
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I hope you guys enjoy funding this guys steam library, the bait is real
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>>576905904
>>576903547
>>576904824
>>576904903
these guys get it.
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