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Hi /b/. I just want to tell you something. I'm 25 years

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Hi /b/. I just want to tell you something.

I'm 25 years old. I've always dreamed about fucking a milf (maybe a granny, as I've been growing up).

A couple days ago, I was bored on home, so I decided to get in a chatroom (like the old days). Each time I saw a woman nickname, I just ask her to have a sexual date with me and, in exchange, I will give her 50€ (yes, eurofag here).

Three or four hours later, a woman said "yes, I'm in". I wasn't sure about her, I mean, what if she is, really, he? Or what about she is trolling? I ask her phone number, she gave it to me and I called her: she was a 58 yo woman, with three daughters and one grandson, and she was really interested.

We will meet tomorrow at 5pm. I didn't saw her, just her voice, as she didn't saw me neither. I'm so fucking excited.

If anyone have some questions or advices, they are welcome.

PS. Pic semi-related.
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>>572987680
I tip my fedora your way, good sir.
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So is she actually in it for the money?
I've had a cougar before, she was 18 years older then me. It wasn't that good, but it's a fun experience anyway.
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>>572987863

Yes; she told me she used to work taking care of an old woman who passed away weeks ago. She needs the money and it's her first time doing this.
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Does the milf /gma have to be that old or is it just a personal preference ?
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>>572987680
My advice is to enjoy your last days on Earth before you get mugged, beaten, killed and probably anally raped by a gang of European hooligans.
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>>572988026

In fact, I was looking for some 40-60yo woman.
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>>572988024
what chatroom?
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where did you agree to meet?
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>>572988027
What he said
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>>572988027
The hooligans are too busy fighting each other. They probably have little interest in some horny boy. Not OP by the way.
>>572988024
Nice, so it's a primer. What's the biggest age difference you've had so far?
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>>572988027
fap fap fap -carry on ffs , fap fap
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>>572987680
In my 1 year stay in Germany I only fucked MILFS, because thats my thing. They are more experienced and they don't want some punk ass kid not knowing what he's doing in bed. Have a drink or 5 to let loose a bit and get to know each other. Then put your hand on her lap. Thats it. Then shit just takes off, you get a 9-iron wood, and before you know it you're in her 12 y/o daughter's room fucking on the floor because her room is above the landlord's, and a Furby is staring at your asshole.
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>>572988169

In a train station. I will drive her from there till my place.
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Where do you find such old fashioned chat rooms anyway? Can you name it?
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>>572988384
question OP, why didnt you wait to make this thread until tomorrow now we have to wait for your ass to deliver
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>>572988237
My biggest difference, a 34yo when I was 18.

>>572988371
This time it's in my place. She ask me to take some hotel room, but I've got a nice and empty place, without interruptions. But would be great fucking a granny at my childhood room.
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>>572988384
you better be taking pictures nigger

i would love an older woman
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>>572988414
It was a normal chatroom, from people of my city and around. I've been asking to every woman and some of them looked anger about my proposal

>>572988523
Just cause I'm a little nervous and, also, to know your own experiencies
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>>572988621
Mine was 38 while I was 20 and 39 while I was 21.
>childhood room
So you live alone in the same house as when you were a kid?
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>>572987680
MODS
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>>572988896
Yes. Parents get divorced and went to other places, and now the house is mine.
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>>572988621
I hope you get some pictures, my only worry is that she's fucking morbidly disgusting, I think she might be, who knows. Keep us updated OP. Let us know how it goes.
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>>572989059
Interesting. So you also pay it off now or is it a rental house.
(yes, I'd rather actually say something than just keep threads up with 'bump')
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>>572988995
the fuck is your problem?
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>>572989104
I am not, anon. She told me she have a nice figure (but she can say whatever she wants, I know). But something in her voice told me she was right. I will ask her to take some pictures without showing her face. If I can, I will deliver (saturday).
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>>572989356
what chat room did u catch her on and how long did it take to find a taker?
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Why don't you just visit a regular prositute of that age? You'll probably pay the same price and it's less risky. Or is this sort of thing illegal in your country?
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>>572989186
House is paid since five years ago (except taxes, of course). I'm just enjoying life.
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> Be working at car dealer ship, normal day
> All of a sudden lil brunette comes in,
> Woman is clearly aged, can tell wrinkles etc..
> Dispite all that she's hot as fucking hell, and great bubbly personality. Perfect for the businesss
> start talking to her, really click with her, start joking. Find out she might be working there.
> Become pretty good friends, for an old lady she was short, looked like she worked out, tanned, took care of herself, smelled really good.
> Find our she's in early 50's, her little body really turning me on.
> we are always together at work, messing around joking, talking about customers. She shadows me on a few deals.
> One night after i close a 7 hour deal we talk about getting a drink jokingly and she seems really keen on it so I ask her to meet me after work to get drunk and dinner.

