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What is this sick filth, what am I watching right now? chaturbate

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What is this sick filth, what am I watching right now?

chaturbate /kosplay_keri/
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Dude you missed the show with Mcdonald and the cat Ronald feeding a cat bacon and spanking it....
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honestly wtf is going on. someone start recording dis shit.
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Do you believe in magic?
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>>568187504
Clearly I missed out.

They are now having a bicycle race for the burger which may or may not be eaten out of ronalds ass. Only time will tell
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The fuck am I watching
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Well so he rubbed the bag on his cock and the Hamburgler fell for it.
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someone needs to record this shit
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>>568187092
Oh my
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BED TIME BURGER
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ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR BEDTIME BURGER /b/?
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Ketchup dick
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Ketchup has been applied to dick. I repeat, ketchup has been applied.
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wut
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>>568187092
You found some serious gold
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get in here /b/
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The gloves are coming off and the wheel of fortune is active.
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Lol fucking bump
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fucking bump the bump outta this fucking
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This is the kind of meat we need on our burgers.
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DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE "FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME" AS HE OPENED AND CLOSED HER ASS CHEEKS AND VAGINA
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Jesus fucking christ
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These guys are awesome. I love it when they roleplay Joker and Harley
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DO YOU SEE IT BREATHING?
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tfw eating a burger from McDonalds right now...
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I still can't believe this is happening
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the dude is literally flopping his dick around to the snoopy theme song
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look at the chat XD
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EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK IN HERE THIS IS FUCKING GOLD!!
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One of you fuckers best make a gif of this.
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someone please, for the love of moot, record this!!!
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This is the only thing worse than real McDonalds food
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i like how they drink of a weird ass container
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is she saying 'Gobble gobble gobble''?
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wtf the literal fuck
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sorry im just using shitty gifcam
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GANGNAM STYLE ALERT
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This can never be unseen.
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This needs to be a WEBM

>Gangnam Style
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after billions and billions of years in the universe, this happened
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I'm dying of laughter right now
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lol he turned to her and said "you better get out of here before you get hurt".
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And they say fun/insane stuff is only in the darknet/deepweb...
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Just look at this shit from the chat

>inb4 MADE FOR ANTS
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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This is what the internet was made for.
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Holy shit
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this is quality entertainment
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11/10 fuckin kek'd
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yes....yes
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He's filling her pussy with brita pitcher water, okay thats a first for me
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Bravo! Slow clap.
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ANNNND SHOOT!!
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HES POURING WATER INTO HER VAGOO
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SHOOTING WATER OUT OF VAGINA WHILE HOT BLOODED PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND
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>>568194017
>weird ass container

It's a filter pitcher, probably Brita, it uses a charcoal filter to clean up tap water.
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>>568195005
I've been on the net since dial up was thing. This is new to me.
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They did a fucking Resident Evil one and made a hole in the goddamn wall.
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OH my god I can't describe it
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She's honking with her snatch.

OMGWTFBBQ
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS MAKING NOISE
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>>568195216
thank you kind anon
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I need to piss but I can't tear my eyes away from the screen!
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>>568195495
MY SIDES
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>>568195128
why the fuck is it filter?
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Lubing her up with lard so much win
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Is she barking or saying rabble or what.

I dont have... I cant.

Where do...

Fuck.

I can't even.
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>>568195783
Shes a baby, can't you see?
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>>568195524
Anytime, I have a similar model at home, a few friends do as well.

We don't do weird-ass porn with it, but the water in our city is prety hard, as in limescaly, and although the filtering stations are prety good, a bit of extra filtering for occasional impurities and deposits from the tap can't hurt.

The pitcher itself isn't very expensive, but after a while they make much more from the replaceable filters.

I mostly use mine to filter tapwater for my cooking, also for the kettle and coffee machine.
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I hope somebody is recording this shit
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Do you know how hard it is to freak out 4chan?

Achievement Unlocked!
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>>568195783
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This is the least enthusiastic, less arousing blowjob I ever saw, counting throat rape from super-hardcore porn that I despise.
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best blowjob ever
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>>568196416
that .gif, i'm in tears
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wow
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>>568196416
That fucking nod from him.

hahahaha
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Worst erection I've ever had
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this is so weird that nobody is even commenting
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This is so fucked up that i cant stop watching...
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This is so insane...

