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Hello /b/ you may remember me from >>576368325 Welp, a

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hello /b/ you may remember me from >>576368325
Welp, a promise is a promise.

Here it is for your viewing pleasure


>Background info
>Be me
>Be into grill
>She's allegedly into me
>Want to make her qt3.14 gf
>She asks me if "i'd be mad if she hooked up with some other guy at a halloween party"
>Reluctantly say i'm ok with it with retard level rationale
>Beg /b/ for guidance
>1/2 say gtfo she a ho 1/2 say quit being a fucking faggot and ask her to be with you for halloween
>Need to become alpha and overcome beta spaghetti mentality


And now the thrilling or not so thrilling conclusion
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So what are you gonna do OP, stay that beta fag? Or are you gonna man up and become alpha?
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if she wants to cheat man tell her to piss off, plenty more chicks out there that are actually loyal
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so whats the worse that can happen if you ask? You lose if you don't ask, as opposed to possibly winning????
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Awaiting response
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>>576416713
Good job OP, now hopefully she isn't a cunt
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>>576416713
GOD SPEED OP
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>>576416713
Give her one for me OP
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Good try OP. Don't be down, only good things will come of this.
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If you come over we can fuck ;)
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>>576416713
>"shit tier party"

now I see why you're single and on /b/ LOL FAGGOT
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>>576417158
WELP
At least you got that out of your head, eh ?
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>>576417158
Okay, ill acceot that so long as if you going to hook up with anyone its gonna be me
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>>576417158
go out with her to the party...? too much to ask?
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>>576417404
Nah we ain't done yet
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It's over man. She's not into you enough. You haven't made her want to be with you yet.
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>>576417158
>shit tier
Jesus Christ, the cringe
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>>576417430
This
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>>576417494
Well considering all the anons proposing to fuck you, I guess not
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>>576417576
maybe he just needs to send'r a classic dick pic.
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>>576417494
You're fucked OP, the only thing you can do is go out and fuck someone now. You can't even tell her you did because she won't believe it because you already made it apparent you don't have plans.
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>>576417460
Can't be done m8
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>>576417158
retard OP "shit tier"

go to party with her noob.
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Bring the party to your place.
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just go with her then you fucking retard
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>>576417752
Maybe. But she's just setting him up as a beta bux cuck. She doesn't masturbate with him in mind. He needs to flip the whole relationship on its head. Dick pic alone won't do that. Fucking other women might
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Dick pic
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Oh man this got all spaghettied and I can't stop laughing.

OP went HARD into a wall.
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You insulted her choice and used the term shit tier. You're a fucking tard OP
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>>576418408
I agree.
Dick pic, it always works.
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>>576417158

Right, now express mild disapointment, but nothing else. She missed her chance. Go out with friends or something and blow it out, post about it after the fact where it might reach her. If she inquires, embellish, do not offer an invitation for next time. For the actual next time, repeat the process.

Or pack up your line and fish somewhere else.
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op is kill
no
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navigating the shit storm
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>>576419139
I totallyv endorse this proposal as A1 quality
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>>576419479
too much spaghetti :(
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>>576419569
heil hitler
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>>576419569
Careful with how you answer this. This is the question she's been working up the whole situation for. You're gonna have to come clean, but not be clingy. Alpha, but not cocky.
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>>576419720
its enough to feed nigeria for months
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>>576419569
Don't be a beta arsehole.
Just tell her you don't care what she does then ignore her.
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>>576419569
Curt??? Wtf is wrong with you...Just say you'd be angry at her inability to see your rock hard dick is out waving at her, hoping she will take it's tiny girth whole
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>>576419139
>>576419569
Nevermind OP, you've ruined this forever. Learn from your mistakes and move on.
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>>576419569
say because you're fucking into her god damn. she's begging for it OP
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>>576419569
She begging you to tell her you like her?

