I just removed a Wasps Abdomen, half of its Thorax, Legs and Wings and fed it with the yellowish, sweet-smelling Liquid I found in the lower Abdomen (near the stinger). The Liquid now pours out of its artificial orifice of the lower Thorax. I am creating a new species.
Said Liquid pouring out of artificial orifice.
Had to cut open another specimen for said liquid. I wonder what it is.
Feeding Time.
It is gulping the yellow liquid down with enjoyment.
But, as the lower part of the body is already in the bin, the liquid pours out again.
Electrocuted the subject using a piezo igniter element.
You can see the electric discharge.
The other specimen. Or what's left of them.
godspeed op
Now this is some original disturbing shit.
>>570776626
The yellow stuff is likely the actual venom they sting with.
Try stabbing a wasp with a wasp and see if the wasp that is stabbed dies from the poison.
>>570776626
Good. Fuck wasps. Kill that bitch OP!
>>570778142
I tried that but the sting does not pierce the chitinous exoskeleton.
>>570776626
moar OP, moar!!
I want to see your creations, your experiments...
>wot results?
>>570778419
Make an artificial hole using a needle of some kind to start the process?
>>570777482
>other specimens
>>570778419
Cut two wasps in half and stick the two sides with the heads together :D
Best thread I've seen on /b/ in a while
kinda epic thread incoming... this is hilarious
>>570776626
What the fuck
This is a gore thread
OP, go to pharmacy, ask for 1/2cc insulin syringe, fill it with the yellow stuff, then inject into, anything.
Your doing gods work OP
>>570777482
Common OP show us more weird shit
>>570776626
U wot
>captcha: oncepaym son
Wasps are such assholes, you're doing God's work son.
>>570777482
is there some sort of big hive you're collecting these from
i just want to know so I can put it out of its misery
Please get real knowledge and really create new species, we need more interesting and exciting people like you
>>570776626
please deliver OP,
>replace the abdomen of one specimen with that of another
>heal the specimen that received transplant back to health
>is this possible?
>>570779360
Fucking putting on your whiteknight gear for wasps?
Wasps are only a threat to pussy faggots, they literally do nothing to anyone unless you're a retard. Use parasites like ticks or fleas or mosquitos, parasites are worthless scum
This thread must live
>>570776626
I'm laughing so much right now
That pic is going in my reaction folder
Have you attempted this with other creatures?
What were the results?
It's alive and cannibalizing it's friends? I have a hard time believing the first part of that, the second part is believable.
>>570776942
>>570777040
This is actually fucking horrifying
>>570779435
How is he going to pet them back together? Its not like he can just sew it..
This is by far the best god damn thread I've seen in months.
>>cheers
>>570778419
This guys gunna create something crazy like ADAM or some shit
>>570779510
see
>>570779624
i think wasps are pretty cool
i'm one of those people that takes wasps and put them outside instead of killing them though
yay empathy
I don't have any specimen left, sorry people. Killed everything.
>>570779360
Yeah there's a hive in my room, pic related.
>>570780025
> OP confirmed for badass motherfucker
Godspeed OP
>>570780025
Lol they're gonna revolt and you'll be fucken done
fookin nice. Post more
>>570780025
>Yeah there's a hive in my room
>hive in my room
>in my room
>IN
>>570780007
I do it with spiders. Cos spiders are bros, a huntsman used to sneak into my room to kill the cockroaches along with his daddy long legs acolytes. Fuck mosquitoes though, fuck those shits.
>>570780025
Then get another, you're going to discover something great man! Be empowered!
I used to do this. I would carefully remove their legs, wings, and antennas. Then I would use a very fine soldering iron to destroy their eyes. With no real inputs or outputs I called them "husks". I'd let them live for a few minutes, then start burning parts of them until they stopped squirming or I got bored. Fun stuff OP.
>>570780205
Maybe they don't revolt because OP fed them the blood of their brothers, and now they're bound by some blood pact or some shit
>>570776626
Truly doing God's work, OP. Wait a second, these wasps, the experiments, you're making Super Wasps, aren't you? You fucking imbecile, you're just going to make them stronger and harder to kill.
