Okay /b/ I have a bit of a situation. So I accidentally made

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>>576764168

>>576765036
seriously dude, like they're saying they can prove it or something. It wasn't even my fult

>>576765203
How does one "Accidentally made sex".

ACCUSING

Fight that shit, nimrod. You don't give enough supporting details for me to help you outline a plan of action.
Best greetext it too.
I film all my exploits, so if she ever cries "rape", I'll break out the tape in court of her screaming my name.

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>>576764168

"So I accidentally made sex to a girl" First, explain that, and then fuck off because if they can prove it you are doneski.

>>576765345
>>576765398

Okay yeah I guess I should explain.

>be me
>accidentally making sex to a girl.
>she goes and tells her parents.
>Ohwell.gif
>get a phone call today telling me I being taken to court.
>mfw

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>>576765893

Again "accidentally."

>>576764168
1.) learn English
2.) Rape that bitch for real
3.) punch a baby in the face
4.) kill yourself

You're Welcome

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>>576764168
>accidentally made sex
How do you do that accidentally, and I think you meant to say "had sex", not what ever the fuck you were saying.

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>>576766112

This works. I know.

rape again...

>>576766109
oh yeah true.

okay

>be me
>girls in my bedroom
>feelsgood.jpg
>made sex in a way that was not on purpose.
>she got upset and left
>She tells her parents and the police
>TopWhy.potato

I still want to know what "proof" they have

>>576766743
Again.. "Accidentally"?

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>>576766743

Pics or that shit didn't happen.

>>576766743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxj81deO1Z0
Was it like this, OP?

>>576765893
you put a minor twist on one of the oldest and well known memes out there and not a single person realizes it. Da fuck has happened to /b/?

>>576766698
>>576766974

Guys whats not getting to you? It was an accident you're focusing to much on that part. What I need to know is what do I do about this situation

>>576766743
You're a autist. For fucks sake, how do you accidentally have sex with a grill

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>>576767368
You can't just do that on accident.

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>>576767368

Found your van!

>>576767608
>>576767654

Dude if I say its an accident it's an accident. If I cant say that, then every girl could say that any dude raped her. How's that even fair?

Did you accidentally her pooper or something?

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>>576768298

Because you don't accidentally fuck a grill, autist.

>>576768298
How can anyone "ACCIDENTALLY" fuck someone?
You probably did rape her. Enjoy getting your dick cut off, faggot

>>576768518
>Related material somewhat
http://lil-purrfect-femme.tumblr.com/post/85850686448/be-careful-of-switch-rape

>>576764168
Easy, move out of leftardist and feminism-filled murica. No more random accusations

>>576768518

No way man, what am I a faggot?

>>576768571
>>576768678

Guys, I gave no consent and neither did she. So with that out there you can see how this can be an accident. It should be me accusing her of raping me, but she called the cops first.

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>>576769029

SO YOU ADMIT YOU RAPED HER?! HMMM?! GRADE A AUTISM, FAGGOT.

>>576769237

Dude what part of accident don't you understand.
We both weren't expecting it, it just happened.

>>576768703
stahp...
you just made me genuinely sad.

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>>576769440

"Guys, I gave no consent and neither did she."
"neither did she."
"NEITHER DID SHE."

Rape.

>>576769029
Yeah you raped her, nice job. have fun getting raped in prison

>>576769029
don't worry you dont have to go to prison since you're mentally handicapped

IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT.

>>576769498
I think that one is just to mess with people.

>>576769607

But neither did I man! It can't be rape if we did'nt know it was going to happen! it was an accident and no action should have been taken in the first place.

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>>576769884

Have fun with your new view in the shower.

>>576769884
It cant be murder if it was an accident! I didnt know i was going to kill her!

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>>576770072
>>576770072
>>576770072
>>576770072

>>576769761
haha very funny. Yeah i know asking people like you for advice is a bad idea but I think some of you can be genuinely helpful.

>>576769682
>>576769978

Guys accident. you can't seem to understand that. But the proof that she has, what do you think it is and how can I defend myself?

>>576769884
Like we're you sleeping naked and it just grew into her? Maybe naked twist and oops it just went in? We're you spotting her for naked yoga? Captcha some genteel

>>576770072
That's called manslaughter man! So if this isnt rape could I just get off on on sort of charge like that? sexslaughter or something?

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Okay OP, let me explain something.
Did you consent to it? You say no.
Did she consent to it? No.
Did you keep going even though it wasn't consensual between either of you? Yes.
RAPE.

