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>be me >be 18 year old Ausfag >still in school year

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>be me
>be 18 year old Ausfag
>still in school year 12
>last year of this shit
>no gf and always horny as fuck
>talk to qt 3.14 ive know for a while on the bus to school
>lets call her katie
>hot as fuck but always had a bf
>rumors that she broke up with her last one
>time to make my move
>things go to plan and go on a few dates
>she tells me not to tell anyone
>not sure why but whatever she’s hot
>after a few dates end up fucking at her place
>doesnt want to be my bf cos she ‘doesnt have enough time’
>suggests friends with benefits instead
>as long as i keep it secret i can fuck her
>accept deal obviously
>find out she is crazy
>gets down real dirty
>bdsm and public shit
>not into it but whatever she’s hot
>we fuck regularly for 2 months
>find out she never brokeup with bf
>whatthefuck.jpg
>how did i not notice
>confront her about it
>says she will break up with him
>never breaks up with him but whatever she’s hot
>still fuck for a few months
>ignore the fact she has a bf the whole time
>eventually it gets too much for her to handle so she ends it
>huge argument and i threaten to tell her boyfriend about us
>she blackmails me to keep quiet
>fucking bitch
>fast forward a month
>got invited to year 11 formal (prom) at nearby girls school
>all girls in year below are sluts and the after party is an easy hunting ground
>opportunity to break the drought by fucking some drunk year 11 sluts
>get to formal
>boring as fuck but everyone’s on pingers
>see one qt 8/10 that looks kinda familiar
>start talking to lay some groundwork for afters
>at afters we both get shitfaced and end up having a quickie in the bathroom
>gives me her number and tells me to add her on facebook
>her name seems familiar but i cant put my finger on it
>next day wake up and add on facebook
>having a quick stalk and then it hits me
>she is katie’s boyfriends sister
>mfw i fucked his girlfriend and sister
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haha fuck mate, watch your back - if he ever finds out he's coming for ya.

Which was the better shag?
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>>572977140
the girlfriend for sure, pretty sure his sister mightve been a virgin because there was blood and shit, and no she wasnt on her period
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>>572977231
Nice, takin a cherry always a good time bro. You gonna give her a ride again?
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>>572977335
maybe, dont really wanna give this guy more of a reason to kill me though
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>>572977407
If he dont know mate...

Sounds like gfs addicted to ya prick, might as well train his sis up too
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>>572977552
his gf and sister are quite good friends so there is a chance the gf would find out im fucking his sister, thats a recipe for disaster
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>>572977647
holy shit dude, you're fucking risking it then aint ya. Right, avoid the sister n keep plowin the gf - and dont forget the rubbers bro, ya already close enough to that other dude as it is
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Go for the trifector and fuck his mum.
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>>572977804
gf hates my guts though, kinda just want to tell everyone what happened because he'll blame her

>>572977882
i was thinking about that, slowly fucking everyone in his family
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>>572978061
careful tellin people dude...chicks get pissy n wont put out. Tho no reason u cant accidentally let him find out...
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>>572978153
how should i go about doing that
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>>572976952
fucking rekt his ass
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>>572978246
got his number? email? easy as a msg dude
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>>572978473
ive got his facebook, should i message him?
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>>572978668
not on facebook bro, then he knows who u are n can come kick ur ass, wanna make it an anonymous thing - your gf is fuckin another guy...
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>>572978769
fake facebook? ive got one
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>>572978815
this. tell him his gf is a slut and so is his sister
truth hurts
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Fuck this is interesting. Also good job man
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>>572979120
okay help me write this message, ill post results
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>>572979237
Hey xx, my name is insert name of a former guy she has fucked and I want to tell you that your gf has been cheating on you for about a year now. Also your sister is a fucking whore, and your gf thinks your dick is super small,
enjoy your life faggot.
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3suuuuuum! Or 4sum with the mom?
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>>572979441
okay im actually gonna send that word for word, ill keep you posted
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and now we wait
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can we see pictures of the gf and sister you fucked
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Slowclap.gif
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>>572979957
Post the pics op
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Fucking winning dude
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>>572980170
Not bad fucKs
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op is pretty cool guy
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>>572980170
>>572980214
Would fuck
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>>572976952
What school does the gf and sister go to?
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>>572980794
sorry but dont want you guys harassing them cos of me

no reply yet from the bf, anyone got any questions?
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sister not an 8 but whatever fucking awesome haha the dude is going to be gutted fucking his missus and his sister.

