Lets not fuck her up RIGHT away.

>>571871620
ask her how many trips to mcdonalds its gonna take before she'll suck you off

she's fat but I'm sure she's a nice person

7 can decide

>>571871996
Yea chillin with my friends. We like to play hide the pickle this time of year.Wanna join? Usually its guys only but Im sure they will make an exception this one time

A kung fu fighting

Waaachaaa

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I wanna bone yeah baybee, I WANNA BBBOOOooonnee yeah.

WE ARE THE KINGS

yeah guy stuff. I'm finger my ass while playing risk with my little brother. I don't think he notices.

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I want to make love to you and your big fat grandma arms.

Yeah me and a buddy are jacking each other off

>>571871620
Oops, I just meant doing guys

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Update, 7 or dubs

Ok, fine, masturbating alone

Tell her this

"I am 300,000 usd in debt I can suck your dick for 500 usd"

Guy stuff as in I like shoving guy chubs into my petite rectal cavity, you sea cow.

>>571873042
rerolll

>>571871620
just beating the meat if you're catching my drift

>>571873187
Weinrar

>>571873187
Winrar

>>571873187
quality winrar

i'm touching my nephews pooper right now. it feels amazing

I'm just looking for a bad bitch to be my slave and take a sharpie in the pooper

>>571873136
lets stop beating around the bush, Im on tinder to find chick to rail lines of coke off my dick. is this you?

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Wp, 4 or dubs

Because a sea cow is a beautiful creature

>>571873574
>Why did you just call me a sea cow

My sides

>>571873574
You have a beautiful face.

>>571873574
How many dates til you gargle the dick?

Looking for victims

>>571873670
Sorry I didnt want to call you a whale and fuck things up between us

>>571873574
Because i need a seacow to take a sharpie to the pooper

>>571873574
Idk

>>571873707
reroll

>>571873574
no excuses OP just post what we roll fag

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Uhh... Propane!

>>571873574
Ohhhh my god hahahahaha
.why did you just call me a sea cow

do you want to be a heifer instead?

I wanna see those tig ol bitties

>>571873845
winrar, but totally lame.

>>571873574
Because I'm a giant fucking faggot.

I called you a sea cow because I can catch a glimpse of all of the spoiled milk emitting from your dirty pores. Now I command you to use rollout

Are you not a man at three

>>571873574
le memes is why of course xDDD!!

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>>571873574
you don't know what a sea cow is?

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>>571873187

I AM A BLAZING HOMO

>>571873884
Shity winrar

>>571873574
I want to have sex with your shithole

>sea cow!\

I think you're beautiful and would be privileged to take you to the zoo. My treat of course!

>>571873884
winrar

Can you twerk for me? Comon, do it for the vine!

Do you like role playing?

I will be a lonely fisherman and you can be the seacow Ive been looking for my whole life

>>571873574
Cause I felt like it. Suck my dick.

>>571874025
reroll

quick question, how old is this girl? seriously fuckin young bitches trying to get railed on tindr?

I'm guessing chubby Nicole has had more action than all you fucking perma-virgins combined.

Never change /b/

>>571874040
Rerolling

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Ok, I won't add text Mb, faggots. 8 12 11

>>571873574
as I said my nephew grabbed my phone, sry bout that. u using tinder for long now?

> Roses are red
> Violets are blue
> Brazzers is down
> Your nudes will do

>>571873964
winrar

>>571874263
can i milk you miss moo moo

>>571874263
Can I tounge punch your fartbox?

>>571874263
Shut the fuck up and suck my cock seacow

show me your fat hairy cunt now

>>571873574
>cousin took the phone
you pussy faggot nigger

>>571874263
I need your shithole

>>571874263
come on, it was my nephew, dont be upset. you burrping piece of whale

has anyone told you that you look exactly like imaqtpie ?

>>571874339
Reroll

It's rude that you're that your not in your natural habitat

>>571874263
sorry its just because you remind me of my favorite animal, a manatee! theyre so cute

How did you escape the sea you fat whale of a bitch

>>571874397
REROLL BITC

>>571874263
You literally resemble a small island.
You could be the entire set of castaway

You know you love it, sea cow
I'm gonna make you moo for me when I'm railing that arsehole

>>571874263
listen you are still talking to me even after i called you out for being fat so you obviously don't get much attention on here. Let me tell you hwat, ill let you suck me off in my car, NO KISSING and i wont touch you. Deal?

Also, I don't have a nephew.
S.C.

>>571874471
pls

>>571874263
Listen Im sorry, people keep taking my phone from me. I think you are so pretty and not a seacow at all. we should fuck for real

>>571874263
Moo for me seacow

Look let's cut the shit, when are we going to meet up, my balls are full and if I don't empty out some ball batter, they're gonna explode. Face, snatch, stomach, or ass, I'm the supreme gentleman, your choice

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2 or dubs

>>571874468
FUCK YOU MAN MINE"S BETTER

>>571874518
WINRAR

>>571874263
Look, my nephew is retarded. He is 22 but with the mental age of 7. He likes spongebob and 'trolling' people by calling them seacow. I am very sorry for what he said. You are at least an air cow.