Fuck that. Tell her you'd just prefer she not act like a slut.
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>>576420134
yes OP
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>>576419569
???????????
wtf? Stop making it worse!
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>>576420154
You never call a girl a slut in a normal convo retard they always get mad
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>>576420378
Dis. Stfu op, it's over.
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>>576420154
if she were just some chick i'd agree, but because OP is tryin to get it in you gotta be less arsehole
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Said I like her like a fuckin fag and id rather see her not get with another guy

waiting response

Any advice will be appreciated
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>>576419569

"Anna Molly, I want to plow your cooter, and I hate sloppy seconds."
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>>576420638
winrar lol

>>576420613
if she rejects you just get over her
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>>576420613
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU SEND ANOTHER TEXT UNTIL SHE'S REPLIED. I MEAN IT. EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T TEXT YOU BACK UNTIL AFTER FRIDAY, DO NOT SEND ANOTHER TEXT
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>>576420613
Dont be a faggot and tell her how you feel. worst possible scenario:
>Sorry i dont feel the same way
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>>576420868
best advice you are ever going to hear in your little life
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>>576420868

This OP. Very this. DO. NOT. TEXT. HER. AGAIN. UNTIL. SHE. REPLIES.
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>>576420935
>>Sorry i dont feel the same way
at this point it's almost guaranteed
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>>576420868
He's typing in caps, you must listen to this man op.
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>>576420868
I endorse this as well
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>>576420613
At this point Id work on building a time machine to erase your last half dozen or so texts from history.

But hey, god speed OP. You deserve points for the attempt at least.
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>>576419569
"Considering you're not my girlfriend, It's not reallyy my place to tell you not to, but if you have any respect for me, then you won't. But do what you want, you are single after all."
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>>576420613
The fuck do you want her to tell you?
Ask yourself that and then ask yourself if that's a realistic answer.
Things not looking for good for you and her OP :\
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Op stop being a pussy and fucking around, tell that bitch if she cheats it's over, no excuses.
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>>576421087
He's right you know
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>>576420868
Replied to what? She's waiting on his reply
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>>576420868
>>576421029
>>576421058
>>576421087
>>576421095

agreed, this shit is fucking gold

I have a rule, called "the rule of 3" where after 3 messages over any span of time i will never ever ever message again until i get a response

*unless im spamming on purpose
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>>576421058
Already fucked up

Lamented about how nice guys, such as myself, always finish last
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>>576421357
hahahaha SPAGHETTI
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>>576420868
This.
Also, for whatever reason you can't satisfy her sexually. She is interested in finding someone new. She thinks she can find someone better than you. You don't deserve that, you seem like you care about people a lot. You deserve someone who cares like that for you too. This girl might be chill and everything but if you continue to stay with her she'll keep hurting you like this.
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>>576421357
Oh you fucking retard. Now all is lost. Forget about her man, on to the next one. Learn from this
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Either she wants your dick, or she wants to go get some dick.

Looks like she already made up her mind. Deal with that fact or move on. It looks like a one-sided relationship already.
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>>576421357
God fucking damn it why are you even asking for advice if you aren't gonna take a breath and read it?
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>>576421357
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>>576421357
Facepalm
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>>576421357
Meh she's just another person you wanted to bang, just move on.
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>>576421306
Unless within those three texts, he blurts out that he's insecure about another guy. Then fuck all. Captcha: ounddedaa AVERAGE.
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>>576421357

Goddamnit OP. FFS.
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>>576421357
Oh dude no you didn't come on man. Post pics if you did.
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>>576421306
You're a beta faggot if you even have to get to 3 messages
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op has gone full spaghetti.
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>>576421357

You dumb fuck...
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>>576421357
>>576421480

The fuck is wrong with you OP?

Also HAHAHAHA SPAGHETTI
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>>576421095

Look man, much as I imagine I would dislike these punks in real life, they're saying the right thing - you text before she says something, you'll look like you're a tryhard, which makes the ladies drier than a popcorn fart.

Fact is, she's clearly in control of the situation. It even seems like she wants you to say something to dissuade her from the other guy. However, you gotta strike the balance between doing what she wants and not seeming like she's controlling you.
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>>576421357
you have got to be shitting me 2930
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>>576421357
post what you said
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OP IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING BETA I'VE EVER COME ACROSS. HOLY FUCK. MFW
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>>576421357
LOL
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>>576421357
>mfw
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dude you're just confirming her choice
she's put you in the friend zone
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>>576421971
This OP, now you have to post it
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>>576421357
pls be troll
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>>576421357

Oh good.

That was not petulant or whiny in the least.