>>570780025
The head is now dead?
mfw this thread
>>570780025
How do you catch them? And how do you not get Zerg rushed?
i've been using an inverted can of air duster to freeze bugs lately but....
This is fucked
Wzps are good guys
My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial. Can you say the same?
>>570780406
>And how do you not get Zerg rushed?
kek'd
>>570780025
Kill their queen and take it's place and take over the world with your wasp army
TIME STAMP
>>570776626
Stop acting like a fucking faggot, sucker!
>>570780631
yeah right. Check the filenames.
10/10 bread OP godspeed
>>570779781
This thread must jive
>>570780271
yeah, jumping spiders are my favourite
little guys are like puppies or something
>>570780406
At first I used an empty box of pringles, shook them until they were unconscious, and then fucked around with them a little.
Then I mixed water with sugar and detergent, but this just killed them. They actually flew in because of the sugar.
Later I just used the pincette you saw in the other pictures and picked them up.
>>570780356
Killed the queen three days ago.
>>570780606
Or he can see if the queen eats the yellow liquid, the possibilities are endless
>>570780025
>>570776626
you are truely the hero of humanity
>>570780606
This.
MFW this thread
OP you may be a sicko, but you are also a daaamn motherfucker
>>570776626
>giving the wasp a taste of its own poison
That'll teach it not to sting people.
Fucking faggot.
>>570780815
Good god man, killing the queen? Did you at least experiment with her?
kill the wasps!!!
bees need all the help they can get currently
Now put the body of another wasp onto the head.
>>570780581
*heads rolls away*
>>570780025
op confirmed for doing god's work
Classic bread. Just when I thought this site was going to shit.
well played anon
Just kill the damned things
I'm deathly allergic to those fuckers but this still freaks me the fuck out
>>570776626
Funny.
Fact : arthropods don't feel pain. Have fun.
>>570780007
>i'm one of those people that takes wasps and put them outside instead of killing them though
>look at me I'm so much better than you I have EMPATHY
Kids.
>>570779360
obvious wasp detected
As requested.
>>570781090
No because it attacked me. Smashed that fucker mid-flight with a swatter.
>>570776626
this is why i get on 4chan
>>570780815
dude, just put em in the fridge for like 30 min's
calm them right down
Are you the guy that planted a seed in his dickhole?
God dammit. this is some demonic shit.
>>570781447
>arthropods don't feel pain
Woooooowww OP dissapoint. no more experiemnts?! how can i send you more specifmen to test? do yu do jew babies?
>>570781447
Have you been stung at all yet?
>>570781447
Nuoh my god its REAL! ITS REAL!
>mfw this thread
Op you need to make an super wasp, pick the best pieces you can find, combine them onto the living head.
INJECT WASP WITH YOUR BLOOD.
MAKE BROWASP.
BROS 4LYFE.
then inject female with your sperm.
>>570781665
WAT? I kinda wanna see that.
>>570781880
do this, combine with solder, make pic related
>>570781929
Dunno about the logistics of that, but this is /b/ and its kinda weird we haven't seen OP drown a wasp in his semen yet
>>570782026
>Treecock
>Treebeard's retarded cousin
holy shit this is the best thread I've seen on /b/ for a LONG time
God Speed OP.
Make a new species.
>>570782163
oops, forgot pic
>>570781362
I-I'm not a wasp
>>570781929
If you're going to be a sadistic freak, at least do this.
I wonder if it'll go through the wasp as easy.
>>570781665
Pics pls
>>570781447
Do you have any plans for the future that you would like to share with us today OP?
hey dare
this works too
Cool thread OP, do you have a website where you post this kind of experimentation?
>>570782502
or this
>>570781447
Oh my sweet christ, you truly are a god among /b/ros. This thread made my whole week
>godspeed Dr. Frankenbro
Fuck you, OP. I'm browsing this thread outside right now and a wasp just like yours fucking flew by and I can tell he's pissed now.
