Are you sitting comfortably?
>on the edge of my seat
maybe.
Ready when you are, OP!
yes, op
my body is ready
>>570048336
Now I'm not.
>>570048336
Please, continue OP....
Well...
let it roll
Another day at the park, but Artoo's already hit a snag
"How am I going to get down from here?" he mused
>>570049547
No, Artoo, dont fall!!!
>>570049547
Use the Force R2!
This piece of play equipment completely flummoxed his circuits
"What possible pleasure could be derived from this thing?"
Is this one of those internet hate machine threads?
>>570049547
Quiet everyone! Let this man speak further!!
>>570050194
I can just imagine OP in a park taking pictures of kids when a parent asks him what he's doing
>E-e-erm, I'm talking pictures of this LEGO figure, it's all above board
Tuck him under your foreskin OP before I do.
>>570050040
No hate only love.
Bored of the play equipment, he decided to play some soccer with the local kids
"I'll be goalie!" he volunteered
Continue his adventure!!
>>570050665
Be careful! Other kids play rough!
But he wasn't very effective
>>570050961
Pics and a Webm?
Today OP was not a faggot.
>>570050961
Its okay R2. You tried really hard!
i've never laughed more in a thread in my life, 10/10.
please, please continue
>>570050961
oh... :(
>>570051289
Second this....
He decided to go back to the playpark
"Stick with what you know, that's what Threepio says"
>>570049091
FUCK. Not even gay but nice dick.
>>570051516
Yea, You go do your own thing!
Ohh sht my sides!
TOP THREAD
>>570051516
"Not sure about this"
>>570051516
AND WHAT HAPPENED NEXT OP!!>
OP
>pic related
Rule 34 on R2D2 now
>>570052046
It's just a swing don't be afraid!
>>570052046
No, no no no! Not like last time! Be careful!
>>570052046
Cmon r2 be careful there!
>>570052046
Uh, oh!
"WEEEEEEEEEEE!" he squealed
>>570048336
whatever this is, DO IT
>>570052318
my sides
>>570052318
Artoo!
>>570052318
great job OP
"I'll have a go on the little slide next"
He tried to sound brave, but inside he was very nervous
>>570052332
Fuck off, stop interrupting....
Confirmed: OP is from shitty northern UK. You can tell because of the location of the kids play park (middle of social housing estate) and there's an old Ford Fiesta. Nobody down south drives them anymore
>>570052318
he did it
Deep breath.....
>>570052716
>>570052906
Sht dont do it!
>>570052906
Watch out ArtoO!
>>570052906
You can do it!
"Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!"
>>570052857
At least he's doing something that other people enjoy.
Stop being a huge faggot.
>>570052857
at least he isn't a faggot like you are
No interruptions from this point forwards
"Hurray!" he yelled. He was very pleased with himself
>>570053071
this is unreal, thank you op
>>570052857
Could u plz fuck off ur making me lost focus
>>570053071
artoo=sanic
>>570053289
The thread would 404 genius
>>570053307
Artoo made it!
>>570053307
Oh, thank god
>>570053071
Weeee daww look at em muuuuuve!
>>570053127
One afternoon an autistic faggot with no job decides to take a tiny plastic Star Wars toy out to the nearest park and proceeds to photograph and take videos of it going down slides while passers by cringe at him while he isn't looking and the local 8 year olds who are bunking off school for the day shout insults at him. And then there's you faggots for liking it! FUCK, you lot couldn't be more fag if you tried
>this thread
>>570053307
>spongebob slept well that night
He tried that wooden thing again, but still failed to see how he could do anything useful with it
>>570053571
I could, but you're too busy sucking ALL of the dicks.
All of them.
Nope.
Sometimes being very small had its drawbacks
This thread is curing cancer right now
>>570053621
YOU CAN DO IT, YOU TINY ADORABLE BASTARD
COME ON, CLIMB THAT FUCKING BRIDGE
>>570053571
Can we all plz ignore this piece of faggotry and proceed whit the adventures of r2
>>570053621
you are our hope R2
>>570053571
AND IT GETS BETTER.
OP being the gay faggot he is was probably precumming in his Y-fronts while taking these pictures while thinking about the huge reaction he was going to get this evening when he uploaded all of the photos and wrote dismal comments to add dimension to the already pathetic scene.
The fact he has at least waited 4 hours to post these as it was day light when the pictures were taken is the height of the autism spectrum. 4 hours of rocking back and forth in front of cartoon network dribbling over his own knuckles in anticipation of tonight's pleasures.
Well done OP, well done
"This is more like it!" He thought, until someone pushed the carousel a little too fast and he started to feel queasy
which is tricky for an astro-droid
This is incredible
>>570054205
y u gotta b so rude
>>570054262
"Hmph"
>>570054205
I found a picture of you! You look good!
>>570053998
Fucking kek!!
>>570054262
There goes Artoo!
>>570054548
"That's it" thought the little droid, "I'm going on the big slide
>>570054548
Go try that wooden bridge at the back of the picture R2 !!
>>570054912
The big slide! Ohh....
>>570054912
oh shit nigga
>>570054912
Be careful!
