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Justed skipped school today. I know my father will find out from

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Justed skipped school today. I know my father will find out from the school calling him.
Not sure what to do, Help /b/.
I have the schools phone number
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>>573880772
underage & /b/
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>>573880772
call in a shooting threat, theyll be too busy to call your dad
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>>573880772
Go to school you stupid fucking pussy
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Call your Dad first and tell him you had explosive diarrhea and had to go home.
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>>573880772
im telling
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>>573880931
Can't be tardy, too many times I have.went to court already and if I become late again I get 5000 taken away. I'm poor enough
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>>573880772

You should run to the head office and tell them that one of the teachers molested you in a closet - you had to have been in school for them to do that.

Either that or smear your shit around the school
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Watch Ferris Buellers Day Off I watched it once and my attendance record is .4 (never got in trouble)
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Call the school pretending to be your dad, excuse yourself saying you had a doctor appointment you forgot about
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>>573881327
done it once but got caught my voice is difficult to disguise
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I'm telling you, you must tell your Dad before the school. Any dad will be less pissed hearing it from you, then you hiding out like a puss and him hearing it from the school.
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Okay here's the deal, post the phone number and your father's name and one of us will pretend to be him. Everybody wins.
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Just kneel down on the floor and make sure there's a pot of vasaline in sight.

Be in that position when your father walks in.

He will anally explore you, and you'll be off the hook. + you lost your anal virginity. win win bro win in
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>>573882045
that's gay as fuck

stfu faggot, nobody wants to read that
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>Th.e Fappenn.i.ng F.ull Coll.ectio.n
tinylink-in/fappenning [change - to . ]
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>>573881890
2819838411 is the number
you can do what you want with it that'll slow them from calling but you can also try your idea
>>573882045
I don't live with my father
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>>573881890
yeah i agree OP THIS!
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>>573882990
op, what is your name and shit? ill do it...
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>>573882990
ill post a vocaroo of me doing it too, just for proof...
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>>573883171
Angello
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>>573883268
yeah im gonna need a surname you douche...
email me ([email protected])
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>>573883268
Dude you've fucked up
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>>573880772
Grow some fucking balls and take responsibility for your actions, faggot.
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>>573881183

Look at what you just typed man. You really need to go to school
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>>573883404
no he didnt...just dont do some dumb shit...we are gonna be cool today /b/
be...cool...
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>>573883524
To an underage little turd...
Cancer, it's all cancer
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>>573883438
I wished I went to school and also don't care much and if I did go to school it will cause more issues but now it's been like a hour from now and nothing happen so I'll wait this one out and if I'm dead tomorrow damn thanks for the help though got my head straight have fun with whatever is left of this thread
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Pull a Ferris Bueller on the school!
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>>573883931
I'll watch that though
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Just leave the phone off the hook or talk to somebody on the phone during the time they call so it can't get through.
I used to talk to my friend who also cut class at around 6 when the school called so neither of our parents find out.
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>>573883524
>be cool to this irresponsible, uneducated, cowardly little prick

No thanks. Everything that happens is well deserved. Maybe it will end up being a life lesson well learned.
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>>573883915
delete some posts and email me if you want out of this one you fucking fag....this is your one get out of jail free card....
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>>573882990
>>573883268

obvious pa request is obvious
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>>573884068
or maybe if we let him slide this one time, he will see that it is not worth it to be dumb as shit and maybe he will take his ass to school tomorrow...

>lrn2parent
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