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>>576769440

Well if you live in Cali and your on a university then prepare to get fucked by their new law.

If you don't live in the fascist state of California then she has no case.

In any state except for California its consensual unless she tried to stop you in some way.

Yeah i mudered her i didnt know it was gonna happen neither of us gave conscent

>>576770206
There's literally no such thing as accidentally fucking a girl, you dumbass.
I mean I would understand if you were like 6 and didn't know the fuck your penis could do, but no you're a grown ass man who's gonna be raped by black grown ass men

>>576770206
then how about explaining EXACTLY what happend, not just a 3 liner

>>576770516
I did'nt say that we continued, we just made accidental sex. and then she got pissed and left.

>>576770772
Did it last more than 30 seconds?

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>>576770772

How can you be so stupid. Go back to 9gag you shitty autist.

>>576770435
you cant accidentally fuck someone dude. You CAN fuck someone without planning. Theres a difference between manslaughter and murder that just isnt premeditated.

>>576770750
Because OP is a faggot and this never happened

>>576770772
say it was your thumb..
maybe they'll laugh so hard they'll take you off the hook

>>576771034
You sir, you ACTUALLY have a brain unlike OP.

>>576770604

It wasn't on purpose so that's obviously an accident. I just need help with the cops, not the precedent of the matter

>>576770750

Dude what havn't I explained for you?

i think you mean to say that whatever you guys were doing eventually led up to sex
you need to give more details, who initiated contact, was she into at all, what the fuck was going on, everything hinges on the parts that you are being so vague about

>>576771181
lets narrow this down
did she fall on your penis?

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>>576771181
>>576771181
>>576771181
>>576771181

>Every time OP posts

>>576770986
I need some advice man, I don't even go to 9feg

>>576771108
that might work... I'll tell my lawyer that.

JUST BECAUSE IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE DOESN'T MAKE IT AN ACCIDENT. THE ONLY ACCIDENT THAT HAPPENED HERE IS YOUR MOTHER DECIDING NOT TO GO THROUGH WITH THE ABORTION.

>>576768703

I don't get it. Is that meant to be a joke or something? Or is it serious?

In the past I would have assumed it was a joke, had a laugh and moved on. Nowadays, I'm not so sure........

>>576764168
If you were wearing a condom and there was no physical evidence, deny deny deny!

>>576771442

Fine, advice. Take a sharpie and put it waaaaaaaaay up your ass.

>>576771181
so you were laying naked on the bed and she tripped and landed on your dick?

>>576771404
lol no dude, of course if i use that argument it might work too. I'll keep that in mind.

>>576771373
well yeah the events that led up to it did put us in a pretty good position to have sex, but it was accidental so i don't see what bearing this has on the situation?

>>576771706
my best guess

>>576764168
Nothing, obviously you weren't good enough or you screwed up somewhere along the way, or perhaps you're just really rich and see's dollar signs. However I wager the first or second option.

>>576771785
was there penis/vagina or condom/vagina contact?

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>>576771785
>>576771785
>>576771785
>>576771785

You will need this.

>>576771529
don't be rude if you're not going to offer and advice.

>>576771579
of course I wasn't, it was an accident dude.

>>576771442
You're welcome OP
say she violated your thumb with her bootyhole

>>576772049
OP. You are the one not getting the fact that there is NO SUCH THING as accidental sex.

>>576772049

Did your parents beat you as a kid? Is that where the brain damage came from?

>>576771785
ur story checks out
tell the cops it was an accident
tell them you weren't planning to have sex with her.
Say, I'm sorry. It was an accident. I didn't really mean to do it

>>576764168
>lurking so when this happens to me i'll know what to do

>>576772168
How is there no such thing!? so all sex is intentional one way or another? you can accidentally kill someone but not accidentally make sex with someone?

>>576764168
ur ID says otherwise to your luck with the law

>>576764168
the only one thing that i kek'd is the filename

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>>576765036

>>576770772
Post pic of said gril and we'll be the judge if you raped or not

obviously this faggot is trying to impersonate the poster of the "underwater weighing" thread

stop feeding this b8

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>>576772359
>>576772359

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IS BEING SAID YOU DUMB FUCKER.

>>576764168
kill her

its the only way

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>>576772506

B8 you say?

>>576772359
unless you trip and your penis falls into someones vagina, its intentional
also-http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/accident

>>576772367
Dude I cant even drink yet I'm only 19.

