How do i get a black girlfriend /b/?
Offer her a melon
First, find that rarest of all things: an intelligent negress.
If she's intelligent, that means she's a lesbian.
If she's still young, that means she hasn't yet accepted her homosexuality and, therefore, is willing to attempt a relationship with an intelligent & sweet white guy.
Eventually she'll leave you and embrace fully her lesbian ways, but at least you'll have tasted brown sugar.
There just something about a black girls ass that just turns me on.
Well I for one think you are very sweet and wish you all the success in the world.
You don't want black women. Black man reporting in....just fucking trust me.
How could you not want to play with this?
what about the rare articulate, pretty black girl who basically gets accused of "acting white" by the other blacks.
An Aisha Tyler type.
There are a couple of these on my huge college campus. They are usually Jesus Freaks, but man I'd love to fuck one.
mixed girls are usually prettier than black
post your face
not black and white
hispanic and black
and I can't. I have friends that lurk. They'll know its me and that is one thing I don't want to deal with...
how is that gonna help
Approach a black girl you're attracted to and ask her out. See what develops.
Get on the Googles and search "black women white men" or "swirl". There is an entire community of black women out there that are looking for you too.
Why are white woman so ugly, /b/?
>single black women on the internet
Not a one under 200 pounds, m8
i mean i do like hooking up and stuff
99% of pure black females are scary hideous
Usually primates go for bananas. This African breed of primate will respond to watermelon and fried chicken stimuli in addition to bananas. Specimens generally dwell in urban areas, it's usually dangerous environments. Bring a weapon
Black girl in my class
Go to a foreign (and black) country where Whites are rare. There should be at least a few hot ones that will adore you because they never see al lot of them. Stage 2 is fuck everyone that you can and then get the fuck out of there.
This. That is how I have my current girlfriend who happens to be Black. They may come from a different culture, but the rules of picking up a woman don't change because she is Black.
Remember condoms brup, also best country for this would be Brasil or Rep.Dom. Don't bother with Africa, it's easy to bang for free, but they can be pretty clingy and normally are infested with STD.
It aint worth the time, bro. You gotta be more alpha than the most alpha white man to get her and then chimp out every once in a while to keep her
Uh, fuck that. The rest, while rare, do exist.
Ill never understand why any one would want to date a black girl.
They're the fucking worse. I'm a black guy whose white friend got robbed of 1k because he "fell in love" with a black chick.. Don't most of you realize they see you as a easy meal ticket?
Yeah the sex is great but I wouldn't date a black chick.
>white friend got robbed of 1k because he "fell in love" with a black chick
green text that story, home boy
He said black girlfriend, not nigger bitch.
The difference is immense.
>white friend meets this girl who hes crazy for
>wont stop talking about how great it is
>says his family loves the whore and he's thinking about babies
>she's already got one who seems to have some sort of issues
>the father actually tried to kill the baby once too by leaving it in the cold
>black whore didn't give two shits about it and obsessed over my friend more than her own kid
>so many warning signs like her being in therapy and her family being a bunch of prostitutes (including the gay brother)
>one day stop hanging out with friend because got other stuff going on
>call him up and he's fuming
>black bitch took 1k from him because her therapist said she needed "new clothes"
>mfw I told you bro
Seriously I wouldn't dare trust a black woman, I've got two sisters who are the snakiest women you'll ever meet. I've listened to them laugh at their boy friends who basically were in tears because they were dumping them over some dumb shit, DON'T DO IT!
And if you do do it date a real african.
Yeah nah, if you go for Black GIrls (Or any girl) avoid the ones with children.
I'm more into Asians and Europeans, but I have friends than love to bang nigs. Cuba is a good one too, but they are more about money. Knowing the local idiom is pretty useful in any country, but you can bang middle to high class with English alone.
I sound kind of spiteful, I guess the only black African American chick you could trust is one that actually has a decent family and hands out with a lot of whites.
Wouldn't trust a sloppy bitch or even one that had a shitty family (average black person has a horrible family).
thanks for the story.
I'd definitely stick to the "whiter" black girls, not the ghetto ones, and I'd never get with one who had a kid already.
I'm pretty racists, but find myself really attracted to certain black women.
