Infomercial fail gifs please

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>>576056258

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Did someone say cheetos?

>>576057897
i like how she's just like "it's not my fault, you know these damn soda bottles."

Why do they even do that stuff?

>>576057897
this place I used to teach english, this happened so many times that they had to make a rule on where to pour drinks

>>576058273
stupid people generally react to stupid products, they gotta make sure those rednecks at 3am are ordering this shit right? stupid compliments stupid

>>576058264

"No one can pour these damn things, and that's just the hell we all live in."

>>576057897
look at the other glasses. bitch isn't even pouring out the right drink.

>>576056258
I. Need. More!!!

>>576059150
aww shit, mom is gonna fuck you up.

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>>576058041

>>576058723
I can sort of appreciate that, but surely nobody out there is actually stupid enough to look at the dumb shit you see people doing on an infomercial and think, "Oh yeah well it really is a task closing my washing machine without shit going everywhere." I mean, people aren't REALLY that stupid, right? RIGHT?!

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There was a great similar thread in /wsg/, so I've got a few I can dump.

>>576056258
this thread is underrated as fuck

>>576059645
I was going to say neither then call you a fag or something but I watched the gif again... Uncanny.

>>576060314
It's so good

>>576057137
what in the fuck

>>576060314
nice

>>576060987
SNL

somebody post moar pliss

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Last one.

>>576060636
fucking filename

The "Thanks Obama" ones are hilarious, more!

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>>576056258
I've got a few. Bootin'

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>>576062323

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>>576062551

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>>576062820

>>576062551
I was giggling at this thread then I found this. holy shit I'm almost crying this is some top tier shit right here

>>576058041
holy fucking kike

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>>576062306
Coulda had that V8.

>>576063128
oh god no

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>>576063128

>>576063260
Here's another one like it.

>>576059150
>>576064138
Hhhhhhmmmmmm

>>576061839
this happens to me a lot. not that many, cause I'm not a dumb cunt whole sends her existance buying tupperware, but like one of two. pisses me off.

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>>576064138

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>>576064518

>>576064972

We should get him a table saw

>>576059805
they aren't. I think 95% of all sales of "as seen on TV" type shit gets sold as a last minute gift for christmas. At my supermarket they have a small 4 foot section of that crap, it hasn't sold at all in 9 months. All of it is heavily discounted

>>576056476

Hopefully this add was selling tv trays?

>>576057201

Must
Make
One
Trip

>>576057453

Was that remote under the bowl?

Duuhh I didn't think it would fall

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>>576064972

>>576065639
I'd make for great gore thread fuel.

>>576057897
i love how everyone reacts like she's just poured scorpions all over the table

>>576060636

portalsupriseparty.gif

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>>576066308

I wonder if she squirts the last drop out of other things to

>>576062092
no they're really not

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>>576066308

>>576063837
[GIGGLING LOUDLY]

>>576067198

No bags in da hood

>>576067198
that's what happens when you try to make cereal and fap at the same time.

>>576067198
that's what you get for making breakfast and jerking off at the same time.

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>>576067198

>>576067402
fucking wizard

>>576067402
>>576067424
hivemind

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>>576067545

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>>576067198

>>576067975

I was expecting her to pull the toilet outta the floor

>>576068335
I love how the birch blames the hammer, like "shit, hammer, what have you just done"

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>>576067975

>>576068684
Dumb birch

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I'm sad that kids today will never enjoy the casual racism that we took for granted back in my day

>>576056258
/r/wheredidthesodago

>>576069332
dude, i knew this birch once. dumb as a fucking tree.

>>576067975
Dude, I love you. I´m having such a shitty day and these gifs made me smile.

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Why's it gotta be like that?

>>576070010
I'm getting so butthurt over these motherfucking chomp-chomps.

>>576070010
hes gonna kill himself

>>576059805
There are people that stupid and oblivious though, unfortunately. Generally the ones that can't think for themselves(most likely a somewhat big % in america alone). I'd like to think there is a bigger majority for real thinkers though. Fat middle age people(Especially the females) are the dummies I've noticed.

>>576059550
is she kill

>>576063128
do americans really eat sandwiches that big?

