He will answer.

>>568972858
Does the friendzone exist

Is OP a faggot?

>>568973072
>>568972995

Very noice.

Is OP a faggot?

Can I fuck OP's mom?

Roooo-eeen

>>568973224
>>568973072
HA
>>568973267
Also funny

>>568972858
Are you real

Satan so far providing great answers.

Am I going to hell?

>>568973462
Apparently not!

Will i fuck dat bitch?

will i ever be rich?

Will Homestuck end in October?

Will I ever have a threesome, with 2 grills ofcourse?

>>568973796
I don't want it to be me and another guy and a grill, just me and 2 grills, wat more should i say?

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>>568973796

>>568972858
Can I please finally fuck kelsey

>>568974159
c'mon Satan, don't be a dick.

OP confirmed for non-faggot
Also, will I get willy up my bum

will it ever happen?

Will I ever fuck my polish friend?

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Is suicide a superior alternative?

>>568972858
Will I suck moots Jew penis

>>568974424
D:
????? ?? ? ????? ???? ????? ??????-????

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Are they gay?

>>568974541
will it happen BEFORE I die?

Should I become the worlds most fucked up trap?

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Black Metal ist krieg?

>>568972858
can i stick my penis into ear?

>>568972858
Will I get laid this year?

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>>568974460
God dammit
Would god say yes satan?

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will i ever lose my virginity?

Will i ever get laid?

>>568974676
Well, I'm a virgin at uni, not much more to say.

Can I have a succubus lover please?

is gemma worth my time

>>568974621
will it happen really soon?

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>>568974728
Satan do you really have to be such a faggot?

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Should i fuck try and fuck my coworker? I know she is really into me and it'd be a hell of a ride, but I'm not to sure about the night after when i'd have to see her at work

can i be one of your generals?

>>568974790
Ask god for succubus lover? Seriously?

>>568974905
? ??????? :?

you against god, boxing fight, no gloves, no helmet...do you win?

>>568975032
??????. ? ???? ???????.

>>568975047
and at poker?

>>568972858
Should I start fucking guys?

im going to get fired?

Will my ex gf come back to me

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>>568974909
Satan are you gonna ever answer my fucking question?

>>568972858
Shall I find immortality and join the NWO?

Buy my soul? I want extraordinary music talent.

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>>568975280
SATAN

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c'mon you red dick'd fuck i haven't got laid in a while; would it be /wrong/ to sleep with my coworker?

>>568975105
? ?? ????? ????? ????? ????????, ????

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>>568974460
>>568974728
>>568974909
>>568975280
>>568975376
>mfw

>>568975280
lel

>>568972858
How about an easier one, shall I be rich in the next two weeks?

will I be drunk today?

Am I as much of a god amongst men as I think I am? I assume no, but some input would be nice.

>>568975369
pls

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you're bustin my balls here Satan

does she like me back?

will the world end in the next two years?

Will OP's mum lick my balls?

>>568975525
do it faggot

>>568975491
shiets legit. I'm drunk everyday.
Is my gf a daltonic whore?

will the worlds end come soon?

>>568975449
????? ? ???????? ??????? ????????? ?? ?????.

>>568972858
will I ever fuck Pia again

is God the real satan

Will my frigging mail order come in today. And will me tins be delivered as well

will they ever find a cure for herpes

>>568975697
??????, ????? ???????? ??????????? ?????????

Will I get laid this year?

>>568975794
Buy a fleshlight.

Will I acquire money to pay my rent?

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when will i get my next herion fix

Will i pass my exam on monday?

>>568975794
What about next year.

>>568975846
Well, Satan, I don't have a lot of money because my job doesn't pay well and my step-father is a douche...I need money

>>568975886
Well I just need to get laid so nothing more to tell. so what's up Satan.

>>568972858
will it work?

>>568975946
You're very inquisitive, my lord. As a security officer, we don't get paid shit. It sucks ass. Help would be great, my lord.