If I breed with one I hope our offspring have white intellect and black physicality, the true master race.
done it a few times
you don't have to believe it but my lack of asian and white guys makes me sad at night
>none of these faggots know about african chicks
They don't have the typical problems you see in american black girls but, they also think they're shit. Make sure to bring your a game if you talk one up.
You have no idea how pretty she is.
No offense to sCIsQr4d, but she could have a fucked up face, shit out of proportion, eyes too close together, nose too big, huge forehead, bad complexion, etc.
none taken. I could be ugly as shit. However, I have posted in other threads and people have said I'm decently cute so I take some solace in that. I'm nothing special though.
Black women are the best. My current gf is black, and my ex was black too.
people hating because they know black women will never take them for their tiny dicks
sides, don't all girls look good from the back :)
How do you feel about chubby british guys?
Not me, but related.
nonsense im new to this thread and dont have the full story, but from what ive seen - id take you out to a nice dinner, get to know you over some candlelight, maybe an outside movie on a hilltop. and than id fuck you roughly whilst dropping my load as deep in you as i can while you shiver from orgasm. than id kiss you softly - drive you home and call you in the morning.
you are that sexy to me
I've been with my girl 6 years, she's Jamaican and I still get rock hard when I see her chance to go out or in the shower. I had a Colombian girl before her and that shit stopped happening after a few months.
there ya go
honestly...everything but black really (the irony) but really into white and asian
thank you :)
all about the accent
damn, I've been lied to all my life. everyone says that
The first time I gave a hj it was to this black kid but I was too nervous about everything, I never even looked at it. Flash forward a couple years, I get with another black guy (not a lil chicken shit at this point and get to work). His dick is dark as fuck and idk but it weirded me out. I honestly just think the color is "too dark" to me. I have no real rational reason. Like if I like your personality regardless of what you are, you can get it, but just based on looks, 9/10 I'm not gonna choose the black guy.
that was beautiful sir
>tfw like a black girl
>shes in my class
>shes texting someone right before class starts
>she has a background of a muscular white guy
If only I was very muscular. I should have asked her out or something.
No, thank you.
now more pics!
im white 6.0 somewhat athletic build ( think cubmode), dirty blonde hair and greenish eyes. thought i might even the playing field for your.... purposes
Have fam in buffalo NY- might visit sometime
ignore the shitty erase (had school uniform, dead giveaway)
you're gonna be fine dude. just treat her nice and don't panic. simple
unopened KFC bucket placed anywhere, box averhead with the classical tripwire and you get stuck in the box trick. they actually do like having food, but they like KFC the most.
I'll ignore the shitty erase if your next picture has you fingering yourself. I can post a picture of a certain part of my anatomy to help things along if you'd like...
I like the bush btw, would dine in/10
10/10 would race roleplay with then cuddle
What exactly is your problem with black people? Though I see that bullshit about blacks on other boards, you guys supply about 99% of the racism on this site. Are you really letting those childish stereotypes infect your minds? Why do you insist on degrading black people in any way possible? Just because we are different in appearance doesn't mean you should have us or think so lowly of us. We are just as a positive influence on society as any other race out there. I mean do you find joy in jumping on to some imageboard and constantly talking that trash about black people? You guys clearly have something against us if you really are willing to do such a thing. But I assure all of you, that we are not bad people. So can you call please stop with the racist stuff (eg. using the n word, gigga n word, laughing about Africa, etc.)? I (and others) would really appreciate it if you all could do just that. I believe that 4chan can be a much nicer place to talk to others without racism being sprayed onto one another. In fact, I believe that we all can have fun on this site, no matter what race or what country you are from.
Thank you for taking the time to read this. Really appreciate it.
sorry i just ate spaguetti
the one you wanted is too blurry so heres this
Im dating a white girl now, but Ive always wanted to try a black chick. Its strange because I'm racist as fuck beneath it all, I think black women are fine/people/etc. I just hate nigger men, a lot. But I'm two faced so when I'm around them, I act like I like them.
You are damn near my dreamgirl. I really like more exotic girls, but the only ones in my country are sandniggers, who are either covered up or totally impossible to get near as a white guy. feelsbadman
pic related, it's what I'd give you
post it anyways... lil hungry. gadamn your sexy as hell, got a present for you, even gift wrapped it
Stereo types work both ways.
