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This kid is a hero. "Teen May Get 2 Years For Pic Of Fake

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This kid is a hero. "Teen May Get 2 Years For Pic Of Fake Oral Sex With Jesus"
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>>568404720
>[citation need]
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>>568404720
>This kid is an edgy douche.
Fixed
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>>568404850
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/11/oral-sex-jesus-statue-photo_n_5805174.html
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>>568404882
Faggot jew lover
Edgy how ? Autists like you just love throwing that word around like cancer
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way to pick your battles faggot edgy teen
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If this is true you know what it reminds me of? When Muslims got their panties in a bunch over cartoon Mohammed and how Christians were appalled.
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>>568405140
He's rebelling against the perceived norm yo impress others. This makes him edgy.
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>>568404720
Not blurred
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>>568405285
*to
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>>568405338
Even better, didn't really look around much for the pic, just enough to verify it was a real story and all the pics that I saw were blurred.
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>>568405285
*to
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>>568405285
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OP is a faggot.
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>>568404961


>>Will this boy get punished for coming to Jesus?

HAHAHHA
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>>568405682
OP is bi, get your facts right.
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>>568405624
see
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>>568405636
Great rebuttal.
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Sorry but as an American, what that man is doing is a sin and a crime. 80% of all religion in USA is Christianity, our nation was founded on Christianity, and only Christians can become president. He is disrespecting our Lord and Savior and he should goto jail for much longer. That is worse than burning our flag. Also anyone who is not Christian will goto hell and burn for eternity, that is a solid fact.
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>being disrespectful for the sake of being disrespectful

Edgy. I'm agnostic but I'd never publicly disgrace a fucking statue.
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>>568405782
*rebutal
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>>568404720
he should do it to the muslim god
they will slaughter his whole family
will kek at that
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>>568405857
kek
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>>568406028
http://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/rebuttal
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kid is betafag. they should give him two years just for being a faggot.
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>>568405285
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/11/oral-sex-jesus-statue-photo_n_5805174.html
No, it doesn't you newfag.
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>>568404720
>2 years prison for taking funny picture
>muh freedumb
Can this kek get any more top?
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>>568405857
STFO & look at the flowers
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>>568406325
kek
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>>568405285
*to
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>>568406075
I don't really care what god or deity he does it too, they're all equally stupid and unbelievable.
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>>568405857
oh boy, here we go...
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>>568406275
Yes, it does. And why did you repost the article?
It doesn't help your case.
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Can we be social justice warriors now? Jesus IS the patriarchy!
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>>568405857
Im glad your so sure that only christians specifically will go to heaven.
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>>568404720
Kid is a piece of shit.
Disrespect for no reason cept to be disrespectful I hope he gets stabbed in prison.
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>>568404720
is this real? i saw the huffington post thing. but, this just can't be real. how does a court even take this case seriously? 2 fucking years?
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>>568406760
Google the quote in my original post. You'll find heaps more articles.
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>>568405857
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>>568404720
>isn't there like, a prohibition against idols or some shit?
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Nothing a good hiding can't fix.
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>>568405857
COINTELPRO detected.
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Wow some of you ignorant cunts are justifying 2 years for taking a pic with a statue in a lewd way.

And you call yourselves free.
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>>568406760
POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE POLICE STATE
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>>568407043
Land of the free but once home to the slaves.
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>>568405857
jesus died for all our sins therefore there will be furries in heaven
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I seen a statue near by where jesus is slightly bending down, maybe I'll go take a picture of myself ass fucking jesus.
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>>568405857
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>>568407043
I CHARGE SIR, NOT FREE
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>>568407223
Doo ett fag. Make this shit a trend.
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>>568406886
You know that site that you petition stuff? can we make one for him to NOT be charged?
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>>568404720
He's not getting the 2 years, he's taking the sex offender option and getting 9 months parole.

