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How do i get a black girlfriend /b/?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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How do i get a black girlfriend /b/?
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bananas
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Offer her a melon
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>>575775667
be black
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>>575775667

You aquire black "girlfriends" at the zoo.
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>>575775667

First, find that rarest of all things: an intelligent negress.

If she's intelligent, that means she's a lesbian.
If she's still young, that means she hasn't yet accepted her homosexuality and, therefore, is willing to attempt a relationship with an intelligent & sweet white guy.

Eventually she'll leave you and embrace fully her lesbian ways, but at least you'll have tasted brown sugar.
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Pop some KFC on your doorstep, black chicks inbound.
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There just something about a black girls ass that just turns me on.
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>>575775667
easy
just seriously lower your standards
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The question you're actually asking is: How do I demean myself and acquire STDs at the same time?
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>>575776483
The fact shit stains aren't so visible?
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Honestly, the same way you would get a white girl. Confidence and all that whatnot. Just don't be afraid to approach them and you've a good chance
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>>575775667

Well I for one think you are very sweet and wish you all the success in the world.
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Sell crack
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You don't want black women. Black man reporting in....just fucking trust me.
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How could you not want to play with this?
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>>575777232

Why is that?
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>>575777232
nigger
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>>575777570
ugly fake boobs turn me off
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>>575777570
just wana suck on dem cocoa puff nipples
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im mixed. does that count for you op?
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>>575777232
what about the rare articulate, pretty black girl who basically gets accused of "acting white" by the other blacks.

An Aisha Tyler type.

There are a couple of these on my huge college campus. They are usually Jesus Freaks, but man I'd love to fuck one.
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you get a black girl friend the same way you get a white one.
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>>575779283

are you female?
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>>575779283
mixed girls are usually prettier than black

post your face
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>>575779676
hanging around playgrounds with candy?
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>>575775667

go to the zoo or prison
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>>575779924
not black and white
hispanic and black
and I can't. I have friends that lurk. They'll know its me and that is one thing I don't want to deal with...
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>>575780152

post body pics then?
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>>575780040
TOP KEK AMRITE?
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>>575780308
how is that gonna help
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>>575780965
Oh lawdy.
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>>575780965
would impregnate/10
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>>575780965

Wow. I would certainly date you.
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dem curves
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>>575781458
>>575781280
>>575781092
that sad moment when it won't happen irl...
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>>575780965

Better ass pic?
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Approach a black girl you're attracted to and ask her out. See what develops.

Get on the Googles and search "black women white men" or "swirl". There is an entire community of black women out there that are looking for you too.
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>>575781810

Heh :(
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Why are white woman so ugly, /b/?
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>>575782031
>single black women on the internet

Not a one under 200 pounds, m8
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>>575781810

B-but we can pretend r-right?

Where is IRL for you?
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buy one
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>>575781850
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>>575782202
Applies only to murritards
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Smoke weed everyday
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>>575782374
i mean i do like hooking up and stuff
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>>575782452

Yup id make you my sex slave
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>>575782209
I love me some dark chocolate. Damn
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>>575775667

tell her you have enough money for child support
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>>575779924
>mixed girls are usually prettier than black
never.
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>>575782629

Where are you from?
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>>575782629

So tell us some stories.
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The question is

>how do you fuck a black chick without getting AIDS?
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>>575782209

I didn't suggest that you'd find dating sites, old chap. Have a gander and you'll soon see what I'm talking about old bean.
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>>575775667
You buy their love with food stamps and scratchy lotto tickets
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>>575782801
99% of pure black females are scary hideous
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>>575780040
> this guy knows what's up.
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>>575782859
>old bean
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>>575782629
spread those cheeks
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>>575782828
east coast best coast
>>575782832
idk i don't have very many. not good ones anyway.
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>>575776629
omg dis post neds moar likes
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>>575775667
be black
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>>575782629
Great body! Reminds me of my ex, she was black and Asian.
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>>575782629
What class of latino? For that ass I bet some Indian, not full castizo. Hablas EspaƱol?
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>>575783129
Same Northeast?
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Usually primates go for bananas. This African breed of primate will respond to watermelon and fried chicken stimuli in addition to bananas. Specimens generally dwell in urban areas, it's usually dangerous environments. Bring a weapon
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>>575777232
>/b/ not going mad that a nignog is posting
even chemo wouldn't work now
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>>575783269
thanks i think haha
>>575783329
dominicana y boricua
cuando necesito si
>>575783343
yup
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>>575783619