White women think black guys have big dicks.
Black women think white guys eat pussy and have jobs.
Also you gotta channel a little black guy.
Damn you fine as hell. good basic introduction.
i go to ohio every so often
what country are you in? I was actually more surprised than probably warranted when I hooked up with a Pakistani kid
i time stamped above. some of these pics were taken with a shit tier phone while others were taken with my current s5.
thanks for the obvious
you are quite ridiculous
I have to second this. A co-worker of mine is currently being bled dry for child support. The irony is that the kid isn't even his...he isn't the brightest bulb in the pack.
I've had my times when black pussy has thrown itself at me. I've always turned it down. Can greentext stories if interested.
I live in denmark, we do have our fair share of foreigners, but like I said, there are just none like you. And white girls are boring.
also, can we have more picks with you in socks like this one >>575792532
mfw It help me.
I too eat pussy and have a job.
as you can tell in most of the pics, my room is a mess so i can't find those exact socks but I have these.
its me...why the fuck would i use a different person now...
but im still white/asianless :(
Rule of the hair can help sort the really crazy ones.
Fro- Date able mostly
Braids- Datable watch for hood rat tenancies.
Dreads-- Datable watch for hood rat tenancies.
Wig- only if she owns three or less, and is either into S&M or bisexual.
higher up, whats one of your fantasies.
I still can't believe someone hasnt snatched you up
I know how to tell guys how to get girls.
But I don't know how to tell girls how to get guys.
I used to lament how unfair it is that guys have to be the ones to ask out girls, and thought girls have it so easy.
Now that I know how to get girls, I feel more sorry for girls, because I don't know what they can do besides wait patiently and hope the guys they want ask them out.
Girls that flirt with me or ask me out, I have no interest in anymore, although it used to excite me. Now I have to pursue them, or it's not worth it for some fucked up reason.
Currently dating a black girl- going pretty well.
Pic not related
thanks. ill look for the other ones in a bit or something
one of my fantasies? haha i really wanna fuck a tourist that i randomly meet at times square.
do not have one. (i used to. my dad found it...it was awkward...)
oh and what book did you read this out of? what sensei of sexual jutsu did you learn this from?
sorry if i sound like an ass, but to many times on 4chan i have heard this man. not asking for straight up citations but at least i wanna see some credentials. how do you get dem girls?
She ain't messin' wit no broke nigga. That is, not to say that she will be a woman interested solely on the financial state of affairs involving the male of her particular interest.
How about i do you one better, How about I fuck you raw IN times square? (steal the dildo back - or use a tooth/hairbrush)
best looking guy in this thread here, semi famous on /fit/
happen to live near you as well.
you're a girl, stop bullshitting yourself
if you want a guy, talk to him.
its that simple.
for guys its much much harder.
for girls, talk to a guy and he'll think you're interested.
any girl can get laid any night of any week.
too easy for you.
i was like 17/16 when it happened
only like twice in my life, so its possible
sorry to disappoint but its not wet. also refer to>>575790828
alright senpai, if you want something to read, Day Bang and The Manual are a couple of good books.
Always Talk to Strangers is great for all sorts of socializing and getting girls.
But honestly, go to pirate bay and download all the "Project Go" you can find. It's by the Simple Pickup guys from YouTube. They demystify the whole thing and make it easy as hell.
>it's a numbers game, talk to dozens of girls every week
>deliberately try to get rejected a hundred times until you're numb to it
>have fun with it, rather than hoping it will "work"
>rather than ask questions ("What's your major?"), make guesses ("I bet you're an English major"), it's just more interesting than interviewing them, it doesn't matter if you guess wrong
>lead an interesting life: go out and socialize, make friends and have fun; travel, sky-dive, whatever, so you have fun stories to tell (women don't like loners)
>talk to everyone every chance you get to practice socializing and meeting people
>it's not about witty pickup lines or NLP or having the perfect routine, it's just doing it a LOT, and any success makes it worth it
Good luck, bros.
any girl can get laid but i do have some standards and I'm not gonna fuck just to say i fucked. no thank you.
please go back to fit. you're probably not wanted there either but better there than here
ah ok. you are probably the most perfect non-pornstar girl who has shown nudes to /b/ intentionally, would you consider making this a regular thing? Like this time every week.