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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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hello /b/
post more puzzles like this
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bumping out of interest
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>>576886057
what would you pick?
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18 year old girl for company,full kitchen on the ipad,the 52 tv and skylight with medical care. Thats 35 points so id take 5 mil. Prove to me this isnt the best choice
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>>576886187
ohh fuck u! I was like: hell I could spend those years pretty comfortable with 30 points, greenhouse, unlimited drugs, cool kitchen, top pc etc etc and then I saw the woman. Company of a qt for 10years, sex and shit is cool. 18points? hell then I will live on mcdonalds food... u need company or u will go mad.
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>>576886187
TV, 23 pts remaining
Work out room, 18 pts remaining
Booze, 13 pts remaining
Medical care, 10 points remaining
full kitchet, 4 points remaming
and the surround sound system with 0 points remaining

How about you?
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Does the puppy come with food and an area for it to do its doody?
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>>576886693
don't know man, imagine living 10 years in a basement with the same person.. After 2 or 3 years this would become your worst nightmare.
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>>576885875
18 year old
greenhouse
all books
Mayo Clinic
pool table
xm

I am basically in a room with fresh veggies, a countless quantity of intellectual education, great health care, and well, i guess I can play pool and keep up with the news and listen to music whenever.

I would leave that place sexually satisified, educated as fuck without distractions, and healthy as crap.
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TV: 23 points left
Skylight: 21 points left
Computer: 15 points left
All vidya: 11 points left
Unlimited drugs: 6 points left
Library: 2 points left
Train set mother fucker
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18 yr old [18 pts]
That Indian doctor [1 pt]
A gun with 3 bullets [1 pt.]
HD Camera [3 pts]

I think we could make this work.
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>>576886797
maybe internet (then I could read books, post on /b/, talk with my family, read news, listen to music, etc...), kitchen, skylight, hygiene products, garden with greenhouse and the pool table
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>>576887496
yeah I guess...
otherwise it would die in a few days
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Wait, why can't we have chick-fil-A?
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>>576889113
You can have it for 1 extra point
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>>576887905
but living alone is a nightmare too
but u are right, the puzzle says nothing about her personality. I would take the risk, I live with my gf and im pretty dependant on social interactions, I need them.

Can u invite guests?

Lets assume u cant invite but have wifi then the pc is a must
-cumputer 24 points
-greenhouse 22 points (lets say u have acces to every seed, so u can grow weed - green+gaming=livable days)
-games 18 points (cuz fuck I ust realized internet is not a standard and is fucking 16points...)
-full kitchen 12points
-skylight 10points
-medical care 8points
-train set 6 points (its cheap and building it seems fun, u can always rebuild and let ur creativity out)
-puppy 0 points

this seems like a reasonable set of picks.
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Kitchen, 24 points left
Library, 20
workout room, 15
hygiene, 12
Workshop, 6
doctor, mayo, 3
garden, 1
pooltable, 0

I think I would become depressed and angry at first, but after a year of reading and self improvement I would elevate myself to godtier.

What moron picks the girl? There are few hells greater than being locked in a basement with a eighteen year old girl for a year, your going to need the gun and have one bullet left over when its all said and done.
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Kitchen
Girl
Sound System
Drugs
Garden
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>>576885875
girl, fast food, gym, hygiene
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girl (18)
kitchen (6)
workout room (5)

...pool table?
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>>576890810
actually I'll add a library and a kitten to that

$0 it is
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>>576885875
>Internet - 16
>All movies and TV shows - 4
>Desktop computer - 6
>All video games - 4
Now I will never ever be bored for 10 years, and I get $10 mil.
Alternatively, if food isn't provided for free (which it should be) replace movies and TV with microwave and something else, maybe train set or radio
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No workout equipment? what am I a faggot?
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pick the girl is only a good choice if you pretend to have kids with her, so you would be less depressed over time
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>>576885875
>Stunningly attractive girl
>Gourmet food
>Hygeine products + jacuzzi

30pts

Possibly drop to 5m then also get all books + pool table
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>>576892029
loli
rifle
stationary
condoms

>i am a giant faggot
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1. Unlimited Alcohol - 5pts
2. Unlimited Drugs - 5pts
3.Unlimited Tobacco - 4pts
4. Fully stocked kitchen - 6pts
5. Full Library - 6 pts
6. PC with updates - 4 pts
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>>576892683

