Name our indie-metal band.
Don't be too harsh.
I'm the first guy on the left.
Here's another picture.
I think this one looks cooler.
the shit stains
>>573573325
System of a down syndrome.
>>573573818
this
Come on guys, we're not that bad.
Can't you be nice? :/
Head banging!
the gay fucks
>>573573325
Aquamarine Nightmares
Gayphoria
>>573573325
Or how about "Dessicate my Heart"
The cock sucking queers.
You guys are being dicks.
Except for the Aqua guy.
Faggs 4 ever
>>573573325
The first guy on the left
Peltor's Exordium
>>573573325
Anne Frank and the Jews
We're actually really good.
What's your guys problems?
>>573573325
at least you're the best looking one there
>>573573325
Three faggots and another faggot.
Los maricones
>>573573325
you guys are gonna look back on this day and laugh at how faggoty you all were.. except for the guy on the right. he's gonna keep trying to do the band thing. it's never gonna work and he's gonna an hero.
post pics when it happens.
>>573574076
>>573574401
you dont have a fucking bass guitar
>>573573325
kek the fatty on the right looks like an emo version of this neckbeard
How about "Cosplaying as Musicians?"
The Gay Pride Parade
The Heterophobes
Gay And Fat
Fat, Longhair, and Two Faggots
Emo Faggot
Edgy and Gay(or, Gay and Edgy)
Fagtallica
>>573573325
Truffle Shuffle And The MeMe brigade
Dude, we open mic at our highschool talent show.
We're not just some second rate band.
>>573573325
I kind of wand to cuddle you in a non sexual way.
Wicked Lester
>>573573325
Field of Spleens
Homo and the Faggots
>>573574076
Okay fine.
How about these?:
Breeder
Slit-Clit
Shunt
The Dorms
Greg Ferguson Pizza Party Thunder Time
Space is dark
Little things
Cunt Castle
Stereo Stephen
Cool Cock
The Tit Fits
Stretcher ("Stretch her")
Panda Kites
Dan
Quail Bait
Goofy Goober
Cunt Castle
Faguette (like "Baguette" but with the word "fag")
OP is faggot
>>573573325
Autism Sings
Edgy Try Hard and the Poo Pushers Collective
The Underage b&
Fuck you guys.
We have done our highschool's talent show three years in a row now.
We're not some second rate band.
Malnourished and the Gluttons
Fat Kid
Fatty Oldfag and the nigger faggots.
The Dragon Dildo
Angry Dragon
Giant Dicks made of Sound in your Anus
The Cocksuckers
Women with Dicks
>>573575456
>Highschool talent show
>Not second rate
Pick one
>>573573325
The Edgy Shitstains
Generic Faggots
>>573575675
Your shit taste in axes begs to differ
Seriously, call yourself first guy on the left.
>>573575675
Treatin' those guitars real fine. Props brosephanie.
>>573575675
Jagged Axe
Tantrum Drool
Dick Focker & The Butts
The Dreary Shitkickers
>>573573325
Fagwater deptgs
Steel ferrets
We're Edgy and Gay
Razor Edgy
Edge, Edgy, and Edgier
The Goyim Parade
FUCK ALL OF YOU. WE'RE NOT FAGGOT FAT ASS NECKBEADS LIKE YOU GUYS. WE HAVE GFS AT LEAST YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE WE HAVE THIS GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF AND YOUR ALL ALONE
That Bitch from Brave and the 3 Cum Guzzling Faggots
Sanguine Echo. You're welcome.
Kid on the right looks like he's tried hanging himself several times but failed because the noose couldn't support his weight, so now he dresses like a gay Nazi and writes shitty poetry.
Token fat bastard
>>573573325
1
King Faggot (you) and His Three Faggots
2
Fag o’ War
3
The Raging Faggots
4
The Fag Fag Fags
5
Faggotz
Choose wisely.