Go for the triple and bang his mum
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ty op
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>>572980907
Just wanted to see if i am close to school, im weird like that.
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>>572981019
to the school
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>>572980907
Seeing as everyone wants you to go for the trifecta what's the rating on the bf's mum? If you've seen her that is..
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we've got a reply, now what?
i guess 3 decides?
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>>572981196
no idea, ive heard the dad is massive though so im not too keen on going down that path
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>>572981224
just tell him you found out his gf fucked another guy for a year, and when she didnt want him anymore, his sister took over and fucked him insted...
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>>572981224


I am the one who anally annihilated both your slut GF and sister. I came right into their mouth as they swallowed all my cum. Your mother and aunt are nothing but another targets for me, ill fuck them with precision never seen before. You are a fucking faggot, matt.Your GF is not statisfied with your 10 sm long cock (if we can call it that).

Kill yourself now, your mom is next
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>>572981224
I'll be in your sisters room taking her anal virginity I'll slip in and take yours if you like
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>>572980170
Cant see her pulling SnM off.
And sister is hard to rate on that photo.

Depending on age keep with sister, but keep the sex secret. No use loosing that yet
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>>572981336
This
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>>572981443
i was surprised as well, she pretends to be all nice and cute but she's the opposite

also ill just use >>572981336 as my reply
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Don't go crazy and say stupid shit because the girls know who you are. Don't want to ruin your chances with other girls or get your ass kicked.
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The Jordan that had your sisters books on my dick
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Oi bro, where abouts in aus?
You sound just like me
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okay i wont use >>572981336
someone give me a decent reply that lets him know and he believes it and i dont get fucked over

>>572981643
melbourne
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>>572976952
got anything against this guy or just cos? gj btw
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tell him that you are the hash slinging slasher from bikini bottom whose has come to pass rightful judgment
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if this is real. I keked. what part of aus?
im here on the GC
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>>572981224
Roll: jorden for the gym, think you have the nicest ass
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>>572981224
I fucked your sister and your girlfriend. HIGH FIVE?
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>>572981869
re roll coz kek
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>>572981716
This
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>>572981692
fine then i'll rewrite it to make it sound nice...

tell him: you found out from a friend, that his gf has been with another guy for over a year, you didnt want to tell him though, because you didnt wanna ruin his relationship, but later you found out his sister fucked the same guy, and you felt bad and had to tell him now...
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>>572980170
>>572980214

OP is a fucking idiot. We can reverse image search these pictures to find their Facebook pages and put you in trouble. Delete those right away.
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>>572981943
you have the power, don't waste it, lets fuck with this poor guy abit
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aw man you know hes gonna find out who you are right? when he flips his nuts at his sister and gf their gonna crack like fucking eggs on concrete and your name will be out of their mouths in seconds. gl hf
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>>572981869
This
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Just came in this thread good job OP! But be careful dont ruin this to fast.
Btw maybe they are up for a 3some? Give it a try
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>>572982003
this is much better
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>>572982007
happy now?

>>572982003
sending now
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>>572982007
You're a fucking idiot, try and reverse search the image fag.
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>>572982142

>Happy now?

Whatever OP, you're acting like a retard. Better hope the boyfriend won't go batshit insane and kill you, you're "fucking" with his family.
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post the girls again but after saving them on paint or something, stops google finding it
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>>572982142
screens plox
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>>572982289
shut the fuck up faggot
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waiting again
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Quiet is kept, dumbass op never gonna fuck any of em again. School gonna find out, never gonna fuck again.
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>>572982413
i just graduated a few weeks ago, school cant do shit
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>>572982393
looking at this it looks like you are kind of calling yourself out and wanting him to find out
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>>572982460
You da man OP true an hero
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>>572982393
fuck he's angry
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>>572982384

lol make me nigger

I'm just trying to help OP not get killed.
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>>572982460
Lol nevermind then, meant people in school gonna find out but whatever, but if those 2 hear about if from the bro and put 2 and 2 together you're ass gonna get destroyed, plus neither of them will fuck you.
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>>572982393
OP you are a god
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>>572982746
/thread. Fucking legend haha!
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>>572982720

LOL
10/10
keep going

OP if you disappear now ill fucking find you and kill you
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>>572982720
Just a plain and simple "Me" will suffice.
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>>572982720
got any details about his girlfriend? like freckles in strange places or anything?
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>>572982720
make up a FB profile and blame that dude.

he'll be searching for someone who doesn't exist.

