Infomercial fail gifs please
Did someone say cheetos?
stupid people generally react to stupid products, they gotta make sure those rednecks at 3am are ordering this shit right? stupid compliments stupid
I can sort of appreciate that, but surely nobody out there is actually stupid enough to look at the dumb shit you see people doing on an infomercial and think, "Oh yeah well it really is a task closing my washing machine without shit going everywhere." I mean, people aren't REALLY that stupid, right? RIGHT?!
There was a great similar thread in /wsg/, so I've got a few I can dump.
I've got a few. Bootin'
Coulda had that V8.
Here's another one like it.
this happens to me a lot. not that many, cause I'm not a dumb cunt whole sends her existance buying tupperware, but like one of two. pisses me off.
they aren't. I think 95% of all sales of "as seen on TV" type shit gets sold as a last minute gift for christmas. At my supermarket they have a small 4 foot section of that crap, it hasn't sold at all in 9 months. All of it is heavily discounted
I'd make for great gore thread fuel.
I wonder if she squirts the last drop out of other things to
I'm sad that kids today will never enjoy the casual racism that we took for granted back in my day
Why's it gotta be like that?
There are people that stupid and oblivious though, unfortunately. Generally the ones that can't think for themselves(most likely a somewhat big % in america alone). I'd like to think there is a bigger majority for real thinkers though. Fat middle age people(Especially the females) are the dummies I've noticed.
sometimes, it definitely is not the norm unless you count subway or something i guess, they make pretty fat sandwiches. Americans eat normal portions unless they have no self control and that concept goes for anywhere else that has easy access to food.
They're typically not that big. That's just a ridiculous sandwich.
Uh, A knife is a WEDGE, right idea, wrong implementation.
Didn't read the thread, sorry if I post any doubles.
This was actually a thing in Japan...
>I'm sad that kids today will never enjoy the casual racism that we took for granted back in my day
ahh memories. the days when people didn't give a fuck or realize what they were doing. ignorance really was bliss. we lived in golden times, my friend. golden.
Pretty sure you just named the three healthiest things for a human body.
Grains, Dairy, and Protein.
Eating 1600 calories of those three things a day, with no filler, bullshit, or soy while maintaining a base level active lifestyle will leave you fit and healthy.
Do you even nutrition?
Nice and refreshing for late 2012 any way
do you have any rubber WALRUS PROTECTORS??!
No, you sound like one of those anti-science faggots.
Whole wheat potato bread, roasted turkey, and pepper jack is fucking delicious. And it's good for you. Eat some strawberry yogurt on the side with it, and it's a mother fucking lunch that'll keep you going through out the day!
People like you are so fucking gullible to follow along with what ever new age fad there is, and then call sensible people mindless idiots.
Fuck here, dude just pissed me off after I gave him some good advice.
You're not doing anyone any favors
Thats way funnier of you read it in Strong Bad's voice
>Yeah man, its like seven whole bags of cheesy-grade cheesy poofs
>Using any -pill word outside of /pol/
She misses the glass at the beginning and some of it hits the table.
It was fucking terrible, you little shit-bird. Worse than Napalm to a vietcong, she got fucking soda on a playing card in the middle of their game.
Now everybody is gonna know who's got that card. Their whole family game night is fucked. I hope her entire family disowned her.
Speaking as a Canadafag I ain't never seen bagged milk
I'm sure it wasn't that spastic, though. "Here, let me pass this soda from my right hand to my left right over my keybFUCK."
Best fucking episode.
Call the poliiice...
She a failure of a housewife. I'd tell her to get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, but she'd probably set the house on fire by buttering bread.
You have the only excuse, im Albertan born n raised, from Red Deer, living in shithole Ontario, where if you have jugs in your fridge people think youre some kind of illegal alien
>I can tell you are from reddit
Not from reddit. I just have a life. I don't spend my time on the computer looking at youtube videos discussing conspiracy theories and read articles with no credibility or sound research. Get a life. Stop living in fear. THAT is what they really want.
It's like all of these people suddely develop palsy or some motor cortex disorder whenever they're carrying food. Hmmm, maybe it's their subconcious trying to tell them that a diet based on corn sugar isn't terribly good for them. That ot they're all retards.
I don't think the vast majority of sales are people that are stupid to the point of doing this shit regularly or thinking they're in danger of doing this shit.
I think the vast majority of purchases of As Seen On TV shit is from impulsive buyers who can't exert control on their spending habits.
One of my grandma's was like that. She wasn't stupid, she just bought a terrible amount of random crap for the hell of it.
I watched like this
more like CHOCOLATE PIE
She does have that motion down to a tee.
Darn you. I wanted to post that one
>pedobear is dark humor
Ha, I'm almost running out of them anyway. Didn't think this thread would've lasted as long as it did.
BC born, Alberta raised. Just a ways south of Edmonton
>pretending this is a problem
Guess we'll have to find the commercial to know for sure
If I remember correctly, this was accompanied by the guy saying something like "Is your knife as ineffective as a door stopper?"
Which is funny, because the wedge was actually starting to cut the bread. Once the person realized it was cutting, she rotated it.
This one ties it all up together. This was some good bread anons, until next time.
>Under rated thread is under rated.
this guy is the fucking worst at painting like ive only ever painted twice and we never had this happen. he doesn't need an infomercial product, he just needs to not paint anymore.
Thats the magic of advertising my friend