>be finnish >45 year old >movement teacher >student

>>571640928
your english is broken as fuck.
sama suomeksi kiitos.

I don't even..

Im finnish and I apologize for this guys bad english

>>571641037
oon likka opettaja, rehtori uhkaili antaa kenkää jos katon tyttöjä tunnin jälkeen suihkussa koska yks kerto sille

are you homosex?

>>571640928
Kyttäjuttu

Wtf did you say

>>571640928
wat

What is a movement teacher? Something like Gym/Physical Education?

I say take the shoe. I understand how hard temptation resist is but I believe that you can the future too as well.

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>>571640928
>it's Live
>it's Free
http://jessica.oohatoo.com

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rip english

>>571640928

when have went to shower, nipples grow say should have find out teacher.

>Only way no shoe for sex with large breast young by master office.

I hope I clarified the situation for you. Remind those tips and you'll be alright OP!

vittu

>>571641160
ja onko niitä sitte pakko kattoa? jos et pysty olee kattomatta asenna joku vitun piilokamera tai anna olla, tulee muuten kyttä juttu.
1 tietysti voit koittaa sanoa et oot homo mut tuskin menee läpi.

>erect my penis
My sides are in a different dimension

Mihi kouluu pääsee opettajaks ilman et osaa englantia?

>>571641250
He just literally translated finnish to english, finnlish.

>>571640928
>>her breast grow to the fuck

Lost it.

>>571641504
ala asteen liikunnan opettajaks, ei ne voi vaatia et osaa englantia ja harvemmat 45 vuotiaat osaa muutenkaa, ainakaa op:ta paremmin.

best thread in a while

can someone who is both finnish and not retarded translate this shit into proper english?

>>571641552
same

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The fuck did I just read

10/10 made me laught and reply

>>571641387
se on vaikeeta olla kattomatta koska nillä monilla on jo tissit, perse ja karvoja

mulla oli kamera mut talkkari löys sen ja kysy että minkä takia se on siellä ja kerroin sille että en oo pervo mutta joku rikko suihkun ja yritin saada sitä kiinni... meni läpi mut nyt on kyllä vaikeempi selittää
>>571641304
yes

ok if the cop don't tell maybe head master can pay a retire fine when I recite to out, before shoe?

>>571641730
long story short, he is a teacher on was looking at girls in the shower, the girls told on him and the principle threatened to boot him if he does it again.

Oh god this thread and the replies have me laughing my ass off.

>>571641615
Kyllä nyt on henkisesti ihan oikee tyäm mies asialla, kun haastaa noinkin mallikkaasti englantia.

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I understand the ununderstandable

Should have shouted MODS MODS MODS. Gives you immunity from shoe

>>571640928

Dumb fuck you are

Instead of thinking about 12 year old girls invest your time into learning english.

>never again or you get a shoe
LOL

Someone screencap this shit, fucking 10/10.

>>571640928
Someone save this shit I cant even find my sides anymore.

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laughing for days and i dont know why

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>>571640928

>>571640928

Nyt oli deeppiä settiä AP. Uusi lusikoi Allahdjjinn takaisin päärynäsuuhun paidalta on syntynyt.

http://4archive.org/b/thread/571640928

there you go>>571642134
>>571642118

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>>571640928
That some amazing grammar skills OP

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Mitä vittua? 0__o

>>571641156
Thank you.

>>571641891
ehkä se kamera ei ookkaa nii hyvä idea, koska se antaa niille todistus aineistoa siitä että sulla on/ oot tehny lapsi pornoa ja siitä heilahtaa häkki iha varmasti.

Anna olla jos et halua linnaan, jos taas haluat ni anna mennä vaa.

>>571640928
10/10, /b/ isn't dead

>>571640928
>>be finnish
snibeti snab xDDD

>>571642079
that is understandable

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>>571642118

1. sauce of OP's pic???
2. Happy Birthday 4chan
3. saved for prosperity

...and the best thing about this thread is, i cant even unread it.

>>571642418
no se oli vaan yhen päivän ennen kun se talkkari löys sen, ja joku heitti siihen pyyhkeen eteen eli en edes nähny mitään, vitutti saatanasti

>>571640928
You have ever been really as far as decided to use even want do more like?