East or West Melbourne Subs?
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>>572982656
Op is into SnM. Pay attention
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Tell him the freaky shit she is into
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>>572982735
I predict this also
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>>572982830
This
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>>572982720
if you in melbs, and you about to get stabbed blame a kid called jia deegan. he is a total bro
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>>572982720
>inb4 he talks to his gf about it and she tells him it's you, rip in pepperoni m8
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Tell him it's you and he can't do shit about it
Tell him you are a nigger and you got a gang in da hood , he'll get rekt if tries something

yo motherfucker
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>>572982720
huehueuhe okok
tell him: you are just a random guy, who has mutual friends with his gf and sister.
and you dont want to tell him who the guy is, for his safety, but you feel like he should talk to his gf about this, and talk to his sister about how she behaves at parties :D
that'll crack him up
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>>572982859
Anyone want to give him there fake fb account name which he can blame?
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>>572982940
women don't admit to that shit.
women = niggers
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>>572982830
This
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>>572982720
also if you wanna make him even more mad, tell him about some of the SM stuff you did with her.
go a little in to details but not too much, just to tease him
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op is a good guy for us but a shitface as real person...

this thread is fckin awesome xD
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i wanna become a nigger
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okay this is what i said, this should make him believe me
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Holy shit dude you ruined a dude's life tonight. Fuckin' spot on.
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Bumping bread
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>>572983338

kek
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>>572982969
create one called
Joey Blikens, pics of built like brick shithouse dude. Should be interesting then.
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>>572983338
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>>572983338
shame you didnt get photos of her, could have sent to him
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hey OP, if I was him, I wouldn't mind going to prison for a crime of passion.

These aren't too harsh compared to premeditated murders.

Save yourself while you can!
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>>572982936
upvote
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>>572983514
get out
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>>572983493
i do, was thinking of sending it to him but might be taking it to far
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>>572983414
Good move do it OP
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seems to have worked
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>>572983576
Can you dump them here /b/ro?
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>>572983576
You should share with us then.
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>>572983668
op is both, fgt
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>>572983576
Post them here instead
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Dump the photos OP
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OP, I would like to buy you a beer.

I hope whatever shit you cause, you stay on the safe side of it, because you are a fucking legend.
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>>572983705
dump for us OP

get one of her face and paint photoshop it so her lady bits are coverd but still naked and see her face. send it to him. kek as he slaps her senseless
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>>572983668
Just say that you don't want to say who it is for his protection, you just thought he should know. End of the day it's his gf's fault far more.
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Tomorrow on the news:
Another 4chan victims.
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>>572983668
i refer to my earlier post.. :>
>>572982960
tease him a bit more, maybe what positions she likes, and add something with his sister, if you go into family stuff he will go all mental on you :D
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best thread ever
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>>572983821
DONT. The gf will recognise the photos and trace it back to 'Jordan'. Play this safe nigga.
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>>572983576
long as there's no way to trace it back to you, then send him them man. at the very least it's proof.
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>>572983847
But she can just rat out OP to the BF. RIP OP
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>>572983930
the gf knows she fucked Jordan? did you just go full retard?
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okay last piece of evidence so he believes me
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>>572983947
she can do that regardless. but without any proof there's no way he's gonna believe OP
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OP ruining this guy's life for our entertainment. Love you OP you're a true shithead
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>>572984014
this story has more drama than big brother :O
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>>572984014
fufufufu. OP you're a total /b/oss! I wanna shout you a beer my man
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>>572984014
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>>572984014
Noice mate.

ALso, was everyone at that formal really pingin'?
What state / suburb was this formal in lol, it's one thing to be drunk at one, but to be pingin'
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>>572984014
Top thread, even if this whole thing is fake
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what city OP?
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U should give him some details only a lover would know, like birthmarks on her body, stuff she does during sex etc
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OP is not a fag
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>>572984004
you misunderstood, if OP sends photos to piss this matt cunt off, and the photos get to his slut of a gf, she will know that 'Jordan' took them, and the bf will go apeshit on our OP here. Assuming he will still be mad at him and not only his gf that is.
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>>572984110
best thing ive seen in ages. probably best thread scince the last an hero on live cam
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This is the kind of thread I want to see on my /b

OP you're a pretty cool guy
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>>572979848
>oh shit its happening

hope this isn't troll
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Send him nudes, hide out in the country til it blows over.
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>>572977804
Fuck that get em both pregnant at the samd time that will headfuck them forever and you will be forever have a hold on them
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>inb4 get on the floor
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>>572984138
oh I understand.
why do guys do that though? rage at the guy not the girl who was commited to them? logic/10
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>>572976952
best thread since ages
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Yeah, the gf is probs going to know it was OP either way, unless she is brain dead, with the amount of info OP is giving this matt kid, its pretty obvious OP is the one, not 'some friend'. Doesnt matter, OP is a legend for fucking this kids life up for out entertainment.
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>>572981716
plz this
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>>572984014
Op you have got to write this shit better and fucking plan it out a bit more next time. When I read these from Matts perspective it feels like you know far too many specific things that this "friend" wouldn't have told you. Also, he'll confront her about it, she'll turn this on you. Bitches are manipulative and you've already stated shes crazy. We want you to play with fire, but why do you want to...boredom? The lulz?
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OP, tell him the truth imo.

