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I hereby declare myself King Lowballs of /b/.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I hereby declare myself King Lowballs of /b/.
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>>574878416
Gonna need a timestamp on dem balls,
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>>574878416
I hereby agree you are definitely King Lowballs
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Cant be king man...ya got the crown jewels but no scepter
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>>574878554
laughed harder than I should have reading this
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>>574878416
You were great in Bad Grandpa .5
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What beautiful form
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>>574878416
Too good.
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>>574878416
timestamp on balls or gtfo
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Are ye not faithful?
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Swear fealty to King Lowballs
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>>574879684
Use them knock girls out when ya get head oh my liege?
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Those balls are fucking tiny tho
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>>574878416

Place shoe on balls
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>>574880035

BLASPHEMY
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>>574879684
I swear my loyalty to thine testicles!

May I be a baron of thy bollocks?
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>>574878890
samefag
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OP, how do you get those things to hang so damn low__ considering how tiny those m&m's you call nuts are?

Timestamp those peanuts, like the man said
or GTFO!
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>>574880320
are you retarded
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Are you 6"10 or are your balls just small
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You'll have to fuck using inversion boots if you ever want kids. The swimmers will get halfway up that column of futility and just go back to live in them low balls.
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The king was experiencing disorientation while time stamping
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i would like to post in this thread but i'm ban
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>>574880403
What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?
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>>574880634
Here we go..
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>>574880634
i asked you if you are retarded... so, are you?
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>>574878416
why in the world are them so small?
Jesus christ OP do you even testosterone?
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>>574880553
>>574878890
>>574878416
This is amazing.
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>>574880732
Anon. DONT! he has over 300 confirmed kills.
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>>574880732
hello newfriend!
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Those are some tiny balls.
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you're the opposite of this guy
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>>574880732
They looked so different I thought it was him pretending to be some other guy.

So just a little.
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>>574880553
mfw
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>>574878416
what the hell, do you stretch them out?!?!
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Posting in epic thread..

Hail the king!
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>>574878416
>>574878890
Are these the size of normal balls? Because mine are almost twice that size.
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>>574880732
faggot.
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>>574880927
>implying i dont know a stale pasta when i see
>implying you yourself arent the newfriend
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>>574880968
My god he must have so many baby mamas jesus how does he not impregnante the whole world
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>>574880968
what the fuck is happening here?!
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>>574881514
silicone and or mineral oil injections to the frank and beans
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>>574878416
See a doctor... soon.
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>>574878416
I demand more photos of his lowliness
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Seriously though. How does one get their balls to hang lower?
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>>574880968
I have the weirdest boner rn
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>>574881591
that makes him cum like a fucking gallon though? I don't understand.
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>>574881317

Mine are half the size of that :(
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>>574881317
>>574880960
>>574880407
>>574880035
It's a deceptive angle you peasants
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>>574878416
Nice shoop
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>>574881817
pretty sure those are 2 different guys
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>>574880968
is that even real!?
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>>574878416
I don't give a flying fuck about your saggy balls
I hope someone cuts them off with a pair of lopping sheers
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>>574882293
still though, that guy has elephant balls, they look real and when he cums they actually drain. I don't know how the fuck that's real, my brain is just baffled right now.
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>>574882179
Still. Maybe not twice that size but mine are defiantly a lot bigger, yet I can barely cum a drop. Its really weird.
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>>574882865
yyyyouuuuuuu might have cancer.
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>>574882179
show front shot
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>>574882865
Ball size got shit all to do with cum load man - mine are pretty damn small and i spunk like a fuckin geyser
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Still laughing my ass off, OP.
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>>574883117
i know, but watch the webm man, it's makes no sense, it's like its from a parallel earth or something.
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>>574882973
yea.....
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>>574882973
Oh shit. Is that a symptom?

>>574883117
How so? What makes you be able to increase your load?
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>>574883435
naw, you probably just jack off too much. let it build up for a week and you'll shoot off a geyser.
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>>574883605
Some of it is just plain genetics dude.

Otherwise up your zinc, more water, that kind of shit
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>>574880968

o_O
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>>574883610
I went for 2 months without jacking it. I still can't produce more than a few drops.
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>>574883669
Welp. Guess I have more of a reason to kill myself now.
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>>574882179
Those are the worst looking balls I've ever seen, reminds me of a 90 year old man
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>>574883891
Small loads would be fucking boss dude, you know how much cleanup sucks?
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i have seen other people do this. They do injections and stuff.
Got more like these guys???
>>574880968
>>574880968
>>574880968
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>keeping your internal organs in a bag of skin
Males will defend this.
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>>574883114
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>>574883773
see a doctor man

also how the fuck did you not jack off for 2 months?
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All hail King Rantallion (google it).
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>>574878502
>>574878554
>>574878596
>>574878859
>>574878890
>>574879053
>>574879125
>>574879684
>>574879903
>>574880035
>>574880553
>>574880634
>>574880720
>>574880732
>>574880960

>mfw this thread

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. GOAT thread
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>>574884296
Having major depression helps. No drive = no urge
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>>574884120

>>574883695
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>>574878416
it's weird, my balls are usually shrunk like little monkey balls. usually when im fapping or fucking

they are sometimes dangly though

is this bad? should I just cut them off and hope they regrow? a user on /b/ told me this and said he's a doctor
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>>574883695

>Buffalo soljaah
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>>574881330
ty for having this
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>>574884425
you are so depressed you don't masturbate?
holy fuck that's rough.
I don't know what to say dude, maybe take a holiday somewhere far away and try to meet a girl or someting
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>>574878416

Whoa, low bridge.

