Ask a guy who has been fucking his best friends (who is also

>>571244450
OK
Where can I find more of her? And
Are you scared?

When do you guys work it out, sleeping together, and etc.

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How did physical laws of nature come to be?

>>571244450

are you me? jk

little advice from someone who crashed and burn... think of an exit strategy.

make sure you are the one who ends it.

>>571244757
Gravity duh
And gravity came to be BC liitle thing go towards big things.

why?

Why are you such a piece of shit?

>>571244450
What >>571244801 said.

Also, make sure all of your mutual friends like you more than them.

>>571244604

I don't know. No I'm not scared.

>>571244605

Usually when he is at work. Sometimes I go over to her place, sometimes she comes over to mine. There was this one time where she texted me in the morning to come over while he went out to the store to get groceries. I basically just ran across the hall (we live in an apartment) in my boxers, fucked her in her bed for maybe 15 minutes and ran back to my place. The bed was still warm from where he slept and about 30 seconds after I left their place, he came back. Closest call ever.

>>571244801
Wow are you fucking retarded?

>>571244919

She's hot, I don't feel like we're friends anymore. He's kind of an arrogant prick.

>>571244450
cool bro, have fun being a piece of shit i guess?

also
haven't you ever heard

"don't shit where you eat?"

god speed asshole

>>571245246
ok, but what if he finds out?

>>571245119

totally m9

>>571245419

I don't know. I lose a friend.

>>571245116
Damn. You're a scummy piece of shit

>>571245557
You just said you're not feeling the friendship.

Jump ship and fuck the mermaids.

>>571245557
And hopefully some teeth you fucking asshole

>>571245634

We're friends but sometimes it doesn't feel that way. He still thinks I'm his "bro" though. I don't know man, it's hard to explain.

>>571245705

Unlikely. He's 5'6, like 140lbs, doesn't even lift, I'm about 5'11, 170lbs, I lift and do boxing.

>>571245775
You guys like distant or just not the same

what

>>571245606

Yeah I know

post a pic of them

>>571245954

We've been friends for like 9 years. I don't know. Sometimes he's just a total fucking prick to everyone.

>>571245912
What if he lose his miind and want to kill you? have you ever think that?
>I would kill you

>>571246273
He's just your arsehole.

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>>571246265

Alright

>>571246302
Unlikely, he weighs 170 lbs and lifts. He's Bruce Willis from Unbreakable.

>>571246487
she's hot...more pics of her

>>571246302

He's not the type honestly.

Maybe he's a prick to everyone because he has friends who fuck his wife

>>571246487
in b4 reverse image search and white knight

>>571246581

He doesn't know though, so no that's not it at all.

>>571244450
Can I kill you. I would feel so much better.

>>571246487
Sounds fun. Right on, OP.

>>571246832

You should be more in control of your emotions

>>571246862

Thanks

>>571246487
>>571246553
Seconded for more pics.

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>>571247117

On their wedding day

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>>571246273
These threads always contain the extremities of two aspects- either you're alpha or a piece of shit. It's easy to expect that both sides continually throw words back and fourth for the majority of the thread while you do your best to answer the few questions that are actually asked out of interest. You should know that even though your friend may be a prick, he has emotions like every other human being. Behind a screen everybody thinks they're stoic know-everything's, but down deep we're all of the same fucked up thread. I couldn't imagine the temptations you've been dealt, but you've made a choice man and I hope it all passes without conflict for anybody. Those hopes, however, do literally nothing for you. Be a human worthy of your chance at life and at least think about what you're doing and what that can lead to.

I'm off. Take it easy dude.

>>571247336
it's not like we don't believe you *guy who has been fucking his best friends (who is also his neighbour) wife* but do you have any kind of proof? like a pic of her with your dick in her mouth?

>>571244450
I know who u are buddy, ill give u a month to pussy-out. if u dnt thts good news for me too, cuz imma get my cash.

>>571247336
post nudz of her :D

>>571247628

Just because of

>:D

No.

>>571247587

I'm not sharing those on /b/ of all places.

>>571247336
Needs more body.
Also, does she still fuck the husband?

>>571244450
Do you think shes fucking you because of him? if you were nit his best. Ro do you think she'd look at you?
Tl;dr you think shes using you?

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greentext how it started?

>>571247826
don't share them on /b/.... upload somewhere like or whatever

>>571247864

Yes.

>>571247885

Nah she's fucking me because she's attracted to me and their marriage is stale. It's not to "get back" at him or anything.

>>571247891

>At a friends party
>She's drunk
>I'm drunk
>Her husband is off somewhere talking to other people
>We're basically just subtly flirting with each other
>She's touching my arm and I basically just felt her up.
>Snuck away to the basement which was taped off, went into the bathroom, lock the door

After that we basically were just all over each other every chance we got. Sometimes when I'm over at their place hanging out and my friend goes to the washroom she'll flash me, let me feel her up or we'll make out for a few seconds.