>>570782676
thats a fucking grasshopper mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2zNOP6RqRk
video related
>>570780025
OP is gonna be that supervillain who takes over the world with a bunch of bees
Today op wasn't a fag.
God speed annon.
>>570782923
well, I'll be, it is
>googled "Wasp Hentai"
got pictures of avengers 34
>googled "insect wasp hentai"
saved without looking
either way, this is the part where I call you a faggot and heavily imply that I'm not a entomologist
>>570783095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc
I want one of these fuckers to jab me in the cock, i could sound with that thing.
>>570782571
pls respond
>>570783095
Pic Related.
i love u b
This thread is retarded. That's something i would do when i was like 10.
>>570783573
But then you killed all those people, right?
Someone better be screen capping this shit.
>>570781880
called japanese kill wasps
>>570783573
I know several other people who did this when they were 12, I'm surprised how sheltered /b/ is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dte3-sSkWic this is OP's theme song op is such a tortured soul. fascinating..
These fuckers should be next
>>570784524
The amount of experiments from those....
>>570777482
what are you doing with your life ?
>>570784681
Cicada Hawks are not /b/ros.
Guys I just sung this entire thread, uploading it to vocaroo now
>>570781781
No, was lucky.
>>570781605
So they get mad after I take them out? No thanks.
>>570781665
No. But I'm the guy who ejaculated on a bunch of cross spiders.
>>570781714
No more experiments today, as Wasps are asleep now. But I might return tomorrow.
>>570782468
Getting married, making kids, continuing experiments with offspring.
Pic related, behind that plank is their hive. I can hear them chewing on the wood and flying around during daytime.
>>570785784
Drown a wasp in your own cum please
>>570776626
Nigga, you are worse than hitler. I like you
>>570785784
>continuing experiments with offspring
mfw
>>570786264
His own offspring, I assume?
>>570783573
>the cancer that's killing /b/
>inb4 no u
>inb4 are u autistic
>>570786330
Experimenting on his children :^)
>>570785784
Pix of cum on spiders?
>>570786482
Yea, I just wanted to be sure I got that right..
Also look at this thing I found in the garden.
>>570786714
>Remove head
>Weld wasp head onto its body
>>570786714
He looks moldy.
>>570786714
Yummy. Experiment?
>>570786714
Cum on it
>>570786829
Yeah, weird creatures, these things.
Also, hornets everywhere, not killing these tough as they are our allies.
Anyway, will return tomorrow when there's more specimen/ these fuckers storm my room again. Have a great night and don't get yourself Mengele'd
>>570787225
Godspeed anon
>>570787225
Bless you OP. Making 4chan slightly less gay. Have a good one
>>570787225
What time will you post tomorrow? I don't want to miss it this is too fucking good
>>570785664>>570785664
>>570785664
>>570785664
Shit happened to the audio on this one, gonna do another. http://clyp.it/oobomqt1
>>570787225
Posting time tomorrow?
>>570786714
That's a moth, Nigga.
>>570787709
>>570787532
When it's afternoon in Germonies, so around 4/5 pm, maybe earlier. Depends on the specimen.
>>570779906
glue. Or ductape, ductape works everytime.
>pleb
>>570788017
See you then.
>>570776626
apiarist reporting in and laughing his ass off
>>570782923
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dte3-sSkWic
close enough, hivemind.
Please return tomorrow based OP
>>570788865
>apiarist
Hive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FcDXL5Aw0o
:^)
>>570789170
that's not as funny as you would think it is
>>570789268
lol
>>570789290
It was actually supposed to be a response to this: >>570789170
My apologies, I'm a faggot.
>>570789268
Goddamnit, post more
>>570789290
Shit.. response to this: >>570788865
Anyway, how is your job?
>>570789268
I am satisfied
>>570780329
>what did you do today
>became leader of a wasp blood cult
>>570789268
op delivers baby hybrid human wasp
OP, you're likely a psychopath, but goddamn if wasps aren't durable little things. Keep it up.
>>570789857
i love it. i wish i would earn more with it. atm i'm doing it part time because family and shit but it is already a nice extra income. i'm also a office bitch which sucks but hey, i'm trying my best.
cap these german experiments.