>>571640928

perkele fingolian

Your English gave me ebola and made me go nudism

>>571642460
>erect my penis
gold

I have the weirdest boner

>>571640928
this is why they don't pay teachers more.

>>571640928
if don't want shoe then stop
temptation resist must, other girls grow fuck breast
you find other girl older, no illegal, you get shoe and put jail

Now show me the way to the temple of your tribe.

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>be cloverfieldmonster
>45 year old
>movement teacher
>other clover field monster are 12-13
>they had tight cloth on
>today was after class
>the female clover field monster go into a shower
>can see more nudism body
>her breast grow to the fuck
>little hair look has the trim
>erect my gloraphis
>"do you have ok"
>she look out to me in wet shoulder hair
>cover breast growth but can both nipploctis
>"yes"
>turn to go into a shower
>"don't look the shower"
>"but your body can't say yes"
>she run out to nudism
>hear she tell to the prime minister
>he invited me to the office of his
>"stop never again or you get a HAMMA DOWN!!!!!!”

>>571642134
I am atm.

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I... Thought I was suppose to be confused.

>>571642567
ni meinaatko sä nyt jatkaa vai et?

>>571640928
My sides have ascended to another plane

you don't need this job... install spycams and sell pictures/videos online...
If you get fired, you're rich...

>>571640928
>>movement teacher
wtf is a movement techer? do you teach kids how to move thier stuff when thay move to a new city?

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>>571640928

So did he get the shoe or what??

>>571642567
Hieno mies. Olet ihan oikeassa paikassa kun /b/ssä olet. Lisäksi hommaa itelles kynäkamera tai vastaava huomaamaton vempain kiinasta jos et halua shoe from the head master tai v&.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/mini-cam-pen-Video-Camera-voice-recorder-720-480-AVI-hot-Mini-pen-Cam-DVR-Micro/838829805.html

> Finnish always
> 45-year-old
> Movement of teachers
> It is a student 12-13
> What was the fabric tight
> It was after class today
> I go back to the girl in the shower
> You can see a lot of naked body
> Breast of her foster fuck
> Look at the hair of a little trim
> Erect penis my
> You are all right?
> In order to look out for me to wet hair shoulder,
You can grow breast coverage, but both of the nipple
> "Yes"
> Turn right shower
> To see is not a "shower"
> "However, you can not say that your body is Jesus"
> She ran nude
> Hear him say the principal
> Invited me to his office
> Do not leave again ", you do not get the shoes"

fixed

>>571641972
I can't stop laughing at how him getting the boot translated to "get a shoe"

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>movement teacher
mfw

yelawolf man

>>571642774
ehkä... haluaisin jatkaa mut on varmaan pakko erota ennen kun saan kenkää ja ne varmaan soittas poliisille jos kattelen niitä uudestaan, enkä mä varmaan osais olla kattomatta

>>571640928

Can one of you derka derka fucks explain what a movement teacher is

>>571642927
Damn, Conan looks like shit.

>>571643105
gym teacher, you could have figured that our with common sense m8.

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>>571640928
someone should write this into a song

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also, he was show me American cideo game and the we are kiss.

We sex together, I never before now am tell y mother about gay bacause i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call my mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stoppng so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia.). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. SHe not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. MY friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I con tinue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

>>571640928
>can see more nudism body
>her breast grow to the fuck
>erect my penis
>"stop never again or you get a shoe"

How many times did you throw this into Google Translate?

>>571640928
>"stop never again or you get a shoe"
Top Kek

10/10 if troll
7/10 if copypasta

>>571642976
en kyllä tiedä pystysinkö itekkää olee kattomatta, aika vaikee olis vastustaa pakko myöntää.

OP, it is normal to feel that way but you really need to know your boundaries. The age of consent in Finland is 16. However, as a teacher you cannot touch your students even then because you are in "position of power" over them. You being teacher makes this kind of behaviour look especially bad. Consider yourself lucky for not getting more shit than this.

Fap when home and nobody cares.

