What are some physical traits that make you superior to other guys?

>>571302590
all you get from bodybuilding,
plus, large dick

simple

foreskin

>>571302714
You win
/thread

The ability to identify and groom vulnerable women into D/s sex relationships

>>571302590

height

>>571302590
i have lats for days bro.

>>571302590

First step:
>Avoid act like you are afraid of the world.

>>571302590
I have really strong hands.
Not really something you can show off, doesn't help that the rest of me is short hairy and kinda overweight

>>571302590
Built like a fucking tank doing literally nothing.

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>>571303641
BUT IT'S SO LOUD AND EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW HOW MY WEEKEND WAS
>pic related, my weekend

I have pretty fucking insane memory, not idetic or any of that shit. I just remember if things have been moved, places, names, numbers etc

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>>571302590
a fedora

>>571302590
caring about what makes you superior already makes you an inferior beta

but i would say height. even if a person is super confident i just cant take him seriously when hes a midget

>>571302590

I don't compare myself to other guys OP. That's a feminine trait.

Everyone that answers you in this thread with height, money, foreskin, etc are bitches.

>>571302590
i'm excessively pretty. probably a bad thing actually

>>571302590
square chin,wide shoulders,wide ribcage,narrow waist,wide pelvis,defined thick neck

>>571304205

judging the character of a guy based on height = bitch

You're not fucking him so why would you give a shit?

>>571302590
Not having o-bent legs

>>571302590
I can sit on them and they'll die

>>571302590
bank account

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>>571304086

I carry a gun.

Suddenly all the pro mma training and bs you talk on the Internet doesn't count for shit.

large and defined calves

The eyes

I wish you OP and all the other dumb fucking OP's would kill themselves. I'm talkin like the guy who reposts that gay fuckin banana, the guys who post all the tumblr/reddit femanist bullshit, bronies, liberal tards, people who have scat fetishes (what pieces of shit, literally, fuckin shitheads??) bronies again because they have their own fucking board and wont fuck off.. the list goes on. you should feel bad and cancerous. and if u didnt. i just educated you. so go on. feel like a newfag, and feel like cancer. because that's what you are. you are a prime example of the cancer that is killing /b/. fucking newfag.

>>571304465
well if a guy is 5'2 and litle girls are as tall as him, you can literally just pick him up and throw him in the air. no matter how confident a little person like that is i wouldnt think of him as anything superior

>>571302590
I can cum four times in a row.
I don't work out and can squat 500 lbs no issue.
I don't have the recessive gene for baldness or gingeritis.

>negatives
I can't get a six pack even below 10% body fat and I work out a shit ton on my abs.

>>571304214
Short, poor, uncut fag detected

>>571304562
clown's never heard of gun disarmament. don't flash that shit unless you use it immediately.

>>571304465
Manlet detected. Just deal with it. You will never be desirable over a normal human

>>571302590
I look retarded.

I absolutely care about nothing except my sport bike.

>>571304687
Read your post again. You contradicted yourself. Which means you lied.

>>571304713

NEWSFLASH: Real life isn't a movie where the guy with a weapon has a 5 minute dialogue. Fag.

>>571302590
Physical traits? One thing every man can do is to get lean, anyone can do that. Groom yourself, learn good manners.

bonus: be respectful to others and make yourself respected.

>>571302590
Height and stylish ginger hair

>>571302590

Pretty much everything I got, son. Except for my narcissism. Only weakness.

>>571304893
it takes seconds, not minutes, but you wouldn't know anything about truly masculine physicality being the beta male you are.

I have been told on numerous accounts that my mustache is ridable

Also super thick full hair. Baldfags be jelly

>>571302590
size.

checkem.

>>571304852
>I don't work out my legs
Oh no I made a mistake in my sentence whatever will I do.

>>571304736

I'm not a manlet and I get laid. Nice try though faggot.

>>571305060

Pic or it didn't happen.

6 inch red beard and growing. If it gets too much longer I'll feel obligated to start carrying a battle axe or a war hammer.

