I was trying to practice a solo and I accidentally my guitar.

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I managed to get out, but then I got thirsty and I accidentally a coke bottle.

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I own a farm, so after a beverage, I went to tend to my horse and accidentally the sneeze.

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I got tired of accidentally everything, so I made dinner to sit and think things through, but I accidentally my dinner too.

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After dinner I decided to go for a walk, so I grabbed my shoes, but accidentally not my pair.

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While out for a walk, I began to have to pee very bad. I stopped at the nearby gas station and I accidentally the stall hard.

You're a sick man OP, and you have my pity.

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Once I arrived back home, I was feeling pretty bad. I knew some video games would cheer me up, so I busted out my Nintendo, but I accidentally the game.

>>568408943
what song are you playing?

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I've had it. I need to hang out with someone. I decided to call this girl up that I've had a crush on for quite some time now to hang out. She came over and as soon as she entered her gauge got accidentally too hard.

>>568409474
If it doesn't work at first try blowing it

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She left abruptly. I couldn't blame her. I realized I had some crabs left in the fridge, so I cooked one up, but I accidentally my meal.

Is this actually happening?

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The crabs and the chicken had started to mess up my stomach. I went to the bathroom and my balls accidentally so hard.

>>568409715
Ow

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I finally thought of one thing that would cheer me up. I love arts and crafts. I was feeling very artistic, so I took out some coloring tools. I accidentally the scissors.

what the actual fuck is happening in this thread

somebody save this fucking thread, this is a once in a lifetime experience

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>>568409715

>>568408943

That guy is really "shreading it".

ba-dum-tsssh

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My pee pee became very sore from today's accidentally. I went to my room, got my favorite cassette, and accidentally the music genre.

How can this keep happening OP? I know accidents happen, but holy shit are you unlucky.

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I've had it. I've lost all of my appetite. Today needed to be over, but I figured I would be able to get down a piece of toast before the day was over. I accidentally the toaster hot.

>>568408943

Why didn't you accidentally your dick and do the rest of the world a favor?

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Laughed.
OP made my night.

what the fuck is going on

Shit OP you must be a dum dum

>>568409917
Ahhhhhhhh

>>568409474
I accidently the game to op...

>>568409581
>If it doesn't work at first try blowing it

It fuckin always works

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did you accidentally the plasma ball too?

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one time i this

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>>568409992

>>568409715
You are trapped now.
If you try to stand up, you will yank your balls.
There is no escape.
gg no re

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and then i was all like

>>568409505
I doubt it was anything specific. Looks like he was just dicking around.

>>568408943
You had one job anon. One fucking job. Goddamnit music dick

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>>568409715
kek'd hard

Holy shit OP, how the fuck can you live like this

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OP make it stop

Made me chuckle. would out of laugh 10 again 8

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>>568410038

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God Damn... summer is finally over. Salud OP.

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>>568409715

>>568409715
that shit hurts, i have larger and low hanging fruit and i've pinched my nuts if i sat too quick. damnit that hurt like hell

>holyfukkinshit.jpg

>>568410387
And what specimen of marine life might this be?

I accidentally the whole fleshlight

>>568410995
A penis cut in half.

>>568409715
Holy fuck, my balls just receded into my pelvis.

>>568408943
Good. Fucking. Thread.

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>>568410995
a sea squirt of course

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tell me someone saved this shit

>>568409213
atleast you wore a condor

>>568411376
Made me lol. I am drumk tho. So, but prob woulda made me laugh sober. Good on you

>>568410793
Faggot Joel?

>>568409868
Oh how we've been waiting for this day to come.

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>>568411179
you mean like this?

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>>568410387
Also this could be a POTC porno with Big Davy and his immortal sea-to-shining-sea lovecave Cumlypso.

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>>568409992

You have to blow it before you put it in.

>>568408943
HOLY SHIT.
if thats a copy pasta then a) what the actual fuck b) what a poor guy
and if its actually real while its probably not you need to cut the strings IMMIDEATLY.

Same fucking shit 4 years later does not make it OC, but still better than 90% of the shit threads today.
3/10 only because nostalgia'd

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>>568409992

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Then I accidentally hedge-clippers

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For you, OP.

>>568412040
guitar strings have adjustable tension you fucking idiot

>>568411831

Oh, shit. I can actually read that in Ed's voice

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>>568412090

its okay though because I got it plasticised

>>568413680
threw them a birthday party!

Yay!

>>568413823
With his cock.

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>>568413904
"Which one of you little ass niggas wants a greasy balloon?"

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>>568410387
its a cock-topus
:-DDDDDD

>>568411481
Are you fucking retarded? that's a chicken! a condor is bigger!

Stop dicking around and go to sleep guys

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>>568415534
You're too young for mommy and daddy things, Carlos.

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>>568409715

>>568414765
ebin :DDDD