>>571641730
might be difficult, since what OP posted was neither Finnish nor English
I'll give it a go (I'm not finnish)

>be Finnish
>45 year old
>gym teacher
>students are 12-13
>they had tight clothes on
>after class
>the girl went into a shower
>can see her naked body
>Her breasts have grown (from puberty), it's sexy
>pubic hair look was trimmed
>my penis is diamonds
>"are you ok?"
either that, or "do you have permission?"
>she looks at me with her hair wet on her shoulder.
>she covers her breasts but I can see both nipples
>"yes"
>turn to go into a shower
>"don't look at me in the shower"
>"but you're too young for sex"
>she ran out naked
>I heard she tell to the head master
>he invited me to the office of his
>"stop this at once. Never again or you get the boot"

I don't want to get kicked out since I need the money but I can't stop myself from looking at the girl? I can see, every day, the girl when she showers and she always has a good looking body which makes it hard for me to resist (it also makes it hard for me)

Every day I have to resist this temptation , I think I might [look] in the future but the head master can kick me out if I look at the girls showering

pic unrelated but the girl's body looks a lot like this.

i wish i was a movement teacher

>>571640928
Maybe should you not be of post when English hard for to use.

Is it true that all Finnish teachers must be qualified in Master's degree??
FUCK

>>571643504
polandball pls

If you choose the shoe make sure he has your size! A shoe that does not fit will do you no good at all. Actually, just one shoe isn't good for shit.

>>571640928
this is some quality shit right here, i laughed my ass off

>>571643297
I don't Google Translate, it was bad but I don't trust Google Translate when it say wrong word in the other place
>>571643328
just tätä mä meinaan, ne on just siinä iässä että tissit kasvaa ja karvotusta pukkaa...
>>571643338
yes, is truth but when look at the girl a penis can grow... when look at the girl nudism and my penis grow, the look to not resist is imposable

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I made this just now.
Not very good. I'm a newfag so i don't know this place too well yet.

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SUOMI 6-1 VIINA PERKELE SAUNA MÄMMI RUOTSI HOMOT HAKATAAN ARMEIJA MIESTEN KOULU VAIMO SAIRAALASSA JA LAPSET HUOSTASSA HAKATAAN SIIS KOIRA JUMALAUTA SAATANA

>>571643783
>yes, is truth but when look at the girl a penis can grow... when look at the girl nudism and my penis grow, the look to not resist is imposable

kek

>>571643535
>teachers are held to certain standards to weed out the retards
>this is somehow bad
wat

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>>571640928

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feels like a story from zero wing

http://prosperity-link.com/989535

>>571643893
>>571643783
let me translate that for you.

yes that is true but when you look at the girls you get hard and when hard its impossible to resist looking at them.

i feel silly for translating this since it not finnish.

>>571640928
but who was phone?

>>571644026
hehe

wow, that is probably the worst english i have ever seen. makes me feel self conscious about speaking german to german people last night at a party, despite the fact i knew they spoke english

and the fact the they responded in english

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did she accidentally whole Bottle?

>>571644171
uh thanks, but it's pretty clear what he means. still fuckin funny doe

>>571643783
hey op
my gf is at finland with erasmus

you think fins banging her?

vittu suomi perkele

>>571644407

your girlfriend enjoys orgasmus no doubt about it

>>571644320
No, just 93 mb of rar

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>>571640928
>>be finnish
>>45 year old
>>movement teacher
>>student are 12-13
>>they had tight cloth on
>>today was after class
>>the girl go into a shower
>>can see more nudism body
>>her breast grow to the fuck
>>little hair look has the trim
>>erect my penis
>>"do you have ok"
>>she look out to me in wet shoulder hair
>>cover breast growth but can both nipple
>>"yes"
>>turn to go into a shower
>>"don't look the shower"
>>"but your body can't say yes"
>>she run out to nudism
>>hear she tell to the head master
>>he invited me to the office of his
>>"stop never again or you get a shoe"
>I don't want a shoe for my money but what can stop the girl look time? I can see every day the girl when she into a shower and all had a body of good look to make resistence hard for penis
>every day I have tempetation resist, I can the future too but the head master can give me a shoe if I look more to the girl shower
>pic unrelated but the girl body look like many time

10/10 will repost gladly
thanks OP, made my day

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You definitely don't want to get this.