>>570790281
How do you make cash doing it? I've always been interested in it, but never done enough research or spoken with anyone.
>>570776626
Weld or glue several stunned but alive wasps together. Then let them go.
>>570790198
Hey, I'm a functioning member of society.
>>570790801
Doesn't mean you aren't a psychopath.
>>570780025
>Yeah there's a hive in my room
>there's a hive in my room
>a hive in my room
>hive in my room
Seriously what the fuck OP?
>>570776626
soon to be serial killer detected
>>570788017
Tomorrow it is. Until then, God bless you Sir.
>>570790775
selling bee products like honey, wax, propolis, selling young queens and colonies and you get also paid by farmers for pollination
>>570791119
That's awesome. How much are you netting? What kind of up keep time/costs do you have? What's the shittiest part of the job? Last but not least, how many times are you stung a day?
>>570776626
I come to /b/ every week or so and wonder why teh fuck do I still come back to this place after 7-8 years or wahtever.
Then I see a thread like this and remember why.
Godspeed OP.
Doin God's work
>>570779624
> Use parasites like ticks or fleas or mosquitos, parasites are worthless scum
You forgot niggers in there. Niggers are also acceptable specimens for experimentation.
>>570790792
>welding wasps together
>WELDING
OP is a faggot pussy
Why not use Japanese Giant Hornets to test on.
Scientific breakthrough soon guys, stay tuned!
>>570792204
Because I'm not in Japan? Come on dude.
>>570780025
Hey OP! is this you? would you like someone to put the lotion in the basket?
>>570792250
Aw shit nigga dis gun be gud.
>>570791339
around 15k per year atm
per hive around 15 hours of work/year (i have 35 hives)
the hives are pretty expensive so i usually buy them used on ebay for cheap. around 100 $ for a complete hive and you also have to buy treatments - around 30 $ per hive and year + taxes
the shittiest part is that the suit is fucking hot in the summer - thats why i get
stung relatively often. i rearly use the suit. maybe around 5 times per week?
>>570776626
10/10 based wasp-chan
>>570792250
you have my full attention
I have ovipostion hentai in 3 other tabs as well
Shit is cash
>>570792402
That is the breed.
Just like you don't have to be in Scotland to get Aberdeen Angus Beef to cook with.
OP conformed as next major serial killer.
Make sure you fuck with the detectives hunting you so they can make an exciting movie out of it.
>>570792519
Thanks for the info.
>>570792402
Im pretty sure somebody, somewhere, sells those horrible monstrosities online.
>mfw this whole thread
>>570780025
what sort of shithole do you live in so that theres a wasp hive IN your fucking room? are you a nigger?
>>570786824
>THIS
This is some next level kind of shit
>Saving for later
>>570776626
all hornets and/or wasps (especially yellowjackets) deserve this shit
fuckin useless wastes of space, all they do is pollinate fig trees
then they will repeatedly sting the fuck out of you while mowing a lawn
>>570794486
last year i got stung 3 times. one on my leg, one on my thigh, and one on my dick.
all at the same time, was fucking horrific. i got a scar from the one on my lower leg though.
I'm calling this species...Vespidae superior.
Three heads, two abdomens, eight legs, and four wings.
>>570794821
Dear god...
>>570794821
does it live faggot?
Turns out I'm a really shit taxidermist. I'm sorry I let you down.
>>570794821
wat
>this entire thread
>>570794486
Not if you stay away from them faggot
You have to be smarter than the tiny bug
I know, that's difficult for some people
>>570794821
>>570795082
Your work before was much cleaner.
>i've been here since the begining
>>570776626
You are retarded.
Hey OP can you make my dreams come true and make my favourite pokemon real?
Pic related.
>>570795493
Do it for the kids!
>>570794821
cutting edge science
>>570795493
DO IT OP
>>570795381
I know man, I'm just better with living specimen. Will return tomorrow. See you then.
>>570795493
That's clearly a male Combee and most wasps are female, it simply can't happen.
>>570795775
godspeed sir