Ya dumb.
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>>576421203
This is some sneaky reverse-psychology shit. But it could backfire, depends how direct she wants you to be.
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>>576421732
Nah I'm waiting for a response

Ay you faggots better calm down
No matter what shitstorm you weather, you can always shower off and be clean

Unless you fuck up and catch hepatitis
Which might be the case in this specific incident
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She gave you an in, OP. But you yammered on about "nice guy's finish last" bullshit and now to her you appear to be an insecure whiny bitch. It's a total turn off. I highly doubt you'll recover this one.

Learn from your mistakes, move on.
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>>576422325
Oh thank you I was going to be so embarrassed for you if you did.
Also good words of wisdom I'm keeping that.
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>>576422325
Don't try and justify your mistake. You've went and done fucked up, OP.
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>>576422325
"might be the case"
/b/ro, it's over. hepatitis infected spaghetti just fell out of your pockets.
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>>576422325
nice one OP
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Why did you stop posting screenshots fagget?
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"Sorry I was in the shower"
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>>576422457

Don't be a dick and blather bullshit you didn't do if you want our help, fuckstick.
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ITT: single beta faggots, telling a fellow beta faggot how to fuck up a situation, i could have this bitch sucking my dick by now
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>>576422325
thank you for the great laugh. This was just like watching a slow train crash.
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>>576422325

Awesome. Good twist you pulled there. Keeping my interest.

Although... isn't this carrying on a bit long to keep the momentum going?
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>>576422325
I suppose having a fox and grapes mindset is better than depression.
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>>576415507
Phaggot. How about you drop "well instead of some other guy why not me?" Better be free anon cause you're going to party.
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>>576422753
Fuck
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>>576422753
You're done for man. Give up.
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>>576422753
That's all she said to you saying you like her?
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>>576421357
Holy fucking spaghetti op why make a thread and have us help you if your just going to fuck it up
It would be a miracle if she is interested after that sorry but you dun goofed
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>>576422958
Look out OP she wants to whore around
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>>576422984
agree with this. move on and don't give her any attention.
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>>576422958

"u know what fuck them, lets hang out"
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You have no choice but to cuss her out now
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tell her being exclusive means not seeing other people but being able to datee doesnt mean you can hook up with any one you please
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>>576422958

"never said anything about being exclusive"

WHORE ALERT.
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>>576422958
>However we never said anything about being exclusive

THERE IS LIFE HERE YET. Look, STOP TEXTING. Call her and ask her out. If she says no, then then the bandaid is off and you can go on fucking up conversations with other girls. If she says yes, then lock that shit down.
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>>576422958
So you're not actually interested in me then? Take care then
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>>576422958
If she ain't exclusive she ain't the one. DEEZ HOES AIN'T LOYAL
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>>576422958
This is an easy fix dude literally just say your not interested if it's not exclusive you don't like haveing a thing with someone that's fucking other guys if she likes you she won't
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>>576422325
>Niga what you did was worse than aids and ebola put together
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>>576422958
Yeah, you're done for. Just tell her that you have no interest in that and leave it.

Also you sound like a faggot.
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>>576422958
Wow
Take a hint, she literally just told you "I like you, but you're not good enough for me to be exclusive with"
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>>576422958
Say: Well can we say something about being exclusive now?
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>>576422958
call her OP bitches get crushed over the phone but have heaps to say in text
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>>576423243
Yeah because asking a girl out over the phone after showing signs of jealousy is SUPER smart
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>>576423201
This. Call her a stupid slut tell her shes ugly. Text back in an hour apologizing girls love that alpha shit
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>>576422958
I swear to god op. Do not say you want to be exclusive.
>>576421203
Do this man, it makes you look like you don't care which is a turn on. Post results
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>>576423243
THIS and ONLY THIS.
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>>576422958
you are her current cock that will become a friend when she finds a real man.