Oh shit. NY, NJ or PA?
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>>575783568

> Calling someone out without a time stamp
> "Even chemo wouldn't work now"
> Implying you've been here long

Kill yourself.
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Make sure your dick is fried chicken. She'll slobber on that all day.
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Black girl in my class
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>>575783932
ny...
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>>575780134
Nailed it
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>>575784097

Damn. We could have fucked.
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>>575783142
back to reddit you raging faggot
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because university educated, lutheran, libertarian, non-obese, sans-ebonics, ones are only fiction
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>tfw holding black girl in my arms while reading this thread
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Go to a foreign (and black) country where Whites are rare. There should be at least a few hot ones that will adore you because they never see al lot of them. Stage 2 is fuck everyone that you can and then get the fuck out of there.
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>>575784097
Is your pussy black?
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>>575784631
no
>>575784623
pro plan
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>>575776794
This. That is how I have my current girlfriend who happens to be Black. They may come from a different culture, but the rules of picking up a woman don't change because she is Black.
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>>575784776
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>>575775667
Beat your white girlfriend mercilessly
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Honestly, I think it'd be funny to offer a black girl a banana and ask her out to KFC.
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>>575785172
can you please do this and post results?
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>>575784623
Remember condoms brup, also best country for this would be Brasil or Rep.Dom. Don't bother with Africa, it's easy to bang for free, but they can be pretty clingy and normally are infested with STD.
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>>575783619
Black and Dominican I'm sorry for your hair
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>>575775667
It aint worth the time, bro. You gotta be more alpha than the most alpha white man to get her and then chimp out every once in a while to keep her
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>>575784776

C-can you post more pics of your banging body?
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>>575775667
Be white, have money, be willing to take care of some hood ape's child.
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>>575784396
>lutheran, libertarian

Uh, fuck that. The rest, while rare, do exist.
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Ill never understand why any one would want to date a black girl.

They're the fucking worse. I'm a black guy whose white friend got robbed of 1k because he "fell in love" with a black chick.. Don't most of you realize they see you as a easy meal ticket?

Yeah the sex is great but I wouldn't date a black chick.
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>>575785636
Well uh...that's like your opinion, man
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>>575782031
This

>>575782209
Trust me, all kinds of black women only date white or hispanic men.
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>>575785364
k brb
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hang out at KFC
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>>575785774
>white friend got robbed of 1k because he "fell in love" with a black chick

green text that story, home boy
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>>575775667
put some rims on your car, even if its a piece of shit. saw it on national geographic, nigger bitches love that shit
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>>575785378
Did exactly this bro. Brasil and rep dom. Have some experience there too? Btw it helps alot if you speak spanish or portuguese.
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>>575786437
He said black girlfriend, not nigger bitch.

The difference is immense.
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>>575786031
>white friend meets this girl who hes crazy for
>wont stop talking about how great it is
>says his family loves the whore and he's thinking about babies
>she's already got one who seems to have some sort of issues
>the father actually tried to kill the baby once too by leaving it in the cold
>black whore didn't give two shits about it and obsessed over my friend more than her own kid
>so many warning signs like her being in therapy and her family being a bunch of prostitutes (including the gay brother)
>one day stop hanging out with friend because got other stuff going on
>call him up and he's fuming
>black bitch took 1k from him because her therapist said she needed "new clothes"
>mfw I told you bro

Seriously I wouldn't dare trust a black woman, I've got two sisters who are the snakiest women you'll ever meet. I've listened to them laugh at their boy friends who basically were in tears because they were dumping them over some dumb shit, DON'T DO IT!