>>571643986
your ID is close Suomi
>>571644407
I don't know yet

tän ns. opettajan kirjotustyylistä tulee mieleen lähinnä joku mopoautojonne. just sayin.

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>>571643357
That's what I read as well.

>>571641037
> implying that he's not a troll
Welcome new friend. :^)

>>571643792
See you tomorrow in an best of /b/ thread

>>571644407
you dutch bro?

>>571643535
Yes, as far as I know, although judging by the OP post, that is very hard to believe.

Does it help if I tell you that most finns don't write like that?

>>571643884
jutellaan sit ku suomi saa ekan lätkäkullan olympialaisis ::D
lisäks 5-6 never forget!

>>571640928
TRANSLATION
>be finnish
>old as fuck
>p.e. dude
>kids are 12-13
>gym clothes be tight as fuck, yo
>niggas shower after class
>can see dem nekkid chillins
>spurdo.jpg
>dem kiddie titties be poppin like a muhfucka
>dat baby bush was cut down, son
>rock as fuck
>"ayo bitch you got everything under control up in there?"
>looks at me with her wet hair sticking to her and shit, was hot as fuck
>covers most of the titties but i could still see nipple like why she frontin
>bitch was all shy n shit talkin bout "y-yeh, mr. jones"
>start to go into the showers to "check" on the bitch
>"don't look at me mr. jones i's nekked "
>MY MIND'S TELLIN ME NO.flac
>bitch runs out the shower still butt-ass-nekked
>heard she fuckin snitched on me
>principal calls me into his office
>"you pull that shit again nigga and i'll give to the boot"

I aint tryna catch no case or get fired but got DAMN these young hoes make it hard for a street nigga when they asses be fat

Every fuckin day she be walkin round with that bounce na'mean but if i try to scope the shit any more imma get the boot or a court date one

this aint the bitch but it look kinda like her

word

>>571644641
Tämä.

>>571644407
no.
They have already banged her and she is now being used as a cumdumpster (if she is hot).
She likes it. Trust me.
It happened to my gf. She admitted to fucking some dozen guys in Finland.

>>571644929

Most excellent tale, chap!

>>571640928
had a solid laugh. cheeers

>>571640928
minkä luokan opettaja?

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>>571644407
>you think fins banging her?

Totes.

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>>571640928

>had a body of good look to make resistence hard for penis

i can't breathe fucking 10/10 post

>>571644739
yea wow how did you figure

>>571645092
come on man be serious:/

how did she told you

>>571645840
dutch myself, plus I know a dutch girl who recently moved to finland. might be your gf lol

>be finnish
>get banned from ylilauta :D
>go to 4han
>see this thread
>get an orgasm and feel proud to be finish

>>571640928
we need Sherlock Holmes to decipher this bullshit

>>571646202
Mistä bannit?

>>571646202
for some reason my primary browser doesn't allow me to get to ylilauta. 0 shits were given since ylilauta is even worse than 4chan

>>571645840
als je relatie serieus is komt dat wel goed, je klinkt als een onzekere beta en dit is waarom je relatie waarschijnlijk stuk gaat lopen, oftewel je wijf die geneukt word door vikingen

>>571644929
this too awesome

>>571640928
Jesus. Go away.

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hi every1 im new!!! * mahtuu spork * nimeni on Katy mutta u voi soittaa minulle t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!! lol ... u voi nähdä im very random!! thats miksi tulin tänne, 2 meet satunnainen PPL kuten minä ^ _ ^ ... im 13-vuotias (im Aikuiset 4 minun ikäiseni tho!) i like 2 watch hyökkääjiä zim w / minun girlfreind (im bi jos u dont kuten se käsitellä w / it) sen meidän suosikki tv-ohjelma! bcuz sen SOOOO random!! shes random 2 tietenkin, mutta haluan 2 meet enemmän random PPL =) kuten he sanovat enemmän sitä parempi!! lol ... Neways Toivon 2 make paljon Freinds täällä niin anna minulle paljon commentses!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! <--- Minua bein satunnainen taas ^ _ ^ hehe ... toodles!!!

rakkautta ja vohveleita,
* ~ t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m ~ *

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I draw picture of her with name to help a decision if I proper recite before I take a shoe? I tried captor her good look but can't see if she has the skin of reality, lazy to make the colour... she look a pale with some brown nipple

Cant stop laughing to this thread, my fucking sides. Me being finnish makes this 10x funnier.