Go to a party and nail some other slut op. You two arent exclusive and she wants someone else anyways.
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>>576422958
Alright op try to keep your cool and get the spaghetti back in your pockets. Tactical retreat
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Ignore her for a while and see what happens.
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>>576422958
this is your second chance bruh. do not reply blindly. listen to advice

i would suggest saying something like
"true, but how would you feel if I was fucking other chicks?"
or
"true, but I think we should be. I can always come hangout with you at the party".
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>>576423447
Hey your the faggot asking for advice were the pros
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>>576422958
Op we're trying to help. She is clearly into you hence "we" ignore and comment on shower. "That was a quick shower" wait for reply then drop "so what would it take for me to be at that party"
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>>576423447
You fucking nigger, I've been giving great advice throughout the thread. You wanted help, pay some god damn attention to it. Just fucking do what I say, this isn't rocket science.
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>>576423243
You are a virgin. What girl says yes over the phone
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>>576423597
HA PROS
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>>576423636
Uhhh
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>>576422958
This bitch is just looking for some FWB type shit man. She doesn't want anything "exclusive" with you. But is still interested in you.
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"Well, maybe it's time we talk about being exclusive."
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>>576422958
say that you're saying something now, bam
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>>576419569
>it might happen
or you could just close your legs for one night for the sake of the guy you're into.
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>>576423428
say mine op, trust me.
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>>576423428
second this
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>>576419569
You're telling me she passed up the opportunity to say "Okay, as long as I can be Anna Molly."? She's not worth it OP.
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>>576423720
Yes
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have her prove she just got out of the shower
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>>576423813
Her real name's not fucking anna molly that's an incubus song
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>>576423454
No it doesn't, it makes you look like a passive aggressive beta. You're saying you mind by saying you don't mind.
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>>576423720
say "do you"
easy tier
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>>576423720
"I would like that"
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>576423575
Fucking is too vulgar nobody said anything about fucking. And also he wasnt invited lol so obviously hes trolling or a loser.
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>>576423720
SHE ASKED YOU IF YOU WANT TO BE EXCLUSIVE
SAY "I WANT YOU"
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>>576423720
Its a trap! she wants you to say yes so she can say thats not what she looking for
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>>576423720
That filename though
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>>576423720

"Yes, I suspect I would."
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>>576423720
Yes I do.
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>>576423720
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>>576423720
yes god damn it, this is an open fucking door walk trough it you beta motherfucker
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>>576422958
tell her
>I don't care though I'm going to fuck you on halloween whether you like it or not
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>>576423720
Yes and you want that guy shes going with to piss off.
TIME FOR YOU TO BE ALPHA.
NO MORE OF THAT SPAGHETTI SHIT
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>>576423896
So what? that means she can't make the same joke with her actual name?
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>>576423720
The planets have fucking aligned, OP. You better say yes to that shit, you beta fuck.
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>>576423720
>Yeah, I would
Just that.
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>>576423978
SECONDED GOGOGOOGOGO OP GOGOGO GET THIS SHIT IN HERE


" I WANT YOU " no caps btw.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW OP IS CALL HER AND SAY YOU WANT HER TO COME OVER

NOW NOT FRIDAY FUCKING NOW!
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>>576423720
"Ill be curt, yes."
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why the fuck can betas not just say, "ayy babe I like you, wanna go out?" and then stop fucking texting until she replies
go do something til then you beta fuckwit
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>>576423998
THIS IS BEYOND TRUE
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"I just want to be with you, why can't you realize I'm trying to make an effort"
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>>Fuck Yes.
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Come on OP, for some reason I still believe in you, even if you are beta as fuck
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>>576424049
This guy knows his stuff. Women don't like lots of spaghetti, so give her the salami instead!
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>>576424242

too whiny.
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>>576423720
yes
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>>576423998
if so atleast he's free after
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i bet he fucks it up...
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>>576423907
Uh your an idiot if you think that what it makes me. I've used that line a thousand times and 8 times out of 10 I fucked them the next time we hung out
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>>576423720
"Yea but probably not with you if you still want to fuck around with other guys"
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>>576415507
Ask her the same question OP, just don't be a beta cunt.
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BE FUCKING STRAIGHTFORWARD YOU TARD.
Ugh. Like wtf do you want. She wants tp fuck and that's about it. If she doesn't want to be exclusive she better not be getting any emotional support, because SHE IS ON HER OWN. Fucking God.
She's slut tier and should be treated as slut tier.
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>>576424113
I took your advice and did it, awaiting response
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>>576424416
FUCKING THIS, OP PLEASE STOP BEING THIS MUCH OF A FAGGOT AND SAY THIS
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>>576424330
Yeah you right
"I want to be with you, fucking inbred twat"??
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>>576423720