And if you do do it date a real african.
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>>575785549
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>>575785585
Yeah nah, if you go for Black GIrls (Or any girl) avoid the ones with children.
>>575786516
I'm more into Asians and Europeans, but I have friends than love to bang nigs. Cuba is a good one too, but they are more about money. Knowing the local idiom is pretty useful in any country, but you can bang middle to high class with English alone.
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>>575775667

Use all the same tecniques for getting a white girlfriend, but applied to a black one. The last part is crucial, as is the first.
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>>575786984
timestamp required for these shenanigans to work
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>>575786984
Now we're talking
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>>575785452
you have no idea
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>>575787195
Well at least you got a nice ass to make up for it
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>>575786984
>tfw you will never sit on my face
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>>575787195
Whoa, that's a lovely ass girl. Do you have some like this but with the panties pulled enough to show puss and ass?
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>>575787195
More pussy
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>>575786976
I sound kind of spiteful, I guess the only black African American chick you could trust is one that actually has a decent family and hands out with a lot of whites.

Wouldn't trust a sloppy bitch or even one that had a shitty family (average black person has a horrible family).
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>>575787106
here
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>>575788473
thanks for the story.

I'd definitely stick to the "whiter" black girls, not the ghetto ones, and I'd never get with one who had a kid already.
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>>575784032
hnnnnnng
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>>575788491
Ok this one officially has me diamond hard! Gonna bust a huge nut to your ass sexy!
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>>575788491
could you squeeze that ass for me?
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>>575783129
What about anal?
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>>575788491
sharpiee in pooper
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I'm pretty racists, but find myself really attracted to certain black women.

If I breed with one I hope our offspring have white intellect and black physicality, the true master race.
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>>575788491

...you can't seriously expect us to believe that guys arn't all after a piece of that
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say that if they have sex with you they will never get STDS but make sure they drop out of school
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>>575789105
done it a few times
>>575789696
you don't have to believe it but my lack of asian and white guys makes me sad at night
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>none of these faggots know about african chicks
They don't have the typical problems you see in american black girls but, they also think they're shit. Make sure to bring your a game if you talk one up.
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>>575789696
You have no idea how pretty she is.

No offense to sCIsQr4d, but she could have a fucked up face, shit out of proportion, eyes too close together, nose too big, huge forehead, bad complexion, etc.
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>>575775667
u get ebola
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>>575790420
none taken. I could be ugly as shit. However, I have posted in other threads and people have said I'm decently cute so I take some solace in that. I'm nothing special though.
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Black women are the best. My current gf is black, and my ex was black too.
people hating because they know black women will never take them for their tiny dicks
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>>575790420
Shes Dominican and black nigga that face is sexy.
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Okay there seems to be a lot of sad motherfuckers in this thread.
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>>575790420
sides, don't all girls look good from the back :)
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>>575791323
No, definitely not.

You certainly do though.
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>>575789953
How do you feel about chubby british guys?

Not me, but related.
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>>575777232

stick to your own kind darkie
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>>575790828
nonsense im new to this thread and dont have the full story, but from what ive seen - id take you out to a nice dinner, get to know you over some candlelight, maybe an outside movie on a hilltop. and than id fuck you roughly whilst dropping my load as deep in you as i can while you shiver from orgasm. than id kiss you softly - drive you home and call you in the morning.

you are that sexy to me
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>>575775667
show her the banana in your pants. also buy her some KFC before you do that. gonna get tired with hungry sex
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>>575791323
tits please
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>>575788491
Nice ass. Your body looks like my g's. What races are you into?
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(insert stereotype about black people)
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>>575791921
They stink like shit and can't into politics?
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I've been with my girl 6 years, she's Jamaican and I still get rock hard when I see her chance to go out or in the shower. I had a Colombian girl before her and that shit stopped happening after a few months.
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>>575784032
saw this pic somwhere else
fuck u nigger
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>>575791769
there ya go
>>575791770
honestly...everything but black really (the irony) but really into white and asian
>>575791745
thank you :)
>>575791529
all about the accent
>>575791521
damn, I've been lied to all my life. everyone says that
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>>575784097

im in CT lets fuck
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Op all it takes is some kfc and Kool aid. Fuck grab some watermelon and grape drink and It's over
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>>575792532
What about blacks turns you off?
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>>575784032
i wouldnt allow her to pose like that if i was the teacher.
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>>575792694
/thread
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>>575792532
didn't you mean (the ebony)
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OP, it is just a matter of proximity.

