Name our indie-metal band.
Don't be too harsh.
I'm the first guy on the left.
Here's another picture.
I think this one looks cooler.
Come on guys, we're not that bad.
Can't you be nice? :/
You guys are being dicks.
Except for the Aqua guy.
We're actually really good.
What's your guys problems?
you guys are gonna look back on this day and laugh at how faggoty you all were.. except for the guy on the right. he's gonna keep trying to do the band thing. it's never gonna work and he's gonna an hero.
post pics when it happens.
kek the fatty on the right looks like an emo version of this neckbeard
Dude, we open mic at our highschool talent show.
We're not just some second rate band.
How about these?:
Greg Ferguson Pizza Party Thunder Time
Space is dark
The Tit Fits
Stretcher ("Stretch her")
Faguette (like "Baguette" but with the word "fag")
OP is faggot
Fuck you guys.
We have done our highschool's talent show three years in a row now.
We're not some second rate band.
Fatty Oldfag and the nigger faggots.
FUCK ALL OF YOU. WE'RE NOT FAGGOT FAT ASS NECKBEADS LIKE YOU GUYS. WE HAVE GFS AT LEAST YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE WE HAVE THIS GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF AND YOUR ALL ALONE
Kid on the right looks like he's tried hanging himself several times but failed because the noose couldn't support his weight, so now he dresses like a gay Nazi and writes shitty poetry.
King Faggot (you) and His Three Faggots
Fag o’ War
The Raging Faggots
The Fag Fag Fags
This is beta as fuck. A metal band should look confident. It looks like all 4 of you get bullied and are ok with it because the person who bullies you has a hard life at home
You do realize you haven't even posted your material as far as we know yet. Give us your material and I will tell you to get a MASCHINE STUDIO. Pool your money together and get a keyboardist if you have to, only Electronica savvy rock bands get the bread in today's game.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WE'VE EVEN PLAYED ON STAGE WITH CANNIBAL CORPSE WHEN THEY CAME TO TOWN FUCK YOU
Officially trolling. No way any rational person responds this way to anon, doesn't make sense.
Chubbies With Chubbies.
OP you look autistic, your boyfriends look autistic too. Stop being such teenage emos, get your shit together and study engineering at a major university
LOL! YEAS! WE HAVE A WINNER
Alright, it's not fun anymore. So bumping with pictures of us now, four years later.
autistic pride, a bachelors in engineering and a plug for every hole.
>fat emo guy
What a bunch of pussy ass faggots. You'll never be famous, fat boy will either die from diabetes it lose a limb at the least. You will never make any money. You say you do it for the music, but in reality no one does it for the fucking music. You'll end up living in some shit hole when you get older, probably addicted to heroin. Get a real life while you can.
Fat queer singer and his band of merry homos
4 Hitler and the cat
What did you expect? You set yourself up for this.
>FUCK ALL OF YOU. WE'RE NOT FAGGOT FAT ASS NECKBEADS LIKE YOU GUYS. WE HAVE GFS AT LEAST YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE WE HAVE THIS GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF AND YOUR ALL ALONE.
You came to 4chan , /B/ no less and you expect help naming your band? You giant fag-ga-tron . I take it your IQ is in the double digits.
WTF is indie-metal? Does that just mean you're broke and in a metal band?
So this is after you came out of the closet with the other three?
All that bass guitar you guys have....Fat singer eat bassist?
Rowdy Randals Complimentary Dildo Experience.
OP is a faggot. Fuck this, it's time for a Spider-Man thread.
Too Thick (To shoot ourselves)
No Brains to Blow Out
Fatty McGee and the Special Eds
Special Ed and His Faggot Friends
One Inch Dicks
Appreciate it man. Listening to "Heather, Why," it's not bad. I certainly dig the sound.
>not second rate
>shows picture of epiphone guitar
>15w Line 6 amp
you guys should call yourselves The Bargain Hunters
All right that would be Beethoven. What do you say, Beethoven is no indie-metal band? Really? Oh maybe then I don't listen to indie-metal crap and prefer real music
This is so retarded, I don't know if you're trolling.
>Album cover is faggot kid's nose
>Song is literally some autist screaming while he tears up his cheap guitar with his plump, stubby sausage fingers
666 Fuhrer's Satanic Helpers
Oh no, they aren't using premium gear. >> Using a $3000 dollar guitar has been scientifically proven to teach you your abg's and automatically imbues the power of Led Zeppelin and Jimmy Page to your cock. If you're going to make fun of somebody, make it personal.
american horror story
I still say this is guitar abuse.
My old stuff was like this.
And I like N.W.A.
And random instrumentals.
>european urban look
Obviously YOU'VE never been to london...
I didn't say it would make them better musicians. But there is a reason why nobody making good music plays it on a Hannah Montana guitar. Why don't you just keep day drinking.
The uninvolved parents
The chastity belts
Death when i fart
Weight out of line
Dusty condoms ( that we wont ever use)
Night Smoking. And another thing, my Hannah Montana guitar has taken me through a LOT of hard times.
Don't remember Soundcloud pass or email enough to care. Oh I could take some shots at him, vote his shit down, I could even accuse them of being the homosex, but the fact is, I'm too high. I guess marijuana just isn't worth it.
I am?! Oh no! So you're saying the last decade I've been studying, playing, and practicing, has been all for not? I've learned nothing about the instrument, or how it works, and that the technology was perfected by cheap foreign labor back in the 50's?...Man...good thing I came to /b/ so I could learn a thing or two.
The Trench Coats
Too Fat to Ride
The Dingle Berries
My Missing Frontal Lobe
The Cocker Rocker
The fault in our genes
Woah woah woah woah faggy two shoes, chill out. We're not saying you can't play the meat flute, it's just that the two dollar whore could be just as capable a lover as the $1,000 whore, if you let him.
Hi you must be new here. My newfag radar is going off the charts!
Saggin' Balls and the Shady Fedoras
Fat Guy on the Right and Friends
Cockerinoes Doodly Doo
>I am?! Oh no! So you're saying the last decade I've been studying, playing, and practicing, has been all for not?
I'm not supporting them or anything, but anon... That's most probable. Studying something a gorillion years for nothing it's the everyday song of 99% of the population.
When did you get here my fellow Vulcan brother. Nanu Nanu.
>Socrates and the Bukkake sluts
>where is my dad
> YOHN HAKKEN NIYJU MOYASE
Couldn't handle being in a shit band with faggots, no doubt.
the depressants,the hunger,cut2deep4u,suicidal tendencies,iwinnabygo,blight power,condemsation.