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Alright /b/ it is time for the Town Game! In this game you start

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Alright /b/ it is time for the Town Game!

In this game you start with 100 people, apparently Caucasian, in a weird new world lush with stuff. There's a river, too wide to cross at the moment, with fruit trees on the other side (enough to feed your 100 settlers). There is a stone quarry to the north, and a fiery-eyed black horse over there a little ways. Your settlers are from the 1990's, and have technology from that era.
HOW TO PLAY:
First response wins.
You can build at the beginning of a level, not during.

You may now construct three buildings before the beginning of LEVEL ONE. One building per answer please.
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dude...that totally looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle
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>>576441149
Shit yeah nigga
MAKE A 4FT DILDO FACTORY
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>>576441509
BTW I meant the dildos are 4 feet long not the factory
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Build a KFC
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Twinkie factory, lumber mill, army barracks
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>>576441149
Build a church to Shrek
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>>576441978
Just take the Twinkie factory from mine
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>>576441978
>>576441509
>>576442073
You've built a 4 ft dildo factory (no redactions), a twinkie factory, and a Shrektory. It's time for

LEVEL ONE: A ZOMBIE

He is shambling towards your settlers on the other side of the river, what do you do?
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>>576442913
Distract it with a Twinkie of course. Then beat it to death with a dildo
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>>576442913
Fuck you OP for not building my KFC. I posted before those other faggots. You have just lost a player.
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dildo ballista
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>>576442913
Can this zombie swim?
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>>576443323
You threw a twinkie at him, which he ignored. He is now wading across the river to you, and you are armed with a very small dildo.
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>>576442913
Wow, I did not think that in any situation a 4ft dildo would come in handy but beat the zombie to death arming every citizen with a dildo
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>>576443971
Throw rocks at him from the quarry.
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Pray to shrek
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my b totally missed you. Try again next Level, I'll be happy to give you your KFC
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>>576443971
What kind of zombie would ignore a Twinkie!
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>>576443971
Teach zombie about the word of our lord Shrek
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>>576444242
Nigger zombies like brains not fucking twinkies.
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>>576444207
We should probably sacrifice a villager to apease the great shrek. He would be more likely to help then.
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>>576443971
I want to play this nigger game! Arm everyone with a dildo from the dildo factory and beat down the zombie! What's next you fucking faggot!!??
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>>576444046
After arming every citizen with tiny, tiny dildos, you assaulted the zombie and failed to kill it. It bit somebody, who bit somebody, and before the mob broke and ran 10 people had been zombified, plus the original zombie. What now?
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>>576445142
eat it
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Lead them to the Shrektory. He'll take care of them.
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>>576445186
eat what?
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>>576445410
the zombies, eat em
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>>576445142
I thought the dildos were 4 feet long faggot. What's with this tiny shit?
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put the dildo in the horse ass and he will go crazy and kill the zombie
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>>576445142
send 10 people to run to the horse and fuck with it to see what it does the rest go to the quarry and collect rocks that they can throw at the zombies
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>>576445593
th factory is 4 feet, not the dildos
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Hide in the Twinkie factory. Twinkies can sustain us indefinitely
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If we have small dildos they are useless. Sacrifice a faggot to the shrek god, ask him to kill the zombie.
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that´s true .-.
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zombies have ass .-. ??
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>>576445186
>>576445498
A madcap plan to eat the zombies into nothingness resulted in five settlers torn to pieces, and a further five zombified from bites, both given and taken to/from the zombies. You did manage to kill one single zombie in the attack. So?
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Lead them to the Shrektory! He'll deal with them!
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>>576446172
mass suicide by a local cult in the village
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>>576445498
Nice job faggot. Why in the fuck would you eat a zombie. You would infect yourself.
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Ask 5 villagers to insert 5 dildos in horses ass. Make sure they are wearing zombie faces torn from the dead so horse thinks it's the zombies

Use twinkles for lube
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>>576446172
Dammit human sacrifice to the shrek god. He will kill the zombies.
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>>576446384
fuck you bitch, I actually wanna play this nigger shit. It's the most interesting thing on 4chan since that nigger choked a cat. Once a month there's an interesting thread on 4chan otherwise it's just loners, porn, rekt and general autism
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>>576441476
why has no one kek'd at this yet?
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>>576447067
>general autism
Friend of General ass?
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>>576447246
Ha. Just noticed. Not kek worthy. Just an observation
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>>576446297
Well, you barricaded yourself in the Shrektory, and the zombies followed you. Unexpectedly, they were trampled/bitten to death by the fire-eyed horse. He was then zombified, and that's probably not good.
CONGRATS, YOU SURVIVED LEVEL ONE!