Pick a local college, hang out, and when you see a pretty girl,

ASK!
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>>575793302
I am truly ashamed that this made me laugh.
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>>575792532
10/10
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ITT: BBB - Big Black Booty
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#1 advice: don't treat them like a black girl.
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got a date with a black/asian girl tonight
im really white and kinda scared. gotta ease into the niggress. not ready for full black
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>>575776629
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>>575793084
I dunno.
The first time I gave a hj it was to this black kid but I was too nervous about everything, I never even looked at it. Flash forward a couple years, I get with another black guy (not a lil chicken shit at this point and get to work). His dick is dark as fuck and idk but it weirded me out. I honestly just think the color is "too dark" to me. I have no real rational reason. Like if I like your personality regardless of what you are, you can get it, but just based on looks, 9/10 I'm not gonna choose the black guy.
>>575793302
that was beautiful sir
>>575793419
:)
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>>575775667

>tfw like a black girl
>shes in my class
>shes texting someone right before class starts
>she has a background of a muscular white guy

If only I was very muscular. I should have asked her out or something.
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>>575775667
>Go to Africa
>Roll for no ebola
>Profit
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>>575792532
No, thank you.
now more pics!

im white 6.0 somewhat athletic build ( think cubmode), dirty blonde hair and greenish eyes. thought i might even the playing field for your.... purposes

Have fam in buffalo NY- might visit sometime
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Put a piece of chicken on a hook and string and go hide
> a wild negro appears
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>>575793798
that's perfect, full black I think would be a step down.
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>>575793798
don't worry so much, just treat her like you'd treat any other girl you would date.
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>>575794138
ignore the shitty erase (had school uniform, dead giveaway)
>>575793798
you're gonna be fine dude. just treat her nice and don't panic. simple
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>>575775667
unopened KFC bucket placed anywhere, box averhead with the classical tripwire and you get stuck in the box trick. they actually do like having food, but they like KFC the most.
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>>575794575
Damn. I wish I could find a girl like you.
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>>575775667
Fried chicken
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>>575776629
topkek
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>>575795195
lost
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>>575794575
I'll ignore the shitty erase if your next picture has you fingering yourself. I can post a picture of a certain part of my anatomy to help things along if you'd like...

I like the bush btw, would dine in/10
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>>575780965
>>575782452
>>575782629
>>575786984
>>575787195
>>575788491
>>575789953
>>575790828
>>575791323
>>575792532
>>575794575
10/10 would race roleplay with then cuddle
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What exactly is your problem with black people? Though I see that bullshit about blacks on other boards, you guys supply about 99% of the racism on this site. Are you really letting those childish stereotypes infect your minds? Why do you insist on degrading black people in any way possible? Just because we are different in appearance doesn't mean you should have us or think so lowly of us. We are just as a positive influence on society as any other race out there. I mean do you find joy in jumping on to some imageboard and constantly talking that trash about black people? You guys clearly have something against us if you really are willing to do such a thing. But I assure all of you, that we are not bad people. So can you call please stop with the racist stuff (eg. using the n word, gigga n word, laughing about Africa, etc.)? I (and others) would really appreciate it if you all could do just that. I believe that 4chan can be a much nicer place to talk to others without racism being sprayed onto one another. In fact, I believe that we all can have fun on this site, no matter what race or what country you are from.