>>571304562
if someone attacks me in the night I would do my best cockney accent and tell them to piss off before I do them, if that failed I'd run away, this talk of mma training and bullshit doesn't sound familiar...
>there are a lot of 'thug life' faggots in my area if you were wondering about the cockney accent, a car backfire can send people into hiding

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>>571302714

>>571302590
Broad shoulders>everything
You can always tell when a body was meant to be built

>>571305028
>>>571304893 (You)

Please, tell us more about how you are able to dodge bullets. Heh.

>>571304949

>Stylish
>ginger

Nice soul

White skin

>>571305342
/thread

>>571305398
The edge is sharp

>>571302590
your brain, and level of compassion

>>571304670
There is this short guy (bellow 5'7") that I really admire for his intellect and wisdom.

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>>571304656

foreskin, beard, long hair, posture, empathy.

>>571302590
>5 meters of legs

i am compassionate, empathetic, patient and know that i know nothing

>>571302714
Oh look, the butthurt whiner is complaining. LIKE HE DIDN'T SHOW IT WHEN HE POSTED A THREAD ABOUT IT 10,000 TIMES

>>571302590
that's not a business suit

Jesus Christ /b has turned into a bunch of insecure faggots.

Your lives must be complete shit if you have to make fun other guys heights, income, etc on an image board.

You're all worse than women, you do realize that right????

Some brain.

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>>571306290
>Making fun of what other people make fun of
Youre worse than a woman, your life must be complete shit
ucwutididther

>>571302590
i have a tiny dick.

>>571304562
Until a nigger shoots you in the back of the head before you can reach yours.

Oh and even the marines train extensively in unarmed combat, in addition to carrying assault rifles, but i suppose you're superior, right?

I can build shit pretty good.

>>571302590
20 inches dick
> inb4 nigger, I'm a mudslime

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>571302590
Height is a factor. (Me) 6'0

>>571304205
real tall people, don't find midgets as a joke, only close to short guys, almost average, have that complex.
confirmed 5'8 max fag.

Dark hair, Blue eyes.

>>571302590
I have nice eyes. I also have a widows peak and an olive complexion. Also money, an apartment in manhattan and a huge brain. A couple of those don't count as "physical" traits but they mean more to a lot of women.

I'm 6ft 1, have a sharp hair cut and what you would call designer stubble. I have a good job with disposable income and can hold a conversation. I'm also a dab hand at flattery. The perfect male specimen. I don't have a neck beard or beer gut either.

generous amounts of chest hair. could grow a full beard at 17. I work out. don't wear fedoras. have only fucked a doll once in my life.

>>571306625
am hard work. make woman pleasure.

>>571302590
Brain measured at 1.96kg

I have a swimmers body and a perfect ass

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>>571306673
you're overweight, i can tell from your hamwhale thigs and hourglass shape.
pic related:me

Calves, nose and cheek bones. Dick is average, but my scrotum got rated 9/10 in a triple-blind-study by transgender arctic monkeys from North Korea.

6"4, broad shoulders, ab definition, strong jawline, perfect beard growth (no empty spots, trimmed) . thick eyebrows, deep eyes, large dick,.

>>571307265
I like that little innocent mouth thing you're doing
Id make you my bitch

i'll take monster doses of lsd without fear.

>get on my level brah

>>571307471
not into faglets
good try though

>>571302590
Beautiful blue eyes

I have a nice olive skin tone. I look extremely Italian. I have a widows peak and an average frame. Now apart from the physical, I have quite a lot of money for someone my age.
>inheritance.jpeg
And I have an apartment in Manhattan. So those two things trump a lot of physical features. Suck my average sized cock you peasant fuck face.

>>571307525
That is because LSD to you is Like Some Dick... in monster doses.

>>571307606
Was i asking if you were into it?
I don't give a fuck, when you're mine. Your're mine

>>571306936
why is widows peak a good thing

>>571302590
being german, 2 metres high and build like a fuckin berserk

>>571307265
also perfect ass
really strong back(pic related)
manly nose
>>571307850
also, you're probably a neck-beard, so you'd never think of approaching me in the first place, you'd just fap yourself to sleep thinking of me, what a fag lul

>>571306673
Style's a factor, too. Lrn2pocketsquare, lose the $5 Walmart shirt and buy something tailored.

6'0 but still a goddamn pleb.

