I just got arrested trying to pawn a restroom sink. The pawn

Oh btw it was from a Wendy's restaurant. I stole it late at night while the staff was closing up

don't do the crime if you can't do the time

>>576549196
I get that but it wasnt that big of a crime. it was a fucking sink for christ sake. those cost like 300 dollars

>>576548882

You stole a sink?

Are you fucking retarded?

>>576549818

This. Who the fuck steals a sink?
There are very few items that could possibly be more conspicious than an entire fucking sink.

how did you steal a sink

>>576549351
I am far from a legal expert, but sounds like you will either pay a decent fine or actually serve some jail time if what you stole was worth enough.

>>576549971
>OP drags it in with the pipes and shit still attached
>"Come on ill sell it cheap i want some booze"

>>576549818
>>576549971
>>576549983
I had a getaway driver outside waiting. I picked it up and snuck out the side door of the restaurant. It was easy and nobody suspected anything. I probably looked like a repair person

>>576550152

No, you probably looked like a fucking lunatic jesus christ.

>>576550098

Fucking this.
Knowing OP he probably still had the fucking Wendy's manager clinging to his ankles the whole way there.

>>576550152

A FUCKING GETAWAY DRIVER?!
FOR A FUCKING SINK!?

Sure, add a fucking 2 ton vehicle speeding away to the mix, that'll make it seem legit.

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>>576550152
>getaway driver

motherfucker fancies himself al capone, but niggas out stealing sinks.

and what the fuck? did you bring tools? did you plan this out with fucking blueprints in a red lit fucking room?

Full of shit u can't steal a fucking sink if it's plumbed in. Op sucks dick

>>576550152
>getaway driver
>"Where the fucks the cash?!"
>"Just drive i got the sink"

That's you OP.

>>576550365
Obviously I couldnt walk away carrying a sink.

>>576550439
I brought tools in my backpack. I needed a few wrenches of various sizes. Commercial restrooms often have various size screws and nuts to prevent theft. You definitely need tools to get them all undone...

>>576548882
You are going to be on the news for the most dumb thieve ever. Enjoy you your fame.

>>576550604
Liar. All you have to do is turn the water intake valve off and no water comes out when you remove the unit

I like you OP.

>>576550793

I hope they air your episode of World's Dumbest Criminals in prison and you get the nickname "The Sink Thief" while Bubba busts a nut in your snizz.

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What else have you stolen, OP?

>>576551189
Some chairs & door handles

>>576551081
Whatever man, i just came here looking for some legal insights on my upcoming case. >>576551189
lots of stuff. the funny thing is a lot of things are easy to steal from business and restaurants, like equipment they use. nobody expects theft to occur at a fastfood place, for example but you can often get away with their coffee machines, ice cream mix, hamburger buns, all that shit if you are sneaky. once i grabbed a whole box of honey and barbecue mcnugget sauce from mcdonalds and ran out, nobody even chased me

>>576551282
nope, but i did get an outdoor table from a starbucks once. just had to snip the thin metal anti-theft cords they had wrapped around it. got 20 dollars for it on craigslist

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>>576551484

This just gets better and better.
Seriously, what's the fucking retail value of a box of sauce you retarded nigger?

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>>576550098

>>576548882
a fucking sink?
you are my new hero please share some more of your wisdom with us

why don't you just steal liquor? or steal what you want?

>>576551715
Yup, me right now.

>>576551845
imagine how lame that would be on /b/ compared to his sink story

YOU KNOW WHAT im not here to entertain you fags!!!! fuck you guys if you dont have legal experience to share with me!

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>>576551484
I like your style
Hope all turns out for the best

>>576551484
You need to move up to burglarizing houses. Go steal people's recycling and sell it for scrap. Or steal all their metric wrenches. Metric wrenches pawn well.

>>576552063
Keith just relax

>>576552139
additionally he could use the wrenches for his next sink job

>>576550152
so, planned any other heists? A fire hydrant perchance? Pavement? Shopping carts?

What were your reasoning for stealing a fucking sink?

>>576548882
that literally looks like shit

>>576552381
I was thinking A/C units. The window ones and the guts from external HVAC boxes.

>>576552063

You may not be here to entertain us, but you certainly have.

Also, your computer now has evidence that you did the crime, and a seperate crime stealing sauce.

Better fry it in case they confiscate your machine. That's all the advice you get.

Kek.

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>>576552063
Next time, steal some fuckin COMMON SENSE

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>>576548882
>>576550152
>>576551484

>>576548882
Pro-tip, steel sewer manhole lids, their worth 50-60 a piece and junkyards don't even care about reporting them

>>576551845
liquor stores are way too hard to steal from. they get attempted shoplifting all the time
>>576552139
the charges for home invasion are major, im not a career criminal and i dont wanna risk major prison time. thats the real deal.
>>576552386
my friend said you can sell those concrete blocks they put down in parking lots, the ones that hold your car from rolling forward. he said you can sell those for about 20 dollars each. takes two guys to unbolt them and lift them into the back of a truck

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>>576550729
why a sink tho? I can't imagine it's worth much

>payday DLC : sinks

>>576548882
What's the going rate for restroom sinks now a days?