Let him know that you're the other guy, but don't identify yourself. Tell him you knew about him, but the gf said she was gonna break up with him. There's no way he will be angry with you over the gf.

It would be the true man's way of handling it.
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>>572984014
cheers
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okay im gonna get caught out eventually but fuck it, may as well fuck with him while ive got the chance
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OP how is the chat going down? we need MOAR!!!!
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>>572984014

i fucking love you, you glorious cunt
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>>572984256
Because an average ausfag will take any chance he gets to throw a swing at someone who can take it.
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>>572984459
OP you deserve a medal
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>>572984459
keep it to the gf, no need to drop the sister bomb just yet. the guy's mind is gonna be a rollercoaster already
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>>572984509

op, try and convince the guy to hate his girlfriend not you
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>>572984459
Now to reveal you fucked his sister too.
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>>572984459
tell him the truth bro, be all honest a bro it up with him. tell him women suck, then make your move and seduce him.
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>>572984459
drop the sister thing, he doesnt have to find out
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>>572984459
op, you need to fuck his mother. thats the way how to get the triforce
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>>572984459
Just say something like

"I felt bad..."
To further fuel his anxiety
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>>572984459

Yeah OP theres no going back now, lets just hope that 'Matt' will hate his gf + sis more than he hates you. try to play it off as you helping a lad out? otherwise your on thin ice
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>>572984459
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>>572984459
Shit. This is intense
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>>572984459
>are you fucking with me
no, only with your sister kek
good thread op, but i'd turn it somehow on the GF so the outrage doesn't hit you
top lel/10
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>>572984459
tell him she raped you
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he wont trust his GF at all atm, make some shit up about her fucking someone else aswell.
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Post her nude for /B/ros
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>>572984014
Thats fucked, someones gonna bleed out at a train station over this
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Fuck it just start carrying a blade tell him you fucked his sister too
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Your boned either way, send him the nudes.
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>>572984741
yeah, we need to be apart of this. we need to fap to her nudes so we feel like she cheated with us on him too.
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Don't worry guys.
http://4archive.org/b/thread/572976952
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>>572984459

"She told me she'd broken up with her boyfriend when we fucked.. and your sister and I were at the same party. I only recently figured out they were both connected to you."

That way the gf looks like an even bigger cunt.. and there's no reason to give an excuse for fucking the sister. She was just being a slutty teen. He'll probably know that about her and not be surprised.
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i had to say it
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>>572984836
nice
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>>572984883
this
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>>572984916
>just kidding
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Tell him they both seduced you
10/10 thread btw
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>>572984916
>oh yeah I also fucked your sister
just kidding
>fo real though I fucked your sister
*insert nigger smile.jpg*
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shit about to go down, son. he believes you now so go put some lies in between.her cousin, mom etc etc
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>>572984883
This.
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>>572984916

dude make it seem like she was the one who pursued your "friend"
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>>572984883
he's right
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>>572984101
all of my fucking kek
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>>572984883
OP, this
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And tell him your cock is bigger than his. Its a mindfuck he literally wont fight you after that. Fighting is just a who's dick is bigger concept anyways.
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Where in melbs? Im on the franga line at mordi
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>>572984916
>Just kidding
You do understand the implications of how much these two simple words will fuck up this guys head right. He won't know the truths from the lies. Nice.
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>see ausfag guys named matt
>fuck his gf
>fuck his sister
>tell him
>fuck his mother
>???
>profit
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OP doin it right
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GF's phone must be buzzing right now!
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>>572984916
>just kidding mate
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This thread is amazing
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>>572985331

OP went totally beta
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okay time to fuck with him but come out of this alive
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Nigga how is your HSC prep going tho

year 12 fags reply
Paper 2 is going to tear me a new one

Also op nice work, what state? Might have met you but doubt it
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>>572984916
give pictures please
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>>572985397
tell him it started on his birthday last year
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>>572985397
So guys, do you think this is real or staged.
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OP this is the approximate level of mind fuckery you are causing right now... Brilliant
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>>572984883
this
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Give him a link to this thread!
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>>572985443
Studied once for Maths and thats it. Not one fuck given
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>>572985492
do't piss on the carpet, anon
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>>572985397
If he had no clue why tell him? Just keep mindfucking him and then say jk at the end, deactivate fb account kek
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>>572985397
Is that your actual fb account? If it is I'd say stop fucking with him, hate to sort of white knight but I think you've pissed him enough as is. No point trying to get a rise out of him especiallt since you already admitted it.
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>>572985443
Fuck math.
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got hsc exams on monday but fuck it, ill be dead by then
i just got a text, pretty sure its from the gf but dont want to open it
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Say she begged to suck your cock and then she got addicted because it was so much bigger than his. Even if it comes to blows later he will be unsure caise yoir dick is bigger. Psychology 101
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>>572985443

Geed for paper 1 lad, currently sitting here drinking away uni, get the fuck in here and belong cunt
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>>572985443
Let's just say that I'll be lucky to get 25% on both English papers combined, hsc is bullshit
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>>572985534
Advanced , extension or gwneral?