>>571302590
That guy looks like a straight faggot. I could def kick his ass

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>>571307982
forgot pic

apparently im physically attractive but im beta as fuck! anyone else suffer from this affliction

I'm a laid back person, pretty much a pushover. I'll pretty much go out of my way to do something for just about anybody, which is fine because my time isn't valuable anyway. I think it's because I want to avoid conflict, but everyone just assumes it's because I'm a cool guy. Girls like me for this reason, and because I am so terrified of making advances on them that I combines myself I'm not interested. Being a nice guy has never gotten me laid. Kneel before the optimum man /b/.

hai guys i am new here! Do u guys will kill me if my grammar is not so good?

>>571308165
Opposite. Confidence gets em nigka.

>>571308165
How do you know you are physically attractive?

>>571302590
I have a lot of friends who ride a bicycle and I'm fastest. I have very strong legs.

I can kick almost anyone's ass in Half Life 1 multiplayer deathmatch mode.

>>571305552
people can't dodge bullets. it's been proven. the time it takes to deploy the weapon is what makes the difference. as an average firearm wielder you need to be more than 22 ft away from a melee opponent to get your shot off if he chose to charge you first. shit is tested and proven so don't think you can worm your way out of having a small cock by carrying a gun.

>>571307982
>Perfect ass
>Strong ass back
>Manly nose
>Praying im a neckbeard and not the 6'5 roid nigger i am
Better weld your asshole shut boy, Im going to rip it apart infront of your family

>>571307981

Alter, du bist nicht 2 Meter high, du bist 2 Meter groß (tall). Und außerdem nicht der Techno-Wikinger.

>>571302590
I get compliments on my eyes and my hair all the time.

>>571308142
I assume that the guy taking a photo is your boyfriend.

>my glittering personality

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>>571308142
>really strong back

>>571307265
At least he has a neck

>>571307606
>Implying you have a choice

>>571305789
>>571306089
dat reading comprehension

>>571302590
My penis is 1.2 cm longer than the national avarage

>8 inch dick, perfect shape, perfect girth

what makes me inferior
>balding
>born obese, excess skin
>depression and alcoholism runs in the family

average height tho.

>>571308340
I've never had a problem with attracting girls, its the foreplay i suck terribly at. probably a slight aspie or something

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>>571308165
yea, have a friend that was like that, then he stopped taking judgement, rejection and challenge too seriously, now he drowns in pussy.
pic related: him

My personality! :-)

I'm very caring

>>571308142
Hot damn you're a cockmongling fuckstick!

>>571305342
/thread

>>571302590
Atlas doesn't have shit on my calves.

>deep voice
>big dick
>tall
>able to grow facial hair
>/fit/

>>571307265
Hourglass shape doesn't mean the person is fat. It's about the bones and the fat distribution.

idk if this works but I rarely talk with people since Im not social alpha, im tall with pretty good weight, I have huge hands and im half nig half white, everyone seems to respect me even thought I dont talk with anyone and I think that they are all fucking retards

>>571304687
>Don't work out yet i can squat 500 lbs
>can't get a six pack even below 10% body fat and i WORK OUT a shit ton on my abs

Nigga you're pathetic and a liar.

>>571308686
You can't be born obese, you can be born chunky but by the age you can talk your weight is on you. Alcoholism is not a disease.
Jesus Christ this is what's wrong with people. MAH GENETICS HURRR

>>571306615
As a marine who actually has trained extensively in unarmed combat, allow me to tell you this - the man with the gun has an insane advantage.

>>571308776
How being able to attract girls means you are physically attractive and not just attractive as person? What foreplay has anything to do with aspie? You can do it without talking to her, specially when eating her pussy out.

>>571302590
I look more feminine than most of them. I suck cock better than most of them. I'm simply better than most of them.

>>571309138
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>571308995
If you actually thought I meant my body was so fat that I have excess skin in my adult life, I salute you.

>>571308926
Hourglass shape is a womanly figure.

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>>571309358
My nigga

>>571308413
>uuu such intimidate , had to roid cause no gains

>>571308995
>Alcoholism is not a disease.

lol
U wat, m8?

>>571302590

FACE

>>571308686
yea what a stupid piece of shit, born obese, depression and alcoholism runs in the family so I should be a depressed drunked faggot too, fuck off and go find a better excuse, hamwhale.

