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So /b/, my dick broke. How do I fix it?

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So /b/, my dick broke.

How do I fix it?
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>>573198697
Easy, get it circumcised
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Webm of you taking out the broken piece.
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>>573198697
try turning it off and on
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>>573198697
decktape it op then rape an owl
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>>573198697
cut it
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Do you have to fuck sideways?

If it's dislocated a doctor can snap it back in place.
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did you try jiggling the power cord?
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>>573198697

delete system32
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>>573198697

bent-a-dick cum-in-bitch

like who can't do that ?

unlike our chimpanzee ancestors, we don't have a bone in our penis

act like you got some skills and do a .gif helicopter or gtfo

nice foreskin, tho'
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slap some fucking duct tape on that shit
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>>573198890
No, this is an advantage.
He can have sex behind corners. He can rape people without anyone seeing him.
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>>573199141
But I broke it for real, see?
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Some people have broken their dicks before. While there are no bones, it can become as hard as one and it is possible to damage the chambers or membranes.

Worst case scenario - amputation
Get a professional to look at it rather than pervs on 4chan
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>>573198697
>>573199556

I know it's not you OP, but the guy who suffered this probably lost his dick due to the trauma to (at least) one of the tunica albuginea.

A penile fracture like that, without quick surgical intervention will leave him with severe dick impairments for the rest of his life.

Trust me, I'm a doctor, not a dick doctor though
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>>573199556
duct tape
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>>573198697
You need to stick a long, hard object down your urethra immediately to splint the break before further damage occurs. Trust me, I'm a dick doctor
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>>573200393
yeah..duct tape makes everything work better
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corner shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48ozk9-z-m4
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>>573198697
Lets start with how you broke it in the first place...
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>>573200281
More OC of my fractured penile member

Also pls rate my broken cock
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Looks like you've got a semi, or just the way you're pinching the shaft is keeping blood pooled in your bellend, making it swell more than the lower part of the shaft.

4/10 as far as dick party tricks go.
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>>573200281
Oh thank god, I thought you were a dick doctor there for a second. Thank you for clarifying.
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>>573202212
I actually kekd
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>>573201850
Not cut/10

Does it atleast get straight when you are hard?
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>>573202367
Not really, it actually bends to the left
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>>573202646
And what is the exact point of posting your dick on imageboard for losers?
Ale you a loser?

I thnk you should kill yourself.
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>>573202826
Would you suck my dick?
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>>573203104
No
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>>573203274
Look at how suckable this mother fucker is though

Do you want it in the ass, is that it?
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>>573203763
Do you own a gun?
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>>573204040
Yeah. Two.

*flexes biceps*
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>>573204243
Make use of it.
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>>573204243
also, you can post your dick with a note
"Dla Czaksa ;3"
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>>573203763
do jizz pics
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>>573204986
What does that mean?
>>573205320
I don't want to cum yet

But I'm taking requests
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>>573205582
"For Czaks :3"
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>>573204986
lel wypierdalaj
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>>573205726
Sam jestes lel.
Pewnie masz mniejszego od tej americipy i boli cię przez to dupka ;--DDDDD
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>>573205726
>>573206017
Kurwa, rak na moim 4chanie. Wypierdalać na karachan idioci.
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>>573206393
Ale Czaks to gdzieś bardziej na vichanie, słonko.
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>>573205582
>Find loaf of bread
>Stick dick in it
>Fuck that bitch hard
>Post multiple pics
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>>573206627
Chuj, nie wiem. Nie używam rakotwórczych polskich chanów.
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