Also if you don't get hygeine products you are a disgusting faggot. 10 years without brushing your teeth? Fuck that.
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>>576892029

>loli
>hatchet
>weed
>treasure
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>>576885875
Ok. In order of importance for existence:
Kitchen
Booze
TV
Puppy
Skylight
Video games

I can spend a happy ten years like this. The girl is tempting but sex can easily by simulated
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bumpity
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>>576885875
Garden with Greenhouse - 2
Pool Table - 1
Cell phone (assuming it can internet) - 3
TV - 7
Computer - 6
Video Games - 4
Surround sound system - 4
Full Kitchen - 6
Radio - 2

For 35 points. 5 mil should be good for a long long time
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>>576892029
Ugly Bitch
rifle
radio
medical kit
dog
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Easy
>Full kitchen
>Movies and TV
>PC
>Games
>Gym
>Hygiene
>Garden/Greenhouse
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>>576887982
> no weight room
> healthy
top kek
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18yo
Gourmet food
Hygiene

Anyone who does not answer this has failed as a lifeform.
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>>576895812
you can do exercises without a weight room
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>>576895880
Well I'm in my thirties. The concept of spending ten years with a crazy 18 yr old does not appeal.
When you're older you'll experience sex at some point and you won't see it as such a big deal.
Also, ten years with no booze is not a ten years I will enjoy
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got abouut ae douzen; dunpan.
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>>576885875
rawl
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>>576896206
moar
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>>576896206
MOAR
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>>576896296
3/12
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Group C. Let's fly away. Wub.
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>>576896569
Time Travel. I'll just bounce around forever.
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>>576885875
Obviously 18 y/o, TV w/ cable, and Gym.
>30 pints and not much different from what I do now
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>>576896569
4/12
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>>576896206
Frank. He seems decent enough.
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>>576896569
>Mind control
>Take over the world
>emperorlelouch.jpg
>???
>profit
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ill take 5 mil
Kitchen- 29 remain
PC- 23
Vid Games- 19
workout- 14
puppy- 8
Dr- 6
Garden- 4
XM Radio- 2
train set- 0 remain


cya in 10 years
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>>576896296
B.

>>576896569
Invisibility, money

>>576896206
Ryan
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i've been living in a basement for 15 years already, where's my $10mil???
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Hygiene:3 points
Girl:18 points
Kitchen:6 points
Garden:2 points

Total:29 points.

You morons that don't pick hygiene are gonna disgust yourselves to death within weeks. Bad hygiene leads to bad health. If you don't pick hygiene at least get mayo clinic.

Kitchen+garden=Great activities to kill time. They are also physical exercises to keep you healthy.

FUCK ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME
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>>576897025
5/12
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>>576896569
>Shapeshifting
>anything alive
>not a potato

Nigga what? Plants are living creatures
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>>576896939
Deathnote. Time to be a crazy fuck who kills everyone.
-Time to usher in a new age, as the god of the new world.
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>>576896206
Definitely Frank or Ali
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>>576897313
6/12

Moar?
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>>576896939
herp derp 31 points spent.
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>>576897272
What are you going to do for ten years? You are fucked mate. Girl will probably give you the mandatory one fuck and then spend ten years getting on your tits.
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>>576897605
7/12
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>>576897853
8/12
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>>576897967
9/12
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>>576897853
50
gaming pc 36
perfect 10 14
gourmet 2
wipe ass with that 2 0
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>>576897313
>>576897605

First that supercar.
Next the fifth one. Let's hope I don't fuck shit up for everyone!
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>>576898079
10/12
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This is interesting.
I personally would get the hot 18 year old.
10 years with no one to talk to would make Charles Manson crazy.
Full kitchen for 6, foods a good way to pass the time.
52' tv which includes cable channels and that means a golden age of tv is at my hands...almost
Hygiene products, because imagine your teeth after 10 years without a brushing...
Pool table because its worth 1 point and a gun sounds like a bad time.
Hot chick- 17 points remain
Full Kitchen- 11 points remain
52' TV- 4 points remain
Hygiene products and bathtub- 1 point remain
Pool table- 0 points remain
I used 35 points because $5 million is plenty of money.
How would you guys do it
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>>576898252
11/12
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Kitchen with ingredients and iPad: 6 pts
Internet:16 points
Kitten or puppy: 6 points
Garden with greenhouse: 2 points
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>>576898402
12/12
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>>576892029
Easy. Hipster, hatchet, radio, pre-built shelter, no snakes/spiders
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>>576897782
Experimenting with gourmet and maintaining a good yard has kept me interested for 20 years. you niggas who spend all the time on internet won't understand it.

the 18 year old bitch won't stay 18 forever. if anything, she can be a sex slave.
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>>576898854
13/12

Moar?
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>>576897967
>>576898079
The Eternal.
Potion, bby.
Captcha: pmenyah collection.
0 Get?
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>>576886680
No content for the TV makes it a worthless choice.

