Sup faggots, im with my high school sweetheart of several years

Becuase i now have a wife and kids and a well paying job

>>573738030
You've got the face of Benedict Cumberbatch so I guess you've got that going for you.

>>573738030
Because she got fat and I didnt

nice hate m8

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>>573738183
What a faggot, I bet your "wife" doesn't let you fuck any girl you want

>>573738030
she was the naborhood cumdumster. so. you know. i dont reuse cumdumsters.

Because i've been in a relationship for two years. Finally had the guts to break up, now im living the singlelife. Fucking a lot of girls and drinking with my mates. Because why not?

Because I eventually grew up enough to see past all her bullshit to how truly crazy she was.
Incredible lay though, I miss fucking her.

>>573738030
Well Anon, my hoghschool sweetheart was a lying, cheating, kanniving monster of a human being who (in my opinion) deserves everything that has happened to her.

>including being a single mother with black and brown kids and the clap.

Because I got older and wiser, and I'm not a fucking idiot anymore.

>>573738030
because I have yet to meet a person who married their high school sweetheart who isn't dull as shit, or incredibly ugly.

>>573738896
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lol she fucked monkeis.

If my ID changes its cause my phone app went retarded on me

>>573738030

because my highschool sweetheart was a whore. too bad I married her before I found out.

>>573739224
what the fuck do we care?

>>573739321
I care

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>>573738030
The one thing I know about young love is it doesn't last. You're clearly still a boy, and one day she will outgrow you. That is all.

Have fun masturbating until you find some dumb whore to fuck.

>>573739489
i am sorry. but do you know what i have achived today ?

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>>573739549
coming to you with oc

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>>573739084
God damn right she did.

AND SHE TRIED TO SAY THAT LITTLE FUCKER (first kid) WAS MINE!

>tfw you're white, your 14 Year old ex gf is white, and she swears up and down the swelling belly is your fault, and suddenly the blackest infant you've ever seen.

I have not known many such moments of pure joy like that one...

because she didn't suck dick

>>573739727
i feel bro. but i must greve with you. you are cunt-cusin with a monkey now. but ! happy times ! nignogs not on you !

Because of the same reason of not eating the same sandwich from high school.

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>>573738030
cuz she was kinda slutty

>>573738669
how was the relationship before the breakup? im in a similar situation but im living with my gf. im too temtep, i live in a college town and the ass trots up and down the street 24/7.

>>573738030
She ded

>>573741463
rekt.

actually i am, went to the same high school as you and i'm fucking ur bitch behind your back

>>573738030
heather mendez is fat

>>573738030
Because with that shitty potato face, you can't get another girl, so no matter what; you have to keep the cow for the rest of your life...

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>>573738030
Lol. The whore dumped my while I was bedridden with two broken vertebrae and a shattered collarbone.
>mfw my wife is worlds hotter than hs skank will ever be
>mfw she is a festering hamplanet now
>mfw I realized I dodged a slow-moving, jiggly, bullet.

>>573741650
lol wrong girl bro

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>>573738030

>>573738030
damn op is ugly as fuck 4/10

>>573742314
ON THE CONTRARY

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>>573742158
>slow-moving, jiggly, bullet

>>573742789
Not even being pedantic. Just accurate.

>>573742716
Wot m8

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>>573738896

>>573743218
heather hamplanet mendez is the girl in the pic

>>573738590
3/10 made me reply

>>573743493
Wrong m8 got no proof

>>573743784
wait how do i screenshot my pr00f

>>573738896
are you me??????

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>>573738030
because mine cheated on me

>>573744119
fggt bitch doxing skils 2/10

Because I didn't do anything about it and watched as she dated other people. :(

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>>573744730
you don't even know what i've been through you asshole

>>573745228
go make a baww thread and cry about it faggot

>>573745643
[repost previous gif]

stop hurting my feelings

>>573738030
No HS girlfriend because most of these newfags are still in middle school.

>>573738030
what's her name OP?

because she off'd herself

>>573745945
go back to tumblr
>>573746363
Ashely

Way to brag about fucking an ugly chick from high school by saying she lets you fuck other ugly chicks

I only met a few dozen potential partners throughout high school. Once I got out into the world, I met thousands of them. Its much more likely to meet a marriage quality girl among thousands of candidades rather than dozens.

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>>573746756
i googled how to screenshot

She cheated. I only found after we broke up though. So in that case it was probably cause she was a manipulative bitch and I suspected her of cheating

>>573747352
wrong agan faggot

>>573747832
your bitch is unpopular and only gets 1 like on her fb photos cos she's ugly

>>573748150
i can't take you seriously you looked up how to screenshot.

because i get better ass and dont have to fuck someone elses fat ass sloppy seconds

>>573738590
If I had to fuck what you're fucking, I'd want to fuck other girls too. Your girl probably feels the same.

OP looks hot.

>>573738030
Because I grew up, found someone more compatible with me, and then I married her.

No ragrets.

>>573738590
How do you know that? I know lots of polys that are married.

Grow up.

>>573742158
Similar situation here. I got a sweet situation now, and the other day saw my hs ex with a little half niglet baby clinging to her sizable arm, think brisket shank sized arm. It was hilarious. Bitch looks like she ate the girl I used to go out with.

Damn it feels good to have skipped out on a horrible, horrible, no good, very bad situation and finding a better one

>>573748539
/thread. This is pretty much the case.

>>573748318
i can't take you seriously you're taking me seriously

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I am. Pic related.

>>573748505
lol your jokin
>>573748902
wot

>>573738030
Because she cheated on me and then I met someone much much much prettier, nicer and smarter.

>>573749332
m8

Because that bitch divorced me.

Because I'm with my college sweetheart.

>>573749415
you dont evn no who i am do u fggot?

>>573750439
nah

>>573750552
worst trol ever

>>573750439
Nobody cares. You're a worthless piece of shit anon. You mean nothing. You are just another static. You are not unique, nor are you relevant.

>>573750856
c u fucks cant dox me and im gonna be alpha

I got this.

I have traveled around the world. I have seen and fucked almost every race. Why would I want to settle for anything around the block with no ambition? Why would I settle at all?

You, sir, are delusional. There are many more women out there than men. Many more that are willing to fuck without a thought.

Just wrap it and see the fucking world.

>>573750763
too tired to try

>that alliteration woah

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>>573738030
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>573751260
>Travel the world
>Fuck bitches

I do only one of these two things and a bitch ain't one.

>>573738030
Married my Highschool sweetheart 25 years ago. She cheated 7 years ago. Shot her and him dead. Got away with it. Looking for new highschool sweetheart.

>>573738030

I only love money, riches and gold.
I don't need no bitch to keep me happy.

>>573752445
seattle here has lots of bitches