I was trying to practice a solo and I accidentally my guitar.
I managed to get out, but then I got thirsty and I accidentally a coke bottle.
I own a farm, so after a beverage, I went to tend to my horse and accidentally the sneeze.
I got tired of accidentally everything, so I made dinner to sit and think things through, but I accidentally my dinner too.
After dinner I decided to go for a walk, so I grabbed my shoes, but accidentally not my pair.
While out for a walk, I began to have to pee very bad. I stopped at the nearby gas station and I accidentally the stall hard.
Once I arrived back home, I was feeling pretty bad. I knew some video games would cheer me up, so I busted out my Nintendo, but I accidentally the game.
I've had it. I need to hang out with someone. I decided to call this girl up that I've had a crush on for quite some time now to hang out. She came over and as soon as she entered her gauge got accidentally too hard.
She left abruptly. I couldn't blame her. I realized I had some crabs left in the fridge, so I cooked one up, but I accidentally my meal.
The crabs and the chicken had started to mess up my stomach. I went to the bathroom and my balls accidentally so hard.
I finally thought of one thing that would cheer me up. I love arts and crafts. I was feeling very artistic, so I took out some coloring tools. I accidentally the scissors.
My pee pee became very sore from today's accidentally. I went to my room, got my favorite cassette, and accidentally the music genre.
I've had it. I've lost all of my appetite. Today needed to be over, but I figured I would be able to get down a piece of toast before the day was over. I accidentally the toaster hot.
OP made my night.
did you accidentally the plasma ball too?
one time i this
and then i was all like
God Damn... summer is finally over. Salud OP.
a sea squirt of course
tell me someone saved this shit
you mean like this?
Also this could be a POTC porno with Big Davy and his immortal sea-to-shining-sea lovecave Cumlypso.
You have to blow it before you put it in.
if thats a copy pasta then a) what the actual fuck b) what a poor guy
and if its actually real while its probably not you need to cut the strings IMMIDEATLY.
Then I accidentally hedge-clippers
its okay though because I got it plasticised
"Which one of you little ass niggas wants a greasy balloon?"
its a cock-topus
You're too young for mommy and daddy things, Carlos.