Thank you for taking the time to read this. Really appreciate it.
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>>575794575
Fuckin hell that's nice.
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>>575792532
Fap worthy thank you
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>>575795670
sorry i just ate spaguetti
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>>575775667
Buy one at the market
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>>575795670
>implying blacks are people
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>>575779386
Ya, the white-black chic. You let me know if you are successful. They got the white girls azzess, mmm-Mmmm-mmm.
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>>575775667

put fried chicken under a box and catch it when it's eating.
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>>575779386
this is a beautiful picture.
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>>575795423
the one you wanted is too blurry so heres this
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Im dating a white girl now, but Ive always wanted to try a black chick. Its strange because I'm racist as fuck beneath it all, I think black women are fine/people/etc. I just hate nigger men, a lot. But I'm two faced so when I'm around them, I act like I like them.
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>>575784032
why do dumb fucks like you post well known pics that are 4 years old.
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>>575796295
I'd slam the fuck out of you if you were in Ohio
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>>575794575

You are damn near my dreamgirl. I really like more exotic girls, but the only ones in my country are sandniggers, who are either covered up or totally impossible to get near as a white guy. feelsbadman

pic related, it's what I'd give you
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>>575796090
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why are the pictures so small and low quality , its well suspicious.
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>>575796519
your penis is gross and so are the things you say
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Nice wet puss pic would help
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>>575796849
phone
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>>575796295
post it anyways... lil hungry. gadamn your sexy as hell, got a present for you, even gift wrapped it
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>>575796427
truth
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>>575775667
Stereo types work both ways.
White women think black guys have big dicks.
Black women think white guys eat pussy and have jobs.
Also you gotta channel a little black guy.
Damn you fine as hell. good basic introduction.
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>>575796503
i go to ohio every so often
>>575796519
what country are you in? I was actually more surprised than probably warranted when I hooked up with a Pakistani kid
>>575796849
i time stamped above. some of these pics were taken with a shit tier phone while others were taken with my current s5.
>>575797054
thanks for the obvious
>>575797078
you are quite ridiculous
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>>575797271
B-but I do eat pussy and have a job.

And black pussy tastes the best of all.
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>>575797271
But I do eat pussy and have a job.
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>>575785774
I have to second this. A co-worker of mine is currently being bled dry for child support. The irony is that the kid isn't even his...he isn't the brightest bulb in the pack.

I've had my times when black pussy has thrown itself at me. I've always turned it down. Can greentext stories if interested.
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>>575777232
The craziness is part of the charm.
I would much rather risk a knifing than play the white girl passive aggressive crying over bullshit game.
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>>575797398
I live in denmark, we do have our fair share of foreigners, but like I said, there are just none like you. And white girls are boring.

also, can we have more picks with you in socks like this one >>575792532
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>>575796295
>dark skinned body
>white face

How stupid do you think I am?
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>>575797398
If you're comin to NE ohio and ever want a dicking, hit me up. Trash email [email protected]
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>>575797398
This looks like a different person than the others. Kinda fishy......
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>>575780965
mfw It help me.
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>>575797398
nothing wrong with having a little fun...
would rail you all night long, can you handle 8" by 4"?

how wet are you with those fingers in there?
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Darude- Sandstorm
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>>575797776
kyk
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>>575797271
I too eat pussy and have a job.
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>>575797643
as you can tell in most of the pics, my room is a mess so i can't find those exact socks but I have these.
>>575797914
its me...why the fuck would i use a different person now...
>>575797978
but im still white/asianless :(
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>>575798689
You want to find tons of whites and asians, go to any college campus. It's that easy.
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>>575785774
Rule of the hair can help sort the really crazy ones.
Fro- Date able mostly
Braids- Datable watch for hood rat tenancies.
Dreads-- Datable watch for hood rat tenancies.
Wig- only if she owns three or less, and is either into S&M or bisexual.
Weave- LEAVE.
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>>575799001
You really think finding them is the issue...
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>>575786984
Tasty looking. Any way we could get a spread shot babe?
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>>575798689
If you have a dildo, put it in and show us, otherwise, sit down spread your legs and show us that
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>>575798689
higher up, whats one of your fantasies.
I still can't believe someone hasnt snatched you up
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>>575799206
Hey, play the numbers and you're bound to get lucky. But, what's the problem?
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>>575799206
Sorry.
I know how to tell guys how to get girls.
But I don't know how to tell girls how to get guys.