Satan, will she fuck me?

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>>568975994
ouch

>>568972858
Will I ever quit 4 good

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>>568972858

http://youtu.be/y-_Hbf_Euu0

Should OP kill himself?

I need some pills, fuck, when satan?

>>568975994
Well fuck, will I ever get paid?

>>568972858
will i fuck a girl next week?

will I become an engineer

will i get a girlfriend in the next several weeks

>>568976131
winrar

>>568972858
Is this the real life?

>>568972858
will it ever happen between us

>>568976102
Bull reroll

Will she ever?

>>568976198
come on tell me

>>568976102
>>568976269

You are here forever

Will I be successful?

will i have smoked in 15 minutes

>>568976268
fuck that answer i wanna know

Will you help me kill my ex?

Should I try ACID ?

Was it worth changing the internet provider?

>>568976364
#rekt

>>568976310
tell me pleze

>>568976409
God damn it...

>>568976470
Will you ever answer this guy's question, satan?

are mirrors real?

>>568974321
rekt

i'm the black zorro, you dirty spics!

>>568972858
will i ever be happy

>>568976470
wtf are you fucking kidding me

>>568976426
Well I'm curious and maby I'm lucky and make a really good experience with something i can't explain.
Or I have a bad trip
so should i take acid ?

is this legit?

am i gonna fuck kate this weekend

>>568976560
>>568976470
>>568976198
>>568976532
neato

>>568976198
>>568976310
>>568976470
>>568976532
>>568976560
LOLOLOLOL

>>568976560
come on

>>568976556
um well im not happy at the moment and havent been for a long time

how will my date on caturday be?

>>568976604
reroll

>>568972858
will this finally be the year?

>>568976319
I will not believe that

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Will I get laid soon?

>>568972858
will my explosive diarrhea go away before my big meeting at noon 30??

Can I call you stan?

>>568976668
am i the greatest faggot on this planet

>>568972858
wil I get some fuq this week?

>>568976560

Please Answer this pitiful anons question Satan.

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>>568976840

should i learn ?

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>>568976751
Based Dark Lord!

>>568976746
that I find a decent girl and finally kill this streak of relationshits?

>>568972858

Will I be the greatest DRIFTER of all time?!

Is /b/ full of NEETs and weebs?

will i marry her

>>568972858
Did you change the image to contain the word bitch less?

>>568976840
am i going to be rich

>>568976946
u know wot im talking bot

Im goin to get drunk today?

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>>568976426
Well I'm curious and maby I'm lucky and make a really good experience with something i can't explain.
Or I have a bad trip
so should i take acid ?

wird vanessa mir nacktbilder schicken?

Should I stab my ex to death in her sleep?

If no, then I'll make sure she's awake first.

Am i still going to die on the first snowfall is this year

will I fuck her?

>>568977016
ok rich like... in money rich

Is my dick huge?

Will my crush notice me?

Is satan real?

>>568972995
Am I going to get fired?

>>568972858
will I pass the exam this friday

Should I make a move to ex

>>568972858
Are you the everlasting one?

>>568977060
Cant you answr me this? fuck u

>>568977102
ALRIGHT FUCK YEAH
What about with in the next 5 years?

>>568972858
Will I ever become successful?

>>568977126
will i be a billionair

Did I make the right decision quitting my job?

>>568976198
>>568976310
>>568976470
>>568976532
>>568976560
>>568976668
>>568976840
Do you enjoy fucking with this guy?

Does she like me?

You know what i want to ask satan...

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>>568976748

>>568977187
Hail satan

will you give me a blowjob

>>568977219
can you answer anything at all

Ayy stan, can I leave.

Should I ask?

>>568977186
She broke up with guy who torned us apart

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>>568977198
Ok.........
I'm goin to be rich?

Should i go for it?

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>>568977218
Deep.

>>568976198
>>568976310
>>568976470
>>568976532
>>568976560
>>568976668
>>568976840
>>568977016
>>568977126
>>568977219
>>568977314
Should this guy give up?

am i gay?