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tontut imee persetta

>>571644929
top kek

>>571646860
0.0 My sides have gone full WIZARD!!!

>>571646860
lel

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>>571646860
11/10

>>571646860
my fucking sides man... my fucking sides

>>571646860
My sides have successfully achieved orbit

>>571646860

Onks tää nyt sitä lapoo? :DDD

>>571646860
Holy shit op. Posting in epic bread. Miten voit olla tuollainen
... Tuplaneekeri. Onko sun nimesi kenties Antti?

>>571646860
AMAZING picasso/10

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>get the shoe

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>>571646860
>the mole of sex

archive worthy

>>571646860
This actually was worth coming late to work you deserve a place in hall of fame /b/ro! Got PayPal so we can donate for you?

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>>571640928
>>571641160
>>571641891
>>571646860
op's english is kill. top lols.

>>571646842
Funny story I know the girl who originally posted this.

I warned her to stay away from 4chan too.

It wasn't until after I lost contact with her that I first saw this copypasta though.

Still, makes me laugh.

> Her breasts grow the fuck

U wot m8?

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>>571640928

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every day I have tempetation resist too.

OP, someone suggested above, hidden cameras are your best bet.

Nudism class and showers together? Shit wish I went to school in Finland. Sounds like more fun than my Catholic Prep school.

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>>571646860
>>571644929

I colored a picture of the hoe to help yall decide whethere shit was worth or not in case i get fired or some shit. I tried to make it look like the bitch but i can't tell if the skin is right, too lazy to get the bitch complexion right nigga you know she got them ashy knees and shit kids be trippin bout that lotion fuck

got them hershy kiss nipples all day son

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fuckin love this thread

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>>571640928
O______O

Dude. Seriously.

>>571646860
Read this in a Mario voice

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>>571640928

as a linguist, i approve of this post.

>>571648993
can you find 5 flaws op made?

When I read this, I thought this is some kind of copypasta.

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>>571640928
>movement teacher
where are you from that you have to teach people how to shit?

>>571649220
If it wasn't it sure is now

>>571646860
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES! Shit just gets better and better. OP please keep posting in english, for science!

>>571640928
>>"do you have ok"

hahahah

>>571648693
good lord. moar

4238331213

>>571649206
#1 Finnish teachers don't speak English that badly.
#2 In Finland, men don't teach girls PE in secondary school, or if he's a teacher in primary school, the girls there aren't as developed as in the OP post (unless things have changed rapidly since I left primary school).
#3 The post is full of spelling and grammatical errors.
#4 The girls in the pic look more Asian than Finnish.
#5 OP would rather walk barefoot which is a bad idea in Finland during autumn, winter or spring.

>>571645840
dude, be serious yourself, where I come from erasmus is a code word for "group sex"

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>>571649557
For whom it may concern, it shall be known that there is no truth or accuracy whatsoever to any post of mine prior to this one. There is, however, a turn of events that may or may not ruin everything posted thus far; I am merely a random person who posts stories such as this one on /b/ every day to perhaps entertain others.
>>571649392
I hope so, but this post probably ruins any chance of that happening. Oh well...

Some of you might have seen my other shitty greentext stories here, like the bear in the shower thing or cervical prolapse thing. If not, you'll see some one day in the future. Maybe tomorrow, maybe next week, maybe next month... whenever it is, it will happen because /b/ is my life.

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>>571650318
You fucking homo

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>>571650318

>>571650318
kek

>>571650318
shit was cash op

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>>571650318
Ya blew it kid.

>>571650318
pack it up /b/ Its ogre

>>571650318
MOTHERFUCKER

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>>571650318
Why'd you have to go and break character man.... I was perfectly happy believing there was someone in this world who speaks english that badly.