I used to lament how unfair it is that guys have to be the ones to ask out girls, and thought girls have it so easy.

Now that I know how to get girls, I feel more sorry for girls, because I don't know what they can do besides wait patiently and hope the guys they want ask them out.

Girls that flirt with me or ask me out, I have no interest in anymore, although it used to excite me. Now I have to pursue them, or it's not worth it for some fucked up reason.
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>>575799452
Be greatful you even get to speak to such a goddess
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>>575798689
you're actually really cute in socks.
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>>575775667
put your hand on a hot stove and leave it there for a minute.
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i was beginning to think is was the only one into black women here.
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Currently dating a black girl- going pretty well.
Pic not related
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>>575800087
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>>575800172
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>>575800231
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>>575799939
thanks. ill look for the other ones in a bit or something
>>575799589
one of my fantasies? haha i really wanna fuck a tourist that i randomly meet at times square.
>>575799452
do not have one. (i used to. my dad found it...it was awkward...)
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>>575797398
>>575799448
I agree. Spread shot of that wet puss.
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>>575799821
oh and what book did you read this out of? what sensei of sexual jutsu did you learn this from?

sorry if i sound like an ass, but to many times on 4chan i have heard this man. not asking for straight up citations but at least i wanna see some credentials. how do you get dem girls?
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>>575800451
>dad

how old are you?
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She ain't messin' wit no broke nigga. That is, not to say that she will be a woman interested solely on the financial state of affairs involving the male of her particular interest.
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>>575800758
it might've been a while ago.
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>>575782914
~60% of african americans aren't pure
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make black friends. demonstrate you are better mate than black guys
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>>575800451
Are you a squirter? Love it when a girl squirts all over my face while I eat her.
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:0
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>>575801123
That's a man. That would be a manfriend good sir.
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>>575800451
How about i do you one better, How about I fuck you raw IN times square? (steal the dildo back - or use a tooth/hairbrush)
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>>575797431
Yeah... Not all stereo types are baseless. Darker the berry sweeter the juice and all that.
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hey lady.
best looking guy in this thread here, semi famous on /fit/
happen to live near you as well.

you're a girl, stop bullshitting yourself
if you want a guy, talk to him.
its that simple.

for guys its much much harder.
for girls, talk to a guy and he'll think you're interested.

any girl can get laid any night of any week.
too easy for you.
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>>575800758
i was like 17/16 when it happened
>>575801085
only like twice in my life, so its possible
>>575800543
sorry to disappoint but its not wet. also refer to>>575790828
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>>575800670
alright senpai, if you want something to read, Day Bang and The Manual are a couple of good books.

Always Talk to Strangers is great for all sorts of socializing and getting girls.

But honestly, go to pirate bay and download all the "Project Go" you can find. It's by the Simple Pickup guys from YouTube. They demystify the whole thing and make it easy as hell.

Freeze-dried version:

>it's a numbers game, talk to dozens of girls every week
>deliberately try to get rejected a hundred times until you're numb to it
>have fun with it, rather than hoping it will "work"
>rather than ask questions ("What's your major?"), make guesses ("I bet you're an English major"), it's just more interesting than interviewing them, it doesn't matter if you guess wrong
>lead an interesting life: go out and socialize, make friends and have fun; travel, sky-dive, whatever, so you have fun stories to tell (women don't like loners)
>talk to everyone every chance you get to practice socializing and meeting people
>it's not about witty pickup lines or NLP or having the perfect routine, it's just doing it a LOT, and any success makes it worth it

Good luck, bros.
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>>575801351
any girl can get laid but i do have some standards and I'm not gonna fuck just to say i fucked. no thank you.
please go back to fit. you're probably not wanted there either but better there than here
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>>575801431
ah ok. you are probably the most perfect non-pornstar girl who has shown nudes to /b/ intentionally, would you consider making this a regular thing? Like this time every week.
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>>575775667
Free live

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