>People posting /fit/ photos

Bwahaha, the true mark of a NEET. Real men don't have time to go to the gym because they are busy with a real fucking job that nets good money.

Anyone can be /fit/ with enough free time.

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>>571302590
Not by much.
>Slightly above average height [5' 11'']
>Slightly above average dick [6.5'']
>Slightly above average looks [7/10]
>Above average shoulder to waist ratio
>Superior hand aesthetics [fucking hand model status]

Nothing to write home about

>>571309138
Absolutely, I was just making the point that it's hardly completely irrelevant if the marines feel the need to train so heavily for it.

>>571304562
Plus you're only going to be armed in your home state with your CC.

That's not 100% of the time.
Leave your state, you're unarmed.
Travel outside the U.S, you're unarmed.
If you meet someone with any fighting experience then you're fucked.

Unless you're one of those murifats who never leave their town/city, which judging by how ignorant you are, you may be.

>>571304687
lose more fat

>>571309498
Keep spouting those cute little memes
You getting my fucking cock hard
My arms are probably as big as your thighs little man

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>>571308798
Not a physical trait, anon

>>571309835
Yeah, I mean... It's pretty much a last ditch move to disarm a gun-toting assailant. The best move is to escape by any means necessary... But if there's no other option, try and hope for the best.

>>571307265
taking naked pictures of yourself and spread them on the internet. gay shit.

Building and maintaining muscle mass is trivially easy for me.

I have a pretty handsome face, and combined with my ability to read people I've pulled more pussy in my time than I could begin to care for.

Aside from that I have the disadvantage of being a little thicker than I'd like.

>>571302590
great face
perfect hair
long eyelashes
infinite metabolism, solid build
tall
proportional
decent dick

i'm winning /b/

>>571310492
Tell me about those reading people skills.

>>571309685
>hamwhale.
Never claimed to be depressed or an alcoholic, just that they are negative traits that I'm in the risk of having. Neither am I fat today, but I do have excess skin because of how I grew up.

Keep being mad bro

>>571310659
Show me a picture of you.

>>571310670
It's just something you can or can't do. You learn the different types of people early, learn to discern which one someone is, then you can use subtle body language and visual cues to make them feel or act the way you want them to.

White. Perfect teeth. I can fix anything, 6 inch uncut cock. can stick a full inch of tongue up a girls ass.

>>571310659

So... are you a woman?

Assuming we're talking about superiority to other guys in terms of getting girls then;

Having foreskin.
Thick, clean, decent hair.
Ability to grow a beard, yet choosing not to become yeti.
Good build, ripped but not so it looks ridiculous, women might swoon at massive guys on reality shows and stuff, but very few would actually date them in real life. Tl;Dr fit but not stupidly fit.
Blue eyes seem to be a hit.
Height, from my experience anywhere between 5ft7 to 6ft2 seems ideal for women.
Tattoos can be good for some.
Big strong hands.
Hairy, but not too hairy.
Dick size, average in UK is about 5" iirc, being around that will help, too small, even if you use it well, can look unappealing, too big can hurt.
Clean teeth.
Broad shoulders.
Ummmm, I think that's all I can think of.

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>>571310952
kek

>>571310952
He said he had a decent dick.
DICK

>if he were a woman it would be an amazing dick

cut big beautif cock.didnt, see a woman who didnt want to taste it yet

big rough strong hands from working in the fields

dark green eyes

long thick dark brown hair

full lips

nose bridge

strong legs from cycling every day for about 15 kilometers in those same fields

just the right amount of chest hair for a woman to snuggle up to

huge scar on my arm that looks kinda cool, got it from a bear attack in the mountains

>>571310863
Thank you for giving the definition of "reading people skills", but I want more concrete/specific examples.

>>571310863
You're not special.
You're a little better than the average /b/tard.
Reading people is how most people navigate the social world on a day to day basis...

let's see...

I'm 5'8, I'm overweight and I'm rather hairy.

However, I'm filthy rich and I make people laugh, so I still get the pussy.

pupil always extremely dilated, extremely thin grey/light blue iris

people always think im on pills

I'm very short, which means I have a low center of gravity. This gives me more of an ability to run from African wildlife than tall people.