>>576070993
sometimes, it definitely is not the norm unless you count subway or something i guess, they make pretty fat sandwiches. Americans eat normal portions unless they have no self control and that concept goes for anywhere else that has easy access to food.

>>576060082
"good work, now suck me off before half-time is over"

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>>576069085

>>576070993
They're typically not that big. That's just a ridiculous sandwich.

>>576070993
Of course not. Sandwiches are somewhat healthy.

KEEP EM COMIN!!

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>>576071837

>>576072410
WUt?

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>>576072410

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>>576072410

A doorstop?

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>>576072410
Uh, A knife is a WEDGE, right idea, wrong implementation.

hamburgle harder

>>576072196
Gluten, Cheese, Meat

TOTES HEALTHY BRAH THE SCIENTISTS ON TV SAID SO!

>>576070993
do they really ask questions that dumb wherever you're from?

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>>576072715

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Didn't read the thread, sorry if I post any doubles.

>>576059894
excellent

>>576073192
>vegetarian fag detected

>>576073821
That looks like legit rekt.

>>576074074
Nah I only buy my meat straight from my butchers. Enjoy your nitrates faggot.

>>576073697
This actually does happen

>>576069085
bitches need finesse

>>576070993
that many fillings/toppings, just not that much bread

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>>576073697

>>576074749
snappy fapper more like

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>>576074974

This was actually a thing in Japan...

>>576074749
Taliban airlines?

>>576073697

>Hand Soap
>Dishwashing

>>576069392
>I'm sad that kids today will never enjoy the casual racism that we took for granted back in my day

ahh memories. the days when people didn't give a fuck or realize what they were doing. ignorance really was bliss. we lived in golden times, my friend. golden.

>>576075216
doesn't surprise me

>>576074749

Might as well convert to muslim

>>576075404

I miss Ren & Stimpy :(

>>576075236
momthefbiishere.gif

>>576075260

'Taliban Airlines'

"A flight to the great beyond"

>>576075216

Shit was this before privacy screens?

>>576062820
Women

>>576073192
Pretty sure you just named the three healthiest things for a human body.

Grains, Dairy, and Protein.

Eating 1600 calories of those three things a day, with no filler, bullshit, or soy while maintaining a base level active lifestyle will leave you fit and healthy.

Do you even nutrition?

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>>576075523
me too :(

>>576059924
/this
I'm laughing way more than any ylyl i've seen lately

>>576075981

Yea cuz every YLYL is the same shit over and over, this is nice and refreshing.

God bless teh boot'rs

>>576075907

YOU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIOT!

>>576068335
what was she even doing? There was no nail around.
>I really should test how durable my walls are...
>THIS FRAGILE?!?! thanks hammer

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>>576074924

>>576075712
>Not again!
kek

This thread is making me rage so hard

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>>576076215
Nice and refreshing for late 2012 any way

>>576071530
didnotexpect/10

>>576059894
Lost @ Thanks Obama

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>>576076291

>>576056476
this was actually a commercial for floors

>>576075549
Is this how he died?

>>576075884
Gluten =/= grains
cheese = healthy proteins with no issure!
sandwich meats delicious nitrates!

you are bluepilled as fuck

>>576075904
God. I wish infomercial land were a place. You could have sex with anyone, they'd be so easy to manipulate. And they're all models.

>>576074924
Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing?

>>576057342
HAHHAHA "Fuck this milk." - Dad

>>576057897
This is there best one, she actually poured it inside the glass, everyone reacts like it's fucking nitro-glycerin

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>>576076964

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>>576076254
do you have any rubber WALRUS PROTECTORS??!

One of the best threads period>>576056258

>>576074343
It is. Dude was trying it live and it failed. Youtube dat

Its 5.34 in the morning, but I can't go to sleep till this thread is alive.

>>576060636
dude its the car from pokemon snap all over again

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>>576077624

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>>576077794

>>576075216
I'd wear that at home shit looks cozy

>>576077146
No, you sound like one of those anti-science faggots.

Whole wheat potato bread, roasted turkey, and pepper jack is fucking delicious. And it's good for you. Eat some strawberry yogurt on the side with it, and it's a mother fucking lunch that'll keep you going through out the day!

People like you are so fucking gullible to follow along with what ever new age fad there is, and then call sensible people mindless idiots.

