new loli thread ?
You want to swap places with her, don't lie to yourself.
Found it! You're my hero for the day, Anon; thank you very much. For anyone interested here it is:
Dude's an amazing artist.
I've got more cute lolis if people want them.
Look at her face, she likes it!
want some gif ?
Only if they're some that aren't posted all the time
I never get to post this, which is odd, considering where I am.
Youtube video relevant
I'm not sure if everyone's fapping or if the tastes differ too much for anyone here to comment on any other pics.
Yesterday the loli threads where bursting with conversation.
I can't speak for anybody else but I, for one, am fapping at such an intense beat that my dick can no longer be considered mere diamonds, rather it is something beyond that level.
I saw two squirrels today!
Once while I was hill hiking and once when I was driving!
How often do you come per thread if you fap that much?
I usually don't fap untill I finish viewing the threads, all the stored up loli looking works for a really good orgasm at the end.
why so dark?
Squirrels are adorable, I saw one when I was in the USA 2 weeks ago for vacation, it looked the same as german squirrels.
that's not going to fit
Ah, to be young again.
No one talks because it attracts rl pedos to start talking about 3d. The normal ones connect on steam. Nowadays, any attemp at discussion turns into loli vs toddler fights. The less comments, the better.
A loli can't beat a toddler in a fight, anyway. They're too short for her to deal with and have more mass.
Haha good one, of course it will fit
the hordes of loliguzzlers come at certain time intervals.
I wouldn't be into it but I wonder why no one posts nigger-loli. Or if it even exists.
Usually only once at the end. I fap for hours every time I fap.
The one I saw while I was in the hills made a stringe "hiiiii" sound when I passed under the tree he was on. I don't think he appreciated me being there very much.
It was cute, but I didn't like scaring it. Do they attack if they get scared enough?
never once seen these discussions you're being ridiculous.
plenty of loli threads have great conversations but sometimes people just wanna fap
>A loli can't beat a toddler in a fight, anyway. They're too short for her to deal with and have more mass.
I'm not even going to comment in any way to that, the whole sentence is idiotic.
So you edge? I try it sometimes but after 2-5 times the urge to come gets too strong.
I don't think squirrels will attack humans that easily, maybe if you threaten their youngs
>The normal ones connect on steam.
They do what now? Am I abnormal?
There's a place I visited in Northeast Ohio, had a park where a number of albino squirrels just happen to live. It was awesome.
>joining a steam group that only talks about porn
I don't think that sounds very normal
do Brown lolis count?
I don't collect them
No, I've desensitized my dick to the point where it takes hours to cum. It also goes flaccid if I don't touch it in a couple minutes.
That is adorable
Brown lolis are very good lolis
Sounds horrible for fapping but might be good for sex
Now will you look at this cute little guy
Me neither, kinda. It also is a way to be identified, which I'm very much not interested in.
That's nice of you to call in the mods to enjoy the loli thread with us
fapping while waiting for posts gets tedious.
looking at them all while diamonds then fapping after is the best. gets you in the mood
Mods love loli threads, they often delete all the "anonymous is legion" pics to free up the image cap for more lolis
also this usually applies with any porn thread for me
Did you try anal stimulation?
After some ass play I often can get an orgasm in mere seconds even if I didn't touch my dick at all before
I'd be angry if I were a mod on this board and missed a loli thread.
Yeah, I saw that yesterday; very nice of them
never tried it even once. does this really work? anyone else confirm?
If I had desire to have sex, maybe... I'd like to have sex with little girls but of course I'm not going to do that so I'm going to stay a virgin for life, with a super dick. Hhaha.
Do you use anything? I used to use a prostate massager. It was amazing
You definetly need to try it, it can be a lot of work to clean your ass beforehand sometimes, but I had a few orgsams with anal play where normal orgasms stand no chance of coming close
Suddenly, masturbation thread.
I have other dildos, plugs and vibrators, I evne used to have 2 dragon dildos.
I never had an anal or prostate orgasm but I ordered a prostate massager, it's coming on tuesday!