Faggot.
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>>576898967
MOAR MOAR
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>>576896201
She won't stay 18 for 10 years, unless I've missed something. A constant companion would add something to this that none of the other bullshit options offer.

The fact that she's attractive and sexually active is a nice plus though. Won't lie.

Also, age 33.
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>>576896296
C screws me over the least
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>>576885875
microwave, female, library, workshop
I would gladly subtract an extra 10 years from my lifespan to do this.
Microwave because I only had 2 points left.
Female no explanation necessary.
Library because that would easily be enough time to learn the basics of every discipline I would want to learn about and master a field or two.
Workshop because I could use it to make most things I would want and allow me to conduct at least some basic experiments to further the learning from the library.
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>>576896206
You're autistic if you don't go with Frank. He's what we call a "Good roommate"
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>>576888161
holy shit what you gonna do with this stuff ?
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>>576896569
Persuasion and Spider-Man powers
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>>576885875
Booze, drugs, tobacco, gourmet food, tv with the packages.... hell I have been living like this with no payout for the past 10 years instead i will be doing less drinking and driving and forget getting up at 7 to go to work. It would have been the internet if I could not stream.
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18 year old
Drugs
Tobacco
jacuzzi

Also, keep the money, I'll just stay here for the rest of my life
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>>576899627
eeeh could stream just did a fucking 12 hour shift my brain is fucking melting
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>>576885875
skylight
Kitchen ingredients
Workout room
library
hygene
Doctor
Garden
Surround + music
Radio

30 points
I come out rich, educated and healthy
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>>576892910
You could pretty easily make something very similar to a toothbrush with the workshop, garden and probably a few other ones.
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>>576896569
Flying
Sonic speed

Fuck you, ground dwellers.
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>>576892029
loli 9
hatchet 13
old radio 15
medical kit 21
no snakes 24
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>>576898967
14/12
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girl
kitchen because food
garden because weed, fungus, food, drugs etc
train set =)
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>>576900328
15/12
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>>576895812
I have never used any workout equipment other than when I was in high school, and I'm quite healthy. Equipment is only necessary if you want to be ripped, and even then you could improvise with a ton of different things.
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>>576899901
are you healthy now ? the fuck is up with all this healthy bullshit....bet half of you health nuts dont even brush on a regular basis....get your head out of your ass, this is the internet... own up to your shit either you are at a point in your life in which you are jaded as shit so its going to be one if not two forms of nicotine/alcohol/drugs etc, or you are a teen thats going to think that being stuck in a room with an 18 year old for 10 years is going to be fun just because you get to stick your dick in her and that clouds the 9.5 years of endless yacking you have to endure if you do not choke the bitch
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>>576892029
roll
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>>576900431
16/12
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>>576896296
G
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>>576896206
Definitely Frank
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>>576897853
>>576897853
Isn't it obvious?
Perfect 10 - 22
Gormet food - 12
TV - 10
Puppy - 6
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Best 50 pts ever
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>>576900576
17/12
Moar?
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>>576892910
You can pretty much take care of hygiene with high proof liquour so eat a dick. Make sure to get a man's drink not that faggot fireball cinnamon bullshit. Vodka = best mouth wash
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>>576885875
Kitchen, 24
Doctor, 22
Skylight, 20
Gym, 15
Music, 11
Puppy, 5
Hygiene Products, 2
Then either the Garden to relax in with nice music playing, or the fucking train set. You could sit there with your dog and just watch the trains go around. Or drop the hygiene products and get the library and a pool table.
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>>576900741
please
these puzzles (or whatever they are) are really interesting
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>>576885875
Full kitchen, work out room library and study, hygiene products and Jacuzzi, garden with green house, work shop. takes me to 26 and I'm set for life.
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>>576900474
Actually I brush a minimum of two times per day and floss. I also use mouth wash.
I shower religiously and try to eat healthy but not vegan level.