>>576772251
well wait, how should I approach them and tell them this?

>>576764168
might as well rape her for real now.

>>576772049
This is the best troll I've ever seen

>>576772658
>http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/acciden

"an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally and usually results in harm, injury, damage, or loss; casualty; mishap:"

That's the definition and it fits the scenario just fine. I don't even see why I'm really worried this is more than enough reasoning.

>2014
>having sex with girls

fucking pleb

Gonna be OP in prison.

>>576772960
You cant have sex on accident bro, tell us the real story or gtfo

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>>576772960

>>576764168
How do you accidentally have sex?

>>576772983
sorry I don't follow you're newage hipster trends like accidentally having sex with boys.

Accidentially having sex is the most autistic thing I heard today. Congratulations OP, you win autism of the day award.

>>576772960
did you knowingly thrust your dick into her vagina? or did you trip and insert it accidentally?

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>>576772049
Green text everything that happened between you and her in the room that night. Ex: conversation you were having, if you were on the bed, if you started making out shit like that

>>576773115
Dude lets hope not.

>>576773145
Read what I posted, everything about my story makes it an accident.

>>576773320
well I knew after it happened I mean come on dude. I think you'd know too.

>>576773528
was your thinking capacity somehow hindered while sex was happening?

>>576773528
Dude, your story makes no sense whatsoever

>>576773476

>be me
>girls in my house, eventually we make our way to my bedroom
>everythingsallgood.gif
>we're in there for a bit
>suddenly I'm accidentally in this girl
>shes upset by this and leaves
>cops are called
>wtfisthisbullshit.webm

>>576773835
what do you mean?

>>576772049

A lot of people have asked how it happened, You keep avoiding those questions. If you want my legal advice regarding this matter (I'm a drunk Belgian lawyer), you either offer us details about the "accident" or you're getting raped in jail, period. According to some of the stuff you've said here I'm thinking that at least one of you used drugs, which will put you in an even worse position in court (in Belgium, at least). Give us details, prove us you didn't fucking abuse this girl, and we'll help out. But honestly, according to the stuff you're typing down here, I'm really starting to think that you actually DID rape her. Your case is going to be handled pretty fast in court if you're going to come up with the whole "It was an accident!" -argument. And yes, people killing somebody else could be an accident but the majority of the accused persons are still being sent to jail (guess why? Because dumb people put others in situations that are dangerous, that's why they're being put in jail). You're in the corner of the room of lady justice, boy. Either give us details so we can help out or face your punishment with your chin up (while you're being fucked 24/7 by a BBC).

>>576773989
Heaven agrees with heaven

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>>576774071
How are you accidentally in this girl. We're you making out? At what point in time did clothes come off? Details man, details. Everything counts.

Pic unrelated

>>576774071
how did you end up inside the girl? if you dont know, its probably rape

>>576774146
what details am I even missing? I told you guys the whole thing. Lady justice will see it was an accident when she reads the websters definition of "accident". Or maybe I'll have to read it to her because shes blind lol

>>576774547
Dude but I don't know, it's because accidents happen

>>576774841
so even if this isnt a troll thread, and assuming this is an accident, you should still know what transpired that lead to you being in her

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G8B8M8

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Night guys! it was fun but you guys are just way too easy now

>>576774841
An accident would be if you were bangin her hard and then slipped out and put it in her butt.

I had to get weighed underwuter today n skip skool n was sad and my sister wore skintight

This faggit is just trying to get attention, or drunk and making up shit. If this shit was real no idiot would leave out any details , so as to get real advice. THIS FAGGOT is a NIGGER, it has nigger written all over it.

>>576774629

Son, you're going to be sent to jail. The details you provided were:
>We enter the room
>My dick is in her vagina, by accident.
>She gets upset

This is the essence of rape, the essence of you it seems.

>>576767362
>>576772506

Albeit he's done it poorly, but found it quite amusing how OP has kept these autists occupied. This thread shows how many white nights and SJW faggots are on /b/

1. don't ever say the word accident to the police. you'll look like a complete retard. there's no such thing as accidental sex. 2. did she ever tell you to stop or was she in any condition to NOT be able to say it? 3. you say you're 19,i hope to God she is 18 or older, or it's statutory automatically. you're looking at jail, but probably not prison.

OP u ARE A DUMB FUCK......... D FUCKING TAILS!