Furry Balls plopped menacingly on the table
>>573576140
Careful; wouldn't want to cut anyone on those edges
the newfags
>>573576140
> we have gfs
right
>>573573325
You Drink Bone Matter
Emo Emo Emo and the Dread
How about Dead Shadows or The Band btw your all gay queers
Queers for Fears
>>573573530
This is beta as fuck. A metal band should look confident. It looks like all 4 of you get bullied and are ok with it because the person who bullies you has a hard life at home
>>573575353
this
>Fat, Longhair, and Two Faggots
>>573573325
You do realize you haven't even posted your material as far as we know yet. Give us your material and I will tell you to get a MASCHINE STUDIO. Pool your money together and get a keyboardist if you have to, only Electronica savvy rock bands get the bread in today's game.
>>573575397
THIS!
The Shitlords
Gothopotamus and the Neckbeards
I Am Gay Please Rape Me
The Imitators
Too Edgy to Noose
Fatty and Prolapse Lickers
3 Fag Fatty
Niggers tongue my anus
Josie and the Pussy Fags
>>573576583
The after school special joke is hilarious.
The Talent Showstealers
Cock Juggler and the Thundercunts
The Mortal Dark Trasher Lasers
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WE'VE EVEN PLAYED ON STAGE WITH CANNIBAL CORPSE WHEN THEY CAME TO TOWN FUCK YOU
>>573575397
Kek'd
When and Then
>>573576140
Officially trolling. No way any rational person responds this way to anon, doesn't make sense.
>>573574076
Panic in the Basement
>>573575835
>this is a fucking joke
>only an-extremely-retarded person would answer to this
pick both
Fatshit and the Cumguzzlers
>WE'VE EVEN PLAYED ON STAGE WITH CANNIBAL CORPSE WHEN THEY CAME TO TOWN
pics or it didnt happen
>>573577019
Oh, cool. They did an autism benefit?
>>573576140
CAPSLOCK IS CRUSE CONTROL FOR COOL
Funk Spunk and Fart Handle
>>573573325
Chubbies With Chubbies.
>>573577265
inb4 cp
>>573577265
best PS skills ever
>>573573325
ragin fags
Buffet for my Valentine
>>573577191
>No shit
>You seem autistically butthurt
Pick a new joke
>>573573325
Niggerb8/10
>>573573325
I think I can smell those deadlocks from here.
all of you need haircuts.
>>573577019
I... wot
"Daddy won't come back"
Band Names Ideas:
Finding Negatives,Shaolin,
>>573573325
OP you look autistic, your boyfriends look autistic too. Stop being such teenage emos, get your shit together and study engineering at a major university
>>573577691
LOL! YEAS! WE HAVE A WINNER
>>573577691
With their debut album, "Mommy is a drunk."
Alright, it's not fun anymore. So bumping with pictures of us now, four years later.
>dreadlock guy
>>573573325
Go back to 9fag
>>573577691
Daddy already came.
Deafheaven 2
>>573573325
Mister Lister the Sister Fister and His Colorful Band of Renegades.
>>573573818
Syndrome of a down
also, samefagging
Jabba's meatvcurtains
Anal divers
Divas
The shaken baby syndromes
The corn cakes
The mistakes
Auschwitz and the lard lumps
The afterbirth
The fagtastic four
>>573577854
autistic pride, a bachelors in engineering and a plug for every hole.
>fat emo guy
>>573577854
You might as well be telling a tumblrina to blame themselves for being unattractive.
>>573574076
CringeCarnage20xx
>>573573325
What a bunch of pussy ass faggots. You'll never be famous, fat boy will either die from diabetes it lose a limb at the least. You will never make any money. You say you do it for the music, but in reality no one does it for the fucking music. You'll end up living in some shit hole when you get older, probably addicted to heroin. Get a real life while you can.
>me
Fat queer singer and his band of merry homos
>>573576135
>Edge, Edgy, and Edgier
kek
Autists Unite
No Rope Strong Enough(to support our weight)
The Mediocre Sexual Performances
4 Hitler and the cat
>>573578080
This guy has the look of serious self confidence issues.
>>573577943
Of course dreadlock faggot decided to grow an afro.
The Tyrds
Thai lucky dip
Futa surprise
Dickgirl roulette
Tits and todgers tombola
Fats and the retard three
>>573574076
What did you expect? You set yourself up for this.
>FUCK ALL OF YOU. WE'RE NOT FAGGOT FAT ASS NECKBEADS LIKE YOU GUYS. WE HAVE GFS AT LEAST YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE WE HAVE THIS GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF AND YOUR ALL ALONE.