I am Not a health nut but if I were to be stuck inside a basement for 10 years my health would be a real issue without a doctor, sunlight and possibly eating junk food.

You aren't very bright are you?
I didn't even pick the girl... 10 years of taking care of a 18 year old girl just because I get to pillage her pantry? No thank you.
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>>576897853
8x moot 48
2 points left.
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>>576900328
Weapon: Sword
Companion: Bird.
Perk: Increased Senses.
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>>576885875

Full Kitchen
Workout room
Hygiene products
Medical care
Garden with Greenhouse
Pet dog
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>>576885875
>puzzles
/tg/ is the place to go for CYOA images, there's always a thread with hundreds of them
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>>576900741
18/12
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>>576897313
Laptop, suspended time means I could actually learn everything I want to, well that humanity knows anyways.
Since that means I can learn literally everything available on the internet about computers and everything related to them I would be able hack almost anything if I so desired, and more importantly, write any program I or anyone else wanted, thus leapfrogging technology forward, and becoming immensely wealthy in the process.
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>>576901596
19/12
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>>576901693
roll
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18 year old
unlimited drugs
all video games
mayo clinic medical care
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>>576885875

reduce to 5 mil for 35 points


18 year old - 18 points

workout room - 5 points

library - 4 points

garden - 2 points

hygiene products - 3 points

pool table - 1 point

satellite radio - 2 points

but only if the 18 year old is mature and likable, not some random attractive brain dead slut, in that case i would use the remaining 18 points for:

kitchen and ingredients - 6 points

all music - 4 points

puppy - 6 points

skylight - 2 points

would be better than most places, computers, internet, tv, films etc. has made me into a horrible human being so being without them for 10 years is a blessing, same goes for drugs, booze and tobacco
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>>576885875
18 yo 18
full kitchen 6
hygiene products because im not quite sure how this game works 3
drugs 5
pool 1
skylight 2
=35 and i don´t think that anyone needs more then a 5 million
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>>576892029
Hipster
Hatchet
Stationery
Medical kit
Dog.
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>>576901693
ohh kill em
>>
lets say i am not very bright for the sake of argument. You bright, young health nut handsome gentleman sitting here just like me on his ass on halloween replying to a bullshit tread about a pretend world... at least i am not very bright you should be dressed up as toothpaste banging a box of floss at the library since you are the epitome of brilliance.

By the way....you could have taken offense to the drugs thing but thats how I know you are a knight in shining armor.... deep inside you want that pussy....but too pussy to get it.....if only you flossed 3 times a day... cheers man
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roool
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>>576885875
Gourmet food
All movies/tv shows
Music system
Workout room
Study
Doctor
Garden

With that I'm looking at a pretty comfortable 10 years
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>>576901693
20/12

Can't be fucked dumping anymore. This is it.
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>>576902435
eeesh *thread jesus christ.... i really am not that bright
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>>576900741
rollingo
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>>576896206
Hemish
>I'm female.
>won't hit on me whilst drunk
>comes with awesome friends
>will remind me to clean up after myself.
>Also graphic design.
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>>576885875
>gourmet food 9
>skylight 2
>workout room 5
>surround sound 4
>satellite radio 2
>PC 6
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>>576896569
persuasion, sonic speed, force clairvoyance
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>>576901693
roll
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>>576896569
> Elemental control
>Sonic speed
>everywhere wi-fi
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>>576897313
>>576901654
this
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>>576892029
Bro because we're eagle scouts
Hatchet and fishing equipment
Football
Nothing else, I'd figure shit out on the island
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>>576896296
A, throw away the dildo, the boy will becoem more useful as he ages
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>>576903230
>intern
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>>576897605
> the first one please
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>>576898079
evolepe
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>>576896569
Teleportation and persuasion
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terrible oc

enjoy
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>>576897025
Last one, immortality will be nice
>>
roll for everything
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>>576897967
changeling
>>576898079
they all suck but envelope and richfag get
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>>576905969
>sheboon
she's dtf right?
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>>576900328
Roll
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>>576895812
bitch I got thousands of books to lift.
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>>576906485
they all are
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>>576898079
k
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>>576906479
so i basicaly got the internet thanks
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>>576897313
Pen of truth, I'll convince the world that I am to be the worldwide monarch and then feast on the world's bounty while at the same time unifying humanity under a common government and allowing us to advance beyond our barbaric state.