>>571244450
can you An hero? . People like you are why the world is shit.

>>571248423

Nah

>>571248290
You are human garbage

>>571248290
nice, i have similar situacion with my ex but her guy its not my friend

>>571248723

Pretty thrilling

>>571248756

Do you keep her texts?

>>571248290
In the same position OP. Fucking some body's wife. She still fucks him but says its just him basically using her to cum, she doesn't enjoy it. No revenge shit or cheating fetish. She just fed up of stale missionary position.

She's a dirty slut with me! Blow jobs.. Doggy.. All diff positions and in car, outside and even likes anal play. Not fucked her in the ass yet tho, husband will see her ass ruined.

Keep it up OP!

>>571249005

No, I don't as a precaution. She doesn't keep mine either.

>>571248756
She will get caught eventually, is going to loose everything she has.... and she is going to blame you.

>>571244450

bottom line, women are sluts and you dont do that to bros man.

>>571249269

I don't really care dude

>>571248290
>my friend goes to the washroom she'll flash me, let me feel her up or we'll make out for a few seconds


nice.

>>571249221

Fair enough, but shits still traceable via sms just so you know.

>>571249215
Oh and only with husband to keep kids happy. That's why still keeping the sex going.

>inb4 hurt durr she's lying

>>571249468
whats your size comparison with this guy OP? I think daddy is gonna whoop your ass

describe a sexual encounter in detail, OP.

>>571249986

I'm about 5- 5 and a half inches depending on how turned on I am and he's about 6, according to her.

What do you work with Op?

>>571249552

If I were you I'd expose her. That's fucked up. I mean I know I am basically doing the exact same thing, fucking a mans wife, but they don't have children and don't want children at all so I don't feel guilty. But that bitch is betraying her family. They deserve to know what kind of a person she is.

>>571249506

Yeah I know. But he doesn't suspect anything.

>>571250276
hypocrite. eat shit and die. If i caught you in my house i'd shoot you and tell the cops i thought you were raping my wife. I'd watch you bleed and you'd die knowing you were a piece of shit. repent and save yourself now.

>>571250276

Betraying your SO, kids or not, is still pretty fucked man.

>>571250276
Nah man its all good with me. Get my dick wet a few days a week. We aren't in it for the long haul. No attachment just steamy sex sessions.

Same on the size. 5 and half here. Husband is 6foot3inch and rocking a huge dick, she said she's never measured it.
Just goes to show size doesn't matter. Also although not tight, 2 kids and taking a dick like that. Still a decent pussy.

>>571250697

More fucked up with kids.

>>571250696

Haha, faggot.

>>571250783

Got any pics of your bitch?

>>571250805
>it's okay because it's not happening to me.

Lack of empathy for man makes you autistic. Picking a whore over your bro makes you scum.

>>571250930

This.

I would never do that to a friend, let alone a best friend.

You are a piece of shit.

>>571250930

He's hardly my bro. Did I mention that he tried to kiss my girlfriend while we were in college? i forgave him but it's always been something I've despised him for.

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>>571251251
>i now need justification for my actions


you will rot in hell.

>>571251251
>TRIED to kiss my girlfriend
>Fucks his wife
>despised him for trying.....
nigger let me get this right you despise him for trying to kiss your girlfriend in college who I can only assume left your ass anyways so you despise him?

>>571251251
That's sicker than me you faggot. You're doing it for revenge.

Rot in hell you fucker!

Also I do have pocs but I will not share them with a hypocrite.

>>571251483
Don't be a faggot. Just post the pics you nigger.

>>571251251
I sincerely hope some big black dude breaks into your apartment, rapes the ever living shit out of you, then proceeds to cut of your dick and grind it up in the garbage disposal.

>>571249221

Speaking of precautions, are you at least respectable enough to use rubbers when you're with her. A cheating whore is one bad thing in itself, but one that's taking back some other dude's product with her to a husband that she sleeps with is just too fucking scummy.

>>571251483
>>571251434
>>571251369

Oh wow I'm fucking someones wife cry me a river

>>571251624

You're funny.

>>571251654
>when jamal fucks my wife i will come to /b/ to shitpost because we all can agree that having your wife fuck some one else sucks...r-right?

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>>571251251
>Being this beta

>>571251654

Your fucking your "best friends" wife.

>>571251369
>>571251434
>>571251483
>>571251629
Where the fuck did everyone get morals from all of a sudden? I feel like everyone here is a teenage girl.

>>571251872
Some of us never lost them, degenerate fuck.

>>571244450
You're worse than trash. I hope he finds you out and kicks your ass.

Why post about it on /b/? Not that I'm complaining or anything.

>>571250783
What if Flowers Had Faces


What if flowers had faces

and arms and legs

and they ran around and around

and they jumped up and down?

