Tell me, /b/, what do I text my Mom?
"I Want a huge cup of your female ejaculate in my face. Please mom, let me fill your fartbox with semen and watch you shit it onto your own face. oh , and some milk please."
It will be funny
Let's get serious for a minute. I want to penetrate you hard and deep. Let me be the father of your inbred retard baby. You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this.
SHIT IM SO SORRY MOM, my friend got a hold of my phone and started texting weird shit.
Anyway, can you pick me up some of your vagina from the store?
No mom I meant to send it to you. I find you extremely attractive and I would love to place my seed in you tonight. Please mom I thought about this for a long time and I really want to show you my love.
Mom i'm a faggot, forgive me
>implying anything on 4chan is real
Send her this faggot
All you have to do is add yourself as a contact and delete the double messages
How old is your mom OP?
Let's keep this going.
everyone exept him is a faggot
ok, everyone, he is confirmed a faggot
we didnt get our winrar
plot never intesified
op pussied out
nothing to see here
now i want ur dad to kick ur faggot ass
Look mom you are going to get the dick tonight no matter what. Either you spread them legs and let me in willingly or I will be raping your tight asshole.
if you pussy out, send her this and say "im ready to go if you are?
Can anything top this?
OP you're a fucking faggot stop fucking texting yourself you attention-whoring cunt
GG NO RE
OP just trolled the fuck out of us
Let me spell it out for you: suck my balls, Im running away!
FAGGOT OP SEND THE DICK PIC OR I'LL RAPE YOUR DREAMS
Look mom you are going to get my dick no matter what. Either you are going to spread them legs and let me get some of the sweet nector or I'm going to shove my dick so far up your ass whoever can pull it out will be called king arthur.
Look mom, lrts just mess around one time and see if you like it. Im really into eating milf asshole and getting pegged, you fucking me with a strap-on. If you want I've been saving my money and I can give you $1500 plus ill buy an 8 ball of coke. What do you say?
do it, fuck wit
I'm going to dox u on pastebin in t- 5 minutes
choose to do us justice and all i do is talk to ur mom.
Don't do us justice, and i talk to ur dad send him the conversation with my dick as ur pic.