Extension 1 was the biggest mistake and I'm on 10 units. Fuck
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>>572985614
Good good
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Shits fake. Best troll in a while. Scrub.

Post nudies and it will confirm it's real. Nudies = timestamp at this point
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>>572985614
open it.
post text.
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>>572985614
Show text please.

Also pics of that slut?
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Is it just me or does the styling of Facebook in those pics look realllllly old? I'm starting to think this is an online convo generator.
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>>572985614
I thought you were going with it was another person
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>>572985657
95% in my extension 1 trial, get on my level
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>>572985601
>>572985653
>>572985614
>>572985640
Any of u cunts study skryznecki?

I'm going to belong to fucking booze after the 28th. What atar we looking at here lads?
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>>572985614
yeah, text and pics are required now, OP
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This thread...
holy shit
keep posting them OP
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Dont open it dont read it pretend to ask her whats up later like nothing is going on. You were awaybfrom your phone asleep etc.
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>>572985657

I feel alone here, everyone complaining about maths when I'm only sitting extension 2 this year, did my extension 1 last year
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>>572985657
Advanced man, I can do mostly everything except for some graph stuff. What subjects you doing?
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>>572985587
I'm with this guy. He just found out someone he probably cares about is a cheating whore. I'd personally just be a bro.
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>>572985782

to clarify, extension 2 is my only maths exam. still got the other subjects
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>>572985737
Study that whining fucking jew? Still haven't read any of his poems, 68 for the course I want
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>>572985731
Fuck off you did
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>>572985782
>>572985731
Fuckin selective school gooks. Or curry munchers.

I used to go to a selective school but I left in year 11 to go elsewhere. I wasn't getting tutored out the arse and didnt want to do the Asian five.
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>>572985726
looks normal to me :|
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>>572985614
Yeah your gf is definitely gonna find out after that one. Good luck getting your ass kicked
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Proud of you ausfag
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>>572985726
nope legit, just checked
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>>572985860
gtfo of this thread, faggot
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>>572985443
>geometry and probabilities

oh boy. If you think this is hard drop off Math right now.
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it's not my real facebook, false alarm as well it was just a friend texting me
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>>572985737

91, currently on 85, if i can manage to get that migrant fucker to realise he was alienated, i might manage 91, doubt it tho
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>>572985934
"Well its up to you who to trust, a whore or a nice /b/ro :) The choice is all yours m8"
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>>572985934
tell him what she looks like naked, or what she does when she's fucking. or send him a pic of her. and show us as well
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>>572985906
I mean his gf
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>>572985726

Agreed. If you open your facebook messages, the text box isn't that big unless you have a TV as monitor.
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>>572985898
>>572985901
ahah I did, but im autistic as fuck :)
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>>572985821
Advanced English
2u maths
Modern History
Music 1 (piano player)
1 unit religion
Extension maths
Need a 86 for construction management at UTS, yourself?
>>572985893
I go to his school lel
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Say youre only telling him because you felt morally obligated after finding out ur hiv positive
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>>572985934
Post dem pics and send him the pics
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post the fucking pictures, op. I'm tired at looking at this fuckhat's dumb ass confusion replies.
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>>572985934
You need to send him some sort of proof OP.
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>>572985934
Tell him something personal about her body that he would also know
>>
Send him nudes so he believes it.
Also post here so we believe it.
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>>572985934
give him more info that only someone who fucked her would know...
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>>572986024
Oh my god bump.
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>>572985934
send him a softcore nude man, he will believe you
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>>572985934
If it was the girlfriend that texted you, send him a screen shot of the text with her getting mad at you for telling.
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>>572985443
>mfw not doing the hsc and someone asks me future plans
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>>572986105
yeah but he already said it wasn't her
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>>572986024
Holy shit do this
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>>572986017
Ahaha, I'm just waiting till the 31st so I can get shit faced
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>>572985921

nah i like it here
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>>572986017
General English (dropped advanced cause fuck english)
2u maths
Multimedia
ITVET
Art
Only need a 69 for computer science
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>>572985726
They're normal apart from missing the synbol which tells wther person is online, /mobile etc, other than that, standard chrome web format
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okay im gonna send him a pic to get him over the line, she's fucked
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>>572985941
I'm not quite following? Is that your ATAR aim? What course?
>>572986004
Help me with extension 1, western Sydney fag. Email my throwaway if you could possibly help

[email protected]
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>>572986017
People that study religion shouldnt laugh unless there is a mirror in front of them.
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>>572985934
>>572985934
You've got to give specifics. Like the mole near her pussy or something. Don't let us down.