Would you play with them?


What if Flowers Could Talk?

What if flowers could talk?

Theycouldplay telephone

And whisper to each other.

And it would get quieter and quieter

Until the last one yelled "Orange!"

Then the first one laughed and yelled,

"No Banana!"

>>571246487

someone please find these people...i want OP to experience the worst shitstorm of his life

>>571251872

Doing things for the lulz is a bit different than betraying your best mate.

>>571251903
I guess I'm the only one here who doesn't have a problem with what OP is doing. I actually think it sounds fun and sexy as fuck.

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>>571252002
Okay

>>571251872
They probably have/had relationships. I wouldn't want my gf to cheat on me but if she does with my one of my friends, I'd probably just be pissed off at both of them. Cut them both out of my life. Nobody has time to stress over bs like that.

>>571252072

The only problem is he's dogging his mate. If it was some random chick, go for.

>>571252072
You miss the point. It's fine and dandy until it happens to you. This man MARRIED this woman. and she betrayed him. this man trusted OP, and he betrayed him. They conspire in secret and every thing is dandy because dick touches vagina. Bro will be devastated and all you guys can think is "cool bro"

maybe i'm white knighting. But this is foul. and OP deserves whatever he gets in the future

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>>571251654

Bruh 10/10

At least op isn't a nigger

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>>571252220
3/10 whiteknight, but I see your point

>>571252220
Liars cheaters and stealers, some of the worst scum on the planet. I think in the novel, dantes inferno, he goes through a certain amount of levels in hell and the last level was betrayal(the worst sin apparently) . I need to read that book...

>>571252451

might as well be. Whiteys usually look out for their mates.

are you sure that they're not cuckold couple and you're not fucking her on hidden camera ?

>>571252220
>They conspire in secret and every thing is dandy because dick touches vagina. Bro will be devastated and all you guys can think is "cool bro"

Again, sounds fun.

I've done something like this, not with a married woman, but with one of my buddies girl. He actually ended up finding out about the whole thing. Yes, it makes me scummy, but I just really don't give a fuck.

>>571252203
It makes me a hypocrite, because if I found out a girl I was with was doing this behind my back, I'd throw a fucking fit. If it was a buddy, I think I'd have to kill him.

WITH ALL OF THAT SAID, I still have no regrets, and it still does sound fun.

>inb4 don't cut yourself on those edges, bro

>>571244450
mate quit that shit it's not worth it plus would you like the same to be done to you???

>>571252604
>>571251654

Don't ever be surprised if you get caught with your pants down, and shot in both ass cheeks because of it

>>571252604

Nothing edgy about it. Just a poor excuse for a human being.

>>571244450
in my country we have that saying " If bitch don't give the dog don't take"

>>571247826
>>571249221

>no proof you say

>NYPA

did you ever cum in her unprotected? Did she have any kids at all and if did you even dare to fuck her while prego?

>>571252789
I'm okay with this.

>>571252823
While i'm white knighting here, I fucked a pregnant woman a few weeks after she left her man. Shit was cash. when they cum they lactate. and that pussy game ridiculous

>>571252604
The saying goes something like: don't do to others what you would want to be done to yourself. Just saying, the world would be a little bit better if people followed it. Of course, that won't ever happen because it's human nature after all.

>>571251629

I actually cum in her every time.

>>571252309

kek

>>571252739

We don't live in faggot USA where every toddler has an Assault Rifle Mp5/beretta and every person carries a bomb/armour piercing .50 cal submachine guns

>>571252907
I also fucked a paraplegic. I am not saying sexual deviancy is a crime. but betrayal is for human filth and niggers

>>571244450
What will be your last thought when the well deserved bullet goes through your head?

>>571251654
>>571251872
I could care less that the dude is fucking someones wife I am just trying to understand why he's being a massive pussy and fucking the wife cause some other faggot tried to spit swap with some college whore that fucked op then left him for a nigger

>>571252594
Nah.
I did the same to my best friend after he stole my girl away from me, then told him about it and got them to break up. Now we're back together.

Also he was Asian and had a 2pump chump chode.

>>571252823

Always. She doesn't have kids, doesn't want them has an IUD.

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>>571252604
>fucking m8's girl sounds 'fun'
>gets assblasted when own girl gets fucked

Its almost pathetic enough to be funny

>>571252907
Such arousing are prego they want it so much the little bastard

>>571252968
See, that's my point. you wouldn't be caught dead trying this shit here. Or, maybe you would..

>heh..

>>571252968
Well, this was fun while it was still believable OP.
You had to go and ruin it witv your creampie fetish.
Remake the thread in a week and say she swallows or you use a rubber.

how old are you?

