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It's Caturday, but where is the threat celebrating this

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It's Caturday, but where is the threat celebrating this beautiful and glorious day?

Cats are love, cats are life
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>>568499135
Daww
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Still waiting for someone to finally post the (somwhat old) video where the guy shoved things up his cat's ass (eg pencil)
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OP from the early morning Caturday thread catributin'
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My catte
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>>568495634
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chek out this epik feline
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Slipper cattes
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My kitty
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>>568498387
Totally missing the 'Dark Souls'-fading.
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>>568499848
Jealous! Originally wanted a ragdoll but I'm a poorfag so I got one from a shelter.
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>>568500373
RIP in peace sweet prince
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>>568500289
Thanks, I thought he was a Himalaya...though a lot of people tell me he's a ragdoll
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Test, Test
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>>568501028
> Sweet pumpkin shock top in one hand
> Jerking off your boyfriend with the other

Faggot.
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>>568495634
Caturday is so 2007
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>>568502414
and every year since then
just like shit posting
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>>568502675
CATS NEAR ALCOHOL IS NOT FUNNY! ESPECIALLY THIS ONE! THE CAT ISNT EVEN CUTE OR DOING ANYTHING SPECIAL! FUCK yOU!
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>>568502995
wow such butthurt
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>>568499647

One hell of a jump.
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Found this cute mother fucker on my way home. 69 or 44 names this little faggot
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>>568500289

There is a nobility in getting one from a shelter.
It was the right thing to do.
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kitler
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>>568504254
did you just steal a cat?
if get: Narp
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>>568504907
Na hes a stray kitten
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>>568505904
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>>568505904
I hope your dick gets infested by ants. I hope your sister chokes on a dirty elephant dick. I hope your mom gets raped by a pack of wild niggers. I hope your dad loses his son.
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>>568506217
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>>568505904
chuckled.
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>>568505904
Get fucking wrecked.
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>>568505904
Malaria and Ebola is in your future
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>>568505904
you must be new here
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>>568498761
Stinkfoot! Stinkfoot! I ain't lyin!
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My kitten
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>>568506348
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>>568502995
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>>568505904
Summer lasts long around here.
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>>568506854
The occasional python boooot !
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A decently sized thread about animals and only one edgy shitpost. I'm proud, /b/.

Every time I almost lose all hope something beautiful happens. Thank you.
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>>568505904
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>>568505904
Here's to hoping a nigger rape your entire family in front of your eyes while your set on fire you fucking faggot
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>>568505904
diediediediedie!
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Best Caturday thread in awhile. Only like one 3edgy4m3 post. Good job anons.
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>>568507089

You really need to take a moment to reevaluate your life and what you are doing with it.
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>>568507996
cat parkour
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>>568507996
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>>568507141
try that around Melvin and you'll have a finger missing.
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>>568508445
you re an asshole and you know it
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My cat looks like a giant rat when he gets wet.
Love the little bastard
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>>568508445

Disregard that, I suck ebola cocks
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>>568495634
>Cats are love, cats are life
>tarnishing a beloved tradition with epic memes
fuck yourself
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>>568508806

But anon, cat memes are practically as old as Caturday itself
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>>568504254
Nigel farage
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hueh
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>>568508445
Well my boner's gone.
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>>568505904
You are so edgy, can I be your disciple, venerable edge master?
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>>568510336
My boner's definitely gone now.
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>>568499642
Lets make it a pig thread
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RIP smoke kitteh ;_;
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What age is best for a cat to do the ipad video thing? My cat didnt do shit when i showed him it, i guess hes the master dont give a fuck breed of cats
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How is a Caturday thread all the way down on page fucking 5 ?

Perpetual summer up in this motherfucker.
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>>568512558
Bump with my question, i.e no caturday to dump myself
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>>568513491

Some are just friskier than others.

Mine, rip in peace, didn't give a single fuck.
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>>568513491
I don't think age really matters tbh
the ones in the images don't look older than 4, and my 16 year old cat plays with my ipad
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>>568507726
pilsner is a masterbeer
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>>568513706
my 8 year old cat is a pissy motherfucker and i try to play with him all the time, 3 minutes in he throws a shit fit and walks out, bring him to sleep on end of my bed and he doesnt stay more than 3 minutes..