You get to build two more buildings now.
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>were u go up pls cum bak
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>>576447570
Feminist Frequency chapter
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homosexual conversion to straight building
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Climb on top of the Twinkie factory with rocks from the quarry and dildos from the factory.. Zombies can't climb shit. When they are in range start pelting them with rocks and dildos. Until they are dead.
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>>576447570
bazooka factory
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Oh, fuck! Glue factory!
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>>576447676
Dyslexic?
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Boat factory
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>>576447570
Sub machine gun factory
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>>576447570
a castle you fugin nigger some other shit is probabaly going to attack.man you guys aren't taking this serious at all lol
>homosexual conversion to straight building
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>>576448169
Serious replies only. Rest get deleted.
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>>576447570
OP I love you
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Is OP kill by horse?
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I'm telling you faggots, we can't eat twinkies forever. We need a armory and a boat factory.
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>>576447668
I'm just assuming this is a gathering place for Feminists. Congrats on your new building.
>>576447676
Whatever you want anon

Welcome to LEVEL TWO: BLIZZARD OF BLIZZARDS

You get a little time to prepare for the coming snowstorm. 10 people have died in the Shrektory from starvation.
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hide in the twinkie factory
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>>576448769
5 people stock the Shrektory with hundreds of twinkies. Village is saved.
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>>576447668
Well great, we got fucking feminist in our society now. Thanks a lot you sjw faggot.
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>>576448769
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>>576448769
We need a dog sled team training camp
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>>576448971
I was thi
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>>576448921
The horse is going to probably kill some of them. Make a mad dash with everybody towards the Twinkie factory. Whatever casualties were weak links anyway.
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Rapist builds a local rapery
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>>576448971
I was thinking more along the lines of zombies raping some feminists in a blood orgy with the horse
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>>576446172
Have the remaining people lock themselves in the Twinkie factory, maybe the zombies will lose interest.
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>>576448769
Place dildos and twinkies on the altar of Shrek and pray that they are made into a lasso fit for reining in the zombie horse
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>>576449330
Well you didn't think that plan over to good huh faggot. Now the women are getting all brainwashed and shit. Sacrifice the feminist to the horse so the rest can escape to the Twinkie factory.
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Just place some dildos with twinkie cream outside fem freq. that should make em more rabid than a Nancy grace zombie
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>>576448846
The majority of your townsfolk fled to the twinkie factory where they have food aplenty but no blankets (very cold in there). On the way one of them got nipped by the Zombie Horse, and he turned 5 others before you sealed yourselves in. 20 settlers remained in the Shrektory, having become devoted Shrekolytes. The snow has begun to fall. THE BLIZZARD will last three turns. You need warmth and food and a place to poop. What do you do next?
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>>576449890

Half of the town breaks away from the original town, and declares them self independent town. They call them selves Murica'