>>576549818
>>576549971
>>576550098
>>576550152
>>576550365
>>576550439
>>576550696
Made me do this >>576551715
The getaway driver part is what really got to me

Jesus Christ OP do you smoke crack stop acting like a crackhead.

OP I hear there's big money in illegal underground toilet seat trading.

>>576552801
I like the finer things in life, like a good steak and beer. IF i have to steal from fastfood places so be it

>>576552801

Topkek.

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>>576551081
>>576550439

Hey, stealing a sink isn't that stupid, those fucking alpacas at Re-Tail pay tons of bells for that shit.

>>576552812
I have heard that, but you know whats fucked? In pakistan, deaths arent that uncommon from bicyclists or other people falling into the holes after someone lifted and stole it.

Op should get arrested for being this retarded

>>576551667
What the fuck is wrong with you OP? Why do you steal the stupidest heaviest shit? You're so retarded it hurts me. Be normal and steal a watch or something and sell it. I mean for fuck sake $20 for a table?

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So glad I accidentally clicked /b/ instead of /a/

>>576552818
so, you steal shit that's not secured at all because the profits are so low that noone bother to secure it. The safest heist of all.

Then you get caught.

Maybe, just maybe, stealing ain't for you.

>>576552861
they sell for about 40 dollars , maybe less. it took me about 20 minutes to get the thing unhooked from the restroom. not a bad payday for only 20 minutes work....

>>576551692
when you figure that they won't give you a single sauce packet without charging you if you don't order the correct item to get a 'sauce allowance;' a case containing 288 sauce packets from McDonald's is valued at $150

>>576548882
i better tie down my counter tops if this is the shit people steal these days

>>576552818
so.. you can only get liqour from a liquor store? not the supermarket or grocery shop?

>>576553126
Get a fucking job you pathetic piece of shit

>>576553567
40 dollars and a jail sentence. Great payday.

>>576553656
Yup, and Bitcoin has been valued at $1000 but that doesn't mean people will pay that for it now.

There's a difference between theoretical value, and what people will actually pay.

>>576553510
The stuff nobody guards is easiest to steal. Thnk about what im saying, nobody expects you to steal from a business restroom. Those places are unheard of to steal from

>>576553567
Yeah, shit man you're onto something. $120/hr to sit in jail... oh wait.

>>576553905
this

>>576554061
but you got caught didnt you?

>>576553567
dude, its not 20 minutes work, cause you also have to include the time it takes you to go to the pawn shop and sell the thing, since you don't get paid till you do that.
So you're looking at an hour+ and the risk of being caught.

>>576554061
no one steals from them because it isn't worth it.

>>576553840
in Wyoming only liquor stores can sell alcohol

>>576553567
but it's not 20 minutes of work. You have to steal it. Transport it, this costs gas. Find a buyer. Sell it. You said you have a get away driver. Which means it's a two man job, with equippment, car and tools. So, two guys working a few hours for 40 dollars, with the risk of getting caught by the five-o.

Basically you are a criminal working for less than minimum wage, and somehow you STILL think it's a good job.

>>576548882
they'll just make you pay for damages/repair and a new sink, and at most probably some misdemeanor charge with a few days in jail. if this is your first charge nothing too serious will happen and you may even have the option on how to serve your jail time.

>>576554061
Shit you ever watch trailer park boys? You could be friends with those guys.

>>576553905
i get disability i dont need a job, i just do odd crimes to supplement my disability check

This has been one of the best threads I read today. The getaway driver and stealing the sauce are the best parts in this whole thing.

>>576554215
That sucks, we even have some vending machines here with liqour.

btw search for copper if you wanne get some cash from stealing...

>>576554403
So you're a nigger.

>>576554403
Kill yourself

>>576554403
what is your disability? Are you from the US?

>>576553324
>>576553324
kek

>>576554403
Beg mother fucker, you can make hundreds of bucks a day begging in a city.

>>576554403
>i get disability i dont need a job

typical nigger logic

i hope you get killed in jail for being this retarded

>>576554395
Him and bubbles can steal grocery store carts and sell them back to the grocery store for money

>>576554403

I hope you die of fucking Super-AIDS Cancer you parasitic piece of shit.

>>576553379
>OP steals sinks in Pakistan

>>576554403
>disability
this explains a lot

>>576553961
his personal profit if he does frequent those restaurants and is forced to pay retail for the sauce but you are right I can't imagine anyone who would want to buy a case of sauce... but then again if someone could lift them four packs of Rico nacho cheese that sell for 3.28 at Walmart I would definitely buy them for .25 each them Rico cheese containers are the best

Fuck i have to go, take it easy /b/, good talking with you fags

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>>576554750
I agree!

>>576554886
because you're a busy man. Stealing sinks and claiming disability.

>>576548972
Larceny, vandalism, b&e...

They'll probably offer a plea. Take the deal. If you go to court you will be spending years in prison vs months.