Watch list for life though, I would of just taken the 2 years.
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>>568407515
There was a petition to get Obama to build a death star. Yes, we can make a petition to stop him from being charged. Someone else is going to have to do it though as I just don't have the energy.
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>>568405285
he might have just thought it was funny
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>>568407543
is that true? we should write the judge who signed off on that an email and call him a huge fucking ffaggot. I hate people getting their lives ruined so easilly. by doing stuff that any of us would do
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>>568407543
How the fuck do you get put on a sex offender list for this? Kid is still a retard. Should just take the two years. He's obviously not doing anything productive with his life anyway.
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>>568407910
Edgy people find edgy things funny.
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>>568406582

that line of thought is just sloppy enough to actually be real
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>>568407784
yeah. I wouldnt wanna use my name anyway. man fuck Obamy. Im ready to go back to europe or asia
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>>568404720
your fedora is showing
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>>568408005
Because it's classified as a "Lewd sexual act" and he's under the age of 18.
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>>568404720

That's pretty damn funny. Hope this kid doesn't get any penalty, that's ridiculous.
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It's stupid the amount of people placed on offender registries for no good reason. This fool, sexting teens, the lack of flexibility is ridiculous.
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kid is an edgy faggot who deserves to get mouth raped in prison by a fat mexican
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I think I made religionfags angry. This is a good day for me.
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Wow this kid is fucked.
Hes on the list now.

Honestly while he deserves a spanking this shit is ridiculous.
Why cant the judge just spank kids like him?

Back in my day thats how it was done.
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>>568406028

You're ugly and underage
Fuck
moley moley moley mole (that's you [mole])
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>>568408741
you didn't make anyone angry. I'm christian. and its horse shit this kid who is 14 has to deal with such shit for taking a picture.
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>>568408973
Because we've been conditioned to believe that violence doesn't solve problems.
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>>568404882
>>568408361
i don tthink hes doing it to be eggy, i think hes doing it cuz its fucking funny. Although if i saw it i wouldnt laugh much, wat makes him an hero is the fact that he might get time for it. Albeit i think thats far fetched and op might have gotten it from the onion or someshit

Captcha : Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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>>568408973
I agree. There would be fewer problems if misbehaving kids were spanked and we didn't have this huge detour from offence to punishment just to appease the softies.
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>>568409120
I think I made some of them angry
>>568408604
>>568406665
>>568405857
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no1 curr
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>>568404720
>This kid is a hero
You are really fucking pathetic. Are you excited to start high school next year?

>>568404961
>huff post
into the trash
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>>568409664
i guess you did
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>>568409234
>Captcha : Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

doubt.jpg
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>>568406167
I bet you have never had a friend in your life, have you?
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>>568410014
>>568410238
Lol, you're hilarious. Someone insults your religion and you get your panties in a knot. Guess what buddy, there are lots of fucking religions out there and the members of those religions all think their religion is just as valid as yours. They probably even say their religion is the one true religion and yours isn't. Their claims are just as valid as yours fuckwit, no one can provide proof and until you can, shut the fuck up and stop bitching about shit no one cares about.
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>>568404720
>dat 'murrican freedumz
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>>568410238
>>568410014
OH SHIT SON!! GET REKT!!
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>>568410238
>>568410014
Am i the only one looking at the IDs?
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>>568411623
Shit never mind, guess i'm retarded.
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>>568411623
Nah, I did too. If they weren't the same person I would have typed two messaged.
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>>568405285
no, that just makes him a teenager
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>>568405285
Or it's just funny, we used to do this kind of shit all the time before social media, you just didn't get caught, and people weren't so fucking pussy sensitive.
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he looks like a douchebag. I wouldn't wish 2 years on the little fuckhead but it would certainly straighten him up
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Anyone who thinks Jesus is real is a retarded cunt
The judge is also one
Sorry about your freedom America. Nobody will fight for it anymore
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>>568408187
remember times when people didn't call eachothers edgy on /b/ for posting funny things?
yea, you don't...
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>>568405285
*to
Moralfag piece of ass, you are. Get fucked, christfag.
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>>568412630
Anyone who thinks the historic Jesus is an invention is even more stupid than someone who believes in his divinity.
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We need to make this kid a hero for rustling jimmies everywhere some kind of faggot fb movement. For support we get people teabagging christ around the country
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