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What's your plan if Ebola outbreaks in North America?

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What's your plan if Ebola outbreaks in North America?
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>>571839890
leave
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>>571839976
bye then.

cuz it's in dallas
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Eat it. I love the taste of disease.
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its already here dumbass
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>>571839890
Who gives a shit about mexicans
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Raping and killing, not necessarily in that order.
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>>571839890
watch the news and laugh
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Build a base in Home Depot and hide out in there.
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>>571839890
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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>>571840124
By outbreak, I mean spreads too far to be able to contain I.E. Engulfs the whole south of the US
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anyone notice its here in time for halloween wtf!!
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whats vid from
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>>571839890
Before I get to sick I would walk over to my watershed and burst some blood blisters into the water table.
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Not give a shit because I don't live there.
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>>571839890
Laugh as USA collapses
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>>571839890
laugh
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>not caring if Ebola breaks out in US
>not realizing if it breaks out here, the whole world is tucked
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>>571841198
Fuck autocorrect with a spatula.
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>>571841198
>MY 'MURRICAN EXCEPTIONALISM!
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>>571840776
As an American, this.

I live inna woods, I'll laugh as this shit country that elected a nigger all burns down. My fellow white woodsmen can rebuild it from the ashes later.
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Head into my cabin in norther Maine and live off the grid
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Stop drop and roll man
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>>571841198
>whole world
>presuming to understand infrastructure of every country in the world
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>>571839890
i demand you post more as I vomit while fapping
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>>571841429
>>571841757
>outbreak of Ebola
>expecting people to not flee country
>has 1-2 week incubation period with no symptoms
Johnny "Ebola" Smith has landed in a Europe near you! It begins.
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>>571839890
Flee to Madagascar
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No this...
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>>571839890

Fuck Ebola and Fuck America.

Post a webm of that Younow Stream...
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>>571840143
Who gives a shit about ignorant Americans? I'm sure a bait would
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I'll keep on being an eurofag I guess
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>>571842085
Newsflash dipshit: Other countries have planes.
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>>571842092
Underrated post
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laugh as all of these stupid faggots who think they're invincible slowly bleed to death
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>>571839890
i wont - i mean unless out leaders continue to allow knuckleheads from west africa to just buy a plane ticket and fly over here to escape their shit country and its poverty diseases
.
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>>571839890
Life as usual? It isn't going to spread here because we aren't dumb enough to rub the blood of the dead everywhere. Standard precautions is all it takes to stop this disease.
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Blame Bush
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>>571842380

You and me both
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die of ebola
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Do nothing because americans are not a bunch of dumb niggers that eat bush meat from monkeys at city markets.
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Ebola can literally only be passed by bodily fluids. So unless you like making out with every nigger princess you see you'll be fine.
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>>571840145
That is some edgy shit bro. EDGY
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>>571839890
I will probably smoke pot and jerk off while brosing 4chan,avoiding human contact,instead of doing anything productive outside...

Just like now.

Only,if there is a big virus outbreak,the whitehouse will fall to anarchy,and there will be no potent leaders in america.And no one will be in charge....

Just like now.
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>>571843046
>mfw when niggers with ebola start raping every passer-by to spread the disease
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>>571839890
call dustin Hoffman
Hope Cuba doesn't puke
Don't pet monkey
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>>571839890
holy mother of goddamn sauce
google does nothing
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>>571839890
>be white and straight male
>profit
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It's already in Texas. They quarantined 80 ppl. And as for you Euro gags who say fuck America... You're on an American site. Oh wait... Thank us for modern fucking technology. We've invented and pioneered almost everything since goddamn electricity. You guys can't even go a fucking day without mentioning us in either your pop culture or news. No one in America has heard of anyone from your pissant countries. And you cry about us policing the world yet beg us for aid whenever some sort of disaster hits you. We're the leaders and you're the followers. Were the parents and your the children. Badmouth us all you want but it's like a spoiled teenager badmouthing the parents who feed, cloth, and shelter them. Our society fall and you go with us. Chew on that, faggots.
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So glad I moved to Japan. Enjoy your epidemic faggots, I'll be sure to shed a single tear for you after I fuck another 20 year old J girl
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>Ebola outbreak in North America
>Implying it isn't spreading like crazy in Africa because of dumb niggers