Cont'?
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>>572989635
Go on bro.
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>>572989635
why do people always ask cont yes fucking cont
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>>572989635
yes
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>>572989519
Prostitutes here are more expensive (an hour, 80€), also they are caring about time. I was looking for someone new on these things, someone who is not aware about time, but enjoy.

>>572989518
I catch her in a chat room of my area. It takes several hours.
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>>572989752
It's /b/, this board is too fast. It's better to split long posts up or the thread will be gone.
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>>572989635
Go on; this is your thread too.
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>>572988027
Yeah that wont happen
Unless op Lives in some eastern european shithole
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>>572990323
I'm from the PIGS
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>>572989635
Cont u lil shit
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>>572987680
OP. I regularly go on CL in my area and request sex with grandmas and I get tons of emails and a list that never ends of 50-65 avg women that want to fuck me. I'm in my mid 30s. They usually don't like anyone younger than late 20s because they still want a man that knows how to use his dick.
Most of them are married, some widowed. But the married ones are the ones that know how to fuck and want to fuck every day. Only thing is OP, these women have all gone through menopause, so be sure to take lube as most of them can't get wet on their own like they used to. I'm actually going to fuck one sometime next week. This is a new lady. Seems decent.
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>>572990608
Thanks, Anon; I apreciate it. I have lube at my place, that's not a problem. She is divorced, so the need of money and the hunger of sex made her to accept my proposal.
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>>572989635
> I'm 32 but realize there is clear attraction here.
> we start texting, my last parts of deal are taking longer than expected and she's texting me if i'm ready yet as she's on her way back from home from showering etc..
> Ends up taking me an extra hour and half to finalize this closing and i'm thinking she's given up since i've not heard from her.
> i text her back and she's on her way
> fuckya.jpg
> we meet at restaraunt close by and I park
> she gets out of her Tahoe and holy shit...
> wearing tight black shirt, hair has been re-done and wearing some really goodlooking jean shorts
> for a 50 year old she looked late 20's body wise. Wearing flip flops and showing feet, very tanned and i'm a feet person.
> I'm beginning to realize this isn't just 2 people meeting for a drink after work, this woman thinks this is a date.
> we get a table and start joking around and getting along really well.
> Order many drinks and both are getting visibly tipsy at this point
> Flirting really starts intensifying, we start making plugs at each other showing our attraction dispite the 20 year age difference
> she shows me pics on her phone of her daughter who's a smoking hot blonde and def gets looks from her mom.
> we start touching each others hands as we're passing her phone back and forth, and making more eye contact.
> as more pictures are being shown, i see some comical ones and she's about to give phone but instead gets up and comes and sits on my side right beside me
> I put my arm around her cause, why the fuck not? and she starts going thorugh her numerous pictures
> HOLYMEGATON see provocative picture in underwear as she slowly goes past it, i stop her and tell her to go back. Tell her how hot she looks in it.
> its a picture of her in black bra and panties, selfi from above, feet celarly visible at bottom. Holy shit amazing body, for a 50 year old 9/10.
> Scroll through some more and see a picture of her pussy, notice its a video. MFW
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>>572991237
typing up next bit, sorry it's taking so long.
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>>572991237
So the lady was showing porn of herself in public? How lewd.
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>>572991612
I'm here, Anon. I'm here.
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>>572991769
technically, she was trying to scroll past it to keep with the family pics and funny stuff she had done but i noticed and of course being a guy i decided to make it the focus and it took some convincing originally to get her to open up and start showing it. She was embarrased till i started complementing her about it. and how it was turning me on, but i'll get to that. First time i've ever actually told this story.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th-L1lmQfYE

my granny the escort
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>>572991948
keep continue buddy
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bumping for this story
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>>572991237
> I convince her to let me watch the video, she was clearly embarrased.
> She hit play and it was her masturbating, beautiful pussy btw, and she was rubbing it furiously. The end of the vid you coudl tell she was squirting.
> I could tell this woman was a freak, and i was so turned on at this point. I wanted to fuck the shit out of this hot lil grandma vixen.
> we continue looking at stuff she'd taken on her phone, very provocative as I hold her tighter and she starts leaning her head on me. She's very comfortable with me at this point.
> we've had at least 4 or 5 drinks a piece at this point and pretty messed up, no doubt the alcohol was adding to the increased effection we were giving each other.
> I was old enough to be her son and she my mother but damn the attraction was going nuclear at this point. We were holding, rubbing , and really embracing one another through porn on her phone.
> when it's time to get the check she seems kinda dissapointed that the night is over so I reinforce and ask her if she wants to get out of here and go do something else?
> She agrees enthusiastically
> I have to use the bathroom and tell her I will be right back and she said she'd meet me outside.
> as i'm going to the bathroom i look back as she's going through the door and got on the floor as everybody started walking dinosaurs.

