Help /b/, I'm in my second year of college and I've

>>573472981
kill yourself, you autistic fuck

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You sound pretty picky for someone who lacks the ability to get with the girls of his preference.
You figure it out faggot, perhaps you're a loser or fucking ugly and that's why they don't want to talk to you.

>>573473183
So it's bad to not want the best? Faggot. Enjoy your white and Latina WHORES.

>>573472981
"I'm tired of not having a gf"

You sound like a whiny bitch who's had everything handed to you you're whole life.

NO, asian girls would not want you anymore than all the other girls you've been rejected by don't want you.

You're one of those pathetic betas who freezes up and can't talk to girls in real life and then goes to the internet to call them whores and act like hes not fucking every girl he can because he has standards or some shit.

>>573473487
Asian girls fucking love white cock, they leave their lame ass men for us all the time.

>>573472981
ive fucked more asian girls than non-asian

every single asian girl i fucked was married

tldr
asian girls are sluts

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>>573472981
It's ok anon, just force the conversation to continue, they're just shy because they're trying to contain themselves from latching onto your mighty Western dick

>>573473281
Obvious virgin is obvious.

I've fucked Asians, they're nothing special. Kind of annoying.

I still think you should kill yourself, you fucking waste of bandwidth.

mlp loving fedora wearing neckbeard detected

>>573472981
There's no such asian woman with red or blonde hair, let alone blue eyes.

Dumb fucking

>>573473554
Sure you did...
>>573473584
I'll try I guess.
>>573473604
I know I'm a virgin but I won't be losing it to anything other than a god tier Asian, I'm in no rush.

I could have lost it to either of these two beautiful Puerto Rican girls the other day, but they were in my suite drinking alcohol, and listening to dadrock records on our record player (Blind Faith), so that was an instant turn off.
>>573473698
I'm not a fedora, I fucking hate atheists.
>>573473702
Do you know how to read?

>>573473535
Then why arn't you fucking one right now instead of crying about how you can't get one on /b/?

>>573473942
Because I need to find out how break the ice with a QT3.14 Asian.

>>573473862
>Sure you did...

>being in this much denial

>>573474194
say this:

>I know I'm a virgin but I won't be losing it to anything other than a god tier Asian, I'm in no rush.

>I could have lost it to either of these two beautiful Puerto Rican girls the other day, but they were in my suite drinking alcohol, and listening to dadrock records on our record player (Blind Faith), so that was an instant turn off.

>>573473862
>Could have
Could have isn't the same as did faggot, until you actually fuck a girl you're all talk.
We all know you can't and project it onto women and put Asian pussy on a pedestal, but it's all the same.
Only retarded virgins like you think there is a difference.

>>573474245
>implying a QT3.14 Asian would go anywhere near your faggot ass
Unless she was a shitty Asian that the god tier Asian men don't even want.

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>>573473862
Why are you so infatuated with Asian women? You do realize they probably fuck the most since they have the most populated country on the planet.

>>573474194
If you're attractive and white, you won't need to find out how to break the ice. They'll approach you. But if you're an ugly fat fuck, being white won't matter.

>>573474194
Do the same thing you did to get those puerto rican girls back to you're place.

Cause i'm sure that story is totally true

>>573474415
>implying I'm this unsmoth
>>573474419
I definitely could have, they gave me the signs that they wanted my white cock in their brown pussies.
>>573474482
Asian women are fucking god tier. I'm attractive and white.
>>573474521
They were hanging out with my suitemates then I came out to talk to them, they were getting fucked up so I lost interest and went back into my room.

>>573474448
>she

ive had 3 asian girlfriends u twat. 90lbs, 95lbs, and 115lbs. 26yo, 36yo, and 34yo.

>>573474987
They were probably the Asian women that Asian men don't even want, so she has to settle for your faggot dick.

>>573472981
they look like trolls or something with those chinky eyes and yellow skin

>>573474987
oh and yeah all 3 were married. fucked one for 9 months, one for 4 months, and one for 1 month

>>573474987
Lmao i'm just imagining you standing next to the scale with a clipboard... who the fuck keeps track of that shit...