You guys are so fucking stupid I swear.
Its curable in the U.S. you fucktards.
That's why they were bringing people over.
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>>571843789
> being this much of a 'murifag
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>>571843789
/thread
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>>571843459
>niggers with ebola start raping
>niggers start raping
>start
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>>571843850
there is no known cure or treatment.
Its 50-90% death.
Its a little vague,but true
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I can't even consider that. I'm still recoiling from when everyone died of SARS and birdflu.
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>>571839890
laugh because I live in europe
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>>571839890
more
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>>571844027
Don't forget swine flu
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>>571839890
post webm of that yn stream or give her profile please
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>>571839890
>>571844134
Seriously. How were you the first to ask? Fuck the disease, let me enjoy while I'm still alive. Post the video OP
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>>571843046
actually it can spread through sweat and diarrhea
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>>571839890
Nothing.

I live at home and work at home, I never really have to leave the house. I got around 40kg of rice and a whole bunch of canned food. I got decent sized a reservoir of purified water. I can literally stay in my basement and nothing will ever change while people outside go ape shit.

The only risk for me is if some no good nigger tries to break into my shelter.
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>>571844347
that is my fetish.jpg
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>>571844021
SHIT.

My bad.
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He was flying with the virus from niggerfica and probably infected everyone in the flight. I know its not airbourne. Most likely Dallas will be cutoff from the world, and nuke it from orbit.
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>>571843789
write a book bro .
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move to the outback mountains of canada living with a bunch of rednecks.....
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Some kid in my class has ebola
i live in the netherlands btw
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>>571843850
we have always had the antidote . its sad that we dont share it with africa , we are monsters for doing that. well let me take that back white people are monsters long live mexico GLORIA!
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>>571839976
be careful USA, ebola spreads really quickly in third world countries
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Sit here in the uk and read all about that shit on 4chan.

Hope you fat yankees post some decent pics and video of the carnage
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>>571839890
MORE NOW
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>>571844414
what would you do if that happens tho ? and what if they tried to rape you ?
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Is there a sauce on the pic of that cute white girl?
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Since all you fucks are so demanding here:
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>>571844732

This. America and West Africa have a lot in common, outside of plastic exteriors. We greet you our Ebola Chan savior!
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>>571839890
rape obama
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>>571839890
die the cancerous death u all deserve for beeing fat ignorant warmongers
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>>571839890
>>571844793
Anyone wanna go start a yn thread since this fucking faggot op baited us hard
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>>571844686
Fucking beaner
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>>571841757
>presuming that if the 3 first world countries collapse the rest of the world will some how walk away unscathed

Sure the world will go on, but it will be so infested with poorfag countries that me might as well do a general purge
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>>571844642
shit i fucking planned a vacation there. I guess...? Thats where amsterdam is right? I have a flight to amsterdam in weeks. Kill your fucking classmate. What a fucking fuck. Fucking patien zero tubby mcdutchfuck
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>>571844902

There a video?
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>>571844937

Nah. After all the ass fucks his masters have given him, it'd be nothing but a hotdog down a hallway.
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I bet all those doomsday planners are wanking like hillbillies. Fecking hilarious
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>>571839890
>Hurry up hun, the news is about to start!
>Don't forget the popcorn!
Europe ftw
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>>571845035
Not that I have. Only the two pics.
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>>571844347
those are bodily fluids you fucking inbred
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>>571845130

Europe is probably just covering up their epidemic. What with all that lack of freedom and stuff.
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will there be mass rape ? i think its about time i get a firearm
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>>571845160
Well....there goes my smile...
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>ebola outbreak
>plan

Topkek
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>>571845019
yes amsterdam is there
will do, everybody hates him anyway.
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>>571839890
i love how they were bragging the past week in cdc "we are safe in north america" well what now bitch! arrogant much?
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>SWINE FLU
>BIRD FLU
>OH FUCK JESUS EBOLA


lol america
Have you fucked a liberian man/woman recently?
Do you plan to fuck a liberian man/woman?
Do you know anyone touring to and from liberia?
Have you already or do you plan to fuck them?