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>>571302714

good point

I'm black

>>571311465
also, i have this ethnically ambiguous skin. still white, but won't sunburn, and i tan a LOT.12

>>571302714
I wish I had it.

>>571311465

>peasant

>>571310962
Oh we're talking about personal traits now, I just named any at all.

I have a foreksin, 6" dick.
I have good hair, I never used to, but now I do, I'm light brown/dirty blonde.
I can't quite grow a beard, it's strong, but still patchy (I'm only 18, got time yet).
I'm a bit skinny, but I have a new job which involves a lot of lifting so I'm quickly building mass, gained nearly a stone in 7 weeks and that aint fat.
I have blue eyes, my girlfriend loves them.
I'm 5ft8, reckon I still have a growth spurt in me though, I'd like one.
I have one tattoo, want more, gf also loves it.
Big hands.
Very hairy legs, not too hairy elsewhere.
Clean teeth.
Relatively broad, but getting broader.
Deep voice.

What I want...
Better beard game, I'd keep it clean and short but I don't like the patches.
Bit more muscle mass, pecs, bigger biceps, abs are fine.
Bit more height.

I'm still happy though, I'd rate myself 6 or 7, my gf thinks the world of me though, but maybe she's just accustomed to it now.

>>571311472
You want me to recant how I've exploited the insecurities of women for my own personal gain? I don't do that shit anymore, I've been with my girl for 3 years, I'm not proud of what I was.

>>571311567
You fail to realize how manipulative it allowed me to be. What you mean is basic empathy, not making a rape joke to the girl on the bus that looks sad. It's pretty funny how you feel the need to lash out to feel adequate, though.

>>571308649

People use to talk about their dicks or physical attributes as if it's in fact some kinda achievement. In most cases, it isn't at all.

There are things you can like, be happy or cherish about onself, but you can't really take pride in them.

And that genome thing isn't completely pointless. But you've gotta play with the cards that are being dealt. And that, dear fellow fags, is being called "determination".

On the job, I have seen raging homosexuals, fatties and alcoholics. But they made up for their shortcomings with thrice the determination some average white-bread folks were driven by.

>>571302590

>physical fitness
>intelligence
>social interaction

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>>571302590
Positive: Height, head, hair, frame/skeletal, lean muscle mass distribution, mind.
Negative: nurtured 20 extra kg of gut.

>>571302590
my brain

>6,3
>foreskin
>naturally fit
>nigger body but not really a nigger

>>571311975
Yes, that's exactly what I want. Go on.

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>>571311107

True, true, my bad.

>>571312129
attractive well shaped cock too

>>571312170
Don't forget about your glorious neck beard that shows that you are anti establishment!

OnT: My face, easily.

extremely well structured colon

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>>571304562
>A gun is a physical trait.
mfw

>>571308142
>Having your friend take pictures of your back
God damn you're probably as concerned with your apperance as a woman. confirmed for faggot.

>>571312020
How's it like having a sub-average penis?

>>571302590
im black

>>571311829
But still with a master's in indo-european language studies at age 25


your turn fatty

>>571312239
Alright, there was a girl I fucked that was thicker, not fat, there wasn't really anything wrong with her, but I kept her in situations with thin girls and her insecurity finally came out and from there getting laid was as easy as getting her alone and telling her I wouldn't fuck her if she was fat and gross.

That's the only example I'm giving, I don't like remembering that I abused people.

>>571311635
No shit? Me too. Always wondered what it was about. I have 20,10 vision, thought that might have something to do with it.

>>571312760

>25
>masters in an irrelevant academic field

i made 50k/year after graduating as engineer when i was 23....

>>571313114
I make that straight out of the equivelent of high school as an assistant nurse.

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>>571302590
I can take a massive silicone horsecock in the ass.

>>571313348

it was my first year though, my career has slightly evolved since a few year , how is yours ?

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Physical traits:
Strong
6ft
195lbs
Dark eyes/thick brown hair
8 inch cock (pic is me)
Last long in bed
Good fighter (3 scraps, won all)
Perfect teeth

>>571312747
/thread

>>571302590

muh dick

>>571313873
I bet
Captcha 404

>>571313805
No career advancement, but I don't mind when I can put aside $1,500 every month and go travelling every other month, plus chosing when I work or not.

