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ask him anything
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will life stop sucking any time soon
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Did OP is a faggot ?
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i mean did OP is a massive faggot, like Francois Hollande ?
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is 4chan kill?
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Hey god did OP suck cock ?
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AM I GONNA MAKE IT ?
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Is this the school year that I get a GF
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>>570079851
So OP is a faggot, thank you god
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>>570079747
is that a yes?
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Will I ever get out of this shithole?
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>>570079189
Will i be kill in the next 10 years?
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Is he the one?
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should I cheat on her?
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>>570080106
This shithole known as Raceland Kentucky?
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Dear Satan,

Am I dead?
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Satan, my friend.
Will I find a place to live before I am out on the streets?
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>>570080287
i'll ask again
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>>570079189
Should I ask her out, oh dark one?
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Am i gay?
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>>570080376

I appear to have vital signs, but can you tell for certain?
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will i ever got a shot of fucking my aunt?
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Dear satan, will i finally get that xbox 360 i always wrote you letter about for christmas?
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am i the faggot lord?
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Will I get gf
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>>570080604
Ever my time, Satan, every damn time.
Eh, fuck you, I'm gonna do it anyway.
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Is Satan a massive fucking faggot?
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are there gay angels in heaven?
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Will i?
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should i try to do her sister?
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>>570080703

So, am I alive for certain, o lord of the hoary nether-region?
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>>570080168
This has created a paradox, prepare for our Dark ruler to return once more!
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Is moot kill
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Satan, my dearest companion.
Will a meeting with my boss today go as I hope it will?
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>>570080851
lel
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YOU SERIOUS, SATA?
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>>570080851
does satan have a swimming pool of jizz?
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should i keep my girlfriend
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>>570080906

the question is simple as fuck. just answer it. before you fell, were there angels having gay buttsex in heaven????
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perhaps
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>>570080946

Well, is this actually real life?
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Will I stick my dick in some random lady one day?
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You can't prove to me you exist.
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is god stronger than you ?
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Am I a flaming faggot?
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Will I marry Frida?
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What will she say when i ask her out?
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>>570081129

Very well then. I seem to be breathing and typing. I assume the Dark Master is going to want my soul too, right?
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Are you being forced to answer these questions?
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does she love me?
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>>570079189
Will my dreams come true?
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is it better?
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>>570079189
Hail, Satan

Will I be alone forever?
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Why can you not prove to me you exist?
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>>570081320

Unfortunately, He's on the other line. Should I wait for Him?
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is op a faggot for posting the fucling thumbnail
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How many goats live on this moon?
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>>570081446
damn it satan stop twisting the knife! you know damn well what i mean!
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>>570079189
Satan does the bitch i'm about to go hang out with want my dick?
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>>570079189
Is the poole closed?
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>>570081504

So it looks like I'm stuck with you for a while. Sounds good. But one final question: will I survive this chance encounter with you?
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>>570081548
Goddammit, that actually makes sense..
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>>570079189
will I have sex with the cute girl in english 111?
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because i'm incapable of comprehending why, or because you are a little bitch?
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>>570081640
you would say that satan
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Should I be a good person and dedicate my life to spreading the word of God?
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>>570081651
the poole is closed!
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Will her and I get our own place before March 2015?
>pic somewhat related
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Will they sentence me to Jail on Thursday?
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Will i become that which i wish to become?
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Is god a cool dud
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>>570079189
do you like getting gods cock?
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>>570081962
Are you positive mate?
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Roll m8s
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>>570081883
Well shit.

Dear Satan,
Will I ever be able to be moot?
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>>570082147
Which is it?
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>>570082045
>do you like getting gods cock?
>5
>you will find out soon

You're fucked anon.
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>>570079189
Will I ever meet Caite?
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Does she like me?
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Will I lose my virginity this year?
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>>570082309
You, twisted bastard give me my answer or i'll come down there and beat your ass again!
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>>570082295
But will I?
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>>570081832
Fine, can you give me super powers like Johnny balze?
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How Are Mirrors Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
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will my dad come home
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Should i talk to her tomorrow?
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IS OP FAGGOT?
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Is 42 really the answer?
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Should I leave her?
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>>570082641
Check. Fucking. Mate.

>new moot
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Will i ever be with her?
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will i pass my exam?
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>>570082621
Thanks bitch
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IS OP FKIN FAG? Lmao
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will i marry him?
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Will she say yes?
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>>570082507
Come on... Yes or no.
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am i going to have a pleasant shit
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Will i have a glorious death?
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shall i stop?
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>>570082842
are you serious?
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will I be more successful with my pickup?
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>>570079189
Will she ever be...M'lady?
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Should I kiss that botch
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Will I ever get anally donged?
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>>570082649
Its a simple yes or no question Morningstar
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Can I have some money for booze and hookers pls?
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>>570079189

Will you suck God's cock if the opportunity presented?
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>>570082962
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>570082969
Y u no tell me please answer
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>>570083024
Jezus HELP ME NOW!!

Will I pass my exam?
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am i a lesbian
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>>570082986
Like dieng in a fight or as hero?
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WIll we feed next game?
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>>570083070
God doesn't answer shit. He's a useless piece of crap. Don't you agree?
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are you fucking serious Satan? wtf does God know about pickup? He practically raped Mary.
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>>570079189
ok satan, will i be with her?
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>>570083272
fucking lol
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Will I go to hell?
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>>570079189
Give me all your powers
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>>570083320
Well god? Satan is being a bitch.
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>>570083272
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!


3rd .. last chance

WILL I PASS MY EXAM??
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Are we the same?
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>>570083331
win
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>>570083419
well fuck you then satan, fuck you..
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>>570083493
I am Satan now
Ask me anything
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>>570083508
Well thanks alot faggot.
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That moment when we're having a conversation with a picture that has numbers on it and RNG..
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