There first act as an independent town is to burn down the twinkie factory.
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human sacrifice for food
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The 20 Shrek worhsipers are fine. The 45 people in the Twinkie factory have a straight shot to the gay2straight building, which should have the fabulous clothes left behind in the change for warmth.
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>>576449957
you son of a bitch
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>>576449890
melt dildos down and use them to insulate the twinkie factory. create heating system using swamp power
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>>576450087
For Murica'
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>>576449890
Use the plastic on the twinkies to make blankets. Go to the roof and try to kill a zombie to burn for warmth.
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>>576450458
plastic blankets? What the fuck is that gonna do?
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>>576450086
Do they get affected if they are straight?
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>>576450615
Well maybe insulate you from the cold faggot. Plastic retains body heat.
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>>576450615
Hot & sweaty
Seals in juices
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>>576450621
It'd be a pretty shitty gay2straight building if it affected straight dudes.
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>>576450706
Instead of throwing away the plastic wrappers they could use them to make clothes. You got a better idea fucking genius.
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>>576449957
Roughly 23 settlers revolt and declare themselves an independent town named 'Murica. Their first act of civil war is to burn down the Twinkie factory, sending ten refugees into the hungry arms of the zombies, and another twelve to a crispy grave. Meanwhile, 5 Shrekolytes have starved to death. The 'Muricans make it safely across the river, only to find that the fruit trees have died from cold, and also that they themselves are very, very cold. And those zombies still look hungry. 2 turns of blizzard left to go.
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>>576451115
chop down trees for fire
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>>576451115
ryone gets ebola
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>>576451115
Share that twinkie on the ground
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>>576451115
sorry, I guess 3 'Muricans drowned in the river. Here are tits for my condolences (and bad math).
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>>576451115
Shrekolytes pray for a miracle, while >>576451215
happens
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>>576451215
I think this is the first good idea
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Remaining shrekolytes shod run to g2s. But because they entered from the backdoor they are now fabulous shrek zombie fighting monsters
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Use some of the wood to make spears and arrows to kill the zombies.
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>>576451115

Murica stumbles upon a gatorade factory, them electrolytes keep them going
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Throw rocks at horse
Then make babies
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>>576451225
Good catch
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Make fucking spears from the wood of the tree you chopped down. Use the rest to burn for warmth.
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>not even halfway through bread
>/b/ managed to create a civil war amongst itself
>no care for survival
>destroys food source
yup, sounds about right
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>>576451932
fuckin kek
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>>576451932
YLYL material
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>>576451820
Offer 6VjrBPr5 as tribute sacrifice to psycho horse. On cam he will an hero
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>>576451215
The Muricans chop down the fruit trees, which would have been productive again in spring but whatever, and thereby gain the necessary warmth to survive, even rationing the one twinkie they have. However, the zombies saw their bright fire and are recrossing the river to FUCKING EAT THEM. Meanwhile, the Shrekolytes have resorted to cannibalism, eating the bodies of their previously deceased. Oh, what they wouldn't give for an onion or two!
1 turn of blizzard left, will you survive??
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>>576452293

'Murica plants the twinkie on ground and hopes a twinkie tree will grow.

Mean while the other town eats each other for food
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a murican straps on a bomb , blows church of shrek up
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>>576452293

Put age of consent to only 13 years like in spain to produce more war troops faster
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>>576452293
Probably won't survive. But build a snow fort to protect against zombies.
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>>576451115
Telling you man chop down a tree for warmth, then take some of the wood left over and craft spears and arrows.
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>>576452293
use fire wood for defense!
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>>576452293

river freezes over

zombies stuck in river with head exposed

muricans go and bash them all in
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>>576452646
But it takes a while because the dildos aren't useful for bashing
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>>576452307
damn you
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>>576452631
This right here. Use the wood on fire for a defense against the zombies.
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>>576452646
Listen to this man. He is a Cro
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>>576452762

firewood bro, firewood
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>>576452307
The 'Muricans planted the twinkie in the ground and waited for it to grow, during which time 5 of them died from starvation. The Shrekolytes ate a further 3 members of their own congregation, and have now acquired a taste for human flesh (but not in a weird way). The zombies, coming to eat them, were frozen solid in the icy waters of the river. They will thaw as soon as the winter is over.

CONGRATS, YOU SURVIVED LEVEL 2!