It does more for my own immortality than anything else on the list.
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>>576906586
sheboon it is
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>>576897853
TV
Books
Gourmet food
Perfect 10
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>>576901693
rollin
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>>576900741
roll
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>>576901693
roll
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>>576897967
Eternal, me at age 25
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>>576901693
roll
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>>576898079
Envelope get
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>>576885875
Hot bitch
garden
DRUGS WHY IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION
dat music bro cant trip in my garden with my hot bitch without music
and a fully function kitchen
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>>576907961
Oh yea i only get 5 mill when i get out but hey fuck you
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Don't feel like looking through if this is already here
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Ill dump some
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2/?
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girl +18
library +4
greenhouse +2
doctor +2
skylight +2
sattelite radio +2
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5/?
Unfortunately I dont have that many of these saved on this computer
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>>576909754
Thx for dumping dude, I love this shit
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>>576898079
roll for this shit
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>>576909674
rolling
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>>576901693
oh god roll
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>>576901693
rollin
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>>576885875
replying to this roll adds 10 points
>>
30
garden and sky light 26
workshop to build a gym 20
books to look up how to make things and medical advice, mental self helps, world maps, history, school prep, whatever I want 16
upgraded doc and cleening products 10
kitchen and a microwave 2
radio 0

best strat, bit of a trial mentaly, but building and study should eat up most of my time.

the garden and sky light are for mental health as well as physical health. radio also falls under that line, as well as my next study topic.

after my release the money goes into schooling and the leftovers into building a company. if I make enough later on, purchase the aid of a therapist, ten years of isolation should be harsh.
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>>576898079
Rollengggg
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>>576909684
Do you have more "locked for x years in some place, and you can pick some of these items" puzzles?
They are the best ones
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>>576898079
red container
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>>576885875
well
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>>576909847
1) Magical
2) Average
3) Free Agent
4) Agility 1-3
Stylish 4
Unarmed Mastery 5
Elementalism 6-7
Endurance 8-9
Reflexes 10-12
4) Unique Weapon, Dagger or Knuckledusters
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>>576897313
Either Pen (because writer fag) or computer, because porn.
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>>576885875
>Grill
>Tv
>Fast food.
>Hygiene
>Cellphone

sacrity 5 mill to complete, any other choice is pretty much shit-tier.
>>
unlimited drugs 5
garden with green house 2
hygiene products and jacuzzi bathtub 3
skyline with sunlight 2
full kitchen unlimited 6
workout room with weights 5
all video games been released 4
gun 1
medical care 2
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rolling just in case...
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>>576885875
>bitch
>kitchen so she has something to do
>gun so I can force her to make me a sammich
>unlimited drink so time passes quicker.
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>>576909194
wichmai
>>
dickbutt
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>>576909674
rolling for this one
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I wonder, after eating the best food in the world for 10 years, would I still be able to live in the normal world?
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>>576885875
>Girl - 12 left
>kitchen with ipad - 6 left
>skylight so bitch doesn't turn as disgusting as me - 4 left
>garden for walking - 2 left
>train set for the giant room trains to fuck around with, build other things from, etc - 0

Give me a hard one
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>>576896206
frankly I'd go with frank. Wing man, job opportunities, and alcohol.
>captcha secret eatdog wtf
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>>576885875
Here's the real deal faggots:

Kitchen with ipad, 6
Library, 4
Work out room, 5
Unlim. Tobacco, 4
Mayo Clinic Doc, 3
Music, 4
Hygiene, 3

For a grand total of 28 points.
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First off, the money upfront and stock market gives you best bang for your buck. At 6% growth per year you could end the 10 years w/ 18 mil (7pts)

Gourmet food (7+9pts)

All movies and T.V. Shows (16 + 4pts)

unlimited drugs (20 + 5pts)

medical care, you definitely don't want to die during your captivity (25 + 2pts)

hygiene products and jacuzzi, there's nothing else to spend 3 pts on (27 + 3pts)