Milk my mushroom tip fatty

>>571874339
rolling for this

>>571874692
winner!

god damn it! i twisted my penis again

>>571874732
WINRAR

>>571874670
Let me tounge punch your fart box you fat fuck. Don't you dare ignore me you slut or i'll track you down and shit in your mouth while you sleep.

>>571874263

Let's see dem titties.

>>571874318
This obviously doesn't count.

>>571874732
Winrar

Let's cut the bullshit how much?

>>571874670
I mean, you look just like him! how come, do you guys breed together? how are the hatchlings you spider monster cow?

>>571874692
true winrar

>>571874692
And with this rar, /b creates another man hating feminazi.
Never change.

>>571874692
THIS is the ONE TRUE WINRAR!!

i am murdoc

>>571871620
Fantasizing about women l'd never have a chance with while contemplating fucking a fat cow like you

>>571874994
i kek'd

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I think she's crying :^( dubs decides

Do you have a theme song? Is it "big fatty boom boom" by Ali G?

>>571875204
I'm sorry for everything, you're beautiful.

>>571875245
12 year old fag detected

>>571875204
ok I'll call the cops now. you better leave me alone seacow

>>571875204
Yes op

>>571875204
But seriously, when we gonna meet up so I can clap dem cheeks

>>571875334
so close. reroll

If you don't feel any better just gimme your address and I'll make sure to send a while box of hostess snacks and some Linkin Park cds since you look like a victim of domestic violence

>>571875245
beta fag

God damn it! My cousin again. Sorry about this. Now show me your udders

will you suck my dick for a Klondike?

>>571875204
You can't even get dubs faggot.

Can we roleplay father/daughter so i can destroy your cunt

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Kek. You guy's are evil.. 98 99 97 69 decide

Anyway tits or gtfo

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>>571875204
An air cow my sieds

our meeting here and falling in love will make a great story for the grandkids.

You're beautiful....... but only on the inside

>>571875334
REROLL NIGGA

>>571875204
>dubs
>000
Not happening anytime soon.

Udders or gtfo

>>571875536
reroll

>>571875669
Lmaoooo omfg this is gold

>>571875669
WINRAR

Nigger.

Just stop typing and give me the milk.

>>571875669
YES

>>571875578
reroll

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This is an air cow
>post pic

>>571875574

I'd like to see more of your body.

>>571875669
Best winrar ever

>>571875808
OH THE HUMANITY!

>>571875669
winrar

>>571871620
Bring Ketamine

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>>571875669

>>571875669

Magnificent winrar.

>>571875669
>>571875669
Winner winner

>>571875808
rolling for this

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>>571875669

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>>571875669

Ill give you some grass to chew for pix of your nip naps

>>571875669
Holy fucking win.rar

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Kekekeke 10/10 6 decides

>>571876223
I'm sorry baby girl. You are everything to me.

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help a bro fap. gimme yo tits. no1 will kno.

>>571876223

10 out of fucking 10.

>>571875669
Omg

show me your udders or i will have l33t haxorz and trace your ass and fuck your folds while you sleep :^)

What the fuck did you say to me you fat piece of shit

>>571875808
reroll

>>571876223
How about we fuck?

>>571876326
ahahah winrar this is perfect

Can I put my shrawma in your seafood taco

>>571876223

i'm sorry, i have tourets. it gets worse when i'm in love

>>571876223
11/10

>>571876302
rick roll

just please tell me how much you weigh so i can masturbate

>>571876302
roll so hard mother fuckers wanna roll me

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Legendary kek. 3 decides.

>>571876326
This nigga got it already.

You look like the kinda girl who doesn't wipe

>>571876223
this fatty is asking for it on a meet and eventually fuck app looking like an albino tomato with chiclets for fucking teeth

So since you have 6 utters you fat bitch, you produce milk like the keebler factory right?

>>571876223
Bro you are the fucking man

Udderlerly useless talking to you. Tits or gtfo. By the way I have no nephew, bitch.

I'm sorry I have a really light fetish for pregnancy and fucking cows, I can't really control it. It just means I really like you. Will you do this for me?

>>571876223
Let me tounge punch your fart box you fat fuck. Don't you dare ignore me you slut or i'll track you down and shit in your mouth while you sleep.

this ones done.. on to the next one OP

>>571876583
Winrrr

>>571876583
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
motherfucking WIN.RAR.