You get 3 new buildings! Use them wisely, this next level's a doozy!
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build a white house for murica
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Black smith, with a convent amount of swords in stock
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>>576453363
Halloween costume shop
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>>576453363
Build castle with 50-cal sniper rifle turrets
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>>576453363
Murica builds a whitehouse
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>>576453363
ROLLER COASTER
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>>576453363
bunker
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>>576453473
great minds think alike
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>>576453491
I would like to take back my Halloween costume shop idea and support this
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Build a armory for the muricans.
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>>576453363

Murica builds an RV and travels off to a far away land
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>>576453464
Fuck me dude
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Also build a grocery store.
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>>576453385
OK, OK. I like it. Could work as a fort.
>>576453427
Yes! Great idea, you're amazing!
>>576453464
Alright, fuck you man. =\
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How about a whorehouse.
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Wal-mart.
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>>576453820

Culture bro. Civillisations need culture - so they can grow intellectually and kill eachother cuz of religious diffences. duh
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What's op cooking up?
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>>576445702

>see

>>576441663

You cunt.
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>>576454041
So Walmart it is
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>>576454430
Meth
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Murica builds a robotics factory

They also sacrifice the weakest member of the group and eat her.
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>>576454530
Hell let's get a hobby lobby, we can use the cheap Chinese crap to make weapons. Plus it can fight the shreks over religion.
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>>576453385
>>576453427
>>576453464
Well done Townsfolk. I hope you're ready, because the zombies have thawed and it's now time for LEVEL 3: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

You hear the earth thundering from far away, and you still have no food. Maybe you can find some seeds scattered around the former site of the trees? Or pray for onions?
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murica ignores issue, sends 2 suicide bombers and blows the church up
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>>576454810
Shrekolytes place dildos in a circle and pray that they become magical lasso of truth
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>>576454810
Arm ourselves, pray for shrek to save us, plant seeds, kill zombies as they get out of water
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>>576454810

look for seeds BUT also drink seed - making a recycling of resources.
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>>576454810
Use the wood on fire to kill the zombies. As they cross.
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>>576454810
Hey wait, has the horse just been sitting there this entire time? It's not frozen or starved or anything? Is it tame?
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Dress some villagers as zombies and infiltrate zombie horde
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autists confirmed fastest to respond
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>>576455146
Kill the fucking horse man. Its a zombie.
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>>576454810
Have everyone hide in the bunker under the burned down building after luring the zombies into the dildo factory. Stone Cold Steve Austin will think the people are in the dildo factory and then have to face the zombies
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>>576455241
Not slutty zombies though, or they will get raped
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>>576455398
This
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The men get brainwashed by feminists and go make everyone a sandwich
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>>576454861
The 'Muricans sent their two best men to blow up themselves and the church, despite not having any bombs. They get murdered by the zombie horse on the other side of the river. The Shrekolytes have discovered Jerky technology, allowing them to ration their dead bodies even more effectively. The zombies have come out of the river and approach the Muricans, now outnumbering them. All the while, the STOMP, STOMP, STOMP of Steve Austin's approach quakes the very ground beneath them. Now what?
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>>576455779


Murica' takes the fire wood and uses it to bash the zombies.