You came to 4chan , /B/ no less and you expect help naming your band? You giant fag-ga-tron . I take it your IQ is in the double digits.
The Backshit Boys
Nine Inch Cocks
Fatpig and the Homeless
Los Mierdas
And the fourth guy an hero'd.
>>573573325
WTF is indie-metal? Does that just mean you're broke and in a metal band?
>>573578080
>Fat hipster guy
>>573573325
Satan's Cumshot
>>573576583
sad but true
U2 - a couple chromosomes
The Mega-Gigga-Niggas
Ultragays
Cumdumpsters
Cock-Garglers
>>573578189
>SmzSEl/n
So this is after you came out of the closet with the other three?
All that bass guitar you guys have....Fat singer eat bassist?
>>573578189
>SmzSEl/n
Also, furries in the background. Yiff in hell.
The broken homes
The cavities
The four chins
The walmarts
>>573575074
Clearly you're new here. Name your band Autistic Fucktards and fuck off.
>>573578425
"indie-metal" > Metal wannabees
>>573578779
Good point, they probably have shitty music because they STILL HAVEN'T POSTED TUNES
>>573578104
Fuck do I care about their weight, it's their mindset which is so fucking annoying. Same with these teenage emo metal dudes.
closet fags and the behemoth (couldnt fit into the closet)
Okay..then maybe...
"Raging autists"?
Here's my soundcloud, then, faggots.
https://soundcloud.com/thecoltband
Rowdy Randals Complimentary Dildo Experience.
>>573575456
OP is a faggot. Fuck this, it's time for a Spider-Man thread.
Nightmarish Ectasy
Shadow Pilots
Staring at Souls
Forgotten And Gone
>>573573530
Btw, wtf is with the pose your striking here on the right. Naruto fag? Music is cool bro but Naruto is not.
>>573579241
>thecoltband
I thought the names here were as gay and pathetic as it could get
>>573579241
I've fastly gone through 4/5 songs..
WHERE'S THE METAL YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOT?
>>573579352
what pose? he's just leaning on his hands. do you never do that?
The Inbreds
The Buttplugs
Too Thick (To shoot ourselves)
No Brains to Blow Out
Fatty McGee and the Special Eds
Special Ed and His Faggot Friends
Butt Buddies
One Inch Dicks
>>573579241
>https://soundcloud.com/thecoltband
Appreciate it man. Listening to "Heather, Why," it's not bad. I certainly dig the sound.
>>573575456
>not second rate
>shows picture of epiphone guitar
>15w Line 6 amp
you guys should call yourselves The Bargain Hunters
At least you're not the first in the right.
BloodNDarkness666Satanfags.
>>573579572
HERE'S THE METAL
https://soundcloud.com/thecoltband/sets/metal
"The Edge and the Itchy Millimetres"
The Dirt Hill Gang
Indie-metal band?
All right that would be Beethoven. What do you say, Beethoven is no indie-metal band? Really? Oh maybe then I don't listen to indie-metal crap and prefer real music
>>573579720
Nobody leans on their hands like that.
Maybe one hand. We are talking about what would at the time have been a kid though.
>>573579774
Hey, thanks man! Wasn't expecting that.
>>573575978
great band name
would listen/10
>>573579961
This is so retarded, I don't know if you're trolling.
>Album cover is faggot kid's nose
>Song is literally some autist screaming while he tears up his cheap guitar with his plump, stubby sausage fingers
>>573580382
Wait, what's metal again?
>>573573325
666 Fuhrer's Satanic Helpers
>>573579816
Oh no, they aren't using premium gear. >> Using a $3000 dollar guitar has been scientifically proven to teach you your abg's and automatically imbues the power of Led Zeppelin and Jimmy Page to your cock. If you're going to make fun of somebody, make it personal.
>>573573325
>>573574286
The fat one didnt even get off the ground
>>573573325
No showers for us
The london looks
The birth defects
Captain choclate keks
The failed attempts
Virginity warriors
The transititioning fags
The /pol/s
>>573573325
Denny and the Faglords
> Implying We're Edgy
Next stop cutsville
>>573573818
Kek
>>573580498
Lol.
