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Alrighty /b/ ive got a story to tell
to help keep the story straight, we'll call my friend james and the girl sasha
>be me
>sohpomore in high school
>at lunch, sitting with friends
>girl i know named sasha comes up and talks to me while waiting for her friends
>her friends arrive, sasha leaves
>friend of mine who happens to be a complete autist with talking to girls mentions shes cute
>btw hes the type of guy you'd see revving his shitty car as loud as possible down the street, ya know, that guy
>anyway
>wants to get her number and talk to her
>niggerwat.midi
>devise plan
>go back to class after lunch
>i just so happen to have class with this particular girl cause band class
>explain the situation to her
>she wants in on this plan
>end up with like 5 people all texting him through my phone
>sending pictures, texts, flirty messages and all the like
>hes confused as fuck and getting a bit mad
>oh but this is not enough
>give his number to my other friend
>he texts james impersonating sasha
>james believes it
>let the games begin
Cont?
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>>575476720
Yes continue you fucking nigger stop asking
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>>575476720
Continue
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>>575476720
bamping for suss
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>"sasha" texts him for remainder of the school day
>seems to be working
>get text from james on my phone
>"talked to my bae all day, im so glad we found each other in the world and shes such a fantastic person"
>spilled my cheerios from laughing so hard
>reply with "thats great man"
>10 minutes or so pass by
>get text from "sasha"
>"we are going on a date this saturday at 2pm"
>in reality we'll all be out of town due to marching band
>james is beyond pumped for this date of sorts
>starting to feel kinda bad at this point but am already in too deep so fuck it
>james comes to school the next day
>acting alpha as fuck for getting a date
>keep straight face easily cause tired as fuck
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Carry on nigger
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yous a straight up nignog
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>>575479720
the interest is strong tho
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>>575476720
type faster nigga
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>>575476720
Common, its not a race but shit. Lets GO
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>>575476720
>mfw dis bread
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>mfw pretyped story just waiting a bit for more interest. Ill get the last bit up in a second guys.
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>>575480516
you better post that shit fuck more interests i wanna know now.
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>>575480516
nigger do it now
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I'm just waiting for a Heavy joke.
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hurry nigger
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>>575480687
lurking
also waiting for dinosaur
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Hurry you gypsy nigger
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>>575480516
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>>575480516
>just waiting a bit for more interest
You fucking dope. If I hadn't forgotten about this tab this shit would have been closed ages ago. Nobody gives a fuck about you, just post your shit and go.
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Anxiously lurking.
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>>575480516
the more you post the more interest you'll generate
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Hurry up OP you fucking penis whistle
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>>575480516
fuck it. if you're going to act like a faggot, I'm out. sage goes in all fields
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>fast forward to geography class
>i break the news to him
>his face gets a shade redder than the crimson chin
"W-What?"
>tears well up
>throws phone and books
>looks pissed as fuck
>ohshitmrkrabs.gif
>tells me to kill myself
>says one sentence to me and leaves the room
>he stutters out
>"i-i-i j-just wanted to feel f-f-fucking important
>can hear his dragon necklace jingling on the way out
>mfw carlton.jpeg
and thats the story of how my friend almost decked me in mouth
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>>575480965
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This threat is diltos
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>>575481375
Sounds like you're just a bully OP.
saging
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Yep OP is faggot now confirmed
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>>575480516
>waiting a bit for more interest
Attention whore, dick or gtfo.
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>>575481375
That was a shit story.
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>>575481375
You seem like a great friend OP.
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>>575481375
Also for the record, the fact that you did that to your 'friend' makes it even worse. You really should kill yourself.
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The anti-climax is real
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>>575481375
That was shit
>kill yourself
Take his advice
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>>575481375
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OP has disappointed us all yet again. When will we learn...
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The white knighting in this thread is real
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>>575482031
le edgy /b/fag trope
If this guy fucked over somebody he considered a friend, he's as edgy as you.
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