The other town dresses some villagers as zombies and infiltrate zombie horde
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>>576455779
PRAY FOR ONIONS
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>>576452105
Faggot detected
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Pray to Jeff Goldblum
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>>576455814
thank fucking christ
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>>576455814
Someone not-retarded. Thank god.
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>>576455991
Damn it faggots I was saying this shit from the start.
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>>576456126
He only listens to the first to respond to his post. Be faster next time, faggot.
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Fuck you op. I've stayed up till 3 am for this shit
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Criticism is "public" is, it did not "reject" "uncovering" is a success verb, means more than simple denial. Look at the leaked e-mail, I allegation of the conspiracy Lord Jesus, will say clearly so. Therefore, for any of us go further more is not the real reason "rejection. "
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>>576456219
Yeah true that. I feel like the guy in the background that everybody ignores while society just crumbles kek.
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>>576456290
I hate you
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>>576456546
Criticism is "public" is, it did not "reject" "uncovering" is a success verb, means more than simple denial. Look at the leaked e-mail, I allegation of the conspiracy Lord Jesus, will say clearly so. Therefore, for any of us go further more is not the real reason "rejection. "
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>>576456840
OK, fuck it. I'll bite. What are you talking about?
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everyone kills themselves; it's now 10,000 years in the future, a bunch of ayy lmao aliens discovers the river sets up shop
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>>576455814
After a short but intense battle using their superior weaponry (flaming sticks of wood), all the zombies are burned and bashed to death, with a loss of 5 Muricans. Across the river, the Shrekolytes send a delegation to dress as zombies, but with no horde to infiltrate they're left wearing masks for no reason when STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN arrives on the scene and boy, he does not look happy! What even goes on?
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everyone kills themselves; it's now 100,000 years in the future, a bunch of ayy lmao aliens discovers the planet and just so happens to land in this specific area
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>>576457185
PRAY FOR ONIONS!!
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>>576457185
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They all make peace and fuck each other in the name of Shrek>>576457185
. They also take apart the Halloween store and use the metal to make guns for Steve Austin and zombie hordes.
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Everyone commit suicide
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>>576457196
Well we are fucked.
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>>576457185
That horse is gonna fuck Steve Austin up and turn him in to an omega-zombie and we're all gonna die. :(
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>>576457390
First one to respond not post. Pretty sure we're going to pray for onions.
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>>576457502
OP mentioned praying for onions in 2 separate previous posts. Pretty sure something great will happen if we pray for onions.
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>>576457026
I'm talking about Jimmy and support #GamerGate Pisces. Jimmy Wheals, and for us, and provides support in the face of SJW. He planned and our Lord Jesus, worship each fish Jimmy is cold.
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Top kek
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>>576457591
Oh if we pray for onions, surely Shrek will bless us.
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There is no praying for onions. Everyone has killed themselves.
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>>576457196
I DID NOT STAY UP FOR THIS ENDING, fuckin kill me now
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>>576457196
W-well, if that's really what you want anon-kun...

It is now 100,000 years after everybody committed suicide. Aliens land and see Stone Cold Steve Austin across a river, coexisting peacefully but intensely with his only other immortal companion, a zombified horse. they also notice a small mountain of dildos outside a 4 ft tall building. I wonder what they do?
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>>576458131
everyone takes a suck on steve austin's mammoth penis. sustenance for all! As a reward, steve austin kills the zombie horse
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>>576452293
This is actually the best thread I have ever seen in this god forsaken hell hole. I lost hard to this for some reason...
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BUILD THE AYY LMAO FACTORY, WHICH CREATES LIVING HUMAN BEINGS. +10 PEOPLE PER LEVEL SO FAR, AND 5 PER LEVEL AFTER IT IS BUILT.
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Kill themselves
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>>576458189
>ayy lmao factory
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>>576458161
i cant stop fucking laughing, if i had abs they'd be hurting right now
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>>576458131
OP you beautiful based faggot, you better be on tomorrow to make a new adventure...
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>>576458492
can't wait to see what drawing op is gonna make for that
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>>576458161
The aliens take turns suckling at Stone Cold's Steve Austin, and he is too distracted by the otherworldly pleasure to do anything about the horse. After 100,000 years, they're kind of bros anyway. The aliens replenish their depleted resources with Steve's sticky protein. Three more turns until fiery destruction rains on the town from above.
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>>576458971
BUILD THE AYY LMAO FACTORY, WHICH CREATES LIVING HUMAN BEINGS. +10 PEOPLE PER LEVEL SO FAR, AND 5 PER LEVEL AFTER IT IS BUILT.
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>>576458971
Giant Steve Austin destroys their ship
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Jeff Goldblum prayers
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>>576458189
^^^^^^^^^
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>>576458971
STEVE AUSTIN'S CUM HAS GIVEN THE ALIENS SUFFICIENT RESOURCES TO CONSTRUCT THE AYY LMAO FACTORY, MAKING 10 HUMANS PER LEVEL SO FAR AND 5 PER LEVEL AFTER IT IS CONSTRUCTED.
ONE HUMAN IS SACRIFICED TO STONE COLD PER LEVEL, FOR THE LUST RITUAL.
(they were a lust penis.)
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>>576459324
Concrete dome
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>>576458971
Op sure loves that fkin horse
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>>576459324
I fucked up, too soon
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>>576459378
i think there's something that's gunna happen with it in the future probs
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>>576459006
Well, they built the human-making AYY LMAO factory out of the pile of unused miniature dildos, and sure enough it began pumping out fully functioning alive human beings. However, after millenia of craving human meat, the Zombie Horse immediately bit the first human to come forth, who in turn bit the second, et cetera until the AYY LMAO factory was essentially just spitting out zombies. Most of the aliens retreated across the river bemused and concerned, but two stayed behind because they just love sucking Stone Cold Steve Austins wiener I guess. Two more turns until the world ends in flame.
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Build liberty prime
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Aliens build time machines so they can bring Murica' back before they killed themselves.