>>571876615
Roll

>>571876583
Winner winner indeed

>>571876583
Winrar

>>571876583
fucking kek

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Uh oh..5 or die

Everyone archive the fuck out of this thread

>>571876578
Top fucking kek to the moon and back anon
Love /b/

The fact she is genuinely hideous does make this way funnier

Turkey lookin ass nigga

Sorry I have AIDS

Let's play the rape game

space cows are the fourth type of cow. it's like the four type of matter: solid, gas, liquid and plasma. woah, that's deep. sometimes I freak myself out lol.

>>571876885

sorry i got the tourets. it gets worse when i'm in love

>>571876583
kekekekekekek

>>571876223

do you tie your own shoes?

>>571876885
SUBMIT TO ALLAH AKBAR AND PRESENT YOUR VAGOO!!!

greasy feces turn me on

>>571871620
Can I cockpunch the back of your throat

>>571876885
Baby I can milk those udders so well they'd pasteurize before leaving your fat tits

Can i cock punch your mouth

>>571876949
re-roll

>>571876583
/thread

>>571876885
I honestly think she would still fuck you. She'll put her self-esteem on the back burner for a bit of cock

>>571871620

Sorry bby my cousin again... he won't be bothering anyone any more... EVER

>>571877141
read my mind

>>571876935
winrar..?

I've been posting this conversation on a Japanese based image board called 4chan. Here's the link:
>>571871620

>>571876885
And I would lick your skid marks

Can I use your tits as beanbags and ferment semen off them

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8 decides.

*Let's take this slooow* I really admire your attitude.

>>571876935
rarwin

>>571876935
failrar

>>571876990
roll for this

also, you can tell this bitch is fat as hell because she is SO fucking desperate, she will take all of this verbal abuse just for some male attention. you should try to seal the deal with her, anon.

>>571877132
You fat fucking mermaid

>>571877235
Oh what the fuck are you kidding me

>>571876885
I want to fuck you. Just kidding GTFO your face looks like rotting scrotal meat. Get ebola.

I want a whiteknight to come along and "save" the day.

Lemme see that cunt, girl

>>571877258
You you make nice poop logs?

want i spread my aids to you?

Thank you based OP.

>>571877235
reroll since mine was the true 5.

>>571877272

Reroll

>>571877338
>ding ding

>>571877258
Would you do the dirty with a crusty sock and cheerio while I Watched

>>571876918
Done. This thread is fucking genius. Best since was were all fappening

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>>571877338

have you accepted jesus christ as your personal lord and savior?

I wish there were window wipes for your glasses after I shoot a load on them because you remind me of my mom's van back in 85

Can I make it up to you, by giving you the ol' lickaroo?

>>571877338
oh lawd... I'm dying.

>>571877350
roll

Look I'm sorry for everything I said..but can I still cock-punch your blowhole?

>>571877338
winrar
no self esteem for this bitch

I wanna eat the shrooms that grow from your shit air cow.

>>571877183
Reroll

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Ok too many, dubs decide. Im autistic af.

10$ or I drop the dox on the flaming botnet and you get hacked by the pentagon.gov root server exploit via nasa

>>571871620

ayy lmao

>>571874335
lol rolling for this, don't care how late

you are the prettiest air cow alive

You sick fucks. Seriously. How are you gonna call someone fat when 99 percent of you are overweight. Get a fucking life.

>>571877469
fucking roll

this bitch is going to off herself

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>>571877686
>dubs

>>571877686
you fucked up anon

>>571877686
dubs are disabled nigger

want a ebola sandwich?

>>571877692
winrar

>>571877686
I want to fill my bucket with your non-homogenized milk

>>571877686
Girl, can I hold you down and shit on your back whilst you moo for me?

Ever tried fisting?

>>571877686

I decide my post will end in a 5 and I if I will win:

You remind me of something I've longed for when I was still dreaming.

>>571877686
man nigga i fucking won... that response was below mines...this fucking nigga right here..man hell naw... you unfair anon..put my fucking repsonse in there my nigga... I got 8 first.

i have a fat girl trampling fetish please step on my balls so i cant reproduce

>>571877686
you're gonna look good getting fucked till you bleed, whats your number?

>>571877686
Dubs are disabled...

But rolling anyway!

"http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/571871620"

>>571877801
A bit late to the party, sir Knight of White.

So how about that date then...? Chicken and waffles then a hard throat bang so I can rub your like in your face and tell you what a dirty whore you are???

>>571877686
Dubs are disabled friend.

>>571877686
I want to take you out to dinner and then afterwards I want to tongue punch your fart box. Make sure not to wipe.

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>>571877770
nice rawl

>>571877891
roll

>>571877591
Re re roll plz>>571877591

muh nigga

>>571877686
Never talk about fight club dude.

Link the moo-moo to the thread before she blocks you.

>>571877023
La bidechi arabi

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>>571877801

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Ok fuck balls gave winrar. 4 decides.