I just clean my fingers afterwards...
probably depends on the state of your shit but still, sounds disgusting as fuck, espacially if you move them in and out for further stimulation
You will definitely enjoy. Best orgasm ever; trust me on that. And I have used a few toys
I'm sorry for ruining this loli but as you can see, brown lolis just wont work.
well, i get off here, g'bye
I've sexed 5 girls, came in all of them. Honestly nothing quite compares to real gina but the youngest I've had is 15, can't really go around sexing lolis now can we?
nothing's really more satisfying than pumping your cum inside a tight, pulsating gina while she's twitching uncontrollably
>I'd like to have sex with little girls
Wouldn't we all
23, still a virgin, probably going to stay one for a long time.
I sometimes think of getting a prostitute, its legal here in germany but still....it just doesn't sound like its worth paying for it, driving there, having a little fuck and driving home again, might as well just fap
>captcha : 420
>Its a message sent by the god
I have a naturally pretty much entirely hairless ass though so maybe it wouldn't work if you have a lot of hair there... I only get a tiny little brown smudge on my fingers, if even that, maybe there's some odd thing about my ass.
I dunno everyone had distant different tastes
you're ruining it stop that
well it depends on the stuff you eat, if i put my fingers in my ass without an enema...good loord shit everywhere
urine just doesn't do it for me
>You only have one dick
But I also got two hands, two feet and a tongue.
I eat a lot of rice and cheese, that's almost all I eat...
dude don't say that. the "oh well why bother" attitude will get you no where.
clean shave, good shower and a decent hair cut. go to a bar or even a coffee/reading shop and just hang out for a bit.
Women are pretty easy, she may not be a 10/10 loli but its better than giving up.
When's the last time you went out? I can't live with another anon not experiencing it at least once
Wut. That isn't the pic I posted... AND I CAN'T EVEN POST IT BECAUSE IT'S SUPpOSEDLY THAT.
why's it say no image? what'd I miss??
>When's the last time you went out?
To like a club or something? I only was there once in my whole life.
I'm pretty introverted and have no personality that I'd think would appeal to woman.
Also I'm not thinking about it that much because I gotta get a fulltime job first, I'm stuck in my part time job for a few years now and don't see a way out.
Just delete the picture and re-post it.
Sorry i pick image at random in previous saved bread.
Can confirm, my dick usually goes soft while masturbating without assplay.
Add a prostate massager or something similar and I can come in seconds
It's at least worth a shot, try a bunch of lube and a finger to start.
I also forgot to mention that I'm a bit overweight (~100 kilo) and have a small dick
Don't worry about it. Love lolis and nothing else really matters.
It is always hardest to not see a way out after awhile; but there is a way out. And you will find somebody because there is always someone out there for everybody. I had a friend like you and things are looking good for him.
I wish I could make money just by loving lolis, it would be a great life
Are you me? Minus the weight part, I'm not overweight but feel like I am... It's annoying when people tell me I'm too skinny and I'm like "no I'm a fucking fat pig", hahaha if guys could have anorexia I'd probably have it.
Guys can get it you know?
It's just not that common.
I liked drawing as a kid but I'm horrible at it, and it would take me years to get good at it, that'd be a hobby once I got my life under control
You could draw loli. I know it's hard to make money with art, I've tried to myself and failed, but I know a friend who is successful because he started small by drawing a little sometimes and now he's famous and rich and makes a living by drawing loli manga. (I won't say his name but you might have heard of him.)
I surf 4chan a lot at work, thus I get paid to love lolis.
> if guys could have anorexia
Yeah, if only psychic diseases where genderspecific.
Mostly loli manga*
He does commissions too, digital painting and that type of things. I don't know which one he makes more money from though.
I agree. I wish working with kids also paid well. I worked as a daycamp councilor. It was amazing but paid shit. Too bad too, because I really loved that job.
He's western? And he makes a living drawing lolis?
I regret not starting when i was a child.
I actually even have a pen thingy for the PC, I got it for OSU and its good, but I don't really have the creativity needed to come up with anything
I also have a lot of freetime at work, I read a whole book every 3-5 work days
Working with kids also pays really bad here in germany and it's way too hard to get the degree for it (sorry dont really know the english word)
I could never work with kids... Real kids annoy me a lot, high schoolers are sometimes ok but any younger than that make me want to hit myself in the head.