As the Murcians are confused at what happen they use their fire sticks and kill the illegal aliens for crossing their borders all in the name of freedom
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>>576459946
Steve Austin fucks the horse to make a new speciex
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>>576459946
Build the shrine of summon mirrorforce please op
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>>576459946
The horse and steve austin fuck and make a dildo, steve gets mad at the horse for being a cheating whore and takes the zombies and performs the lust ritual, and all the zombie-horse-austin children play in the now semen-filled-river.
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>>576460184
Oh, and the aliens get the factory working again, but more efficiently. It now produces 10 humans per minute, but they're all Danny DeVito.
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Sup /b/uilders
How about ideas of developing future technology?
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>>576460478
Or already did?
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>>576459959
ooooooooh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
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>>576459959
Sure, the aliens build a giant eyebeam robot from parts of their spaceship. Across the river, the zombies have multiplied into a goddamn horde, almost covering the land. Stone Cold rips apart any who might come near enough to harm his two blowjob slaves, and the world is only one turn away from fiery Surt, coming from the realm of Muspell to bring about Ragnarok and the end of all things.
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Aliens build time machines so they can bring Murica' back before they killed themselves.

As the Murcians are confused at what happen they use their fire sticks and kill the illegal aliens for crossing their borders all in the name of freedom
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>>576460932

we doomed :3
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>>576460932
BUILD SHRINE OF SUMMON MIRRORFORCE
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>>576461106
>>576461093
FOR MURICA
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>>576460901
Okay, OP. This is how we end the game.
The two aliens, overwhelmed by Stone Cold's selfless acts, signal the rest of their fleet. As the fiery Surt comes into the stone-cold dimension, the aliens appear and take stone cold and the whole village to the distant planet of omichron persei eight, where they meet up with futanari Lila, who becomes Stone-Cold's she-he-wife. The end
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>>576460932
GOD DAMNIT
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>>576460901
so is there an actual way to survive this game? what is the goal? Do you just make up new scenarios everytime and are you just bored now so you decided to end the game with the fiery death?
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>>576461276
Murica freedom will save the world
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>>576461343

Well anon fucked it up. Instead of using time machine to go back and survive - they brought muricans forward in time to the destruction of the world
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Zombie horse does for no reason
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>>576461827
Dies*
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OP kills himself and lets me go to bed
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All facories combine with the robot to form the 5th element. It destroys the fire and all zombie infection. The world is saved.
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>>576461827

Clearly zombie horse survives but is cleansed by the fiery fires of muspelheim and becomes the white horse, atually belonging to gandalfo the wizard
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>>576462114
NO fuck off I want to sleep
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OP got bored of us before he ended the game now it will be forever unknown what happens to our little civilization
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>>576460932
Welp.
The 'Muricans, once revived, immediately label their saviors as illegal aliens and capitally punish them, even mounting their heads on the flagpole outside their White House. Across the river, the Zombie Horse could bear the sexual tension no longer and forces his way into Stone Cold Steve Austin's mouth. Steve is relieved to discover the horse's true feelings for him, and they would surely live happily ever after METEORS WEREN'T FALLING OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY! EVERYTHING IN A 1,000 MILE RADIUS IS INSTANTLY VAPORIZED AS THE WORLD IS BURST ASUNDER AND THE PIECES ARE SENT HURTLING INTO THE SUN!


The Town Game is now over.
You lost.
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