Yet it reminds me of the puppet fucker cam-hooker who co-authored an article on cracked.com
I can find this article if any anon wanna read it.
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>>568196621
everyone is too weirded out to comment

literally no words
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Give this man an Oscar for staying in character the entire goddamn time.
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"do you want sauce with that shake?"
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>>568196826
Me....
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Nothing but "gobble gobbles" from her the whole time. What is her cum noise?
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>>568196926
She's doing well.

Her noises have got a bit out of character tho.
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>>568196826
Found it

http://www.cracked.com/article_21171_5-adventures-i-had-as-cam-girl-with-niche-in-sex-puppets.html
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN6CnwZPaAk
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Do you believe in magic /b/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hc7gVmoMoA
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these people probably were in the supermarket among us today..
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>>568187092

ronald the mac donald is actually a nutter crime syndicate boss

he's pure evil incarnate

who raped his sister wendy

in the womb

and ran tim horton off the road

ronald is a bad, bad boy
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what the flying fuck is this?! the music.... the sounds... everything .....
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It's 2AM. I don't want to sleep because of this nightmare fuel and yet I cannot stop watching.
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>>568197641
Same here, dear Btirfag, except it's 3AM...
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>>568197343
a true /b/rother
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She has a nice ass though
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I dont like it when he moans..
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>Snoopy dance
>mfw

Also wtf is with this *rabble rabble* it's seriously grating...
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>>568194665
that's not even fun for anyone wtf how is that erotic

i'm into opening girls asses up with spectulums and pissing in them. this is weird for even me
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I get a feeling that this woman is retarded.
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>>568198180
I studied psychology and philosophy for the past year, I find this fascinating because of the raw insanity blooming from this.

It disproves so many things at once, and proves so many others, it's beautiful in a sense.
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>>568197343
oh my god that's so fucked up lol he pulls the bitch out of the way
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someone record the facial
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Truly, there is no better way to commemorate 9/11
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>>568198316
Makes sense to me (sadly it makes a lot of sense).

If not she's just playing one as her gimmick (refer to the cracked article I posted).
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Is she fighting back vomiting?
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Maybe ISIS was right after all.
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>>568198829
Looks like it. Special sauce must be off.
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On a damn Mc Donald's bag.....Happy 9/11 folks!!
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hahah he just wiped his knob in a maccie d's bag.
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And that is the sound of my childhood dying...
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>>568198958
Rancid maybe, yeah.

Why does this Snoopy Dance remind me of Tricky the Clown?
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SOMEONE GIF THIS RIGHT NOW
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>>568199230
Never see Charlie Brown helicopter his cock before?
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>>568199230
You poor child. Mine died about 5 years ago.
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>>568199354
I feel bad for Shultz though...
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>>568199412
maybe he's one of those guys whose cum tastes like battery acid.
luckily mine's pretty sweet so chicks love it.
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>>568199412
the filename
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>>568199412
trying not to vomit
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Welp thats it for tonights folks.

Next show appears to be Batman.
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This fucking clown is still hard as a rock
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>>568199861
He got the McPedo vibe right, repeating "our little secret" over and over...
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I'm waiting for this furry fucker to waltz on in with a bag of 90's toys and demo boy band CD's. Then I would be impressed.
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>>568199861

Next Thursday confirmed. I'll be sure to tune in for more fuckery.
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that was brilliant
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>>568200087
Thought he said Sunday?
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He should bring in special guest bloomingorlando and fuck her as mike wasowski
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I think I need to rethink my life..
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fucking 10/10

a 9/11 to remember

NEVER FORGET
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Wow that is a nice stream
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Now I have something I wouldn't want anyone to see on my HDD.
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what the fuck
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>>568200087
Can we confirm the date/time for the Batman one? Ben Affleck will have some serious competition.
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>>568200184
Was it? Well shit they have a website and FB fan page so check there.
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My favourite part is how she's a camwhore who can't take a load to the face.
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>>568200782
Yeah that's pretty dumb.
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I've lost all faith in humanity.
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These kind of people must live in the country and have shit jobs.
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>>568200782
my favorite part was when she was making noises with her vagina.
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>>568201593
*honk honk*
*rabble rabble*
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>>568201424
I must say working at the corner gas station is a noble profession. Those 20hr old hot dogs don't cook themselves!

>>568201593
That too
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>>568201424
>>568201782

To me there certainly is something desperate about finding a niche on a camwhoring site.
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