Just kidding, will cont'd from point when i meet her outside in a second, need to change kity litter.
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That feel when an older lady has the hots for me and gets naked in front of her phone cam but lives on the other side of the world.. She has a well-paying job as a doctor also, would sugarmommy.
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>>572992612
Did a skeleton pop out?
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>>572992612
Affection* stopped reading after that mistake
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>>572992860
oh shit its the grammar police! kill yourself
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>>572993015
Actually, it's the spelling police. Totally different
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>>572992612
> so i meet her at her tahoe and she asks me where i want to go.
> the tension has built up too much at this point, so I just kiss her.
> she grabs me and hold tight at this point as we are making out, biting her lip, holding the back of her head under her hair.
> I pull back and just say "follow me", and she says "Ok"
> We both get back in our vehicles and I drive back to the car dealership and park in the back behind everything where it's dark. Trying to get out of view from the security cameras
> I get out and go over to her tahoe with a veangeance.
> she opens her door and slides her legs to the left to face me.
> I grab her and start kissing her again as i rub my hand up her left leg on the outside. Very smooth skin.
> I am rock hard at this moment. WE are kissing really heavily at this point and she opens her legs and i get closer in between them.
> She wraps her legs around my back as the makeout session clearly needs to be taken to the next level
> I Pick her up as she holds herself on me with her feet and legs crossed behind me
> she is very light, had to have been barely 5"
> O hold her ass as i turn and open her back dooor and put her inside and close the door behind me.
> its messy back there so we throw shit in the back adn clean it up a bit as we change sides.
> I take her flip flops off as I begin to kiss her again.
> I begin massaging her feet (like i said feet person) and she begins to moan, clearly she loves her feet touched.
> I start kissing her neck and biting her as her hands start to slide down my pants.
> She begins rubbing my rock hard penis, as both our beathing intensifies

Con't?
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>>572993423
this be true but you still sound like an uppity cunt :p
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>>572993640
lurking
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>>572993640
yes
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>>572993640
Do it!
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Amen op
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Can anyone recommend good sites to talk to older women? I'm a /b/ritfag too though
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>>572994318
Good old OKC worked for me twice.
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>>572987680