>>571650436
>>571650547
>>571651040
LOOK AT ME DAD I'M GAY AND I FUCKED YOUR MUM
>>571650706
>>571650720
Thanks.
>>571650860
...OR IS IT????
>>571651236
I did actually speak English that badly when I was 13 if that makes you feel any better.

For a moment I thought op was a cool guy but then it turns out that op was actually a faggot. Who'd have thought

>>571646860
toastin in epic bread

ffs my sides

>>571651643
OP is always a faggot. When do you learn that?

>>571640928
>"do you have ok"
Kekleon

>>571650318
10 out of fucking 10, you're doing god's work son

>>571640928
älä tule nelkkutsaniin josset osaa enkkua paremmin, äläkä katsele 12 tyttöjä suihkussa vitun pedofiili

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>>571651640
It does, thanks op. I guess at the end of the day, shit was still funny as fuck.

>>571651838
Once upon a time, there was a faggot baby born in the land of /b/abylonia... called OP, he grew up to suck many cocks but he never took one up the ass. Alone in his deathbed, crying over a picture of Sargon, he died a virgin.
>>571651918
Thanks dad
>>571652185
fidopeeli nimeltä nekkusanni

>>571652185
Vitun idiootti. Lue ketju läpi ennen kuin saatat suomalaiset entistä suurempaan häpeään. Sinun kannattaisi myös tarkistaa mitä sana pedofiili tarkoittaa.

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>>571652783
tiedän ihan just tasan tarkkaan mikä ero pedo- ja ephefiilillä yms on,

also; jonkun nimittäminen idiootiksi 4chanissa on sama kuin ihmettelisi miksi ulkohuussissa on paskaa

>commence inderned argumending!

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>>571653581
äiti minkä takia ulkohuussissa on paskaa?

>>571653581
>yms

Et kuitenkaan osannut niitä nimetä

#FinnIsWin

>>571653882
Pedofilia, hebefilia, efebofilia, gerontofilia... hmm, en tiiä mikä "milfofilia" on oikeesti mut oli pakko ennen kun toi nolaa ittensä.

>>571653835
Koska sinne paskotaan. T. Äiti

>>571650318

FKcU

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>>571654181
MÄ PASKON MINNE MÄ HALUUN!!!!1!1!11

>paskon housuun
>
>ohshit.jpg

>>571654395

GET THE FUCK DOOOOWN

POW POW POW POW POW FUCCCCKING NIGGERS MAAAN

>>571654395
You're a fucking faggot.

>>571654395
YOU WILL BE SHOT BY MONKEYS YOU FINNISH FUCK

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>>571654395
BANG ..... TARGET DOWN...le monkey army
>>571648498

>>571654395

FUCKING FAGGOT EAT MONKEY BULLETS PEWPEWPEWPEW

>>571654395
Why are you faggoting so hard today

>>571654395

BANG BANG BANG

got you, you fucking dirty cunt.

>>571654395
Any last words boy?

>>571654395
FUCKING MONKEY GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

>>571654395
BOOM

>>571654608
becoz ur mom dident let me fugg her last nite XDDD

>>571654395
OH SHIT

MONKEEYYYSSS

>>571654395
GET #REKT BY MAH MONKEY FRIENDS YA BITCH

>>571654395
EAT MONKEY BULLETS MOTHERFUCKER

PEW PEW PEW

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>>571654395
This is where it ends for you!

2*4 cho an is so much better

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>>571641160
ootpas paska suomen kielessä, epäilen trolliksi

ps. vitun pervo

>>571643792
HAHAHA EPIC, truly hilarious. Add some Meme-Faces for ultimate fun ahahah EPIC

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Toasting in epic bread.

Also OP no nudism is worth taking the shoe. Don't look the shower or the vittu. If penis gets erect, use chloroform on student but don't look the shower.