I'm sick on my vacation to Italy and this is the most entertaining thing I've seen all day.

Do what must be done Lord Ausfag, do not hesitate, show no mercy
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>>572986024

Do it OP
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this better not be a g up.
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>>572986148
>>572986195
Good stuff lads, it is incredibly comforting to just speak to /b/ros doing the HSC.

>>572986223
Go to a catholic school, compulsery. I fucking hate it.
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>>572976952
All hail to LORD AUSFAG !!!!
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>>572985901

haha, not even a selective school yo
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>>572986136
Must of missed that one. Well if you have any messages between you and gf that prove you've fucked, you could send him a screenshot of that. Like meeting up texts or some shit.
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>>572986138
nah. say chlamydia or something. hiv is permanent and you can kiss your sex life goodbye if that rumor gets around
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>>572986214
My marks as they sit (if i have consistency with previous results) will land me about an 85.

first plan is actually to leave country, moving out next january. Second op if i get high enough if medical biology or organic science at uts. have my fucking life story
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>>572986214
I cant "help" just fucking read that textbook. pay more attention to that book than you do your own cock. other pro tip, get a mathsonline account. shit helps a ton
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okay this should do it
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>>572986331

nor am I foreign
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>>572986206
Tell him some of the S&M stuff she likes. There's a decent chance she does the same stuff with him too.
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>>572986206
Good, don't fuck with him anymore. You've had enough fun.

>>572986331
Must have a fuckin easy trial but most likely smart as fuck anon you are. Gg
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>>572985737
Ha I remember that piece of shit. How many years do they teach the same fucking text?
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>>572986412
what is this the fappening report?
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common OP, continue
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>>572986384

That's what makes it funny faggot
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>>572986412
at least post and blank her head
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>>572986412
That guy is having a nightmare
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>>572986412
wow, atleast let us see the thumbnail....
>>
Could you dump the nudes?
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>>572986412
>not showing us the pic

Faggot...
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>>572986435

not smart at english, i'll be happy if i get fucking 50% in paper 1 + paper 2
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>>572976952
OP, I have a proposition for you. I want to have a private chat with you where you call me 'Yuri Daddy' while I tell you where to put Peach Flavored Greek yogurt on yourself (if you don't have peach, we can substitute). Then you pretend that robots are on their way to kidnap you, and only my orgasm will save you. Then (just so you're not surprised) I'm going to deliberately choose NOT to orgasm so the robots actually catch you. I'll need you to tell me in pretty good detail what the ninja robots are doing to you for about fifteen minutes. Then we watch Back to the Future Part 2 and everytime Marty says 'Doc' I want you to pinch your nipple. This will take about an hour and a half, but it's probably the most important part. Finally, I want you to tell me that you're going to turn me into a pregnant girl and there's nothing I can do about it until i cum.

Does this sound like something you'd be into? If not, we can work a little on the details, but I really think you need this.
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>>572986412
only censore her head dude, common
>>
At the risk of sounding like a dumbass, what is pinging?
>>
>>572979848
>Monitoring this thread
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>>572986412
Show us the photo u cunt
>>572986395
Also need a 85, I need to do well in HSC, not going to get it at this current rate. Should he alright for most topics besides extension maths. Fuck being on 10 units. You western Sydney?

>>572986407
Cambridge is so fucking complicated. Once we got to projectile.motion I lost the plot. Binomial and all that stuff, no clue Lol.
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>>572986407
I promise I'll do this tomorrow, got a free day. No work :D
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>>572986412
At least cropnout the face then show us.
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>>572986594
taking ecstasy/mdma
>>
>ITT
OP is a giant fucking faggot
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>>572986594
Aussie term for pills
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>>572976952
You did good for once OP.
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>>572986594
high on mdma/similar substitute
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>>572986594
for one to be pinging, one must be high on a drug know locally to Australians as "PINGERS" sort of like speed I gues?
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>>572986439
It changes next year apparently, its now about "discovery". Don't know if that means the texts change.
>>572986517
I was failing until I got a tutor. I can forward you notes if you read my books. What are they? I'll probably get a band 5 for advanced.
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The day OP was not a faggot
/thread
pls cont.
>>
>>572986610

cambridge ain't a teaching book mate. its a task for after you've learnt the basic shit
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>>572986583
>>572986594
>>572986609
>>572986610
>>572986641
>>572986647
>>572986659
>>572986668
>>572986758
>>572986756
>>572986742
>>572986705
>>572986697
OP, I have a proposition for you. I want to have a private chat with you where you call me 'Yuri Daddy' while I tell you where to put Peach Flavored Greek yogurt on yourself (if you don't have peach, we can substitute). Then you pretend that robots are on their way to kidnap you, and only my orgasm will save you. Then (just so you're not surprised) I'm going to deliberately choose NOT to orgasm so the robots actually catch you. I'll need you to tell me in pretty good detail what the ninja robots are doing to you for about fifteen minutes. Then we watch Back to the Future Part 2 and everytime Marty says 'Doc' I want you to pinch your nipple. This will take about an hour and a half, but it's probably the most important part. Finally, I want you to tell me that you're going to turn me into a pregnant girl and there's nothing I can do about it until i cum.

