>THIS IS A SIMPLE THREAD For the next hour: 1. You write a

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>>575497209
probably wont deliver you fucking nigger

>>575497360
>>575497468
Delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZwWBHEhcAW

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>>575497468
Also, this OP always fucking delivers.

>>575497829

holy shit OP

that was great


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>>575498164
np, and delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DaYwB9WvB4

Need more posts / people to keep this shit bumped so it doesnt 404 before I can upload the playlist at the end

ill give it a go, here's my song:

they hear me rap on 4chan and they call me a nigger,
but I'm white and still a virgin so please call me a wigger,
i drank like 14 shots of rum and chased it with soda,
then i smoked an 8th of mids and fell asleep on the sofa,
while i slept i had a dream i sucked a big veiny dick,
when i woke up my sheets were wet and it turns out im gay

DONT DO DRUGS

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Good luck, faggot.

>>575499384
Short and sweet
Delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XwbSPc6ZEL

Lets talk in laymen terms
Rotten apples and big worms, early birds and poachers
New York is evil at it's core, so those who have more than them
Prepare to be victims
Ate up by vultures, the politicians
In a dog eat dog culture, that'll sick 'em
Lack of mineral, we take it personal
A pigeon can't drop shit if it never flew

coolest shit I've seen in a while, you're a good guy OP

>>575499446
Delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XrnY6yxTiO

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Tom Hanks? More like Tom Spanks you very much.

Also, can I get a really soul-ful "MMMMHHMM"?

>>575497209
>>575499692
deliver THIS FUCKING FAGGOT. WITH YOUR HOMOEROTIC SWEET VOICE.

So much grams,
Unzip the bag,
dip in my hand,
then i palm trees,
so when they throw shade it could never harm, me
(so when they throw shade it could never harm me)

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>>575499692
I've done this before and promised myself to never do it again

>>575500227
I dig the poetry
Delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HhyaABAy7k

My ass is ready

Cumcumcumcumcumumcumcumcumumcumcumcumumcumcumcum

>>575501249
hey op do the "hit the road jack" song.
or oasis 'fucking in the bushes' with your piano. that would be sweet.

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>>575500335
>>575500631
Went for the heroic two-in-one delivery:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fEc91cRS55

>>575501249
Aight OP heres something normal.
Goddamn niggers they are bad, goddamn niggers should be dead. So when i see a nigger walking around my goddamn town im gonna shoot the stupid nigger down.

Sweet semen-coated baby jesus, i just love the feel of giant black nigger cocks plowing into my tight little asshole.

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>pic related

Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer
Hail Satan, Archangelo

lol
lol lol
lol

Hop out the Subaru, huffing a tube of glue
Your girl ring around my dick just like a hula hoop
Maneuver through the city in a bullet proof suit
I’m strong enough to rip a fucking roof up off a coup
You wanna play 2Pac
I throw you off the roof and run down and catch you
Tell these niggas "OP got the juice"

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I'd love to hear a good ole fashioned, "EEUUCHH" from JanTran

>>575501662
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fEc91cRS55
yo your voice is 1940's fuck.

>>575500741
>>575501016
>>575501126

Three-in-one delivery, because why not:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gz4SUacErL

Swag swag swag swag swag then I rang sand dang your girlfriend

>>575497209
Hot lips, beefy cheese nips
Donald duck is in the house
I had an onion soup for you
But now you get my belt

>>575502465
Hahaha 'bump'. Man you're awesome.

>>575497829
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZwWBHEhcAW
Good god this was beautiful

>>575501362
>>575501481
Had to do these together, because the synergy is undeniable

delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SWsT1KL3g9

>>575502465
i'm gonna use your songs in this thread in some film that i've been working on. it's like a neo-noire parody. I hope you are cool with it.

>>575502465

mothafuckin OP is not a faggot.

>>575501249
Can you link us to the one time you did the navy seal thing?

>>575502936
That was very very good.