>>571314401

are you in the us ?

>>571314554
Nope, yurop

I can build things.

Like houses. Buildings. Docks. Offshore platforms.

Also I am good with a gun.

...may not seem arousing now, but we'll see who's smashing pussy when the zombies come.

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>>571312746
>>>571312020 (You)
>How's it like having a sub-average penis?

If you wanna make everything *penis*: Thank you, good fellow fag, I am fine. *desperately sobbing into pillow*

I'd recommend you to read my first comment about it: >>571307329

>>571314798

uk /lux / scandinavia ?

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>>571313928
>/thread'ing your own post

>>571315103
Scandi

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I am the supreme gentleman

>>571302590
Wide shoulders, thin waist

I'm not fat

>>571315259

I know you. This might have something to do with a weightlifting board, though. And some director. And your general fed-up-ness with life without poontang.

>>571302590
white skin

Got that Mediterranean look (half italian)
Tall but not so tall you look wierd, I'm about 6'2''
Got broad shoulders, generally built pretty thick and muscular.

My skin is pretty pale though and balding sucks.

>>571302590
not being you

>>571316504
>My skin is pretty pale though and balding sucks.

At least no dumb routines at the airport. And lots of guys are balding with dignity and grace. Like... well maybe Bruce Willis.

Fuck it. If you haven't had the pussy of a lifetime until you're 35, you need to get her with money and power anyways, so you could still look like a gorilla.

The mangaro spaghetti talk sure does well with the ladies. The rather dumb ones, but still... well, women. Like Jersey Shore women.

No offense. Naw, wait. It was supposed to be offensive.

Pride

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>>571307265
kek

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My legs

>>571317567
what a fucking idiot

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>>571302590

my big dick

i'm tall and have broad shoulders and an expansive chest.
really my chest is the only above average asset i have as far as upper body strength goes. my arms, shoulders and upper back need work.

>>571317567

Oh, you mean.../Oh, du meinst... Oberschenkel-Förstemann?

>>571317567
only quads and holy fuck talk about disproportion.
that's srs cyclists for u tho.
every day is leg day

>>571302590
I'm the perfect height - 6ft 1in

My legs.

Everybody always says that they're really fat, but they're all muscle.

I could probably stop a car with them.

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>>571317695

Rest assured... genetical anomaly, as those Belgian Blues (cows and steers) have...

>>571307265
>>571308142

if these are real i think i'm in love

6'3, muscular build(currently college athlete) and have light blue eyes<--- best thing

>>571302590
white skin color

>>571302590
Height
Shoulder Width
Broad Chest
Flat Stomach
Full beard or clean shaven

Not much really. I'm tall is about he only physical trait that gives me an advantage. It's mainly my family's wealth, status, and affluence I depend on to give me the edge.

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>>571318000
Hey my legs are toned and lean

>>571318172

Better then the other way around don't you say

>>571302590
Monster 5" dick
Enormous testicles (they weigh at least 2 grams each)
300lbs of pure fat so you know I'll survive a famine

>>571319194
This is why you don't skip leg day, don't want to be a laughingstock like this faggot

>>571302590
Not gay.

A somewhat attractive face thanks to some Italian genes.

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>>571308142
this photo.... literally made me laugh out loud.

>come on, lets show 4chan how faggot they are

does he tell you you have a strong back when hes balls deep in your ass?

>>571302590
Long torso/short legs

>>571308142
Work on your shoulders Fagget

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>>571319715
>thanks to some Italian genes

Okay this "Italian"-thing in this thread has to die rather sooner than later. I'm sick and tired of hearing about some pasta fags rating themselves higher than they can shit over a handlebar.

On the other hand, that might be a thorough psychological explanation of Al Capone and the whole Godfather trilogy.

>>571302590
my massive intellect & relative wisdom.

>>571308142
>Quentin before u fuck my ass can u take a picture of my back for all the /b/ois

>>571308142
Haahaha confirmed faggot

>>571308794
Disgusting legs

>>571308794
dem skinny legs:')

Bumping b/c funny shit for most parts. Seriously, you guys, I've had a good time and quite some laugh.