me: hullo mey i hav sum greps employee: excuse me? me: yes may i hav sum greps employee: you want some grapes? me: yes plis mor den anytheng in da world!!! employee: you can go to the food store and get some me: okey!!!!!!! bye!!!!!
>hi this is pizza hut how can i take your order >hi what time do you guys close? >umm 10 on saturdays i believe >oh great >silence >so can i take your order? >yeah grapes >excuse me? >CAN A MAN GET A FUCKING BAG OF GRAPES BITCH? >oh my god... click
>>572189694 "Hello" "Pizza Hut, what would you like today?" "Yeah, I was just wondering if you guys did delivery." "Of course, what's your address" "<Faec as fuck 609 address>" "That'll be 40 minutes, is that okay?" "Oh yeah man, of course." "What can we get you tonight?" "Could I try that new grape pizza everyone's been talking about?" "Get off of 4chan" <click>
>Thank you for calling Pizza Hut how may I help you? >Hi, I was wondering what kind of fruit you used to make your pizzas. >We use tomatoes. >Oh, I was hoping you would use grapes. >Really? Your gonna do this to me on a Saturday. click
>>572191345 you should just lurk moar and stop expecting people to applaud the cleverness of you copy pastaing something above every single thread into the thread. Everyone fucking knows. We don't care.
You're like the 13 year old who just finally found out santa is fake and is running around telling all the other kids who already know expecting us to think you're cool. We don't give a fuck you faggot.
>Thanks you for calling Pizza Hut, how can I help you? >Hello, yes, I'm calling with the national food coalition I just had a few quick questions. >Sure how can I help? >We were just wondering if you had any canned food or slightly leftover food to donate to the local homeless shelter. >I don't think I can really answer that, but my manager might. >One last thing. On a scale of one to ten, how many grape? >click
>hi bla blah pizza hut how my i take your order >do you guys have any grapes >"really" >wel yeah the fruits >"you called us 5000 times asking" >well this is my first time calling >"oh so are you in a faternity calling" >no its a raid from nine gag >"oh so how long is this suppossed to go on" >about 6 more hours >"hahaha real funny guys who sent you" >obama >im gonna go now bye >*click*
>>572189694 > hello i would like to get something for delivery. > okay what would you like > I would like an extra large cheese pizza with grapes > what?? > grapes on the top of the pizza and on the sides and all over my cock and ass and nipples. > this is inapropriate > well then I'll just take an extra large pizza with extra grapes. and I will do what I want with the grapes after they arrive. > Ok that will be 13.99 what is your address?
>>572192557 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Them: Do you have some grapes? Me: No, I'm actually trying to make an order Them: Oh really, ok. Where are you? Me: (Looks up actual steet near the Pizza Hut) 207 Canary Lane Them: What's your number? Me: 773- Them: Hunny that is not your number I'm looking at it right now. Me: No no no, I'm borrowing a phone. Them: Ok, we've had too many prank calls tonight. Me: Ok, well i'd like some grape pizza. Them: Really? You kids need to get a life. click
>hey this is pizza hut >yeah do you have any specials tonight? >we dont have any damn grapes and tell your buddies the last one that called didnt block his number and if this crap continues we will call the police >look lady i just want some grapes i have children to feed hung up
>>572194076 Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>mt holly pizza hut >hi i'd like to place a pick up order >okay. one moment...annd what will you have? >yep i'll take a large pizza, large coke, side of grape- >yeah let me stop you right there buddy im done with this shit. im phoning the police and they'll take over with this. im done. youre not ruining my saturday night with your BS >we are anonymous we do not forgive, we do not forget click
>>572195502 What the fuck did you just say about me? Let me introduce myself. I am the leader of my network of hackers from my school. I am Corr0derX,
we have been going on 4chan for a long time and we know the way on how it works. I have successfully made OC, countless "epic" threads that has spreaded all over this board. We at our school know how your community works, and have manipulated it many times.
Were going to tear 4chan from the inside out. We have also ddosed 4chan yesterday and knocked the servers out, the 502 errors? came from us, the image 404's came from us. Do not underestimate us, we are the true hackers of the intenret.
>pizza hut blah blah blah >do you have any specials tonight? >blah says specials couldn't understand >I think I'll just take some grapes >like I haven't heard that 100 times today >I just need some grapes >well you can go to the store and get some yourself >I was hoping you would deliver them >ok. Meet me putside in 30 minutes >thank you so much. Bye >bye >click.mp3
>>572196736 Fuck you and you shit man. Don't really care if your fucking the Dalai Lama, we all just want some lulz at the expense of Pizza Hut here. If you want fame and recognition what the fuck you doing on an Anonymous board anyways? Faggot.
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