>Admits metal is fag music
>Is in a metal band
>>>573579572
>HERE'S THE METAL
>https://soundcloud.com/thecoltband/sets/metal
You must be autistic to think this steaming pile of shit is metal.
>>573573325
>Bullet for the Better of Humanity
>>573578189
american horror story
>>573575675
I literally would not want to own anything on that picture except for maybe the cabinet and some cables, can't have too many cables.
>>573580834
lmao the failed attempts.
>>573580834
obviously you've never been to London. This is typical US suburbia look. Quite the opposite of the European urban look
"Mom, We're Trying to be Hardcore Over Here!"
>>573581001
kekeke
Gives me an idea.
Bullet vibe for my butt
>>573575675
I still say this is guitar abuse.
>>573575353
>fagtallica
Hahaha
My old stuff was like this.
https://soundcloud.com/thecoltband/baby-you-complete-me
And I like N.W.A.
https://soundcloud.com/thecoltband/straight-outta-compton-nwa
And random instrumentals.
https://soundcloud.com/thecoltband/cows-dream-too
>>573581153
Look up "get the london look" on youtube.
Cringe Inducers
>>573581153
>european urban look
>London
Obviously YOU'VE never been to london...
Shits and the giggles
The Bronies
The Hot Topic After School Abotions
Eat Our Twigs
The Mongoloids
Heavy DD and his Underqualified Tard Wranglers
>>573580695
I didn't say it would make them better musicians. But there is a reason why nobody making good music plays it on a Hannah Montana guitar. Why don't you just keep day drinking.
>>573582130
You're wrong.
>>573573530
the backside boys
Big Head Tard and the Wranglers
The anal faggoteurs
Ebola AIDS
The uninvolved parents
The chastity belts
The 2007's
Slipperydogknot
Death when i fart
Explosive shitfarts
Weight out of line
Protein farts
Deactivated walnuts
Dusty condoms ( that we wont ever use)
The antisocial weaboos
The Virgin Four
>>573579315
The Lifelong Virgins
Limp hair collective
>>573582391
>Deactivated Walnuts
Your my hero anon
Bullet for my faggot ass
Pedo and the Bears
> Indie-metal
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags
>>573581764
yes
>>573579315
>says spiderman thread and doesnt post anymore spiderman
>>573581969
Hahahahaha I'm in tears!
First Guy On the Left.
>>573582130
Night Smoking. And another thing, my Hannah Montana guitar has taken me through a LOT of hard times.
no /b/tards commenting on soundcloud? im dissapointed
Never Been Kissed
Down the River and Across the Street
Stryper
The Who Cares?
The Beat-Offs
Fat Sabbath
Nerdvana
No-Neck and the Devil's Haircuts
Johnny Fatten and The Sex Blanks
5 seconds of cringe
No direction
The Backdoor Boys
>>573576140
>we have gfs
Doesn't count when they're +180 pounds
Penis envy
The end result of feminism
>>573583148
"Check your privilege"
>>573573325
The wastes of space
The last twats of metal
>>573582924
Don't remember Soundcloud pass or email enough to care. Oh I could take some shots at him, vote his shit down, I could even accuse them of being the homosex, but the fact is, I'm too high. I guess marijuana just isn't worth it.
>>573575074
i cant hear you through images :/
>>573582736
Thanks! I'll be here all day, mainly because I have nowhere else to be.
The reacharounds
>>573573325
the stupid motherfuckers and their stupid motherfucking faces
>>573576140
Timmy & the Try-Hards
>>573582240
I am?! Oh no! So you're saying the last decade I've been studying, playing, and practicing, has been all for not? I've learned nothing about the instrument, or how it works, and that the technology was perfected by cheap foreign labor back in the 50's?...Man...good thing I came to /b/ so I could learn a thing or two.
Balls to the Mall
Ron Weasley and the Emo Fagtards
Bitch Tits and the Wizards
Betallica
The Cuckholded
gayo po
The Trench Coats
Breaking Benches
Too Fat to Ride
Penial Denial
The Dingle Berries
My Missing Frontal Lobe
The Cocker Rocker
The fault in our genes
Abortions' revenge
>>573583563
This
>>573583664
>kek
>>573583532
Woah woah woah woah faggy two shoes, chill out. We're not saying you can't play the meat flute, it's just that the two dollar whore could be just as capable a lover as the $1,000 whore, if you let him.