dont be afraid to tell her how you feel man trust me chicks appreciate it. tell her youd like to be exclusive. if she doesnt invite you to the party that might be hard to fathom because shes gunna be out without you there. if she doesnt invite i suppose you could ask if you could meet up with them? unless shes gunna pull the whole "weeelll i want it to be a girls night out blah blah" then she might be a fucking moron who wants to fuck someone before she starts anything serious. maybe though
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can someone pls explain me why there's already an iOS8 and this fag is using iOS 4 tops?
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>>576423720
What do you want you retarded faggot
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FUCK SAY YES YOU FUCKING IDIOT JESUS CHRIST
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>>576417350
kek.
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>>576424461
dumbass you should have played her.

shoulda said something like
>no you're obviously not worth the time b/c you're not a honest companion
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>>576424461
Should have called her. That way she can't avoid giving you a fucking answer, and you could judge by her tone.
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ITT pussy ass beta fag who will either LOSE CUNT OR GET CHEATED ON. Op is gay as fuck. Send her my abs and tell her you know a nigga thatll veat that pussy good
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>>576424416
This OP, man up and get a nice grill like mine
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Send her asshole pics
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>>576424461
My nigga
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>>576424416
rolling. OP this is the only way. If you don't look many enough she will just cheat on you
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>Not exclusive
Where the fuck are you, Europe? Teach that bitch a lesson. Kissing ass won't get you respect. Tell her if she hooks up with some bitch at the party that she can find some other betamale to step on at night.
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>>576424461
OP just want you to know, if this doesn't work out.
There's an army of lonely anons ready to fuck you instead.
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>>576424461
this is gonna be good.
rdy for your balls to be handled firmly?
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>>576423720
say yes you fucker!
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>>576424416
OP we demand this as compensation for your faggotry
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>>576424442
Don't fuck me, anon
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>>576424515
At least 5
4 didn't have iMessage
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>>576424461
spaghetti averted? unless you replied "yeah *tips fedora* XD *le epic may-may" like the beta faggot you are
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>>576424461
smart fucking man
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>>576424887
Reverting to lurking, I've done what I can.
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>>576424515
IOS 4 and 8 are the same thing. Apple doesn't actually improve anything. Now, stop getting off topic, anon!
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>>576424887
WHY DID YOU ADD "DO YOU?"
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>>576424887
Godspeed OP
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>>576424887
ha.
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>>576424887
you're getting whipped bro, just saying....
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>>576424887
WHHYYYYYY

captcha: cruel dopipa
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>>576424887
WTF DID WE SAY TO YOU LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO? WAIT FOR REPLY YOU FUCKING MORON!!11
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>>576424887
FUCK YOU OP WE TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING SEND A MESSAGE AFTER YOU SAY IT. YOU STUPID BETAFAG
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>>576424403
I'm totally believing you here man. I'm sure you've fucked more woman than I could count.
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OP, what you've got to do now is text out each line of 'Like I can' by Sam Smith to her, that'll tell her how alpha you are, don't forget emojis to express yourself and xxx
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>>576424584
Hate to say it but this girl isn't a slut so treating her like a piece of shit probably wouldn't work

If i were fucking around I wouldn't hesitate to insult her
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>>576424887
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY
"DO YOU?"
it comes across as not alpha
he said "YEAH, I DO," and thats it
DONT SEND MULTIPLE TEXTS
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>>576424887
Two words too many.
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>>576425002
THIS.
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>>576424887
why the fuck would you ask? WE FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO
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>>576424461
OP listen. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE EXCLUSIVE WITH A GIRL LIKE HER.

She is not gf material, if she doesn't have a problem fucking some dude, even while seeing you as well, you hold her to that standard as well. Fuck this cunt, and I mean fuck her dirty, like that guy will do. That's all she's worth.