Can you take a shit on my cock

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>>571877801
>kek
just passing the time

You know, you're actually the first girl I've ever spoken to. You are a girl, right? Either way, I think we should start a family together.

>>571877973
>>571877973
Re roll even though dubs are disallowed

>>571878194
I hope you get raped by niggers.

>>571878194
I'd sit on your back, spank your ass, and ride you into battle

>>571878194
Are you a socialist?

her self esteem must be through the floor, why is she still replying?

Alright, Wilber. I had enough of your shit. I'm reporting you for not giving me what I want.

>>571878194
Like the fat purple one in The Little Mermaid? You know?

>>571877957
Fuck you homo

>>571877891
Reroll

>>571878320
kek over a thousand times

>>571871620

I'm sorry honey, I posted on a website called 4chan.org/b/ asking anonymous people on the internet for help talking to you because I'm a lonely faggot. They told me to say some very rude things to you, and I sincerely apologize. You're beautiful just the way you are.

Sorry bby my cousin again... he won't be bothering anyone again.... EVER

>>571878194
You are supposed to wait for a fucking reply. You suck at this.

suicide is your only option

Do you make milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard? Because I don't see it.

OP fucking delivers to a 6.5 nand still nobody fucking cares. THIS:

I would love to cook you a nice tea and do a nice risotto for you!

*NOT PART OF THE POST*

Mind you: Unfunny if not going anywhere.

Moo for me whilst rubbing your clit, get a little shit and smudge that into your nipples. then post it here >>571877350

oh shit i just slipped a nigga

ssssslippy mother fucker.


personally, i prefer the air.


cow.

>>571878320
Re rell>>571878320
>>571878320

>>571878194
Send tits or Ill rape you til the police wont recognize you

>>571878145
>>571878145
>>571878145
This is an absolute must. Future generations will remember this day if.she goes full retard

Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

>>571878332
reroll

you must be one of those stingy feminist bitches that thinks your pussy has value. let me take you to mcdonalds, fuck your swampy cunt, and never call you again.

Your head looks like a mustard bottle

>>571878194
i would love to suck on those milky titties you have there

>>571878320
REROLL

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Dubs on any part of I.d decides

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Check out this site!

>>571871620

when I rape you in the ass, right before I cum im going to punch you in the back, that way your anus tightens and your rectum pulls out. piggy.

>>571878194
What matters is on the inside of the fupa. You probably have french fries in there.

>>571878508
Reroll

I want to fart punch your tongue box

>>571878521
hnnnngroll

>>571878453

rolling

>>571878508
roll but change link to >>571871620

Lemme slap box with those titties

>>571878501

Rerolling for no reason whatsoever

>>571878612
So witch boob is the clitoris?

>>571878453
Not sure if serious but think is serious and is therefore are a faggot

>>571878657
reroll

i'm actually black with a donkey turd sized cock does that make u change ur mind?

lin to the thread

>>571878774
winnnnnnnnnr

>>571878690
This guy, this guy knows wassap!

>>571878773
Winrar..

Link her to the thread op ffs

I'm sorry I'm biploar and I have a cow fetish so I tend to write weird shit like that a lot, will you ever forgive me, m'lady?

>pls respond

I won't stop until I get the answers I crave, my little sea cow. Gimme some lon lon milk.

I bet you could swallow a whole nigger dick in just 1second or maybe even a whole squad of nigger dicks at once and drink their ebola filled sperm.

>>571878612
Can I see your shithole?

>>571878749
Hi newfag.

>>571878773
i got dubs first

>>571878612
I would fuck you so hard that your clitoris will evaporate while your anus bleeds for help

>>571878612

I had a crush but only you decide if this works out!

>>571878804
also winnr

>>571878860
oh shit>>571878873
>>571878876
>>571878879
>>571878881
OH GOD

>>571878881
I think this should be used..

Link that fucking butch the thread already and let's have some real fun

>>571878927
Double lowercase double u's op lets go

>>571878453
lulz nice bait

>>571878612
okay, Look i know we might had a hard start
BUT
if you send me the fucking nudes so i can beat it i will forgive you and maybe send you a pizza for your fat ass

>>571878612
the keks. they are real. they are many.

>>571878881
roll

>>571878459
Roll

I'm captain Ahab and I want to catch me a fat ass white whale.

>>571879159
reroll

>>571878881
re rolling

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I think she brb'd to go cut. Dubs again.

r u from m'oorica babe?

>>571878453

rolling!

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roll

>>571879159
Omg this wasnt the first but double AA's in the id, op please
Pls op

>>571879159
Rerolling

>>571879242
pls respond

>>571879242
Link her to this thread. Don't be a pussy, OP.

>>571878453
roll

>>571878881
reroll

>>571879234
rollin agains

>>571879134
Refucking roll!

>>571878453

roll