Definitely don't want to spend more to lose out on your millions. No 5 pts are worth 5 million. Even the unlimited stuff since you won't be able to use 5 million worth
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>>576885875
>internet
>you can't download or stream anything
can you only fucking upload something by just throwing it out there hoping someone gets it then?
Why the fuck isn't this the cheapest fucking thing
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>>576896296
obviously B. Fuck kim till your balls fall off, drink all the liquor, listen to music, once the liquor is gone and the bitch is dead kill yourself with the gun
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>>576916148
that's true
but after the 10 years you'd have 10 million dolars, then you could keep eating the best foods
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>>576885875
Workshop, Girl, Kitchen.
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>>576885875
>unlimited drugs 4
>18 year old 18
>microwave 2
>sound system 4
>garden 2
>library 4

5 mil is more than enough for me.
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>>576892029
hipster
fishing rod
stationary
soap/makeup
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>>576917876
also skylight 2
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>>576885875
Hard one OP

- Kitchen 6 points (nice to have something to do)
- Computer 6 points
- All Games 4 points
- All Books 4 points (Hard to not take Music and Movies, but I guess Games and Books lasts longer)
- Garden with strong Sun-lamps (no Greenhouse without sun-lamps, would be impossible), if not windows
- Girl 18 points (Not getting lonely, sex)
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>>576918513
Also, no money.
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>>576885875
Take 5 mil.


Full kitch(29)
skylight(27)
Computer(21)
All games(17)
Phone(14)
TV(7)
Medicine(5)
Workout Room/Gym/BBall court/Batting Cage(0)

Would gladly do this IRL right now.
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Take bonus to halve money and get 35 pts
18 yr old [18 pts]
weight room [5 pt]
unlimited drugs [5 pts]
full kitchen [6 pts]
pool table with last point

gonna fuck like animals for 10 years and be in great shape by the time I can leave. Also leave with a generously sized bag of weed
>>
6 - Full Kitchen - Learning to cook awesome food would take up time.
4 - Library - Learn to make stuff (like pocket-pussy, guitar, etc.)
6 - Workshop - Tools and supplies to make stuff like a workout room.
7 - 52' TV - All channels? Including Netflix and Porn? Dope.
3 - Cell - Social day
5 - Drugs - Smoking weed, eating, making shit, watching stuff? Dope.
2 - Medical - Medical care? Dope, they can provide me with vitamins, lotion due to dryness on my dick.
2 - Sunlight - I need that sunlight to not get crazy depressed.

Total = 35.

Put the $5mil into Blue Chip High-Dividend ETF's, live off the yields ($375,000k/year), travel, and do whatever.
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>>576885875
>>
>>576885875
Give me the library and something to eat and you could keep the 10 mil, I would fucking pay for those 10 years
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>>576901693
>
fugguit
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>>576918513
Also, people NOT picking Girl? Even if you are gay, you would for sure need another human being if stuck there for 10 years.
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>>576919710
they have this outside the magic basement y'know. it's called "the library".
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>>576919972
you obviously never had a LTR.
imagine being locked into a room with a chick who does not want to be there and bitches about it EVERY SINGLE DAY, for 10 years. you would literally go insane.

if you pick the girl, at least pick the gun as well...
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>>576905969
> Drawbacks:
> is a nigger
made me laugh. 7/10
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>>576885875
Halve to $5m, 35 points.

18 for the girl.

7 for the 52'' TV.

6 for the Full Kitchen.

3 for the Mayo Clinic Doctor.

1 for the Pool Table.

35 points.
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>>576885875

Easy:

Skylight - 2
18 year old - 20
Library - 24
Medical care w/ good doctor - 27
Garden - 29

Wouldn't be a bad life at all. And then I get $10 million at the end.
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Better bump somemore
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take 5 mill

full kitchen - 6
the girl - 24
library - 28
unlimited herbs - 33
garden - 35
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>>576896206
Frank, all I have to do is not say nigger and he'd be a pal.
>>576896296
A, kid will become useful later, ditch the dildo, and a knife is 1000x better for survival on some island out in the middle of nowhere.
>>576896569
Mind reading, sonic speed.
>>576897025
Time lord or blacksmith, it's a tough one.
>>576897313
Laptop
>>576897605
Mental magic
>>576897853
Same shit that i answered for the op, weights, food, etc
>>576897967
The eternal
>>576898079
envelope richfag
>>576898252
seppuku
>>576898402
yin

Jesus christ too many, that's it for me
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Skylight - 2
Medical - 2
Hygiene/Jacuzzi - 3
Library - 4
Workout room - 5
(Not listed, but gonna add in)
Writing Equipment ~ 3
TV - 7
Cat + Food/treats - 6 + 1
Garden/Greenhouse - 3
>>
>>576885875

Alright. Let's do this.