>>575501249
This is just far too awesome OP. YOU RULE.

>>575501659
Special Delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PdvILvvC2k

>>575502936
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SWsT1KL3g9
I shed a tear, much thanks <3

in on first page

You asinine cunt. I'll be frank with you and just put this out in the air. I don't like you. I don't like faggots, and you seem like one. I don't like your faggot face, I don't like your faggot hair, I don't like your faggot smell, I don't like your faggot agenda, and I certainly don't like you faggot. Now listen to me you stupid insufferable, irritating, uneducated fucking troglodyte. You think you're so fucking entitled? You dare bring your "swag" into the air I breathe you flippy faggot, prancing, dancing, faggot, lala, girly boy? Well now listen here sweetheart. I don't like that. Not one bit. I can tell you and swear on the hairs of my asshole that you make my urethra contract at the sight and smell of your worthless existence. I want to end this quick. I can smell you clenching your asshole, looking for a thing to say but I'll say it for you. Get. Fucked. I wish you would have taken a different path today, went along a different road, taken the bus, hell anything that would have prevented your inferior presence from coming into contact with me. I hate you. Your mother should have swallowed you. She tells herself everyday the best part of you ended up as a stain on the mattress. You think this is funny? You won't for long. Get that smirk off your pretty face honey, Im the one with the dick around here. You're my BITCH. Understand? That means you use that pretty mouth of yours and swallow like your momma should have swallowed you a long time ago. You could have been decent, nice, just downright kind and caring for fucks sake, but no. You just had to sass me with your maple syrup tier cuntastic shit breath mouth. Mark my words. Watch yourself, or you'll end up on the backend of my hand you dirty whore you. I hate you faggot. Your such a sissy that your flamboyant person gives me an erection, and a semi at that. Now you better get out of here. Don't you fuck with me. This is your last chance. Cease your faggotry.

I would fucking rape my sister if she was 7 ! But she is 12 so she's too old

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OP pls deliver


I woke up this morning to a cop with a gun
Who told me that he looking for a nigga on the run
I thought for a second and I screwed my face
And asked the dirty pig “Why the fuck you in my place?”
He said “Chill or we kill, this is a warning”
Then I told him “fuck you, Where is the warrant?”
Then they got to punchin’ and kickin’ and masin’
Then the Whole situation went Larry Davis
Thinking ’bout my lady and thinking ’bout my baby
Thinking “is these motherfucking pigs going crazy”
They wanna kill a nigga ’cause a nigga's on this rap shit
Wanna leave me dead on a mattress, Hampton

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>>575501743
Reluctant delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S0yEcBPc09

>>575504391
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S0yEcBPc09
I love you op

I'm a nigger, you're a nigger, he's a nigger, she's a nigger, we're all a nigger, nigger to the left nigger to the right. Everytime I see a nigger, hear a nigger, a nigger gonna nig.

you're my sweet jihadist baby,
you really make me smile
blowing up the infidels
From Turkey to the nile

>>575497209
What you say mah nigga?
OP can't singa
Bitches could do it better
Cuz this guy is beta

>>575501816
>>575501980
>>575502031
>>575502126
Just the idea of setting these to Amazing Grace really tickled me

Fuckin quad-delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s083ViDmVCCW

>>575505141

this means I'm up next....

the awe.

>>575504391

Give this man a Grammy

luise i like you very much
fuck you and all americans
just kidding i love you baby
no seriously fuck all americans
gun loving shitpricks
i hope your cookies taste good
good night sweet princess

>>575502147
A highest of internet 5s to whoever names the song I set this to.

Delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YEnuHVmuiQ

>>575497209
In Her tired, hopeful eyes,
I saw the man i tried to become.
Old, bloodied and broken,
though still mightier than the sun.

>>575497209
I need a song,
I need a song that's good,
I need a song that has nothing to do
with the dinner im eating.
I need a song that has nothing to do
with those damn capacha's
5..... 5...... 0.......