>>576078237
are you serious

>>576078314
both of you faggots are cancering this thread

>>576078237
do you even thread, you nigger?

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>>576078524
Fuck here, dude just pissed me off after I gave him some good advice.

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>>576077862
>>576056258

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>>576078219

>>576078314
you really are a mindless faggot who has been completely brainwashed by jews

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>>576077146
You're not doing anyone any favors

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>>576078237
Thats way funnier of you read it in Strong Bad's voice
>Yeah man, its like seven whole bags of cheesy-grade cheesy poofs
>Aawwwww

>>576069584
She's having a more shitty day than you

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>>576077146
>Using any -pill word outside of /pol/

Fuck off.

>>576070993
No..that's just an exceptionally large sandwich.

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>>576079147

>>576079051
kekek

>>576068335
>hits wall with hammer
>"why the fuck is there this hole in the wall"

>>576069085
for autistic egg crackers

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>>576079734

>>576077421
She misses the glass at the beginning and some of it hits the table.

It was fucking terrible, you little shit-bird. Worse than Napalm to a vietcong, she got fucking soda on a playing card in the middle of their game.

Now everybody is gonna know who's got that card. Their whole family game night is fucked. I hope her entire family disowned her.

>>576075549
Died he did?

Archived

http://4archive.org/b/thread/576056258

>>576067391
americans don't have bagged milk canabro

>>576077146
>Nitrate
>NO3
>Nitrogen and Oxygen

>literally breathing that all day

nice try faggot go shove a carrot up your ass

>>576080130
Lol I've fucking done this

>>576080448
nice work

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>>576080130

>>576077259
As a relatively posh Brit who's spent a lot of time state side, I can say this land exists. Just fewer models, more fatties.

>>576080618
Thanks, I've been lurking this whole time but have nothing to contriboot

>>576077146
Looks like you're the one who takes the the blue pill.

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>>576080524
Speaking as a Canadafag I ain't never seen bagged milk

>>576075904
What the fuck you say to me?
Fuck you chips

>>576057137
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

>>576080971
Nova Scotia?

>>576080458
>what the..... there's cat shit in here! Gross!

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>>576080662

>>576080130
I'm sure it wasn't that spastic, though. "Here, let me pass this soda from my right hand to my left right over my keybFUCK."

>>576057897
There was extra anal at the Jones residence that night. That's right. Uncle Steve was over. That little boy never saw it coming.

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>>576077686
Best fucking episode.
Call the poliiice...

>>576057897
She a failure of a housewife. I'd tell her to get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, but she'd probably set the house on fire by buttering bread.

>>576070993
If possible yes although the bread cheese and meat are very shitty in that particular sandwich

>>576078314
kinda like athiests

>>576062306
Fucking grandma

>>576079154
Stop messing this thread up. You're going full on autistic over a sandwich.

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>>576081174
Alberta

>>576058041
What the fuck is that thing?

>>576078314
>>576079203
>>576079598
>>576080540
>>576080912

Good goyim, keep repeating: I am free.

>>576081334
Was a reply to
>>576080597
Replying to the wrong comment, now that's one thing I've never seen on an informercial.

>>576057342
whoa the kid's red cup switches hands

>>576067749
Fagmind

>>576081574
>waited for 15 minutes to respond to me

I can tell you are from reddit

>>576081619
hahaha what an atrocious and redundant piece of crap.

>>576081619
You have the only excuse, im Albertan born n raised, from Red Deer, living in shithole Ontario, where if you have jugs in your fridge people think youre some kind of illegal alien

>>576075038
he tried

>>576057137
Fuckin lost

>>576067402
>>576067424

FUCKING NICE

>>576081619
A fucking bowl with cup holders? Fucking sign me up

>>576081801
"Look I know she's really annoying, but look at her, we all know how she got that job Bill."

>>576068123
I was about to say "FUCK, TYRONE" then I saw you beat me to it. Good work.

>>576066908
While I do appreciate dark humor like that's, save it for the loli threads m8

>>576067975
>milf creampie?

>>576082386
as a male I can attest to the complete anatomical accuracy of this

>>576081936
>I can tell you are from reddit
Not from reddit. I just have a life. I don't spend my time on the computer looking at youtube videos discussing conspiracy theories and read articles with no credibility or sound research. Get a life. Stop living in fear. THAT is what they really want.