Tell her you don't give a shit if she fucks around, because that's all you'll do with her too. Why should you be offended
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>>576424887
dude op. god damnit. stop doing this to me.
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SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU ANON. BE PREPARED TO HAVE HEELS DUG INTO YOUR FUCKING EYES AS SHE STEPS ON YOUR BETA ASS
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>>576424887
my sides have skyrocketed to heaven
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>be me born in 1996, basically a faggot
>seeing this chick shes awesome!
>tells me shes been hooking up with another guy
>ouchmuhheart
>asks /b/ for advice
>dont take any of it
>fucks up only chance with gf who i clearly am whipped as fuck for
>dont call her because she'll alpha me

i can see OP crying himself to sleep after this sad sad display of cringe
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>>576424887
U dun goof'd, even if she ends up being yours she will 100% cheat on you.
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>>576425079
gonna use the "But not if you're screwing around with other guys" next after response
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>>576424887
beta male for fuck sake. your being to much of a soft bitch with her, make it fucking clear stop pretending to be an emo fucking kid and making her do the work, tell the bitch,


dont touch any other guy or anything we could have had is gone, one chance one opportunity
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ITT: social retardation
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>>576424887
Op you may be wondering how you fucked up.
you put her in control of the situation, where if you just said "yeah i do," you come across as assertive and not a whiny bitch
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>>576424972


uhhh GUI?

>>576424918

in any case im just hinting that if you're not smart enough to upgrade your phone and jailbreak it on iOS7 at least....

then how the fuck are you supposed to have the wits to charm up a babe named XTC, sorry i mean uh...Molly yeah

>probs why he's having this drama in the first place
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Oh god this thread
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>>576425271
this. either you get with her and fuck her like the dirty slut she is. Take that bitch for all she is worth, or find different poon
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>>576425189
loooooollllll
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>>576425123
Don't be an idiot. All girls are sluts, it's in their biology to go after all the best dicks they can. And treating a girl like shit always works. Look out for yourself, be selfish, and she'll swallow your cum for as long as you let her
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>>576425280
faggot see
>>576425312
for details
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>>576425280
DON'T.
She knows what exclusive means. don't treat her like a dumb child.
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>>576425079
I'm 24 an I've probably only fucked 12 but I've been with the girl for 3 years, I don't care if u believe me, just letting you know that it works on sluts like the OP is texting
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>>576425358
listen to him, its about control, never give her control, you're the male, you're running this show

capture: seamen glass
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>>576425251

Oh, that's what that was
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>>576425280
This is just a gee up yeah?
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I am beta but not as beta as op. kek
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>>576425528
This sounds bout right, OP listen to this
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>>576422325
>No matter what shitstorm you weather, you can always shower off and be clean
wow OP I like the spirit, atta boy you faggot

>Unless you fuck up and catch hepatitis
Which might be the case in this specific incident
you think, you think you are some fucking hilarious shit in /b/ huh, fuck off sideways you cocky ass piece of shit and go sell that extra chromosome
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Give me her phone number and I'd be exclusively fucking her on halloween...you can have her in November
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>>576425280
There is absolutely no hope for you my friend. Good luck and safe travels. Meanwhile, whilst my sides are in orbit, I shall try to retrieve them.

captcha: privilege Kingcum
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>>576425563
Well how do I put myself back into control, anon. Enlighten me
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OP remains beta
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>TFW i've been the guy the other guy doesn't want "her" to hook up with

I feel you OP, i really really do, it's an awful feeling.

That said, being that guy is probably the most satisfying feeling you could ever know.
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>>576425280
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE. YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE A BETA NOW GIVING HER THE FUCKING OPTIONS
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>>576425702
by texting a new grill
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>>576425280
to be fair you fucked up from the start, to soft on her, she is the sort of slut that enjoys being talked down to and made to think you have control. spineless beta faggot other cunt deserves her
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>>576425563
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>>576425702
State points, DIRECTLY, don't throw curve balls and don't leave things open ended with questions
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>>576425774
Yeah this
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>>576425280
Nigga no. You've asked her straight up if she wants to be exclusive. If yes then great. If no then just say it's cool, no hard feelings and move on.
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>>576425491
yea and get multiple side hoes.
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Im all in at this point. I gotta know! Fuk man! Lets do this!
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>>576425594
bruh
I'm laughing my ass off rn
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>>576425280
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>>576425702
Don't let her control you. You control you.
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>>576425702
first off
only text once
secondly
DONT GIVE HER OPTIONS
state what you want and thats it
ITS THAT SIMPLE
dont say "what do you think" or "do you?"
no questions, just STATEMENTS
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>>576425702
a small ultimatum my friend, "you can see me friday night and we can work all this shit out, or you can go to the party and we can leave it like this, i really dont give a fuck anna"
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>>576425938
Underrated post
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>>576425874
How come you the only nigga who realizes you can't just generalize talking aggressive shit
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>>576425702
Ignoring her, it's a bit harder to fix now, but she knows how you feel now and when she sees you being all alpha and cool without her, she gonna crawl back. Trust. Pic related
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>>576426041
fucking this.
ends it all in one and you leave her to decide what she wants. do it faggot beta cunt nigger jew lover
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>>576426125
Says the fucker asking
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>>576426160
dont ignore her. You just don't ask her questions, you make statements.
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>>576426041
I'm inclined to not trust you.... explain why I should
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>>576426041
too wordy. if he didnt give a fuck, he wouldnt waste time typing so many words. fail 0/10
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>>576426160