The cosmic leopards
The Unsigned
>>573578353
Hi you must be new here. My newfag radar is going off the charts!
"Autistic Mantits"
The Negros
Sister Fister
>>573584031
Read all before commenting if you want to use that image. Nufag kek
Ras Trent and the White Trash
>>573584124
Top kek!
>>573577019
The aaa tour (autism abomination abortion)
>>573583398
You're welcome! And same here haha :3
Boys R Us
Black Faggath
My Little Retard
The Ponyfags
Furfag and the Bottoms
The Overweight Experience
Toe Fungus and the Turds
Faulty Genesis
Fender Fatocaster and the Bologna Breaths
>>573584731
Fat Blabbath
Saggin' Balls and the Shady Fedoras
Crooked Papasmacks
Fat Guy on the Right and Friends
Cockerinoes Doodly Doo
Dickmonglers fanfare
>>573584731
Kek
The Uncircumcised
Total Circumcision
True Dicks
The Beetles
The Tainted Taints
Scott Peterson and the Floaters
The /b/ible
The Cumhoggers
>>573573325
Dirt Pile Anthem
>>573583148
go with this, it's timely, provocative and 666% accurate.
>>573583532
>I am?! Oh no! So you're saying the last decade I've been studying, playing, and practicing, has been all for not?
I'm not supporting them or anything, but anon... That's most probable. Studying something a gorillion years for nothing it's the everyday song of 99% of the population.
Bring Me the Fedora
King Faggot and the An Heroes
>>573585263
When did you get here my fellow Vulcan brother. Nanu Nanu.
Nickelblack
Stretched Anus and the Silent Farts
The Mandingo Warriors
>Anal beads
>cock knockers
>autistic immigrants
>Socrates and the Bukkake sluts
>cunt fuckers
>DJ Immigrant
>Amanda Johnson
>the BukkaKings
>Ebola
>where is my dad
> YOHN HAKKEN NIYJU MOYASE
The Anal Creampies
Lefty and the kids
The abused
The mouth-breathers
Jack the eater
Nickleback
Lil. Stain
Wal-Mart's most wanted
Enemies of gravity
Blooming fatties
The Niggerdicks
George Zimmerman and the Bullets
Smash cake.
The hungry hungry hippos.
The broken hormones.
Moms basement dwellers.
Spudliciois.
The burger flippers.
Cum Buns
Human Fagapedes
Rape kit kats
>>573578404
Couldn't handle being in a shit band with faggots, no doubt.
We Should Just Get It Over With and Wear Capes
Djentlement
Not without my cock
They Might be Faggots
>>573578005
Right hurr op
the bad hair days
>>573573325
The Void Between Us
Girl Repellent
Scatological Terror
Mole hill......
Now fuck off OP
>>573573325
>>573573530
the what the fucks
>>573573530
2 Fat 2 Crouch
Frumpy Fatty and the Greaseballs
>>573573325
Metal heads and the whale
Josie and the Pussyfats
Dick snorting 12 year olds and a gag with a beard.
Balless balladeers
Fedora and M'ladies
>>573576556
>Queers for Fears
fucking top kek
the depressants,the hunger,cut2deep4u,suicidal tendencies,iwinnabygo,blight power,condemsation.
>>573575397
Fuck off Heaven
First pubes
1. Billy and the turd cutters
2. My uncle's favorite tongue
3. Metronome what?
4. Late night cock hunters
5. Locker room sniffers
The Preemie Trio
Fetus Dinner
Five Farting Faggots
Curdled Tit Milk
Martin Luther KKKing
Emma Watson
Lesion of Doom
>>573578502
I guess nothing else matters.
>>573573530
Band name - Slav Wannabes
From the album; EXCESS HAIR, who needs to dump first.
>>573575478
>I kind of wand to cuddle you in a non sexual way.
>I kind of wand to cuddle
>I kind of wand
>wand
Like a Harry Potter type wand?
>>573577386
But you always need to steer
Wedontwipe
Megaderp