I hereby declare myself King Lowballs of /b/.
What beautiful form
You'll have to fuck using inversion boots if you ever want kids. The swimmers will get halfway up that column of futility and just go back to live in them low balls.
The king was experiencing disorientation while time stamping
why in the world are them so small?
Jesus christ OP do you even testosterone?
Anon. DONT! he has over 300 confirmed kills.
Posting in epic thread..
Hail the king!
It's a deceptive angle you peasants
still though, that guy has elephant balls, they look real and when he cums they actually drain. I don't know how the fuck that's real, my brain is just baffled right now.
Still laughing my ass off, OP.
>mfw this thread
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. GOAT thread
it's weird, my balls are usually shrunk like little monkey balls. usually when im fapping or fucking
they are sometimes dangly though
is this bad? should I just cut them off and hope they regrow? a user on /b/ told me this and said he's a doctor
you are so depressed you don't masturbate?
holy fuck that's rough.
I don't know what to say dude, maybe take a holiday somewhere far away and try to meet a girl or someting
You don't understand, mine are too small. I cummed on mt coffee table then measured the diameter of it. It was only 5/16 inch diameter. Thats all I could produce.
Yeah. If i could scrape up enough money to pay a whore to come vacation with me I would. No sensible girl would come near me. At least thats how its been for the past 27 years. But hey, nature has its way of weeding out the bad genes in a family.
Jesus christ, the tip of your cock is so dry it looks like a peeled grape.
Your whole dick seriously looks like old kebab meat someone forgot about and subsequently left out in the sun.
And then the giant fleshlight carriage and the two giant cocked horses turned back into a pumpkin and two rectum hamsters at midnight. Poor scroterella.
I call bullshit on this. Every time I jack off it just makes me even more sad. Never have I once jacked it and felt good after.
Heat and fat/excess skin. Your scrotum expands and contracts in response to temperature. Also, the fatter you are (and op is very fat), the more excess skin you have.
It releases endorphins and makes you feel awesome for a few seconds, but the rush of endorphins without the accompanying rush of oxytocin you get from real sex makes you feel unfulfilled and sad afterwards. Also, you only have a certain amount of endorphins you can release a day, if you up a bunch of them on jackin it then you have less to feel good from normal things. Thus, everything is lackluster and life feels grey if you jack off everyday.
I know this and yet when i get depressed i just can't get myself to give even half of a shit and jack off for like 5 hours at a time. It blows. Then i get outta my funk and go back to living like a normal(ish) person.
Speaking of balls
Ball stretching is also a very real thing, imagine this but on your balls.
>I hereby declare myself King Lowballs
Thanks OP thatmade my night
Question for the king.. Does your chain hang low?
A challenger appears (mine)
>mfw it actually is OP
OP is not a faggot