>>575506012

sorry OP i came from a terrible background.

can't name that song.

Do this one op, its for her 18th birthday. bonus points if you get the german right

But i am broke as a homeless, so i am sorry my goddess, all i can Do is rhyme this nonsense.
I hope it makes up for the lack of gifts, hierfür fällt mir kein gutes reimwort ein trifft, lift, cliff, fifths and shifts.
Maybe you did enjoy it, honestly i dont even care, i'm fine as long as you Dont end up in the electric chair

>>575503135
I'm absolutely cool with whatever anyone wants to do with anything I do. Feel free to use all or none of it however you please.

>>575503247
I don't even like how it turned out. Was the 2nd time I tried to do this.

https://soundcloud.com/mike-citizen/what-the-fuck-did-you-just

I'm cringing hearing it again. Oh god.

>>575502438
Wish I knew what that was.

>>575502460
Thanks? I've gotten that before.

I need to puke on my mother
But only If I was fuck by my father
I just wannntttt to feel it inside
To feel his huge cock innnnn my asss
pleaseee ! God lord save me
from this homosexuality

>>575506012
I fucking recognize that... I think
Is it bill evans?

>>575502595
>>575502729

Combined these. Probably shouldn't have. Not doing it again. Really enjoy saying "Hot lips, beefy cheese nips" though. Like a lot.

Delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ic0wHqpDKL

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for the love of god please do this

I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum
Me and my bum have all kinds of fun
Me and my willy are really old friends
Water popped out where my willy hole ends
Silly old willy, look what you've done
You've got water on my friendly old bum
My willy's silly and a little bit dumb
And my bum eats plums 'cos a plum tastes yum

>>575497209
Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't find me attractive
damn girl youre boobs are indeed fucking massive

wtf are you want dude, sry sry for insultas, eoNs

thx.

>>575504184
An incomplete, shoddy half-attempt to deliver on this long copy pasta

Delivery-ish:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cqh4U5q6qt

I do not apologize.

Oh

>>575509217
Gotta love this OP
Also Please sing -Heaven is a faggot

the copy pasta really can't be done better than this. it's just impossible to do it with op's genre.
/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64

>>575504160
>>575504208
>>575504213

Tried to stretch for a 3-in-1, and it started to fall apart at the end, but yeah.

Delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jsQVkg0WYi

It's past when I wanted to leave, so I'm only go do a few more and then upload all this shit for download.

Sorry if I don't get your post. There's always next time!

>>575510234
i love you

>>575510234
I believe that in every genre of music there is an artist that will resonate well with you, every genre and I have sorted through every genre with one exception. Country. I just don't want to spend the time sorting through all the bullshit to find a gem. Although maybe someday I might change my mind, only time will tell.

>>575510748
Conway Twitty, Johnny Cash, etc... It's not hard

>>575497209
I make bombs for al Qaeda and am going to kill the President on November 5th

>>575510559
Truth

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>>575497209
Basically, do this in squidward's voice.

>>575504975
>>575505123
I enjoyed this one too much

delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n7OqTdo0gU

I will love you forever if you do this post

http://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/1v8ly2/shit_butter/

allahu akbar let it go.
you gotta do your prayers before the show.
wear your condoms, you gotta know
before you go snippy dipping with a hoe.

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>>575509217
Holy fuck you actually did mine. It was bretty damn good too. Thanks OP. Sorry if I rekt your vocal chords m8.

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>>575510234
so beautiful. thank you, op

>>575506041
>>575506042
>>575506790
>>575506917

I set these to the bones of a song I'm workin on but can't figure out.

Delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KxjJbo7PLn

>>575506947
I'm sure Bill Evans has covered it. It's Misty by Erroll Garner. Just a jazz standard.

That was an amazing killing spree!

BY THE OTHER TEAM

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gr8 b8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8
hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8
gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so i r8 8 outta 8
gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., i'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, i won't ber8.