30 points

Machine shop, 24 points

Library, 20 points

Drugs, 15 points

Up front money, 8 points

Gun, 7 points

Skylight, 5 points

Medical care, 2 points

Satellite Radio, 0 points


I figure I'll only spend a few months to a year in there. The plan is to escape by shooting the skylight open with the gun and flying out with a jetpack I made using the resources of the machine shop and the knowledge I get from the library. Medical care for if I fuck up while building shit and chop a hand off or some shit. Satellite Radio and Drugs for downtime. Up front money, so I have something for my goddamn trouble. I am Iron Man. I won't be apart of your system.
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>>576920130
The gift of time man
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>>576885875
>you cannot download or stream anything, cant etrade
how is that a good thing?
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>>576892029
- Hipster 6p (I like bipolar) and not pedo
- 1 Gun 8p (If dangerous big animals/enough eatable ones, if not fishing eqip).
- Radio 2p
- No snakes/spiders 3p
- Leave early 4p (1 point more and medical kit ;()

Also I would have picked the dog, but with snakes and spiders you would for sure die pretty fast.
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>>576920398
that´s a great one
>>
>>576885875
>b
In this scenario, it never says that Barry Bonds isn't DTF. Can we pick him instead of the hot girl? I mean, that saves 11 points!
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>>576909847
Nanomachines
Unassuming
Free Agent

Strength - 1
Agility - 2
Endurance - 1
Stealth - 3
Enhanced Senses - 1
Mind Reading - 1
Mind Control - 2
Uplink - 2

Unique Weapon
Expert

Several peak human abilities, extreme stealth capabilities, complete control over computer systems and competent in mind control.

No one will see me coming, remember I was there or know what I took from their systems.
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>>576885875
Kitchen 6
Music 10
Greenhouse 12
Doctor 15
Dog 21
Library 25
Gym 30
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>>576885875
>full kitchen
>stock market
>movies and tv shows
>unlimited drugs
>workshop
>doctor

>30 points
>literally the best combination ever

Feel connected and update to outside world through stock trends and movies. You can blow off steam by smoking weed and you can build shit in the workshop or cook something badass when you feel inspired. The best part is if you run your body into the ground you can get a doctor to keep you from dying.
>>
>>576898079
rolland
>>
>>576901693
ROLL
>>
>>576897853
Standard food included?
- Perfect 10 (Most recent ex-gf is cheating in my situation) 22 pts
- Gaming PC 14 pts
- Books 4 points
- All movies if include normal/decent TV, if not TV with cable
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>>576901693
Rolling
>>
>>576909194
ROLL
>>
>>576901693
Reroll
>>
>>576909523
Press green button twice
>>
>>576924101

Which would be utterly retarded since u don't get a 100 percent chance from pressing a 50 percent button twice.
>>
>>576909674
ROLL
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>>576920351
Logically the bitching would pass/soften up, and would for sure go insane without another human.
I am in a semi-LTR already.
>>
>>576924291
So keep pressing it until you do, there is no limit on how many times you can press the button
>>
Unlimited fast food lol (6points)
'stunningly attractive' 18 year old for company so I don't go insane (24 points)
Library (28 points)
Medical care (full 30)

Did I win?
>>
>>576924406
Yeah, threaten that bitch. Bitches love threats.
>>
>>576901693
Rollll
>>
6 (kitten)
6 (kitchen/food)
7 (tv/cable)
6 (computer)
4 (all games)
3 (medical care mayo clinic)
3 (cell phone)

Total of 35 points = $5 million payout = $500,000 a year = yes please
>>
>>576924779
Change fast food with Kitchen, and remove 5m for garden with lamps for simmulating sun. And some other shit for 3 points.
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>>576919559
how good is a computer with no interwebs
>>
I'll take 5 million, no problem.

