Welcome back to the Harold Hour /b Really though, what do I do now?

weave a roof out of leaves and sticks

>>570405837
And so it shall be

make sure you give him a swimming pool to play in and drink out of.

also, make a teeny campfire for him

>>570405720
Behead it with the sharpest knife you have. Post pics.

>>570405720
Fuck you faggot

let him suck your cock

Dig a pit for water, line it with something water proof and put some water in it.
The little guy will love you for it

Behead the creature OP.

>>570405720
Harold into rectum

>>570405720
#freeHaroldd

#youfaggot

You have to gain his trust OP. Befriend him.

There's a homeless mans tarp I can use for water proofing a little swimming hole? Just have to go get it. And ill make the camp fire first

Have a romantic dinner with him

Ballons. Space. God sakes OP give us a get! What do we have to roll to win?

>>570406568
Im doing everything ( that's sensible)

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>>570405720
I don't feel like that animal is alive still

>inb4 OP does this to small child

>>570406523
Awesome, don't make the fire too big though
we don't want Harold roasting, well some of these fags do but not most

>>570406523
What if the homeless man goes looking for it and finds poor little Harold with it?

>>570406497
thats gold lost hard

>>570406651
How the fuck are ballons not sensible?!?! They are sold at every single fucking store you can go to! Make history today you faggot

dont forget: land turtles DON'T swim. they just hang around in shallow water. if he can't get out of it again, he will drown

tie a bunch of helium baloons to him until he goes to space, its been a long time since 4chan space program has sent anything into space

>>570405720
give him a master bate! he clearly needs it

>>570406137
Re roll and fucking deliver already OP

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>>570405720
Capaldanon who named harold reporting in. Great job Op, 10/10 birthday gift to me.

>>570407637

nice pic of a penis

>>570407637
Have some respect. Capitalize that "H"

>>570407903
That's a fiendish squid actually, lrn2google. Serious business.

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>>570407637
happy birth day, have some tatoes

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>>570407637
Harold temporary water hole

>>570407916
I'm dreadfully sorry actually, won't happen again. Lo Siento Harold

>>570407413
Yes!!!

>>570408089
The way the sun is reflecting off of it is bad. That water's gonna get hot really fast.

>>570407413
Re-Roll

>>570408479

hes gonna put in a roof eventually

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>>570408479
Harold water fix

>>570408089
How thick is the plastic? Don't want him chewing through it and choking to death.

>>570409003
Fuck yeah, Harold is going to have the time of his life, someone archive?
OP needs to go down in the hall of fame

>>570405720
>>570408089
>>570409003

Take Harold to your photography lessons you retard

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>>570409240
Harold home update.
I look for another turtle?

>>570409003

Put dirt on the sides of the pond so that the edge of the plastic isn't sticking up.

>>570409451
Forty kek'd

Thanks OP for not being an edgy faggot.
(Still dubious about lack of meat in shell though. C'mon now.)

>>570409635
good idea

also, please make some hills or something to make harold's area more interesting for him

OP, are you going to hurt Harold if requested?

>>570409631

Also find a dark and low stone thats flat and dig it into the ground so that Harold can go sunbathing on it when he gets himself together.

>>570409794

already said no

>>570409631
Sweet and I suppose you could, don't know shit about turtles though so they may end up fighting?
Could look for a female, get the little fucker laid too.
Are you adding a roof to the setup?

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Smash open you faggot i doub it's alive.

>>570409631
Yes, our boy Harold here needs a friend to live out his days with. I think you need to get some food to.

>>570409635

Use little rocks instead

>>570409932
Good to hear, thanks
I didnt exactly got what is going on here, are you OP going to live in the forest with Harold? Are you keeping him forever?

Paint something on harolds shell

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Harold water semi fix. Going to look for more turtles

>>570410421

OP found harold, is making him a house in the woods. we dont know why he is in the woods or why he has a machete, sniper rifle and bowie knife in his backpack, but he does.

Fortunately/unfortunately he decided not to kill Harold for our amusement

>>570410545
Preferably a female if you can sex them, which is unlikely but whatever a male works too.

Also this
>>570409890
>>570409787

>>570405720
show your asian friend

>>570410671
op is eric frein and bored

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>>570410545
Where Ive been spending 50% of my days. Starting 3 days ago. Lots of projects. Update when I find another turtle

make him a dining area where he can eat in peace

>inb4 Harold is a grill

>>570410671
Oh, nice
Its from another thread then I guess?

>>570410940
becaue youre hiding from police after attacking barracks right? right eric?

>>570410940
harold 4 president. OP not a faggot

>>570410940
get>>>/out/

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>>570410940
You know what, I like you OP

>this is something I would have done in my back yard 3-8 yrd old
>respect for Peter pan here

make a foliage bed for him too

>>570410940
why did you kill that tree by cutting a ring of bark off of it? you know thats illegal right?

>>570411149
kek

>>570410893
What?

>>570410545
>>570410678
you can sex the turtles by looking at their claws and shell. males should have longer claws, also the shap of the shell can tell you alot

>>570411404
do you know what google is?

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>>570411091
Yup
>>570411149
Maybe
>>570411332
Not on my land and with my trees
ALSO LOOK NONBELIEVERS. HE EMERGES.

>>570410940
Make the logs higher.
Turtles can climb.

>>570411648
HAROLD
IS ALIVE

>>570411648
eventually youll need to slaughter that turtle like an unexpecting cop to survive. eventually. eric.

>>570411648
i might see a little eye, so a head is there.

>>570411648
Little motherfucking Harold.
He's gonna love this shit OP, I promise.
You did good

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>>570411648
HE LIVES

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>>570411648
Alright that fuck is cute

Make him a little leaf bed

Make walls higher

>Was this more rewarding then killing it OP?

>>570411549
Have heard already
Im asking if thats true, is he eric frein?
Like anyone here would know

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>>570411648
bueno