>>573474946
hahahahahah so you interupted your suitemates possible threesome.. said something super cringy then went back to you're room and jerked it?

>>573475096
one was married to a black guy, one was married to a mexican, and one was married to a white guy

i was coworkers with all of them

>>573475176
Those were just whores that real Asians hate, you dumb faggot.

Well, fuck you fag

lol pussy ass faggot has to settle for an asian girl and tries to make excuses for it

thing is not even asian girls would go for him

>>573475373
ive only fucked 4 chicks so mental notes are good enough but i like your clipboard idea

Learn an Asian language. Limiting yourself to Asians who speak English narrows the pool to choose from.

>>573475373
They were pregaming, my roommate ended up fucking one of them but I could have easily did it myself.
>>573475385
This sounds fake as hell.

And you're a shitty person for doing this, and are extremely dishonorable.

>>573475797
goddammit you are autistic.

>>573475654
The Asian girls would love my white cock.
>>573475771
I'm starting Mandarin next semester.

>>573475873
>implying I'm autistic just because I have a high IQ and high standards to match that high IQ

>>573475387
yea but 2 were shy and soft spoken and all that and turned out to be pretty fucking willing to fuck me behind their husbands backs. all these asian girls you think are shy and innocent are in fact, most likely sluts

>>573476164
Those were probably wack Asians

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>>573476000
Damn with denial like that you're well on the way to wizard status

>>573475797
>This sounds fake as hell.
its not

>And you're a shitty person for doing this, and are extremely dishonorable.

meh all 3 said their husbands treated them badly. first one said she wanted to leave her husband and marry me, said her husband hit her. she decided to stay with him cuz kids. last one said she was in process of divorce and her husband cheated on her. she was a major bitch though and we split up.

>>573476447
fuck i meant to post one of those b8 pics

>>573476575
You're a very dishonorable person.

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>>573476447
you goofed.
solid cd though

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>>573472981

you certainly sound like a distinguished gentleman.

>>573472981
if you want an asian that isnt a slut you have to move to an asian country. doesnt matter if she's asian if she's influenced by western culture.

>>573476764
Fuck that butthurt faggot, I'm in no rush to lose my virginity.
>>573476786
They're inherently non slutty.

fedorafag kill yourself please

>>573472981
go fucking kill yourself. pls. you're a fucking disgrace. you nasty beta faggot.

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>>573476000
So you're attractive, white, and smart. Care to show us a picture of yourself? That way we can give you actual advice based on what you look like, and you'll prove those who don't believe you wrong.

>>573476964
I'm not a fedora, I fucking hate atheists. I am, and only associate myself with Agnostics. Another reason I wasn't interested in the Puerto Rican qt from the other night, she had a cross on her necklace. So I'm assuming she was a Catholic to some extent.

>>573472981
>they're embarassed to speak English in front of me so they keep the conversation short
Yeah, keep telling yourself that dude. The only reason you haven't got a qt asian gf yet is because they're too embarrassed to speak to you. Get real you ugly fuck.

>>573477060
Fuck off faggot, this isn't /soc/.

>>573476902
it is not possible to be this retarded.
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
OP le trolled us XD

>>573477060
this

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>>573477201
Autistic weeaboo with zero social skills and no idea what the real world is really like detected.

Kindly an hero at your nearest convenience.

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>>573476902

>I'm tired of not having a gf
>white women are fucking sluts
>not partying like sheeple to fuck whose had another man's penis inside her

>i want a virgin

are you sure you aren't eliot channelling 4chan from the grave? cause you sound exactly like him

>>573477238

agreed.

way to go OP 9/10 troll

>>573476665
i disagree. if i thought these were good guys, i may agree with you. but if they hit them and cheat on them, i deserve their loving more than they do

>>573477154
No, they're embarrassed because they're extremely polite and don't want to make a mistake, idiot.
>>573477330
Elliot was a violent cocksucker and he was in such a rush to have sex, plus he wanted shit tier white girls for some reason, despite being of immaculate racial heritage.