>>571253110
It is quite amazing when i think about it. I'd certainly do it again.

probably wouldn't fuck the paraplegic unless i had to though. Which i kind of did. I'll greentext for any one interested

>>571246545
Even a woman can pull a trigger and I hope he does. You piece of shit.

>>571253093
It is funny, because I can see the logical flaws in my thinking, yet I still want to do it. It's called being a human. I just choose not to fight it.

>>571253359
and that is why you are scum

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>>571244450
Ha ha, you're a funny guy OP. It's ok, we all fantasize about this kind of stuff, you lonely faggot. I'll let you get back to trolling now :)

how much time will it last? are they going? Do you go? this must be why you open up here now...

>>571244604
sid_ney mfc

>>571246882
You should be more in control of your dick.

>>571253034

That's fine. He already dogged you.

>>571253445
kek

>>571253389
Again, I'm fine with this. It can be our little secret.

>>571253161

28

>>571253528
agreed. should i greentext on how i fucked my paraplegic ex girlfriend or make new thread?

how many other vaginas do you treat every month you lucky bastard

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>>571244450
>ask...anything
Why are you people such a piece of shit

>>571252054

nice things
this is why

>>571253390

>Causes others faggots
>Uses emoticons

kek

>>571253648
Lets hear this shit.

>>571245912
>>571246487
>>571247336

>He's not 140 lbs
>She's not hot
>He's not good looking
>You're probably not good lucking
>You're just a piece of shit

/thread

>>571246882
You should be more in control of your emotions
>Says they fuck head who is trying to justify fucking a friends girl by "I don't feel like he's my friend"

>>571253663

A couple

>>571252054

Ahahaha, faglord

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>>571253648
Post the fucking thing already

any STDs going with so many hours of their wet papillomavirus nesting holes?

>>571253775

That's not the reason why I'm doing it at all. She's just hot and this is a fetish of mine.

>>571253709
>be 18
>have girlfriend of same age
>going steady for a while
>she moves to indiana
>continue on for a while as is
>decide i'm gonna go up there and grab sum fuk
>make planes for 4 months in advance
>girlfriend gets into an accident a week later
>still have to go up there
>fug
>get on plane, sit next to MILF and hot daughter
>/moralfag as seen ITT
>shoulda got her number
>get off plane
>hotwheels greeting me
>fug..
>worse than i thought
>go home, she sucks my dick in her wheelchair
>remove diaper
>(not kidding)
cont.

>>571253716
She's not hot, but she's not ugly either. The thrill of it all makes her more than enough good lucking. Fuck, I feel like I'm a sociopath.

>>571252451
He may not be black but he is a nigger.

>>571254052
>hotwheels
>diaper
top kek

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>>571253056

so let me get this straight.

you go to college with the guy? then you guys buy houses next to each other? and then you start fucking his wife all the time? because he kissed your girlfriend?

this is so fucking stupid, you'll cowards that dont even smoke crack and fall for shitty trolls

>>571254215

No. I own my apartment, he rents his.

And he tried to kiss my girlfriend, but didn't.

That's not the reason I'm screwing his wifes brains daily.

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>>571254209
chill out let him finish

>>571245912
Yes, and that's why you're on /b/?

>>571254052
>realize this probably is more than i can handle
>she needs a fucking wench type machine to move her from chair to bed
>inb4 fat. dead weight is an enigma
>always topless, smells weird due to medicine
>has a catheder
>fuggin gross
>spread them legs
>turns out her mom shaved her pussy just so i could get in that
>fug
>commence fuckage
>her legs start spastically flailing about as she can not control them
>gotta hold them down
>pretending im raping her for lulz as im moralfag
>cum pretty good.
>it's weird
>she wants it again i decide against it
>she cries
>i do it again

>next morning i wake up
>mom comes in the room
>"anon, next time... clean her up"
>leave the next week and never talk to them again

>>571254310
speaking of screwing brains, what do you have in common apart from sexting and fucking orally anally and sometimes missionnarily

>>571244450
Why do you consider him your best friend if you are fucking his wife ?

Not moralfag, just wondering. I could only do this to people i dont like.

So much butthurt in this thread. Stop living in high school, don't care how old you are. People fuck, people cheat, it happens. Just enjoy the human experience.

Degenerate? Scum? Piece of shit? You say this like its supposed to hurt feelings. Are you all just seething with rage behind keyboards? Its not going to make girls like you more, stop trying to be "a good guy" nobody cares.

Feelings get hurt down the line, oh well. Keep it pushin

>>571254108
I see where you're going, and I agree with you, that does have an effect, but shes not enough for that in my opinion

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>>571254046
Being a faggot is not a fetish, it's a lifestyle choice
>You may as well be a nigger

But i'll tell you what, i'll start a "Missing Couple on Holiday" facebook campaign and we'll see how long you get your dick wet in your "friends" wife
>Or if you're an internet tapeworm:full of shit

OP's real fetish