>>568513705
Shit man, sorry to hear.
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>>568513932

Wish I knew what happened, he just disappeared one day.

I'd be suprised if anything got him, 'cause I saw him completely fuck up a trained Doberman guard dog one day, took the dog's eye out.

The legendary Masta Ace, RIP.
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>>568513932
yeah that doesn't work so well on cats

sometimes I think they do the exact opposite of what you actually want
>"here's this cat toy for you" = this is the most boring shit ever wait is that a mother fucking twist tie?! AWW YISSS
>"here's a cat bed for you" = I'm never touching tha-OH SHIT NIGGER A CARDBOARD BOX
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>>568508445
>>568505904

the best two posts in this thread.

got a stray that's been hanging around. I'm alternately nice and mean to it. I gain its trust. Feed it. Make it depend on me. Then every now and again I boot it to the moon, but it gets hungry and comes back. Right now it's wary of me, but after a few days of no food it'll learn to love me again. Did I mention I tease it with food? I'll pour it a bowl, let it take a bite or two, and then throw it away. Just enough to keep it coming back. In a few days, if I catch it outside at night, I am going to choke it, throttle it, and throw it across my neighbors house, hopefully killing it. I've always wanted to crucify a cat. Like make a cross with wires to hold it in place and then BAM! nails in the paws, nails in the legs, and a crown of barbed wire to top it off. /b/, you inspire me.

These cats ain't loyal
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>>568515221
sauce?
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>>568496756
kek
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>>568516147
a very shitty music video, it's the stinger at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3JWo2iiGc
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>>568515872
Why don't you kill a man, I tend to found them way more disloyal, ungrateful, trying to exploit you unless they consider you useless.

Yeah, it's illegal to kill a man/woman, but killing an animal too, at least for domestic animal.
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>>568515872

-10/10 bait


If I caught doing that, you'd be the one crucified.

I'm guessing you're new here.
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image limit hit

good thread overall everyone, thanks to those who contributed
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Happy Caturday, faggot
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>>568517058
thanks nigger :3
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>>568516418

I've never killed a cat, but they're easier to objectify than humans.

>>568516547

nigga, you ain't gonna do shit. I'm not new, I just don't like cats. I never got why men in their early 20's would pick a cat over a dog.
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>>568511861

So glad kitty made it.
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>>568517279
it died the next night due to lung damage, but the fireman is still a hero for trying to save it
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>>568513932
muh cat
puu sh/bxO0C.jpg
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>>568517141

>don't understand
>decide to make a fake blog poast to look edgy on 4chins
urafgtfitemeirlgrandma.jpg

Your new is showing, bitch.
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>>568517380

>risking his life for a stupid cat
>cat dies anyways

all my lulz
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>>568517850

>doesn't like cats
>must be new

I'm going to beat that stray cat even harder now. I hope you're happy.
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BMUP
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>>568517959
even better is how many people have cried or almost cried from that vid. Those fags amirite?

But I guess we can be glad that not a single person will give a shit when you die
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>>568518452

you can't possibly know that.
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>>568518452
oh come on now, you spend your days shitposting in Caturday threads and pretend that you beat cats

you sure as fuck are not getting the attention you so desperately crave in your life, my bet is you live alone or live with people who truly don't care about you and you know it deep down inside
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>>568518304

Must suck to be so unloved that beating stray animals gives you some sense of fullfillment.

You're not even a good troll, even by 4chan standards.

Enjoy your made up world from mom's basement, I'm sure you think you're good.
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>>568498724
I like how it attempts to drink the water only once then goes "fuck that I'm not up to it" and goes away.
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>>568504254
Awww.


Praise it
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>>568519085
whoops meant to respond to
>>568518751
guess I get to bump the thread again
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>>568511861
the cat lived. and this is the best thing ever.
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>>568519272

I'm pretty the cat rip'd in peace, it was on the news, actually.
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>>568516103
I feel bad for those cats because people keep breeding them despite their genetic bone disease
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>>568501919
I can almost hear the throaty, groany sound it's making.
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>>568519085

I don't crave attention, nor do I spend my days in caturday threads. I just popped in to say, "Howdy, niggers!"

