DO SINGLE DIGITS YO
and if get:
*send picture of your penis* Whats your favirit skrillex song mine is scary monsters and nice sprites! also my penis for tits
So I was all up in the club and these bitches were grinding up on me. This nigger comes up to me and says "where my fried chicken at." What do you tell Obama?
>OMGG guys loooook at this, guys!!
HE THINKS IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO MICROCHIP HIMSELF!!!!!!!!! THEN HE DEFENDS IT LIKE IT IS A GOOD IDEA, FUCKING STUPID. Ever heard of something called:
i have vagina xddd le fedora
You know what would be really fun?
If we put you in some steel toed workboots and laid concrete all day. After your feet are sufficiently sweated up, we can put some of this Mircale whip I have in between your toes, and use that to make a sammich.
Now I'm thinking 7
Well, eother we can fuck or you can watch me whack off, because there's no way I'm getting into a car for the first time and not ejaculating inside it.
6 decides yes or no and what I say next
okay but it's been a while since I've had sex and my asshole might be a little tight. As long as you put extra lube on the strap on it should be okay
Really, I'm not that kind of guy. I was just trying to seem cool. And now Im regretting it. I think it would be better if we just hung out and went for a walk. Maybe cuddle a bit. I'd love it you could meet my mom next time she's around (*you can remove this part if your mom lives somewhere else or something*)
Should I actually fuck this chick this weekend? If I do I'll do an update, or 9 can decide what I say next.
No matter what I say to you after this message, whatever it might be, I absolutely never want to have any kind of sexual relations with you. Please never contact me again.
can we actually get a picture of this broad? all this will be moot if it's a grenade we're talking here. >dem fat bitches will do anything for a dick
No he doesn't. He's some faggot who would rather have some funny conversation with a gril than get laughs by posting nudes of that chick on an anonymous imageboard. Would be great if someone knew her as well.
I'm 14 motherfucker, I say "luls". As in my tiny dick lulled your mom into a dark alley where she let me see how much trash from the dumpster could fit in her ass. She literally became my cumdumpster... what of it?
Of course I have. I've never received nudes. The fuck is up with this shit
Took the W.
Told her to come though this weekend.
Thank You /b/
I know I would have. Don't forget us when u get something (picture/movie). Don't forget the hours of free fapping the internet gave you.
God speed you flamboyant lucky piece of shit.