My GF and I recently started having sex. I'm not sure the best way to explain it, so I'm going to come right out and give examples of things she says during sex.
>You're doing great! >You're technique and fundamentals are really good. (while going down on her) >Yes! Keep going! You can do it! >That's really good. You've reached your goal and I'm going to cum (This is an EXACT quote!) >Wow! That's good. You must have been practicing! >That’s IT! You’re doing beautifully >You did that very well. I came really hard. I knew you could do it >I’m very proud of you
Mind you, let me reiterate, these are things she is saying while we are having sex. Yes, while we are fucking, she keeps saying all these words of encouragement. What is she, my fucking coach? I',m so flabbergasted by this, I don't even know what to say to her. She doesn't even really talk dirty, she just will shout all these words of encouragement.
I really have to dig deep in my mind for really dirty thoughts to stay in the mood because to me it is so ridiculous that I just want to burst out laughing sometimes. What is this all about? I mean do you think maybe she is not comfortable with talking dirty and this is her way of dealing?
>>574365771 This, do you have issues getting/staying hard, performance issues? If so she is probably trying to boost your confidence so you can fuck her better. Or maybe she is imagining some sort of mama role play.
>>574366108 >>574365771 No I don't and never have. Previous GF have told me I'm really good, but I don't think I am the greatest. I think I'm a 7/10 at sex. I also have a somewhat above average dick. Maybe she had an ex with confidence issues? Or she's incapable of orgasming?
>>574366847 I do wonder if she does it while masturbating too though. >Oh yes, I'm good when I play with my nipples. >My fingers are doing such a good job >I make myself so horny >Where did I get this dildo? It's so big!
>>574367489 Ordinarily I love having sex with myself, but I feel I'm becoming a bit too possessive. I never take myself out for drinks or a nice meal, it's always sex sex sex. So I'm seeing other people now, but I live with myself, so it's difficult seeing myself every day and having that sort of sexual tension.
how do you maintain a boner while she says this shit? i fucking hate when girls talk during sex this one bitch said "you are well endowed" while i was hitting her from the back. i was like who the fuck says well endowed. i pulled a total fag moved and faked an orgasm and acted like i cummed and stopped. then i left. never talked to her again. like wtf
>>574367923 Sometimes I look back at the time where I was totally addicted to myself. These days I'm really not getting that full satisfaction anymore, but I still like you alot honey. I hate seeing myself in the mirror, can't really say that I've moved on.
>>574368375 I hate how every time I'm in the shower, I seem to take that as an invitation to touch myself under the guise of "washing". It's disgusting but I'm scared to say anything. I know the same people as myself and I don't know if anyone would believe me, and I don't know if I would get violent with myself.
Why the fucking fuck don't you just tell her in a nice way that it fucking annoys you? Like this >babe, it is cute that you want to make me feel good during sex, but please could you stop cheering me on like a coach? Honestly it is kind of turning me off" You have a mouth nigger. And if she gets angry she's a cunt
>>574369123 I went to prison for contempt of court because I verbally assaulted me during the hearing. Now I'm stuck with me behind bars. This is not justice. I'm being victimized by myself, and just went I went to pee before, I touched myself to "steady the flow". The guards are enabling my behavior!
>>574369468 The aftermath after the latest happenings has made me actually starting to care about myself again, maybe it's the prison environment where I'm desperate for protection from someone mentally stronger than me.. or maybe I just do this because I have no other choice.. I've been changing cell twice this week already, but I can't seem to shake myself off.
>>574369710 Last night, I found myself initiating sex with myself. I don't know how it came about, but usually I try to start sex with my instead of the other way around. It was amazing, and we finished at the same time. I think I'm starting to fall for myself but now I'm starting to grow scared that I won't be released at the same time as me. What if I get released and end up having a relationship outside of prison while I am still inside?