If the answer to the above questions is No, then you're fine.
learn about diseases and health infrastructure.
Ebola isn't going to impact the country at all, you enormous pussies.
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>>571844902
MODS
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>>571842085
Did I use the word Europe?
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>>571845072
hmm makes sense to me
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post a picture of your firearm . to prove you can defend your self when our country goes to shit and you have people committing rapes
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you guys joke about this but it's fucking scary, you don't understand but it is transmited by SWEAT as in theres fucking nigger sweat everywhere you touch, like in public transports like the subway or the bus, it's easier to spread than what the media tells you, dont trust the media
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>>571845351
Besides Swine Flu and Bird Flu were much more dangerous diseases
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eternal bleeding
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>>571843789
>Noone in America has heard of anyone from your pissant countries

Exactly.
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>>571845749

Normal flu is statistically deadlier than swine or bird flu.
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ITT: Pussy faggots that don't understand ebola


IDS HABBENING
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>>571845351

Yeah, I mean the human species has never faced pandemics that quickly spread out of control, killing off bunches of people.

Am I right? Up top.

Some virus failures doesn't prove or disprove your point. Sometimes the virus does spread, sometimes it doesn't. You'll be so wrong if Ebola does continue its 20 day doubling. But by then, you'll be bleeding out your eyes and anus, so it'll be hard to tell you that you are wrong.
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stay away from the niggers since they are the only ones contagious

/bread
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Not giving a fuck
>Not in 'Murica
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>>571846231
not giving a fuck
>dont fuck niggers
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no to go to America.

Honestly, you have modern sanitation and education. Ebola is spread though direct fluid contact. You have to get someone else's blood, urine, sweat, saliva or poop inside you. I assume nasal discharge too. if you wash your hands before eating, you will be 95% opf the way there.

Only the fucking ignorant or lazy will be at threat of Ebola.

Get over it.
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I hear deep fried ebola is pretty tasty
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>>571846141
Except you're forgetting that both swine, and bird flu were airborne.

Ebola isn't. You're drinking the TV news fear koolaid, and not thinking for yourself.
So it goes right back to my earlier questions.
Physical/sexual contact with anyone from Liberia recently?
No?
Golly, I think you just might live.
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>>571846231
what the fuck is ``'murica''?
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>>571839890
Have you recently had sex with a man from Liberia?
Then shut up about it
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>>571846527

Didn't you read the article where a scientist said that monkeys, pigs, and chickens all contracted ebola despite never being in contact with each other?
it's airbourne.
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>>571846619

Ebola flew from Africa to America. How the fuck is that not airborne?
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>>571846743
Oh, you.
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>>571846527

>What is sanitation?
>What is these same techniques stop the spread of flu and cold?
>yfw when still catch these common ailments.

Get ready to die a painful, ass bleeding death, anon.
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>>571844902
MORE NAWW
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>>571846656
That is where americunts live. Also known as the USA.
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>>571844021
zmapp
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>>571840198
Even in times of crisis, you would still be vacing the same way.... fag.....
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>>571846619

Except you are not exactly being honest in how ebola is possibly spread. What happens when some ebola nigger is sweating all over your fruit at the store, and you don't wash it correctly?

What happens when some tiny droplets of blood are on a door handle, that you touch, and then you touch your face?

All you guys keep saying: "Ebola, no big deal" yet it continues its 20 day doubling. Marching, spreading, continuing. And no, this isn't just from some dumb ass idiots in West Africa. Something is different this time, and you will be wrong.
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>>571839890
>>571844902
MOAR
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>>571843789
no. when america falls. some better country steps in and says greatly sorry for america sucking a big black ebola infested dick but welps, we're taking over.
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>>571839890
Within 2 min my wife's apartment can be made, if not sterile environment,at least a positive pressure protective environment so I am not too worried unless I have to go outside for the 3-4 weeks while everyone dies
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>>571847443

Ebola will be spread by all that amateur bbc cuckold porn that 'Murica enjoys.
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>>571843789
Don't cry.
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Watch as the might of the New Zealand empire begins
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>>571847821
This.
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>>571839890
Not to touch anyone's poop
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>>571847231

Yeah man I'd hate to agree and make people worry but how many people work at McDonalds? How many people visit a McDonalds? Have you ever felt how disgusting the door knob or handle is on the door?? Just that alone. If Unga Bunga African guy went to even one fast food restaurant before this was discovered, and even one single person, bought food, and ate it without washing their hands. Then there is a guarantee that more people will get it.

