Am I doing it right?
just fapped off to one of the best things in a while. and while staring into the bottom of the closest empty chip bag i grabbed as cum settled down it's creases and crumbs, i thought to myself:
"my brothers must know"
tip: watch once you're ready to shoot off
that looks like a young mykal mouzon
Welcome to a children's gathering in Sweden, were wilderness becomes the playground!
Yes it is. I want to explore mine but living in a small ass town it's hard. Plus it's always more fun to explore it with someone you trust.
My ex was good for that but crazy bitch.
Long story short suicidal tendencies plus an LD relationshit don't work.
Any relationships know you wanked it to girls?
Genuinely made me snort air out of my nose.
I wrote you a poem.
Bugger me with a fishhook and call me Sue,
Tickle me with a ribbon and I'll tickle you too,
After every fire, they're made of Elm,
Under every spire that's made in Windhelm,
There lives a boy, whose back is cracked,
Right around the middle sack,
And in his mouth there lingers a word,
Like sock, and cock and bird and turd.
You can use it with your boyfriend if you like.
Anyone know who she is? Or have any more nudes?
All I read was Windhelm and my eyes began to glow. How could this stranger know I love Skyrim so? He has brought upon me the sensation that doust linger every time I think of my beloved home of Haafinger. Had I not already taken an arrow to my knee, I would surely say a new adventure this must be.
What do you think guys?
Enveloped in mist,
my piss-sack hissed,
it moaned and phoned
Josh Charles in his bed,
little chinks playing in his head,
Ching fong bao bong,
Ni tao fao hong!
Setling down now,
from all the ejactulate,
Snuggles up to his chinese bear,
Ling Pao doesn't care,
because he's stuffed.
Not really they were or are cool about it. I'm lucky in that respect, much easier for a girl to get away with rubbing one out to a chick whilst in a hetero relationship than the other way around.
It is and it isn't sometimes. Depends on how in your face they are about it. Some girls pretend to be "edgy".
This is my problem in a nut shell.
You can work on my meter long cock you piss-bird.
Here's one just for you.
Oh, the land's I've sailed,
The men I've met,
The wigs I've trailed.
The toes I've wet.
"Sounds like you've lost your dog, m8",
"No, good sir, I'm just running l8.",
Don't ask me to tell you the time,
It's not my fault it's half past nine.
They rock up here,
giving it that,
And call me out,
to shit in my hat.
They wouldn't leave,
because I haven't been for a checkup in a while.
One day in September,
It might have been the eighth,
Im not sure,
Could have been earlier in the month.
Anyway I went,
shopping in the mall,
Surprised to learn,
that poems don't need to rhyme.
This one doesn't,
it doesn't need to.
Fade to black...
Ebay sells a bunch. For these I hid my old iPhone.
Hid it in a tissue box
Thanks. What do u guys think of her?
Dude, Angie Varina is already 21, her birthday was 2 weeks ago. She's gotten wayyyy hotter, trust me. I've been following her since the day she turned 18. She's from Miami, just like me.
That's this girl. She's currently a sophomore in High School. She ass is unbelievable.
Did you say pizza
This is my thread now
What kinda faggot hates pizza
Hey buddy, just thought I'd let you know that I reported this post to the police who are on the case of finding out the admin and shutting it down, I spent an hour with the internet's customer service department, and I've also emailed every major and local radio/news/media corporation today and am awaiting response. I'm more than confident that through my contacts and sources I will find your name, address and then publicly humiliate you and out you for the incredibly mentally disturb person I have seen in a long time. I hope the choice you made to make this immature post was worth the hassel your about to get. I understand you like the aggressive comments so instead I decided to be practical. I believe you are a very sad, immature person, and thus made a controversial post on the internet to get some attention and thus feel like you have a purpose. I hope you mature, find someone, and realize that your not only upsetting everyone else, but you are actually the one who is lonely and upset and needs to find some peace within thereself, otherwise you will have a very lonely time on earth my friend.
No i own a pizza shop
too bad most of her pics are from when she was really young...not into that thing really.
I've seen a couple of more recent pictures (aka older) and she looks really cute though...
Okey thats enough 69 opens briefcase
Everyday is kids eat free
69 get, check it fsggots
>I:ggy A:zalea Sex T:ape l:eaked >>>
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Time to revive this thread.
(thank me later)
>back to normal
Mods will be less strict but the current level of shitposting is ridiculous
>inb4 never good
1 of thousands. Her instagram is completely public, so enjoy, my friend.
Yes, 13-19 = teen.
dude he either is fbi got ten thousand proxy or is tarded so dont worry
Why are we even givin attention to a bot?
Calm your tits babe. If you go apeshit over every random picture on the web, might aswell drink a bottle of bleach. It's good for you. Cleanses u from the inside.