ask him anything
will life stop sucking any time soon
Did OP is a faggot ?
i mean did OP is a massive faggot, like Francois Hollande ?
is 4chan kill?
Hey god did OP suck cock ?
AM I GONNA MAKE IT ?
Is this the school year that I get a GF
>>570079851
So OP is a faggot, thank you god
>>570079747
is that a yes?
Will I ever get out of this shithole?
>>570079189
Will i be kill in the next 10 years?
Is he the one?
should I cheat on her?
>>570080106
This shithole known as Raceland Kentucky?
Dear Satan,
Am I dead?
Satan, my friend.
Will I find a place to live before I am out on the streets?
>>570080287
i'll ask again
>>570079189
Should I ask her out, oh dark one?
Am i gay?
>>570080376
I appear to have vital signs, but can you tell for certain?
will i ever got a shot of fucking my aunt?
Dear satan, will i finally get that xbox 360 i always wrote you letter about for christmas?
am i the faggot lord?
Will I get gf
>>570080604
Ever my time, Satan, every damn time.
Eh, fuck you, I'm gonna do it anyway.
Is Satan a massive fucking faggot?
are there gay angels in heaven?
Will i?
should i try to do her sister?
>>570080703
So, am I alive for certain, o lord of the hoary nether-region?
>>570080168
This has created a paradox, prepare for our Dark ruler to return once more!
Is moot kill
Satan, my dearest companion.
Will a meeting with my boss today go as I hope it will?
>>570080851
lel
YOU SERIOUS, SATA?
>>570080851
does satan have a swimming pool of jizz?
should i keep my girlfriend
>>570080906
the question is simple as fuck. just answer it. before you fell, were there angels having gay buttsex in heaven????
perhaps
>>570080946
Well, is this actually real life?
Will I stick my dick in some random lady one day?
You can't prove to me you exist.
is god stronger than you ?
Am I a flaming faggot?
Will I marry Frida?
What will she say when i ask her out?
>>570081129
Very well then. I seem to be breathing and typing. I assume the Dark Master is going to want my soul too, right?
Are you being forced to answer these questions?
does she love me?
>>570079189
Will my dreams come true?
is it better?
>>570079189
Hail, Satan
Will I be alone forever?
Why can you not prove to me you exist?
>>570081320
Unfortunately, He's on the other line. Should I wait for Him?
is op a faggot for posting the fucling thumbnail
How many goats live on this moon?
>>570081446
damn it satan stop twisting the knife! you know damn well what i mean!
>>570079189
Satan does the bitch i'm about to go hang out with want my dick?
>>570079189
Is the poole closed?
>>570081504
So it looks like I'm stuck with you for a while. Sounds good. But one final question: will I survive this chance encounter with you?
>>570081548
Goddammit, that actually makes sense..
>>570079189
will I have sex with the cute girl in english 111?
because i'm incapable of comprehending why, or because you are a little bitch?
>>570081640
you would say that satan
Should I be a good person and dedicate my life to spreading the word of God?
>>570081651
the poole is closed!
Will her and I get our own place before March 2015?
>pic somewhat related
Will they sentence me to Jail on Thursday?
Will i become that which i wish to become?
Is god a cool dud
>>570079189
do you like getting gods cock?
>>570081962
Are you positive mate?
Roll m8s
>>570081883
Well shit.
Dear Satan,
Will I ever be able to be moot?
>>570082147
Which is it?
>>570082045
>do you like getting gods cock?
>5
>you will find out soon
You're fucked anon.
>>570079189
Will I ever meet Caite?
Does she like me?
Will I lose my virginity this year?
>>570082309
You, twisted bastard give me my answer or i'll come down there and beat your ass again!
>>570082295
But will I?
>>570081832
Fine, can you give me super powers like Johnny balze?
How Are Mirrors Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
will my dad come home
Should i talk to her tomorrow?
IS OP FAGGOT?
Is 42 really the answer?
Should I leave her?
>>570082641
Check. Fucking. Mate.
>new moot
Will i ever be with her?
will i pass my exam?
>>570082621
Thanks bitch
IS OP FKIN FAG? Lmao
will i marry him?
Will she say yes?
>>570082507
Come on... Yes or no.
am i going to have a pleasant shit
Will i have a glorious death?
shall i stop?
>>570082842
are you serious?
will I be more successful with my pickup?
>>570079189
Will she ever be...M'lady?
Should I kiss that botch
Will I ever get anally donged?
>>570082649
Its a simple yes or no question Morningstar
Can I have some money for booze and hookers pls?
>>570079189
Will you suck God's cock if the opportunity presented?
>>570082962
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>570082969
Y u no tell me please answer
>>570083024
Jezus HELP ME NOW!!
Will I pass my exam?
am i a lesbian
>>570082986
Like dieng in a fight or as hero?
WIll we feed next game?
>>570083070
God doesn't answer shit. He's a useless piece of crap. Don't you agree?
are you fucking serious Satan? wtf does God know about pickup? He practically raped Mary.
>>570079189
ok satan, will i be with her?
>>570083272
fucking lol
Will I go to hell?
>>570079189
Give me all your powers
>>570083320
Well god? Satan is being a bitch.
>>570083272
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
3rd .. last chance
WILL I PASS MY EXAM??
Are we the same?
>>570083331
win
>>570083419
well fuck you then satan, fuck you..
>>570083493
I am Satan now
Ask me anything
>>570083508
Well thanks alot faggot.
That moment when we're having a conversation with a picture that has numbers on it and RNG..