>>568977314
can you stop fucking with me

>>568972858
Are all mods & moot gay fags with AIDS

>>568977416
He's been rolling for way too fucking long, should he just stop?

is OP a faggot??

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>>568977352
Are you serious? FUCK YOU
Seriously, why not? WHY LIVE THEN
IF NOT RICH, MAYBE MILLIONARE?

>>568977374
fuck you Satan you cant tell me what to do!

Am I the avatar of Lucifer?

>>568977441
well shit...

>>568972858
Will I be able to eat my own cum without pussying out?

>>568977596
>pe9o
>pedo

>>568977529
Of course you can, bro... ._.
Should I give you up and find Jesus? Hue

will I win todays powerball jackpot?

Are you a flaming faggot?

>>568977478
i am not giving up you bitch fuck you
tell me am i a faggot

>>568972858
Will I become a qt 3.14 trap and become enslaved?

will i ever get a girlfriend?

Will my magical practices manifest wealth?

Will i loose it?

>>568977660
Dangggg.
Will you ever leave my body? U want to suck my dick, is that it?

will i hide this thread

Fuck it?

Satan, is there a happy ending with her?

>>568977710
ok if you really are satan then tell me how much is 2+2

>>568972858
will I move out by spring?

There is no sin, and there can be no sin on all the earth, which the Lord will not forgive to the truly repentant! Man cannot commit a sin so great as to exhaust the infinite love of God. Can there be a sin which could exceed the love of God?

>>568977746
just curious cause tfw no gf so?

U serius?

>>568972858
Should I do my work now?

will i fuck a girl this weekend

Will Katie suck my dick today?

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>>568977778
You love me?
Am I on the bible?

>>568977831
should i stop posting now

>>568977941
You Ser made my day xD

>>568972858
will i win the money

>>568972858
is my teacher a pothead

>>568977876
My politics thing. Should I do that then my P.E. thing and then sleep?

>>568977929
Ok.
So... Should I stop posting now?
What a useless waste of tiem.
Maybe i should go smoke some weed, right bro?

lol ar u statan?

>>568978049
Fap or not?

>>568978024
script son

>>568977941
Does this man deserve an upboat, stan?

Will I see her again?

Will i loose my virginity this year.

should I kill myself ?

>>568972858
am i ready?

Is there something more out there? To all of this?

Should I?

will they accept my appeal and let me escape this house?

Should I keep trying?

Does anyone actually like me?

Could i be successful in lyef?

>>568978314
fug :DDD

Does he actually love me?

>>568972858
Will Scotland becoming Independent stop the Mudslime invasion?

>>568978596
The UK is being invaded. Scotland is trying to seperate, it's a pretty simple question.

Will i fuck the redhead qt sitting next to me?

Will my team win the tourney if we train this weekend?

You really fucking sure satan?

Ok then fuck you Satan

>>568978731
Lel

>>568972858
will I ever win

are all the answers you give lies?

>>568978546
Well?

>>568978980
fuck me...

>>568979135
oh shit

Does she love me

>>568972858
am i gunna win the lottery?

>>568979050
...Reroll for you to tell me.

are me and ruby gonna stay 2gether forever xoxo

will andrea suck my dick

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>>568972858
Oh great Satan can i be your little sissy boy?

Should I break up with my girlfriend

Is it okay to fuck a girl thats 8 years younger than me?

>>568979371
Robin?

Will I get a gf

is there life after death?

Should I go to this open interview held by manpower for Johnson Controls? I will have to be available Friday through Sunday to work and also be open to 1st or 2nd shift.

How about just 7?

SHOULD I HAVE A SHOWER NOW AND LEAVE???

is there god?

>>568979503
Rerolling

>>568972858
Should I draw?

Is moot my future gay husband?

>>568979420
>>568979527

I will take that as a yes!