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WHY DID I TURNED INTO MONKEY

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>>571643357
>my penis is diamonds

>>571655247

Because fuck you

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>>571641891
"vaikeeta olla kattomatta" paskanvitut, jollet pysty hoitaan duunias asiallisesti ansaitset potkut. Tosta jos lähtee tytyjen vanhemmille tieto et pervo liikanmaikka vaanii niitä suihkussa, saattaa tulla tytyjen isit vähän ystävällisesti keskustelemaan sun kanssa

le meme en anglais:
"difficult not to look" fuck you, if you're unable to keep yourself from spying on underage grills in the shower you've no business being a schoolteacher and deserve to get the boot.

besides when the girl's dads find out the 45 yo PE teacher is spying on their daughters it might get interesting for you, they'll want a friendly chat

behind the sauna

>>571655247
This is what atheists actually believe

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class -> shower -> bathtub in picture.

>>571655551
>behind the sauna
nigga im down 4 sum of dat, mm rite inda butt

>>571640928

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>>571640928
My ex girlfriend is from finland.
B roke up with me like a month ago.
I was in Turku in July. I had a great time. We took LSD and it was pretty fun.

>>571643357
Thanks anon

>>571655758
if you'll notice, OP did write in his post, and I quote:

>pic unrelated but the girl body look like many time

unquote

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worth shoe for breast can touch

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>>571654395
>surprise mothafucka

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>>571656290
monk monk monkey monk! AYYY! ay ay! AAAY! AY AY AY!!! KEKEKEK!!! AYY!! monk

>MONKEY GET A SHOE
>MONKEY PUT ON SHOE
>????
>MONKEY IS FABULOUS

>>571642914
>I don't want a shoe for my money

Think he meant sued tho

>>571644296
>makes me feel self conscious about speaking german to german people last night at a party, despite the fact i knew they spoke english
>and the fact the they responded in english

As it should (make you feel self-conscious, i.e.).

> be me
> live in Murrica
> meet people
> perfect strangers really
> never mind that we’re not going to be hanging out again, as soon as they realize I’m German …
> they have to blurt out the one or two German phrases they know
> which have nothing to do with the conversation or the situation we’re in
> me, thinking: “okay, asshole, so you know a German phrase. you want a cookie?”
> me, saying: “that’s very good, bro”
> me, turning 360° and waling away
seriously, guys, this is annoying as fuck!

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ylilauta :DDD
benis in bagina:DDDDDD
ebin:DDD

>>571644929
what is this nigger english

>>571640928
>>"stop never again or you get a shoe"
LMFAO! I jsut jizzed my pants becasue of laugh

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ABC!
Moomins
Salmiakki
Fazer
Koskenkorva
Nokia
Grilli
Koff
Karjala
Garage Lemonade
Lapin Kulta
SUOMI
Mita vittua!
Dudesonit
Madventures

My ex girlfriend

Goddammit why do so many fucking things have to remind me of the girl who used to love me.

>pic related its me, an american from Dallas where Ebola is

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>>571652783
>suomalaiset entistä suurempaan häpeään

this thread brings supreme glory to glorious finland, homeland of glorious spurdo, vajukki

>>571650318
what cervical prolapse copypasta? may i plz see?

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My ex girlfriend, who lives in Turku.
I miss her... She won't even skype anymore

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>>571657090
>marry girl next door, make lots of babies
I have fapped so many times thinking of the girl next door... I'd totally marry her and make lots of babies if it meant getting to but me benis in er bagina.

>inb4 girl next door is lurking

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>>571655858
for future understandings of finnish figures of speech:

traditionally, pigs etc animals were slaughtered behind the sauna. so hints on "taking someone behind the sauna" or doing anything "behind the sauna", esp including many people, means they'll kill you and dispose of your body

>>571640928
Are they nice shoes?

>>571640928
Troll or not, I'm screencapping this shit. This is the stuff of which legends are made.

top fif

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>>571657787
OPey would you berry your benis in this polish bagina? btw is your name Juho?

>>571657569
DAD GULORRI
>>571657574
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571389485
>>571657754
Nice, she's definitely a 9/10. I'm sorry for your loss.
>>571657914
I know, but it could also mean anal sex if you wanna go down that road.

>>571658398
duud I'd berry me benis in any bagina dad wasn'd me mum's or me bro's gf's cus laik juu nou dem baginas fiil bery gud :DDDD

Seriously, though... yeah. She's fucking hot.