Ive got serious problems in my head
I dont understand a word you fucking said
Yeah, Yeah its not a speech condition
Yeah, Yeah its really autism

>>575497209
i love my little pony friendship is magic

>>575497209
i'm a nigger from the future

>>575508551
This made me happy

Delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iz4Nt1nUBw

>>575512518
tf2 fag detected

Wig dat wak, get off my bak, heart attack
hnnnnnggggg
i love dat cock, right up my back, in my crack
hnnnnnngggg

fukdat fukma fukma ass. I'm a fag fag fag fag fag fag

fukmah colon til it's explodin

fukmah ass until Its swollen

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>575497209
my little pony
my little pony
ah...
aahh....
aaahhh....
aaaahhhh.....
aaaaahhhhhh.....
my little pony!
i used to wonder what friendship could be.
my little pony!
until you all shared its magic with me.
big adventure!
tons of fun!
a beautiful heart!
faithful and strong!
sharing kindness.
it's an easy feat!
and magic makes it all complete!!
you have my little pony.
do you know you are my very best..
frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends..

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> This song on pokemon song

>>575497209
bitches on my dick.
yeah!
rims on my dick.
yeah!
gold on my dick.
yeah!
money on my dick.
yeah!

bitches on my dick.
yeah!
rims on my dick.
yeah!
gold on my dick.
yeah!
money on my dick.
yeah!

bitches on my dick.
yeah!
rims on my dick.
yeah!
gold on my dick.
yeah!
money on my dick.
yeah!

bitches on my dick.
yeah!
rims on my dick.
yeah!
gold on my dick.
yeah!
money on my dick.
yeah!

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>>575512616
>>575512654
THE FINAL DELIVERY:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VfeXEKaKjV


>Playlist of all the tracks, all free to download and do with however you please

https://soundcloud.com/mike-citizen/sets/text-to-music-9

I had a lot of fun guys. Thanks for making this possible.

>>575513830
you are the man mike. keep your shit up.

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>>575513830
>FINAL DELIVERY:

my nigga

>>575513830
youre a fucking god op
*slow claps*

>>575513819

I would listen to this.

>>575513830
thanks for being awesome

Kramer starts a boardinghouse for traveling trainers from other regions. His apartment soon becomes infested with low-level Rattatas threatening to infest Jerry's apartment.

"Kramer you have to deal with those Rattatas. They are going to get in my apartment"

"I know Jerry. I'm up to here with Rattatas. You have to help me Jerry"

Elaine's friend gives Jerry a Smeargle which is embarrassing for Jerry.

Jerry: "I need to get rid of this Smeargle, t's useless."

Elaine: "Smeargle is good Pokemon Jerry. Did you know it can copy any move with it's Sketch move?"

Newman: "Hey Jerry I heard you got a Smeargle, we should battle sometime."

>Newman laughs maniacally as he walks away with his Lucario

George swears he saw the legendary Pokemon Ho-oh as it flew across the sky. Nobody believes him after he said he saw a Mew outside his window.

"I saw it Jerry! It flew right over me!"

"Maybe it was just a Fearrow George, they are indistinguishable when they are flying"

>>575513830
See you again awsome OP

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>>575513830

good job

thanks op

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>>575513808
I couldn't resist doing this one, and I've done it before.

Anyway, bonus delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AqzUoLddE0

>>575514014
>>575514053
>>575514119
>>575514202
>>575514468
>>575514520
You're all too kind! Thanks!

>>575515257
top kek sir. tips le old 4chin fedora

>>575515257

thanks again op!

bump for you!

>>575515257
>I couldn't resist doing this one, and I've done it before.

Thank you mein fuhrer.

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Just posting screencap of thread:
http://imgur.com/5vylczG

and the full playlist again:
https://soundcloud.com/mike-citizen/sets/text-to-music-9

You all have a good night and life and death. I love you all except one. Farewell forever.

>>575515679
This made me smile