Only after she's crawled on a dozen dicks.
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>>576426041
>ultimatums
as much as hate using ultimatums, because they are unreliable. its probably the only way to save face after the massive betafaggotrey
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Touch her boob
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Tell her straight. 'I want to be exclusive.' Quit meandering
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OP ur so close
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Damn it op, shoulda listened

Captcha etitgua could
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>>576425271
OP, anon here knows his bitches.
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>>576426295
OP your spaghetti is showing
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>>576426282
I like this idea
she hasn't responded yet

What do /b/ros

It's not a good plan to just attack her with messages that would put me deeper in the shit

If she rejects me i'll probably just get a cocaine o
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OP seems like a cunt. I hope she fucks your dad.
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>>576426295
DUDE DID SHE EVEN REPLY? if no
YOU HAVE NO BUISINESS TEXTING HER!
WAIT FOR HER TO REPLY
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>>576426346
/thread
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>>576426295
thisguy.jpg
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>>576426125
He's a nice guy. He understands your feel.
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Holy fucking shit I thought I was clueless. OP takes it to another level
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>>576425702
HOLY SHIT OP, END YOUR SENTENCES WITH A PERIOD YOU BETA FAGGOT AND NOT A oh dear, i mean it's all up to you, i mean i like you and you can totally pound the shit out of me with a strap-on.

Girl: Do you like me
You: Yes, yes I do.
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>>576426041
This is also a poor choice.
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>>576426295
ARE YOU A FUCKING NIGGER? YOUR ACTING LIKE A DUMB NIGGER.
WHAT HE SAID TIES ALL THE LOSE ENDS YOU HAVE CAUSED UP. LEAVES HER TO FINALISE IF SHE WANTS YOUR MICRO DICK OR THE PROPER NIGGER AFRICAN DICK OF THE OTHER GUY DRESSED AS FUCKING SPIDERMAN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
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>>576425702
That's incredibly hard to do, to gain respect back and to show that you're a man, when you've already shown that you're a boy.

Don't be bitter, or whiney. The key is to simply not care about anything but you. Embody MEN.
Misogynistic
Eccentric
Narcissists

Make other plans for Friday, and tell her what he said :>>576426041

The only way to take control back, is to have her give it to you willing. If she says she's going to the party, she doesn't like you enough anyways.
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>>576426295
OP, I have a girlfriend, you never wan't to ask questions, you want to use statements and add on what you think they'd be in to. Like for example, I'm a Doctor, you look like you'd be an accountant. You don't ask, what do you do? You say something they can process. They will be like what makes you think that, it leads to more valuable, interesting conversation.
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>>576426125
Girls just want you to be straight forward. Say you do don't add to it. If she asks who you texting tell her that bitches name. Girls want what other girls want. Always remember that. Fuck that beta shit dude. Man up and take what you want.
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im so glad im not in OPs shoes cause i dont talk to girls
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>>576426475
Wait for a fucking response OP, don't fuck this OP by being a needy impatient twat, you're still in the race.
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>>576426475
send this
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>>576426309
OP says she's not sloot, if she likes OP even a little, it'll work. Doesn't work if she doesn't like him though, most shit doesn't
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>>576426475
have you ever gone fishing?
you have to wait for the fish to bite
in this analogy, the fish is the slut youre trying to bang. and your line is your stupid fucking texts
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NAH NAH NAH

I WANT EVERYBODY TO CHILL FOR A BIT AND LETS WAIT TILL OP CONFESSES...

HOW OLD ARE YOU BRAH?
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