Help! Turtle find, what do? Be kind, kill, maime? Will post pics (not going up my rectum)
That's a tortoise, give him a good life and name him Harold, Today is my birthday and I would appreciate pics of this little guy.
knit him a bowser cozy
Anything goes /b/ so far it's bowser cozy with harold pet trailing
CHOP THAT TURTLE BITCH
How about. Build house, keep as Harold, and knit bowser cozy?
Put a tech deck dude skateboard under him and hold it steady with a rubber band.
Aviation experiment ver. 2.0
Maybe a tortoise will have different results? Only one way to find out.
damn that machete looks nice.
anyway, that little guy never hurt nobody, just let him go
Thanks, /b/! Made my birthday a little bit better. Here's a picture of my turtle to give back.
SHIT ON IT
build him a house and burn the house down while its in it. save the turtle in the most crucial moment. give it artificial respiration with a little tongue involved. then tie it to balloons and shoot the balloons. when it hits the ground save it and make it live again. then weld an iron bowser armor onto its shell
make flyers and put them out, saying that youve found someones lost turtle, and let the animal shelters know that you found it as well.
Put him in a aquarium with a little bowl and some lettuce c:
call him/her 'thing'
NO 404 WE NEED HAROLD BOWSER FOR WORLD 8-4
This will do for now, till I get lumber. Now to Crissen (?) As Harold
OMG that is shit is cool
I had one, named him Abrahams after the tank cause the fucker didn't give a crap and walked over everything in his path, they are good pets. If you take proper care of him, he'll probably outlive you.
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come at me bro
please dont hurt it anon, animals are innocent.
if you dont want to report that you found someones pet, keep it for yourself ( some kid will have left it outside while playing )
Are you sure it's alive? If so, wild turtles will take a long time to exit their shells cause they see you as a threat but in a couple of weeks he'll be eating lettuce from your hand.
throw it in a kart.
Take it clubbing faggot, pick up bitches
Jurassic park themed walls?
yo your a fucking sissy
i have 2 sullies and 2 red ear sliders and im not even making a big deal about this
its like natural selection, the turtle wandered into the yard of a deranged retard also known as OP and has to suffer the consequences
you need to give him a swimming area... maybe dig a hole in the ground and put a bucket of water in the whole.. then level it off with soil so he can get out.. maybe get some vegetation for him to do what turtles do?
>you have a chance to be worlds best pet owner. Other turtles will flock to you once they find out and word spreads..
KING TURTLE MASTER
>bullshit this is
Wanting to protect a fucking harmless animal =/= being a sissy
I once watched a turtle chow down on a sparrow I shot. Go shoot bird, feed turtle.
also, nice lumber. if possible, dig 8 foot pit, fill with water. turtles love you for it
Im getting antsy, op. How is harold?
>killing a turtle and eating it
is some how the same as
>torturing it for fun
If I was in China, I would probably eat dogs too. That doesn't mean I'm going to come home and and start disemboweling Fido.
And to think. I was going to split him open with my machete and cut his head off. Your good people on the inside /b Anyway, looking for good wood
Fuck this shit 4chan has turned soft and gay!
Drill the fuckers shell!!!!
Come on show these tumblr fags what 4chan really is!!!!
Shit nigga, op was a cool guy.
Someone archive this shit? Harold and OP needs to be remembered.
Here's my last turtle. There, now to continue with being kind to this one
Piss of you pansy ass twat.
The fuck back to tumblr
draw the feeling guy on the shell and let him free so future generations know that feel
OP how about make Harold the Savior of /b/?
It would be a nice hobby. Every once in a while you make a Harold thread, while anons suggest things you do to it. Feed it drugs, steroids, make it a mutant turtle. Paint him, attach blades on him. Make him the King of all turtles. Then you catch a bird, cut the bird's head off and attach it to the turtle.
Find one more turtke, breed them. Make them a luxury habitat.
Hes safe for now. And yes. Yes to it all, except drugs, just roids.
OP will deliver /b
You just made my shitty day a little better, thank you very much m8. Here are some tits for that
Hes safe with me
Let him/her go where you found it. They don't make good pets.
Turtles are cool.
This is indeed and Eastern Box Turtle...
It's your state reptile if you are in NC.
prove it's actually a fucking turtle inside you eternal fag
mfw just a shell this whole time
>OP makes thread with copy pasta images
>posts "name him Harold" from different device
>Harold is the name on the copy pasta images taken on september 24 a few years ago
>/b/ faithfully believes