>>568519131

beating cats doesn't fulfill me. I am not trolling. I do not live in my mom's basement.
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>>568505904
Fucking nigger
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>>568519751


Sure kid
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>>568519751
>don't crave attention
>just popped in to say, "Howdy, niggers!"
>first post is a livejournal in a thread guaranteed to get replies

I don't know man, maybe you're so deep into the lie you've even fooled yourself
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>>568520298

what's a livejournal?

also, to prove my point, I won't post in the new caturday thread.
oh who am I kidding, I love pissing you cat loving faggots off.

Just because you've inconvenienced me, I am going to kill that stray cat. I hope you can look yourselves in the mirror, /b/, because the blood is on your hands.
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>>568498724
10/10 would drink with
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>>568499538
best catte
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>>568519751
>implying you are more than a basement dwelling kneckbeard.
>implying hurting innocent creatures secures your seat on /b/
>implying I am not telneting you as we speak.
>implying
/b/ can be a dangerous place for people like you.
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>>568505904
did anyone else get a bonner from this?
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>>568521246

this
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>>568520845
>what's a livejournal
underaged b&!

>inconvenienced me
>"oh noes I've had to pretend like I don't like all this attention that's being fed to me!"
come on nigger, are you that much like the made-up stray cat you described? Just keep coming back for more, I don't mind the free bumps
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>>568519698
rrraaaaoooooooooooooo

rrrrrrrrrrrrr

raooooo
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>>568520845
Fucking faggot thinks he's ISIS.
Who gives a shit, it's just a stray cat.
Hopefully you fuck up and get busted.
Do it, faggot.
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>>568505904
you are going to die horrible I guarantied
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>>568521246
I never understood why people say this. what on earth is 4chan retaining that gives you any metadata on him that would result in you being able to target his machine?

I could understand EXIF data accidentally left in an image, but I don't think this idiot posted any
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>>568521246

>implying implications

>>568521321

finally, some like minded individuals

>>568521562

I'm 27. Sorry I don't know what livejournal is.

>>568521789

from a purely aesthetic point of view, it is a pretty cute cat. yet still even now I wish I was breaking its legs.
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>>568522210

thanks for the /b/ackup, anon! I'm slightly upset that you called me an idiot, but I think there's still room for you in the cat-free dogboat.
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>>568522291
27? holy shit let me guess, you didn't make it through or never went to college and you have a dead-end job

I'd wanna say you still live with your parent(s) but I'm enjoying the idea of them being dead, so maybe abusive cousins? that touched you inappropriately as a kid
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>>568505904
TROLOLOL I WISH I COULD BE THIS EGDY!!!! LE 9GAG ARMY FTW!!! XDDDDD

>>568522291
>finally, some like minded individuals
Faggot, your edge is showing. And if you're 27, then how the hell do you not know about LiveJournal? You're definitely newfag.

Let me guess, you found out about this website after "The Fappening" happened?
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>>568522773

>implying anyone has ever touched him
>implying that's not his fat, delusional persona

Trolls are trolls

>we fell for his bait, feelsbadmang.png
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>>568521646
That'll be the one.
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>>568523592
if the retard was saging I'd agree, but he's been giving free bumps to the thread for a while now (jesus we're still on the first page), which gives people who were late to the party a chance to peruse through the images, so I think taking advantage of him isn't so bad
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>>568522496

For every fake stray cat you claim to kill, I'll open up a DMCA case for every pic you ever post from your IP.
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>>568523914

True, retards aren't smart enough to sagay.

Moving on to greener pastures, later nigger.
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>>568508445
I hope you perish in a pit of Satan's fiery shit, you edgy faggot.
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>>568524280
Yeah I better head out as wel

it's been fun! but I think the thread has lasted long enough
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>>568522773

I went to school for journeyman welding. I get jobs all over America in upwards of $25/hr.

I have my own apartment, and my cousins are pretty cool.

>>568523439

I just don't browse the internet that much. I'm not trying to be "that guy" but I've been on 4chan for a while, maybe even longer than you, but it doesn't matter.

>>568523914

I am yours to use
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>>568524235

>implying the cat is fake
>implying I'm dumb enough to take pictures
>implying you know shit about computers or how to obtain IP addresses.

how's that for service?
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>>568524712
You're trying not to be "that guy"? Guess you're not trying hard enough.
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