>>574369994 What if I don't have the same goals in life after prison and decide do go in different directions? Last night I talked to me about this and when I started to cry I tried to save it by saying that I was joking. I soon got better and didn't make much of it.
After a while into the relationship I got back on the same track that drifted me apart last time, I got annoyed about things I do, and every time I try to talk to myself about it I just brush it of. I ain't having it! I think I really need to sit down with myself and talk about me. I really need to work on my teamwork, not only think about myself.
>>574370891 The charges were dropped against me, and I dropped the charges against me too. I'm working things out with myself slowly, and I think I'm going to be alright. Yeah I still do things to myself now and then, but it all seems to be a bit of give and take.
>>574371532 I'm not, I am. I'm into that sort of stuff, but I don't find it as appealing. >>574371347 I think I've gotten to the point where I know how this is going to play out. I'm certain I'm compatible with myself, and I know I can make me happy. I'm already looking for a ring, but I don't know it yet. I think I'm going to be with me for a long time to come.
>>574371757 I think I'll call up my father, asking for my hand. I just need to make sure I surprise myself so I might in the heat of the moment actually say yes. I'm not much of a romantic, but I am though.
I did it, I asked me and I said yes! I can't believe it, I'm so lucky. When I asked for my father's permission, he said I was mad and wouldn't do it, but my love for me knows no bounds. My love for me is enough to make this happen. I'm informing all the people I know, and I'm doing the same.
>>574372346 I actually made myself agree that a smaller ceremony would be more suitable, just I. Ive already started practicing the outcome.. "Do you take.. yourself..?" "Yes!! Yes I do!" Even thinking about it makes me cry.
>>574372605 I don't know if I'm going to take my name yet. Though I'm glad I have the support of some friends, others just can't understand my love for myself. I'm planning the honeymoon and keeping it totally secret, I'm so excited, I can't wait to find out where we'll be going. But I said that I can't find out until we're already on the way.
>>574372846 I've been looking at dresses and ties, I want myself to match. I need to make sure I dress up good as well, don't want to be the only one looking smart at the ceremony. All this planning and purchases has drained my wallet quite a bit, I sure hope I have some money saved up.
>>574373080 I had been getting tired lately, I thought it was a result of all the wedding planning and excitement. But I haven't been looking well recently either, and I noticed. I took myself to the doctor for a check, I am so brave and so proud of me, I took it all in stride while I was a bit of a mess. I have to go back for tests soon, but I hope I will be alright, at least I'm being strong for me.
>>574373416 I was so sad and surprised when the results came back. It's seems I've given myself HIV, and I know I must have been cheating on me with myself. So I confronted me in the act with myself and this has really shaken up my relationship. I told myself to sit down and talk this out with me, because if it keeps going like this someone is really going to get hurt.
>>574373617 I couldn't stay made at myself for long though. I feel that I've betrayed myself and I know that's terrible, but on top of the AIDS, it seems I have an inoperable brain tumor. I cried with myself all night over this, I am being very brave, and I don't know how I do it. Me and I are still getting married, we've moved the date closer. Even still, the doctor thinks I don't have much time left, but I told him to go fuck himself. I apologized for me, but I am determined to see this through.
>>574373907 I was at home when I heard I had been put in hospital and my status was critical. I didn't know what to say, I felt like I'd betrayed myself. If I would not have cheated on my I'd never be in this situation. I fell like I've really screwed up everything this time. I don't know if I'd ever be able to forgive myself..
>>574374240 It all happened so fast, I'm still not sure what happened. Two weeks before my wedding, I heard the news I'd be dreading. I had passed during my sleep. The nurses told me I had been asking where I was which makes me feel terrible. I'm not sure how I'll get through this, but I know it's what I'd want.
>>574374421 After my death I was crushed. I could not look myself in the mirror because I reminded me of myself. I wish I'd spent more time together with me during the rough times.. I simply could not put 1 and 1 together. The more I think about it the more it hurts.. I'm thinking about ending it.
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