Captcha: shedenly his
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>>574883972
You don't understand, mine are too small. I cummed on mt coffee table then measured the diameter of it. It was only 5/16 inch diameter. Thats all I could produce.
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>>574878416
You are king lowballs. And this is amazing
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>>574884240

Hmm. More? omg just looked at my captcha

"Gaylord auloide" holy s
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>>574878416
do this
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>>574884872

Why would a camel kiss that?
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>>574884872
kek
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>>574885050

Fuck man, I'm losing my shit. Topkek!
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>>574884807
it looks like a space cock is shooting a purple load into your balls...

i think that is why they are so small
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>>574884647
Yeah. If i could scrape up enough money to pay a whore to come vacation with me I would. No sensible girl would come near me. At least thats how its been for the past 27 years. But hey, nature has its way of weeding out the bad genes in a family.
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>>574884872
The crystal ball is no place for the kings jewels
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someone better archive this thread
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>>574885050

HOLY SHIT my sides.
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>>574884807
swear fealty
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>>574883695
SCROATACOAT!!!!
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>>574884240
your dick is sadder than anne frank on inspection day
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>>574884425
that's weird man, the more depressed i get the more i jack off.
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>>574884872
nicola teslacles
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>>574886082
why he want a seat if he can use their balls... lol
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>>574886337

Because it releases happy feel good chemicals that you are clearly need.

Science bro.
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Pic related
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>>574886226
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>>574886476

again, fucking kek.
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>>574886615
Jesus christ, the tip of your cock is so dry it looks like a peeled grape.

Your whole dick seriously looks like old kebab meat someone forgot about and subsequently left out in the sun.
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>>574886615
Bahaha
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>>574886615
>having a white lighter
enjoy your bad luck
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>>574886920
he's literally fucking bad luck into bitches.

that's gods work
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>>574886615

Flaming homo detected.

Captcha: gentleman justitzy
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ITT: Peasants cause a ruckus at The Royal Balls Ball and insult the king
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>>574884872
you know what they say, lightning never strikes the same pube twice
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>>574887091

King Lowballs may have my fealty but you sir have my heart. I really like you.
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>>574887091
And then the giant fleshlight carriage and the two giant cocked horses turned back into a pumpkin and two rectum hamsters at midnight. Poor scroterella.
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>>574886615
Not proving anyone wrong.
Tiny cock is tiny.
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>>574886920

I always wondered— since lighters with wrapping are white underneath, do they count?
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this fucking thread is /b/ gold if only this showed up in the news. Actually. Lets try and get this into the news.
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>>574886337
I know.

>>574886559
I call bullshit on this. Every time I jack off it just makes me even more sad. Never have I once jacked it and felt good after.
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>>574881653
Heat and fat/excess skin. Your scrotum expands and contracts in response to temperature. Also, the fatter you are (and op is very fat), the more excess skin you have.
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>>574887376
It releases endorphins and makes you feel awesome for a few seconds, but the rush of endorphins without the accompanying rush of oxytocin you get from real sex makes you feel unfulfilled and sad afterwards. Also, you only have a certain amount of endorphins you can release a day, if you up a bunch of them on jackin it then you have less to feel good from normal things. Thus, everything is lackluster and life feels grey if you jack off everyday.

I know this and yet when i get depressed i just can't get myself to give even half of a shit and jack off for like 5 hours at a time. It blows. Then i get outta my funk and go back to living like a normal(ish) person.
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Speaking of balls
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>>574887376

Bet if a girl jerked you off, you'd be happier.
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>>574887427
Ball stretching is also a very real thing, imagine this but on your balls.
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>>574879684
I HEREBY SWEAR FEALTY TO KING LOWBALLS OF /B/
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>>574878416
>I hereby declare myself King Lowballs

Top Kek'd
Thanks OP thatmade my night
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>>574887732
lefty's always been a free spirit

listen to this while staring at this picture, it's transcendent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YCAvBeEe2I
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>2013+1
>still believing that having a white lighter is bad luck
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>>574878416
Question for the king.. Does your chain hang low?
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>>574888251

I always thought it was just a my state kind of thing.
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>>574888604
washington?
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>>574888564
lol'd This pleases the king
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>>574878416
Sheeeeit. When you turn the picture upside down it looks like Earthworm Jim.
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>>574888723

No, NJ. Guess that answers our question.
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>>574886803
Best description ever... better than 99% of the shit in the YLYL threads...
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>>574889802
haha, thanks man, i try.
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>>574886476
> nikola teslacles
top kek
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posting in epic bread. please someone archive
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>>574887313
>G0nRrGA5

Yep, you're a goner.
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>this thread
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>>574886476
kek
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A challenger appears (mine)
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>>574880553
>mfw it actually is OP
OP is not a faggot
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>>574888061
>1kiccXiC
>kicc
>top Kek'd

There's some illuminati shit going on in here
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>>574892964
The king is dead, long live the king!

His eternal droopiness, dangler of the realm
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>>5748809
5:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRDoWCxQIcE
It's real
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>>574892964
time stamp or your claim to the throne is unworthy
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