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>be-a svedish
>45 yeer oold
>mufement teecher
>stoodent ere-a 12-13
>zeey hed teeght clut oon
>tudey ves effter cless
>zee gurl gu intu a shooer
>cun see-a mure-a noodeesm budy
>her breest groo tu zee foock
>leettle-a heur luuk hes zee treem
>irect my penees
>"du yuoo hefe-a ook";
>she-a luuk oooot tu me-a in vet shuoolder heur
>cufer breest groot boot cun but neepple-a
>"yes"
>toorn tu gu intu a shooer
>"dun't luuk zee shooer"
>"boot yuoor budy cun't sey yes";
>she-a roon oooot tu noodeesm
>heer she-a tell tu zee heed mester
>he-a infeeted me-a tu zee ooffffeece-a ooff hees
>"stup nefer egeeen oor yuoo get a shue"

good erection

>>571650318
10/10, motherfucker, 10/10.
Please email me your address, I'll gladly suck your cock in exchange for my sides

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>>571659052
chiirz me finnish mate! aint ya too old for dis site?

>>571645840
she got an std when she got back.
Then she told me.

>>571659237
>>571659237
Looks more like Dutch to me, but then again, I'm neither from Sweden nor from the Netherlands.

>>571659417
joor mam is tuu oult vor tis sait lavl

>>571659363
My address is ███████████ ████, ██████████, █████ ████████. Good luck.
>>571659417
I'm actually only 20 and damn, that girl is so hot... and no, my name is not Juho.

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>>571660119
>that girl is so hot
that's right m80

>>571660328
I hope to one day find someone like her and maybe have some sex.

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>>571660783
>some sex
don't worry, some day your dreams will come true

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>>571658553
anal sex ad then death, double sauna

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>>571640928
>her breast grow to the fuck
>"do you have ok"

>cover breast growth but can both nipple
>"yes"

>"don't look the shower"
>"but your body can't say yes"

>"stop never again or you get a shoe"

>>571657537
you are qt ebola-ridden murica man
it's of regrets you have to die ;_;

regards, finnish grill drinking koff

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>>571661108
ALL THE SEX
>>571661124
ou šid :OOOOO

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>MFW this thread is slowly becoming a thread about Fucked up Finnish culture
>pic related -ish

>>571644597
nigga how high are you

Photographs take you of nudism grills shower.

In /b/ post

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>>571650318

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>>571661453
>ALL THE SEX
SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE!

>>571661392
I am not living in Dallas now. So no ebola yet

regards, american guy on my laptop in Utah

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>>571661674
it's inevitable, we knew it would happen

just embrace it and drink more kossu

>>571662290
Oh ya dump more of her

>>571662290
PERMI SUNLAND FIRKELE
>>571662708
This, please?

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>>571646860

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>>571662708
>Oh ya dump more of her
>>571662901
>This, please?
maybeee...

>>571662590
>>571662590
IDS HABBENING :DDDD

t. Spurdo Spädre

>>571662539
ah so you have a shot at life still! cherish it, so-far-not-ebola-ridden dude.

what is in utah? in my mind, it's mainly desert. is it your ebola-shelter location?

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>>571662901

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>>571641730
>Finnish
>Not retarded

Pick one, pörrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>571664461
:^)

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I think [Pic Related] is quite suitable in this thread

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>>571663847
AWW HELL that's 5kawaii7me, here have a pic of some girl who's 6kawaii8me

Finland should go back to being Swedens bitch imo.

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>>571664874
>5kawaii7me
weeboos till death! weeeeeeeeee!

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>>571664984
never.exe, look at the condition they've gotten themselves in

I think I am finnished with this thread.

(see what I did there?)

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>>571664984
nahh you don't know what Finland will be in 50 years
>I do
>it will be glorious
>literally Wapan
>eye folds are back
>paler than ever before
>moar cute things
>kawaii kawaii kawaii!!!
>mfw

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>>571664874
>benis in bagina
mmhmm!

>>571640928
>>"stop never again or you get a shoe"
My fucking sides

>>571663719
pretty much