Does this sound like something you'd be into? If not, we can work a little on the details, but I really think you need this.
>>
>>572986610
Buy an apple phone and drop it on your head I hear niggas that get apples dropped on their head learn shit about physics n gravity n shit
>>
Posting in refreshingly fresh bread
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>>572986610
Naar lad eastern subs, beach life, my school is in the CAS if it rings any bells
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>>572986594
"what'd you do at trade school today davo?"

"fucken had a pinga chew m8"
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>>572986594
kek

c'mon pinging with Bruce and Kev at the Pub, ya fucking Gronk.
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>>572986412
The fuck are thinking, you won't let /b/ros see it, but the fucking guy who has good reason to murder your ass? This thread is fake.
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>>572986791
kekd
>>
whats that red shit man come on.
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>>572986412
Plz op what suburb? Im an 18 year old from mordialloc ove never met anyone else who uses b. Promise Im not ugly or a hambeast.
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im gonna go to sleep now but ill report back tomorrow, kinda feel sorry for this guy its the worst night of his life and he doesnt even know half the story, hope he breaks up with her
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>>572986594
Ecstasy/MDMA. Australians call them "pingers" so if you were high on them you would be "pinging".

>Source: Young and from West Syd.
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>>572986781
>>572986668
Kill yourselves
You disgusting faggots
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>>572986760
I'm fucked regardless, going to copy the 4u cunts for multiple choice, get q11 and q12 mostly right, scrape q13 and q14 marks. Scrape a pass. Its one unit, fuck it. Thanks for the tough love
>>
>>572986756

Belonging: Romulus My Father
Module A: Frankenstein & Bladerunner
Module B: Fucking Yeats
Module C: mother fucking Julius Caesar
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>>572986870
which area of melbourne are you from?
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>>572986870
OP has let us down...
>>
>>572986870
You stay here and deliver!
>>
>>572986870
OP, I please you to stay, common, dont let this glorious thread die..
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actually fuck sleep, if someone rolls a 23 ill post a nude, fucking hate the bitch anyway
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>>572986870
He seems like an okay guy, actually. I would have been much more pissed at you under these circumstances. Good sense of control (right now at least).
>>
epic bread well done OP
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>>572986962
23 get
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>>572986962
bumb
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>>572986962
Rolling
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>>572986902

well if you need any help with specific shit I've already done extension 1 so I dunno
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>>572986962
23
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>>572986962
Rolling.
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>>572986791
Kek
>>572986812
Fuck what is a cunt from eastern suburbs doing on /b/,thought it was strictly western Sydney fags out here. Ah well, good luck son
>>
>>572986962
23 roll for op to suck cock
>>
>>572986962
ROLL
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>>572986962
rell
>>
Done lurking. Rolling! 23 get
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>>572985443
Year 12 fag reporting.
Have not picked up a book this year and still tearing it apart. 40 in history last year.
Aiming for 85.
Mfw people study for hours per day and still get D's
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>>572986962
23 get
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>>572986756
>>572986908

Fuck FrankBlade, that module ruined two good texts
>>
>>572986962
roll
>>
>>572986962
roll
>>
Post the nude anyways.
>>
>>572986962
Shitty Limp Bizkit song
>>
>>572986962
op is a god
what suburb or area are you in?
>>
OP you have nothing to lose. post a damn nude
>>
rollem rawhide
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>>572986962
>23 get
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>>572986962
Just post it...
>>
>>572986962
ty for this thread, also roll
>>
Thanks for the nice story, anon.
>>
23
>>
>>572986962
roll roll roll fellow Ausfag
>>
Rolling for 23
>>
23
>>
>>572986962
rolling
>>
MICHAEL JORDAN
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>>572986962
cheers OP. ROLL
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>>572987098
23 get
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>>572986962
Rollin dude. You totally gotta stay awake.

Btw, jns. is a faggot.
>>
>>572986962
23 get
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>>572976952
23 get
>>
give me a 23
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>>572987059

I concur, english destroys classics
>>
>>572986905
+1
>>
>>572986962
23 right here
>>
26 get
>>
reroll
>>
>>572987053
Aye fuck, i went to 12 math classes this year. Still topped it.
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>>572986908
Skryznecki
King Richard
Cloudstreet
Justice games

Sorry bro

>>572986962
Michael Jordan get

>>572986791
Kek, but I have a nexus 5 and I'm poor.
>>
It's going to 404 real soon
>>
This threads gunna die soon

Also Roll!
>>
Uh, roll.