18 pts - 18yr
6 pts - full kitchen
2 pts - green house (not for food)
2 pts - medical care
3 pts - hygiene + jacuzzi
2 pts - skylight
2 pts - satellite radio (had 2 pts to go... gotta listen to somethin')

sounds like 10 years of vacation followed by a huge paycheck.
>>
>no one cares
fuck you

Doctor
Hygiene
Kitchen
Cell phone
Surround sound w/ music (my preference)
Desktop computer
Library (10 years? Essential. Also fuck the internet.)
Unlimited drugs
Skylight (These two also my preference)

If I lift computer parts for exercise, I literally give up nothing, become a badass, stay totally healthy, and get $5 million
>>
>>576885875
Drugs
Girl
Food from chefs

=30 points methed out banging like rabbits.
>>
>>576898936
holy shit

are we the same person?
>>
>>576927456
What will you do with the computer if you don't have internet or games.
>>
>>576897313
but if the dagger kills instantly with the first strike, how could you use it again for the pain?
>>
>>576898079
dempsey rollin
>>
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>>576909910
xmkiwed
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>>576885875
God tier thread. Good job OP and anons.
>>
>>576901693
rollan
>>
>>576898252
Implants, Gunslinger, no complication. Will be so easy.
>>
Computer, fast food, girl, microwave.

Even if I just had the computer and fast food I'd be happy never leaving.
>>
They make these on /tg/. They call them CYOAs. Here's a booru with loads of them.

http://grognard.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=cyoa
>>
>>576909674
rollin
>>
Internet isn't worth 16 points if you can't use it to do what it is mainly intended for now adays =/

Anyhow..

TV, Grill, Fast Food (would have really liked 1 extra point for the kitchen, but w/e...)
>>
>>576896569
>b
>buy all the powers through infinite power buying loop
>>
Kitchen, puppy, library, tv.
What if I had only half of the attractive girl would it be nine instead of 18?
>>
>>576934775
Maybe she could be like a amputee or something
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>computer
>internet
>stock market access
Why would anyone pick otherwise? Just think, learn to play the stock market, have $10 million up front, invest in stock, become a billionaire in those 10 years, and have literally all of that stuff when I get out. With the $10 million up front, I could hire a sous chef online, have him/her take a limousine her, and have him/her make me everything I want, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. Anyone who picks otherwise is retarded.
>loopholes, bitches
>>
Im taking the Gurl, PC and the Kitchen because when she's not sucking or fucking me. She can cook
>>
>>576885875
>everyone not picking internet first is fucking delusional
>>
GIrl, Doctor, Kitchen Library, If I take the minus 5 points then work out room. Not worth 5mil though, Just use the books as weights and do simple exercises Alternatively, Fast food, only order subway because vegetarian, radio. or if I can take the hygiene products without the Jacuzzi. and drop the doctor, I probably won't need him.
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>>576935689
No internet just computer? It doesn't even say it has an O/S
>>
>>576909674
roll
>>
>>576935292
Die from lack of food.
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>>576936346
Forgot to mention that. It never says we can't bring in outside things before we get locked in the basement
>bring in shit tons of canned stuffed and military rations, and a small stove to heat that stuff until my sous chef arrives.
>>
>>576885875
pc
internet
vidya
unlimited fast food

>NEET life
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>>576885875
Thanks OP and all other annons. Found a way to spend my Halloween not thinking about the fact that my other friends are at parties getting laid and i'm just sitting on the computer like every Friday night. Here is a cooking recipe.
>>
>>576936785
If we can, then I will just spend all my money on gym equipment and bring a 10 year supply of hygiene products and all my other shit. Like my tv computer etc, and have someone on the outside pay for internet for me. god damn that breaks this shit.
>>
>>576927456
Skylight in the basement, way to fucking go retard.
>>
>>576937472
I'm in awe that no one thought of that before. 275 replies to realize such an enormous oversight.
>>
>>576937631
nigger that just means that your "basement" doesn't have a building on top of it and light will come through
>>
>>576937819
Take out a large loan. Buy shit, go bankrupt while locked up.

>>576937935
If there is no building, then it is called a bunker.
>>
>>576938105
That's actually not really a good idea. Once you get out, you'll have abysmal credit, and it would practically complete negate the money in the first place regardless of how much money you make from the stock market.
>>
>>576938448
You do realize you can fix your credit score right?
>>
>>576938561
It would take a really fucking long time. It's just not practical. A better idea would be to sell all possessions except the stuff you absolutely need. Even bringing a computer isn't smart, because one of the options is to get all the newest and most badass parts - for free.
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