See, and the children at the school. That is a fucking breeding ground for viruses. I remember school. Kids aren't careful about that shit and that is why teachers end up with great immune systems.

Either way, its definitely cause for concern for sure. I just hate how all news has gone completely liberal and treating the possible spreaders IE the guy and his family like victims. They knew the risk and that dude knew he had it.
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Haha. You really think if there's a major outbreak here, it's staying here? Do you know how many people fly out of the country every day? If we get fucked, you get fucked.
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>>571847821
that
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>>571847276
>>>571844902
what he said
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>>571839890
Fuck that, post moar of hers.
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>>571848089
he should be deported back on a single passenger plane with proper protection for the flight and just drop em off where he came from. or in a field. he fucking carried a woman with that shit the hospital and didn't bother to postpone his flight. natural selection and I don't think we should all have to suffer while hes treated like an innocent victim by CNN
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>>571848364
MOAR
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>>571845464
why do you need mods?
you can summon them easily by talking about gamergate/posting celeb nudes or calling out moot.
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try to keep you filthy Americans out of my Europe.
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>>571839890
Rejoice that your stupidity will finally die out and the European master race can start again in the new world by creating an intelligent utopia, the way it was supposed to be but got fucked because you lunatics descended into degenerates quicker than we thought.
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If i was in ISIS i would weaponize the shit out of this situation. Id have niggers with ebola go for a jog, get really sweaty and go rub themselves on every single thing in Whole Foods. 50% of the white girl population in america would be dead in three weeks
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catch ebola.
immediately take first plane to mecca.
become king of /b/
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>>571848089

And we reach agreement! I don't by into the fear, and am still having "fun" with this, but there is a small chance it won't be fun in the long run. For the "there is no way" people to ignore that, it just bothers me. Because there really is a possibility.

As far as the news goes, I don't even watch that shit, so I wouldn't know.

It's funny though, that IF Ebola spreads in America, it will be all because of political correctness. No one wanted to question some black dude from Liberia, because he was a black dude and they didn't want to be racist. So think about that. We are literally putting "muh feelings" ahead of fighting a disease, and this should concern everyone. Can't afford to offend some nigger, even if it means Ebola spreads to America. Great work Texas!
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>>571839890
Avoid fondling the dead
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>>571839890
we live through so much shit, this is very unlikely. just have some standards and don't fuck/make out or hang with people who are vomiting and are shitting themselves to death.
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>>571848089
if retards that go to McDonalds die it will not be a problem
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>>571848729
> 50% of the white girl population in america would be dead in three weeks

This is happening, but with HIV/AIDS instead.
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>>571848542
It's CP. Fuck off, pedo.
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>>571843789
YEAH TEXAS

HOME OF THE FREE
LAND OF THE BRAVE

WHAT KIND OF GUN AND HORSE DO YOU OWN ANON? HOW MANY FLAGS DO YOU OWN? AMERICA FUCK YEAH
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>>571839890
Laugh hard at murica cause I live in Europe *-*
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>Two days after he was sent home from a Dallas hospital, the man who is the first person to be diagnosed with Ebola in the United States was seeing vomiting on the ground

they let this motherfucker out?
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>>571839890

I will join Ron Paul in his Doomsday bunker
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>>571839890

The same one I had for west nile, bird flu and all the other scary sounding diseases that the media said were going to wipe out humanity in the past 5 years.
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Not touch obviously sick people
No more eating shit, piss, and vomit out of hospital biobins
No stealing dirty needles from crack addicts

>Basically, nothing fucking different, you idiots
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>>571848626
That's impossible, eurofriend. Thousands of us visit you everyday. Although, there are thousands of your people here visiting, as well. A nice old woman from your town is using a toilet that touched that dirty nigger's sweaty ass right now as we speak.
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Would get on the first flight to uk.
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xD
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Continue my daily routine because it's not a big damn deal.
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>>571839890
Avoid any place where there are niggers and beaners.
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