C'mon OP, rolling's lame. It should have died out a long time ago on 4chan.
>>
23 get
>>
Reroll
>>
>>572987145
Roll for this
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>>572987053
Gets 40 in history without reading, I call bullshit.
>>
Rolling time
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>>572987162
>23 get
Rooooooooooooooooll
>>
>>572986962
23 get
>>
Op Legend!
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>>572987076
/thread
>>
23 get!
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>>572986962
Rolling but only if she is 18+
>>
23 cheers OP
>>
>>572986962
moar rolls
>>
steps back for threee
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>>572986962
pls
>>
if this post ends with 23, op has to fuck matt's mother too
>>
Ill come hangout and bump thread tomorrow I need 4 houra of sleep too
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>>572986870
Seems like a cool dude, you could make a good friend here OP.
Or atleast use him to fuck his sis again
>>
23 get

23 get
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>>572976952
23 GET!!
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>>572986962
roll
>>
REKT
>>
rollando for 23
>>
23
>>
rollern
>>
>>572987323
WINRAR
>>
10/10 would read again

rolling for 23 OP
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>>572986962
23 never get
>>
all you lurkers come out for the get
>>
>>572987306
roll
>>
>>572987323
WINRAR
>>
OP you still here?
>>
>>572987323
winrar
>>
23 get
>>
>>572987323
winrar!
>>
>>572987323
Winner!
>>
>>572986962
roll....
>>
23
>>
MJ
>>
>>572987323
WINRAR
>>
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>>572987323
>>
>>572987323
23! 23! OP delivar
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>>572987323
yeww nudes incoming
>>
>>572987323
WINRAR
>>
>>572987323
post pls
>>
>>572987323
Winrar
>>
>>572987323
GET
>>
>>572987323
Winar
>>
>>572987323
THE CLUTCH IS REAL
>>
>>572987323
23 get
>>
>>572987031
I'll need help in person, not much you can really do for me over /b/ in the time before this thread dies. Thanks anyway bro
>>
>>572987323
winrar
>>
>>572987323
GET
Winrar
>>
>>572987323
WINRAR
>>
>>572987323
WINNER
>>
>>572987323
Winner!
>>
>>572987323
Winrar
>>
>>572987323
NUDES. NUDES. NUDES. NUDES.
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>>572987323
lets go op show us
>>
>>572987323
WINRAR
>>
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
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>>572987323
winrararara
>>
>>572987323
Winrar
>>
>>572986962
roll
>>
>>572987323
WINRAR!
>>
>>572987156
Reroll, this thread is killing shit.

Btw, Sean is an autist.
>>
I'll come hangout and bump thread tomorrow I need 4 hours of sleep too
>>
>>572987323
Winrar
>>
>>572987323
Rarwin
>>
hurry up op thread is gonna die
>>
>>572987323
CHICKEN
FUCKING
DINNER
>>
>>572987323
WINNER
>>
>>572987323
23 get!!!!
>>
>>572987323
Fuckin WINRAR! The nudes now, OP!
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>>572987323
fuk yeh!
>>
>>572986962
For the love of god roll 23 someone
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>>572987323
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>>572987323
okay cunts here you go, she's over 18 as well so no need to worry
ill be back here 10:30pm melbourne time tomorrow
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>>572976952
I'm sure you'll look back with fond memories of this shit when you get your atar
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>>572986962
23 get
>>
>>572987323
YES BOY
>>
>>572987323
shieeeetttt
>>
>>572987524
Nice one.
>>
>>572987524
Ill be waiting bae
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>>572987524
ty good sir
>>
>>572987524
>that gaping ass
>>
>>572987524
moar
>>
>>572987524
dat butthole
>>
>>572987524
kewl
>>
>>572987524
thats not a bathroom
>>
This is sick
>>
>>572987524
hahah god damn she looks like a good screw m8
>>
>>572987524
thank OP
>>
>>572987524
EMEGEJKHRFJFa
>>
>>572987524
NICEEE

How do I /pussy/
Is a 17yo virgin wizard level
>>
>>572987524
that is a nice b hole
>>
>>572987524
>>572986905
Thank you again OP.
>>
>>572987524
Sweet dear baby jeebus no wonder you were tapping that with your purple headed womb ferret.
I doth my fedora good sir
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>>572987524
one more for Good luck
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>>572987524
Paaa not bad OP
>>
Roll for great justice
>>
>>572987524
You top cunt
>>
oi thanks op ya kunt
>captcha 123
>mj.dunk
>>