>>570054912
Nuuuuh! BE CAREFUL
"Oh crumbs"
You're all fucking faggots
>>570054912
>>570055341
careful
>>570055417
>>570055341
"Oh... Oh dear"
He turned off his eye-thingy, and leapt
>>570055341
Be careful R2!! There's a long way donw!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
>>570055630
>>570053571
>>570054205
Why waste your time typing this. R2D2 stands above your pathetic attempts to ruin this thread
>>570055834
Why waste your time being a faggot?
>>570055818
Artoo, did you make it?
"THAT WAS AMAZING!!!" he exclaimed with even more glee than before.
"That settles it, I'm going on the big swing"
>>570055818
i heard it
>>570056009
Your comebacks are out of this world. R2 spits on you as he removes his robotic penis from your anus
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
"Oh..." He was about to get off, when some local Jawas volunteered to push him
>>570056316
I do believe that's a doll of Barty Crouch Snr
>>570056236
fuckin kek, his legs
>>570056539
>>570056236
"Thanks guys!" he said. "but don't push too hard...."
>>570056236
How the HELL did he not slide off the end of that thing???
>>570056539
fucking. kek. you're a god
>>570056972
Magnets
>>570056960
r u doing this like some improv or is this all done?
>>570050961
:(
>>570056960
They'd better play nice...
>>570056960
as long as it´s just javas, then HOLY SHITTT!!!! ORCS!!!!
>>570056960
those kids better be nice
Oh dear. The Jawas did push him too hard
>>570057729
literally worse than Hitler
>>570057729
Artoooo!!!!
>>570057729
bastards!
>>570057729
Artoo NOO!!
>>570057729
you are going to jail for this, OP
>>570057729
>>570057729
Fuck! Nooo!
>>570057729
NO, ARTOO WHY??
>>570057729
But Artoo wasn't that concerned. He summarily repaired himself and delivered several electric shocks to those tricky Jawas.
See? here he is at home watching Harry Potter
>>570057729
Fuckn pricks!!
>>570057729
>>570057729
Ar...too?
>>570057729
Let's get those jawas!
>>570057729
fucking jawas
>>570057729
looks bad op
>>570048336
Best thread on /b/ right now
>>570057729
NOOOOO!
>>570058389
>>570058346
>>570058296
>>570057948
the jawas are fitting the stereotypes of jews, being greedy, strong in groups, making money out of shit...
>>570058238
yeeeesss artoo ftw
It was nearly time for bed, so he thought he'd have a quick play with his train set
"I really need to hoover this carpet" he though as he went around for the 50th time
And with all that excitement over and done with, it was time for bed
Goodnight everyone
>>570058814
>>570058814
Best thread on /b/ the last few months, maybe more.
Thanks OP.
>>570059252
Bravo OP!
>>570059252
Goodnight R2. Sleep tight. Don't let the Jawas bite.
>>570059252
Goodnight R2!
>>570059252
goodnight, funny little chap.
>>570059252
somebody screencap epic thread pls
>>570059252
nu-night R2
bravo op
>>570059252
Bye.
>>570058814
>my fucking sides
>>570059252
Goodnight R2!!
>>570059252
>>570059252
I think this might be the least cancerous thread I've seen in years. Good night Artoo.
>>570059252
Good night u little funny bastard!
>>570057948
I made that one and like 20 others of it. Long live the Do it-Dodo
Feelsgoodman
>>570059252
good night artoo!
The best thing about this thread is that the faggot that tried to derail it sucked a dick like all his faggot friends and family.
Good night r2
>>570050000
gooood quads bruh
THE END
>>570000000
ARCHIVE THIS NOW
>>570060194
shit, never noticed!
Thank you, OP, for everything.
>>570059252
This was beautiful. I'm so happy I could shit.
jGVVRDhr was a pretty cool guy
>>570054205
See
>>570053907
>>570059252
I love you
>>570059252
Sleep well little droid
>>570052109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLvFbBR4XOg
10/10
>>570053571
you are literally the most awesome person in the world
>>570059252
Goodnight, Artoo.
I'll always love you buddy.
That was brilliant. OP was not a fag today.
Best thread on /b/ all year
>>570059252
thank you op, this cured a little bit of my depression
I fucking loved this thread.
>>570055417
god i'm actually weeping
>>570059252
thank you
Thread fukken saved!
screencap till so far
>>570052645
pls do not post this faggot in this glorious thread
This will be on funny junk in about 2 minutes
>>570063421
Shhh... Don't spoil it
>>570059252
ty op toasting in epic bread
OP is not a faggot
ntntxcxc
>>570059513
>guiseeee screencap plox so i can post this in my new best of 4chan thread
>>570062969
>>570057098
Magnets...HOW do they work?
Many internets to god tier OP
do a proper screencap lazy niggers
>>570052967
my sides
This thread should seriously have a trigger warning. Now I have PTSD.
Please sticky this MODS
>>570055630
>eye thingy
>>570065376
Seconded
10/10
>>570057729
ARTOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this was an emotional roller coaster
>>570052857
piss off pl0x