>>576062323
It's like all of these people suddely develop palsy or some motor cortex disorder whenever they're carrying food. Hmmm, maybe it's their subconcious trying to tell them that a diet based on corn sugar isn't terribly good for them. That ot they're all retards.

>>576070721
I don't think the vast majority of sales are people that are stupid to the point of doing this shit regularly or thinking they're in danger of doing this shit.

I think the vast majority of purchases of As Seen On TV shit is from impulsive buyers who can't exert control on their spending habits.

One of my grandma's was like that. She wasn't stupid, she just bought a terrible amount of random crap for the hell of it.

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>>576067975
I watched like this

>>576081531
It ain't new age to not believe in silly stories

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>>576082583
more like CHOCOLATE PIE

>>576063837
GOOD LORD

>>576082614
>that massive buttmad at being called out correctly

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>>576081334

>>576082705
She does have that motion down to a tee.

>>576083067
>buttmad
Except not

>>576067975
Would have been better if she had some huge titties bouncing around in a halter top as she pumped the shit outta that shitter.

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>>576083168
Darn you. I wanted to post that one

>>576082593
Top kek

>>576083368
>it never ends

you have to be literally retarded to make these mistakes.
and even more retarded to buy the product

>>576081619
Born and raised in Edmonton over here

>>576060314
always gets me

>>576056258
Goddamnit I need to sleep.
You started something great today OP, funniest thread I've seen in months. Fanks m8

>>576084041

no way. really? wow. and here i was thinking I never learn anything new on 4chan. it's been an amazing day.

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>>576082464
>pedobear is dark humor

>eternal summer

>>576060314
Holy shit, dying

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>>576083168

>>576083405
Ha, I'm almost running out of them anyway. Didn't think this thread would've lasted as long as it did.

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>>576084124
BC born, Alberta raised. Just a ways south of Edmonton

>>576084223
>The hero /b/ deserves

>>576066345
Your comment made it even funnier.

>>576078219
Is that for some infomercial on how to not be a stupid blonde cunt?

>>576084124
Born and raised in West Philadelphia over here

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>>576084413
>pretending this is a problem

>>576084795
on the playgrounds is where you spent most of your days?

>>576084932
The problem is that she's covering up.

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>>576085145
Guess we'll have to find the commercial to know for sure

>>576085034
oh you think that's funny cause I'm black?

>>576082386
MODS,MODS,MODS!!!

>>576058041
Its a real life Kyle broflovski's mom.

>>576080971
holy shit
why

>>576085230
i can only find this voiceover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KsF6khzsUU

>>576072410
If I remember correctly, this was accompanied by the guy saying something like "Is your knife as ineffective as a door stopper?"

Which is funny, because the wedge was actually starting to cut the bread. Once the person realized it was cutting, she rotated it.

>>576085353
Nigger

>bel air joke
>laughinggirls.jeepig

>>576063128
why would you make sandwich THAT fucking big and then try to cut it? just fucking eat it. god damn

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This one ties it all up together. This was some good bread anons, until next time.

>>576085932
Bravo. Bravo.

>>576082386
I have the weirdest boner right now

>>576063128
She was cutting it just fine until she started moving to the side for fome stupid reason

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>>576059924
>>576075981
Seriously.

>Under rated thread is under rated.

Eat my shit Scott

>>576086697
this guy is the fucking worst at painting like ive only ever painted twice and we never had this happen. he doesn't need an infomercial product, he just needs to not paint anymore.

>>576086780
sorry
meant to start a new thread

>>576086884
Does he even hit it or is the gif just such a low framerate

>>576086935
don't judge.. he's probably a very talented autist

>>576057897
But she didn't spill it...

>>576086884
>mfw listenin to tunes and this gid syncs up with it perfectly

>>576085630
not enough people have the 'beetus

>>576086538
I tried to deselect it

>>576085720

lol, best voiceover.

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>>576087308
Thats the magic of advertising my friend

>>576060082
Hey I was saving those bitch. Learn your place

>>576066308

You have to know theres a guy under there with his dick in a toothpaste tube stuck through a hole

>>576074605
she tried ONE