>>568972858
Will I be welcomed into Hell?

is the hacker 4 chan among us

>>568972858

Will I fuck my cousin?

>>568979619
No I need an answer .
Is moot my future gay husband.

Should I fuck her again?

Will I ever get to touch my friend's tits and finger her again?

Should I tell her happy birthday?

>>568979417

>7

fuck

will my internet be faster?

Will I succed in what I'm gonna do?
(You know what I'm talking about.)

>>568979632
Denied

>>568979737
7 twice
what is this black magic satan

Will I be part of the unsc marine corps?

Are you sure?

>>568972858

[s]no[/s]

>>568979739
C'mon satan

>>568979716
Tell u more eh. I rlly like her but she's attached that's all. Rlly feel like asking her out and then bring her somewhere quiet to have some alone time and touch her all over again. Will I have the chance? Lol

>>568979828
Fuck you I'll ask again
will I ever be part of the unsc marine corps

Will I ever escape this shithole of a job and find decent work close to home?

will op die within 4 days of posting this thread

>>568978234
Haha loser

>>568972858
Will I get a job with Marcellus shale?

You can have my soul if you want it.

>>568979570
WHAT ABOUT NOW?

>>568972858
am i going to killing spree soon

>>568979864
seriously, satan?

Will you fuck me and call me samantha?

Does Sian really like me?

>>568979862
Fuck you
>>568979932
Fuck you too satan

Will chep ever get cured from his cucumber in the anus syndrome?

Did God make everything?

>>568980000
>>568980000
so yes or no?

>>568972858
Will I be in any branch of the unsc in combat excluding fleet

Do you hate God?

can you change my middlename to fuckfingers?

>>568980004
alright satan last time
will my internet be faster?

>>568972858
will my professor die soon enough?

Yo satan, will I ever get laid.

>>568980124
FINE will I be in the uscmc?

Should i try put a sharpie in pooper?

>>568980160
Well.

Do you prefer Heaven?

>>568980219
SATAN WHY WILL YOU NOT ANSWER
AGAIN?
say the answer

Will i ever find the right size to my penissweater?

will i ever die?

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Are you God?

Will D ever get us dip

>>568980308
FUCKING HELL SATAN
TELL ME THE FUCKING ANSWER!!!

Can i join the usmc army?

Will I be rich?

>>568980405
FUCK YOU SATAN

will i get laid?

Cmon satan will i be a virgin all my life?

last last time
will my internet be faster

>>568972858
Am I gonna get laid any time soon

>>568980456
well okay becaause i want sauce on my pizza thats why. Are you pleased?

>>568980502
FUCKING FINE
will I be in P.A.C. from bf2142

>>568980556
Damnit Satan there is nothing more to tell, am I gonna get laid soon?

>>568972858
Will I ever be considered attractive?

>>568980575
OKay whe will i find out because i have a dental time in 1 hour so make your answer snappy, yeah?

...

>>568980614
WILL I BE BE PART OF A DEFENSE CONTRACTING SERVICE/MERC FORCES?

>>568980000
>Dem quads

Well....you have to do it now.

>>568980671
Awesome. About bloody time.

>>568980718
REPEAT

>>568980686
Well the dentists name is stephany and she is 20 years old. Should i bang her and then join the usmc?

Am I getting that coochie?

>>568980802
FUCK
will I be survive a zombie apocalypse

Will i be a virgin oh lordy satan in heVan?

>>568980802
It went so much better for me you piece of shit go back to africa you goddamn sandnigger

>>568980894
FUCKING HELL
will I be in usmc

>>568980991
Good.
will I get br85 hb sr

>>568980926
I'm not sandnigger satan say yes if I am not a sandnigger

>>568981079
Will this guy ever stop being a faggot?

>>568980896
Well im a virgin fag and i wonder if ill loose it.

>>568972858
Should I skin up a J

Will we be over soon?

>>568980926
See look at this
>>568981191
anyways will I get a br85 hb sr

>>568981247
I like the way you think Satan.