>>573477438
It doesn't matter, they weren't divorced yet so you broke the code of honor.

>>573477482
>they're embarrassed because they're extremely slutty

>>573477826
No, they have great honor and love white people, thus not wanting to look bad in front of a white person like myself.

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>>573477201
You're asking for advice, but nobody is giving you any because they think you're a fat ugly fuck that looks like >>573477249
All I'm saying is, if you want people to take you seriously and actually believe a word of the shit you're saying, post a picture of yourself.

If you're hesitating to post a picture, then you're probably not as attractive as you think, then that will probably answer why you're a virgin that no Asian woman wants to approach.

But what have you got to lose if you're attractive? Only positive things will come really, you'll shut up everyone is this thread who isn't believing you, and you'll get advice.

>>573472981
nice pasta op you caught the whole thread

>>573477924
I'm not posting my picture, but I can tell you that I'm definitely not fat. I'm at least a 5/10.

>>573477737
i follow my own code of honor, and it says if a man cheats on his wife or hits her, it is my duty to get her to cheat on him and divorce him

havent caused a divorce yet though...

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>>573477482
You're probably a troll. Even though I will reply to this under the impression you aren't because I enjoy putting neckbeards down.

No, you fucking moron. I get that foreigners - especially asians - who don't speak much English are self-conscious about their ability, but to say that's the fucking reason you haven't attracted one yet is complete bullshit. I've known people who have coupled with asians who have literal 0 or very basic understanding of English, dumb fuck.

If you're attractive enough, I'm pretty sure people can get over the fucking language barrier thing you fucking mega retard.

Things that are true:

1). You are a mega autist neckbeard weeaboo
2). You are, in the most likely circumstance, ugly as fuck
3). You are dumb
4). Despite all of this you still maintain narcissism

Strongly consider suicide you ugly permavirgin.

>>573478197
many men cheat. You are obviously not good at what you do to not cause a breakup. 5 inch cock, maybe?

>>573474946
How do you know you could have if you didn't?
I want to see some pictures, please grace me with your majestic good looks that all Asian women are somehow able to reject.
Face it, if you were good looking and not socially retarded you would have fucked an Asian girl by now, or any girl for that matter.
Autism is stopping you, and a very unrealistic self image.

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>>573477249
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>>573478378
That's exactly the reason for most of them, you fucking idiot.

1.Not autistic, not a neckbeard, and while I deeply respect Asian culture, I am not a weabo.
2.I'm average at least.
3.My IQ is top percent.
4.Warranted "narcissism" if anything.
>>573478440
Because you'll say I'm ugly no matter what.

>>573478921
confirmed troll

>>573478394
cock is like 6.2 inch
im not that great at sex, not too bad though, kept one coming back for 9 months and another for 4 months

>>573478131
>Thinking weight is the only issue here
You can be chiseled as fuck and still be fucking ugly.
I guess you're retarded too since you can't just delete exif data and post a picture to show us all how wrong we are.
I'm personally with a foreign girl and just recently met her parents in South Korea, I will answer any question you have to the best of my ability, if you just post a damn picture.

I know you won't though, you'll probably just come up with a retarded remark about how I'm lying, even though you've already made some pretty outrageous claims with no proof.
Prove me wrong faggot

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>>573478131
Do you look like this?

>>573478921
Not really, at this point everybody thinks you looking like a shit with a face. You can't get lower than the image everyone has of you right now.

>>573479159
>>573479170
I'm not ugly, maybe not super handsome, but not ugly.

>>573477091

I'll bite. On the internet nobody knows that you're a horse replying to a troll.

A militant agnostic is a contradiction. You cannot be passionate about not knowing shit

>>573479520
I'm passionate because agnosticism is the only logical stance. I despise both theists and atheists, but especially the latter.