MFW homeless lady
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>>572993640
> I start kissing down her at this point ( we are still clothed) and get to her thighs.
> start licking down her leg as i'm massaging her feet.
> I begin kissing her foot and begin sucking on her toes, I bit her foot and suck hard on them as i massage the lower half.
> she's moaning, and said "i love when my feet get played with"
> I do this for a few minutes as she's moaning and loving it and kiss up her leg.
> as i'm kissing up her leg i start unbuttoning her jean shorts, and then grab the top with her panties and pull all of them off, exposing her shaved pussy.
> i begin licking slowly her inner thighs as I tightly grip her sides.
> I lick around it as she starts moving her hips with the fury of a thousand suns and squirming from the ticklish trickery I was performing
> I then firmly put my mouth over her vagina as I insert my tongue inside of her (extremely wet) and maneuver my tongue upwards to her clitoris
> She had a beautifully pronounced clit as it was very easy to play with,
> I rigourously use my tongue to engage her clit as sounds of "ohhhhhh, ohhhhhh" are comign from her
> she's extremely wet and i'm tasting her juices and she tastes oh so nice, alot different than I had imagined older people would taste like
> I ate her out for a good 15 minutes or so and she came at least 2 times that i could notice.
> I then knew it was time to fuck this beautiful old godess.
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http://exbunny.com/porn/watch/90348-five-horny-old-moms-love-fucking-each.htm
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>>572994651
You don't disappoint me!
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>>572994651
> as i'm still eating her out, i pull my pants off and kick them to the floor,
> I continue eating as I start massaging her pussy with my fingers, I rub harder, and harder, the friction heating up, her body movements becoming uncontrollable, until...
> she squirts all over me, so i continue to rub and rub as her back arches up and she squirts again... I then lick her juices around her entire vagina and suck inward on her clit as her hips are moving as if the waves of the ocean.
> My cock is so hard at this point a midget could do pull ups on that motherfucker.. so I begin kissing up her stomach.
> I begin to take off her shirt and bra and expose her breasts. They are alot more perky than I had imagined but due to the nature of everything else i've been surprised about i'm good.
> her nippes are rock hard and breasts very soft, i kiss around her areaolas and bit her nipples as my right hand firmly holds her left side with my thumb pressing down on her obliques
> i lick my fingers a bit and rub the head of my penis and then press it agains her saturated vagina
> I begin rubbing it up and down on her to increase wetness as we begin kissing again
> She begins to press against my penis as to try and get me to enter her more quickly as I continue rubbing.
> She then says in a very seductive and in the heat of the moment voice " i want you inside of me"
> Sufficient wetness and ertoic level achieved as I insterted myself into her,
> She was very tight as if she had not had sex in a while.
> I thrust myself into and out of her, over and over as her arms wrap under mine and hold on to my back.
> she holds me very firmly close to her as i'm kissing her, fucking her..
> her legs pop up past my sides with feet pointed outward. As i'm slowly fucking her, i begin to use my right had to massage and hold firm her foot, she begins moving her hips again as she is really enjoying.
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>>572995678
Anyone here? Should I continue?
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>>572995849
YES YES YES
i love milf stories please continue homie
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>>572995849
keep going
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>>572995678
Go on.....
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>>572995678
> I lift up from her and hold her by her sides as i ram myself into her with fury in a lifted up position,
> i feel myself about to cum as its just too intenst and i'm too turned on so I pull out, and the moment I do she squirts again all over my cock.
> I say damn girl do you always squirt this much, and she says "if the chemistry is right"
> To relieve some pressure from my cock i go down on her and eat her freshly squirt pussy for at least a minute, and then put my cock back into her.
> I then turn her around and start getting her doggy style as I hold her hard and pull her vigorously back into me onto my cock.
> I lean forward on her and begin massaging her clit as i'm fucking her, and her moaning intensifies.
> After about 5 more minutes i whip her back around, we've been going for at least 30 minutes in the back of this taho at this point.
> I begin to fuck her again in the missionary position with all intents and purposes to procreate :P
> out of no where i decide to ask if she's on the pill, and she says she doesn't need to be.
> okwhatever.jpg
> my cock is def in the mood to spit on her ovaries at this point.
> As we are fucking and kissing, i begin to speed up raming her insides with my cock ( im about 8' btw and 5" around, average i suppose)
> she starts telling me she loves my cock, and i tell her she's turning me on too much,and i'm bout to explode. She tells me to explode
> I say "do you want me to come inside you as i'm fucking her harder and harder
> she says yes
> challenge accepted
> i'm biting her tongue and lips lightly, she's squirting all over my battering ram, and i begin to feel the sensation overwhelming me.
> all while she's squirting on my penis, i explode inside her, she holds me tighter, and i her. I'm raming her so hard i'm sure her daughter felt it.
> My cum session lasts a good minute before i get every last drop in her milf pussy.
> I stay in her for a good five minutes or so
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>>572997276
finale inc... anyone here?
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>>572997427
yes , continue good sir
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>>572997427
yes pls continue
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>>572994593
kill urself
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>>572994651
>exposing her shaved pussy.
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>>572987680


plesse /b/ros tell me there are more of her
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>>572997276
> as we're both finished at this point, i pull my still rock hard cock out of her, and cum drips all over her leather seats, i mean i must have saved that up for a bit.
> we both then realize that between my cum, and her squirting it's a fuckign swimming pool back there, wet everywhere.
> we both get dressed, kiss for a few more minutes and drove our seperate ways home.
> for at least a month after that we'd do things together at work, id play with her tits driving places to pick vehicles up, we'd help each other out, give business to each other and help each other make money.
> bout 2 months after the first fuck session i had a medical emergency and was out of work for a while.
> we stayed in contact and when I returned to work i had a falling out with boss cause he was funneling deals from everyone to fund his drug dealer brother who worked for him, which was a conflict of interest imo. I told him how shitty he was in a nutshel, we bought got in a fight and I was fired.
> she quit a month later over the same thing.
> We kept talking and were very flirty with each other, and she ended up shortly after moving back to tennessee for a job.
> we still stay in contact to this day through facebook, and she's still a hot fucking milf.
> funny part about all this though was my cool manager thought something was going on between us and ask me if i had slept with her, which I denied for work purposes.
> and a financial manager mentioned something bout me liking to stay out late at night when we were having a conversation.
> After a while it all made sense, MFW we parked not far enough away from the security cameras and all the managerial staff saw us fucking but never made a big deal about it.
>
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>>572998254
And thats my hot milf story. Made me feel rather good though looking back on it, as most of the other men at the dealership were trying to hook up with her and I ended up beating her guts very early on. She'd tell me things bout the married men there making proposals to her, and we'd laugh about it.
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>>572998556
post pic of dick or didn't happen
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>>572998254
nice.
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>>572998556
Nice story bro, do you have pics of her? Would be cool.
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>>572998934
ya i do, but i'm not posting her pictures, i know how well image searches go and most will be linked to her fb. Not bringing about that kind of exposure. Sorry :P
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Stick ya finger in her star fish lol
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>>572997276
>8 inches dick
>average

sure thing m8
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