While in prison, try to stop being a nigger.

>>576554403
>give me moneyz please
Ok here.
>Thanks but i need more time to steal of peple

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>>576554886
No, really. Thank you.

>>576554886
going on the next heist?
while you are at it i could use a new radiator could you do that for me?

i sav tihs

>>576554403
>gets disability
>can still carry a sink

OP are you a nigger?

>>576555023
His neighbour probably left his hose unattended outside his house.

If I'm honest, sinks are the least stupid thing I've seen, I used to work in Cash Generator as a first job and I've seen everything from stolen goldfish to tyres for bicycles with the rims left in them, I now work in a book store as a manager, and to put our advertisements up, we use A boards, some pikey fuck robbed that, and the in store signage holders that hold up things like "2 for £10 toys", not the actual toys that sell for full retail (not our discounted price) for £20+, but a bit of plastic that holds our signs up, some people are full blown retarded

>>576549351
yeah but you had to have that sink didnt you... you lazy fucking thief

>>576555334
KEK

>>576555023
>too disabled to work
>is able enough to perform manual labor

welcome to America

>>576555505

naw, the mailman probably came with the neighbours newspapers. Gotta make them moneyz.

>>576555069
Just saw the price of the sink. Over 300 makes it grand larceny. You're now a felon.

I really hope OP didn't leave. Best thread in months.

>>576548882

if you're gonna be a criminal atleast be a smart one

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>>576549351
You well only see something this fucking stupid come out of faggot ops mouth.
>it was a fucking sink for Christ sake
>a fucking sink
You tried to steal & pawn a fucking sick
>a fucking sink

God fucking damn,I hope you get a prick judge & he makes a lesson out of your stupid fucking ass.
>a fucking sink

Cont. From 506555506

It's not even the worst, we had a pallett of brand new books in retailing at £25 each, the total cost of the pallett bordered on over £4000, i came outside for a smoke and to help out with bringing it all in, someone was throwing the boxes of not just books, but toys, books, plastic watches, arts and crafts materials (easels, canveses and high quality paints) to one side, baring in mind it's over £4000 of stock, for a £10 pallett, not the stuff he could sell in a pub to fence, but slats of wood to try and sell to a scrapyard

>>576556682
>Cont
Faggot of new

>>576557010
> heaven
> 2012+2
> Not using the new 6xN9Vohs id

Kek

I dunno if anyone has said this or not yet. I didn't read all the reply because most were trash but you are not looking at any sentence at all, unless you are constantly pissing the crown off by getting charged lots. You don't just break the law and go to jail, that's not the way the law works unless it is one of the five big ones, and in that case, if its your first time, no way you will get the max (unless the nature of the crime is so depraved and you touch the judge or jury on an emotional level)

I'm not going to lie, stealing is a major thrill. But i usually just stick with easy stuff. I had a bunch of those giant window stickers they put up at tacobell, and in my parents barn there are several boxes of car badges, gascaps, antennas, wipers, and mirrors. not the full mirror casing, just the actual mirror

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>>576554848
I haven't laughed this hard whilst in /b/ for months

Good job OP you made my day

>>576548882

Had you already pawned everything but the kitchen sink?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20lGhmuID0s

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>>576554403
OP is confirmed for a nigger.

Sorry OP no advice we can give will help you. Niggers go to prison the moment a cop looks at them. That's the law.

Plumber here.

Who steals a sink? Terrible.

The faucets and traps are where the money is. Brass goes for quite a bit at scrap yards, as does copper. In CA you need all sorts of ID to scrap it, due to rampant theft, but I don't know about other states.

Seriously, a few pounds of brass gets you a lot of money.

>>576556682
welcome to /b newfriend , you see to the top right of peoples posts, just right of the time & date, there is a long string of numbers? left click on that to link to somebodys post. enjoy your stay.

ITT: Things that never happened

>>576558564
This guy knows his stuff, stealing brass is the way to go.

>>576558564
he could actually go around collecting scrap lead, its around $1.50 a lb, ive got around 100lb of scrap roofing lead i picked up from a few building sites when i was a kid.

>>576548882
500 usd or more is considered grand theft and has a very serious penalty

>>576558646

Generally not a newfag, been away from /b/ for a while but pc is fucked and I'm on my smartphone doing it

>>576559307
This nigga didn't even make that much during the whole time he's stolen shit.

>>576559416
ok well welcome back oldfag, we got id's now.

>>576559307
Not quite. Over 1000 is felony and my initial charge was felony before they counted. Turned out to be about 950 or something and felony never happened it was just theft but not grand theft

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>>576551484
>stealing hamburger buns

>>576553567
subtract the gas money it takes for you to take it home and then to a pawn shop. You might have actually been stupid enough to try to pawn it right after they called the place filed a report for theft.
Stealing a fucking sink is the type of shit that cops don't bother investigating. You're so retarded, you literally handed yourself to them for crime you never would have been caught for otherwise.

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Next time steal one of those , they lookso cool!

archive this shit

>>576562145
i second this motion. Want to see this in epic thread threads.