>>573472981
>not partying at college
I'm sorry that you're such a pleb.

all these faggots eating up that bait

9/10 OP gogogo

>>573479662
>poisoning your body just to have "fun"

>>573479141
>im not that great at sex
obviously.

>>573479514
What seems to be the problem then?
You asked for advice, yet you're still unable to do one simple thing for us.
Not only are you coming off as a narcissist, you're coming off as a self entitled bratty faggot.
I think we might have found an underlying problem as to why you can't get with an Asian.
Their pure non cheating hearts can sense you're a shitty person.
They would never spoil themselves with your obviously inferior bullshit.

>>573479773
My god you're such a fucking retard. I love people like you, it reminds me of myself when I was 17.

This thread is fun. Gr8 b8. I almost want to believe it isn't b8 just because it's fun imagining someone this autistic in real life.

>>573479923
I'm not posting my face here just so you can make fun of me.

>>573479514
Well then there's your answer. You're not attractive. How unattractive, we won't know unless you post a picture. But if you're asking yourself why no Asian woman wants you, then it's probably because of that.

>>573479969
You had a better outlook at life when you were 17, then.

>>573479614
So you're an atheist without the confidence to admit it. We're getting somewhere.

You seem to want a 7/10 late-teenaged asian agnostic that's willing to fuck virgins with no confidence or social skills.

You've limited yourself to a very small market.

>>573480158
No, I neither believe nor disbelieve in a god. I'm a pure agnostic.

Fuck atheists.

>>573479981
This isn't about your face anymore.
I finally think we're onto something, you can't get a perfect pure Asian girl because you're not top tier material for them.
They can sense it and that's why you can't start a conversation with them.
Have fun being inferior.

>>573479981
pics or gtfo

Faggot, I bet you chant this shit at girls all the time who post here, just to make fun of them. Well, now, since you are such a pussy, it's your turn. We want pics and won't help until we get them.

It's probably why the pure asians won't date you, you can't even follow simple rules, how can you stick to their superior code of honour?

>>573480274
So you're not even confident enough to know what you believe, yet you hate those that believe differently?

This b8 man.

>>573479898
i dont care.

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>tfw 4/10 Asian dude
>not even Asian women wants me

>>573480279
I'm definitely attractive enough, and they fucking love white cock.
>>573480451
Why should I have to post a picture just for you?
>>573480491
I do know that I neither believe or disbelieve in a god, because there's no way of knowing which one is the right thing to do.

>>573480274
I've always wondered if the reason I don't see people like you outside of the internet is because every single one of you is a troll and you don't exist, or because none of you ever leave the house.

>>573480658
That's pretty much exactly what I said. You don't know what you believe, but you're unable to accept that others have confidence in their beliefs. How can someone be this autistic?

>>573472981
Bullshit OP. I dated an Asian chick (cute and an easy 8/10), got bored of me after 6 months and swapped to another guy.

>>573480658
It's not about being attractive.
If it was they would be just like the other whore races you claim to hate and be above.
Please, I would love to hear your reasoning as to why good looks should be good enough for top tier nonwhorish Asian master race.
You have a shitty personality, you're egotistical as fuck and can't accept that you might not be all that great.
We found the problem, fix your shitty personality, your welcome.

>>573480781
It's because we don't associate with low IQ faggots like you.
>>573480808
I do believe that I can neither believe or disbelieve in a god, from a logical standpoint.
>>573480853
I never said anything racist, you dumb fuck. I don't have anything against any race. I just prefer god tier Asian women for a partner.

>>573472981
as someone who married an asian. Sounds like you have some seriously naive views about women and asian women in particular. Are you rich OP? because only sub human hmong or some chinese ethnic minority is going to tolerate your ass if you are only mediocre wealth

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Post more asian girls

>>573481029
>implying they don't love white cock regardless of income
>implying I'd settle with a Hmong anyway

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>>573480965
Jesus Christ you're fucking dense.
I told you the problem, it's up to you to fix it.
You'll be a virgin forever at this rate.