I guess your career or income is more important than chasing girls but don't let life pass you by without it.
Almost every girl I've been with has in some way forced or obviously initiated it.
I can lack confidence too but I've learned women love the dick just as much as we want the gina.
Contrary to the belief, there are women who will approach you first
and being a little over weight doesn't mean shit, its about hygiene. look like you take care of yourself and women will show interest.
Not a talker? You'd be surprised how many girls like to just drone on about themselves. If you're in a conversation, I always mention a little about myself then ask her a similar question. They always go on and on, and I just listen and try to relate once in a while.
Like a game of tennis but they do most of the work.
by the end of the night they feel like you're "connected" and all you did is let her ramble
that's how women in America are anyway
>I don't really have the creativity needed to come up with anything
Nice defeatism you got there, why are you giving up before you even try? If you work hard enough you can become the best loli artists in the universe, the only thing standing in your way is yourself.
Degree is the correct word and it universally sucks everywhere.
The kids I worked with were amazing. They were all from 5 - 12, mostly right in the middle. It was great working with them and I would do it again
This "America" sounds like a strange country.
Same here, real kids are such a plague, that's already 1 thing that protects them from us.
No I tried being creative from time to time, I tried writing a book, I tried working with photoshop, I even had a youtube series about Metroid when I was younger, it's still out there and It's terrible and only a handfull of people watched it (I still loved creating it even though its shit)
I just was there for 2 weeks for vacation, it's really strange compared to germany, they drink DESTILLED water, the hell? And don't let me start about their driving rules....
Maybe he's tried before?
No, he's Japanese. He doesn't live in Japan though and hasn't since he was 2. He has some sort of contact person who handles his things there, by impersonating him in some way pretty much. I'm not too sure of the exact process but he's a bit secret about his life anyway, if I hadn't known him since we were kids I probably wouldn't know anything about him.
I could probably never go to america, I would freak out at the first person talking to me in a public place.
I'm trying to think of someone like that, but I can't do it. Unless it's that guy that draws Sinfest, but I hope not.
Or maybe Sexy Losers.
Loli Import / Export Corporation
Just read it aloud
They're actually german so don't expect too much, since you won't understand the story I'll link you to one of the later ones...
Noone ever talked to me unless I was in a restaraunt, just one guy in a mall trying to sell massages, I was creepd when he came from behind and just started massaging my shoulders
You don't give up after trying a few times. Success in something isn't a straight path, in fact, you're going to fail more often than you succeed, the real successful people just never gave up
>I could probably never go to america, I would freak out at the first person talking to me in a public place.
Why is that? Come meet me anon
>I was creepd when he came from behind and just started massaging my shoulders
That sounds like the worst way of selling anything. Maybe he just wanted to touch you.
Nah. He isn't *that* famous but he's still pretty well known hah.
It does sound great.
Then he'd be a gay massage selling nigger with strange tastes
This face is so cute for some reason.
At some point, you have to give up, or else you're just wasting time.
I'm not a fun guy, you don't want to meet me.
Is he on sadpanda?
She doesn't look too bothered by the tentacles, like this happens from time to time
Doesn't sound that weird, actually.
I don't even know what sadpanda is so I have no idea. Should I be concerned?
I was really into that when I was younger, I often made multiple videos a day, but I never got into real animation and lets face it, with this kind of videos there's no future.
>doesn't know sadpanda
How is this even possible?
Of course it is. Trying to master balancing on your nose without the use of hands is a waste of time. Trying to fly by just flapping your hands is a waste of time. Trying to shit into your own mouth is a waste of time.
Some things are just impossible.
Image Limit soon, you guys up for another thread?
Not sure if I am, might have to finish fapping and get to doing something useful...
Yes, you're missing out on tons of lolis.
I'm pretty sure there are people capable of shitting their own mouth, think of those really flexible women
yes come meet us anon..
we'll show you all the best hamburgers in town
I just remembered Tubgirl, actually.
If you're supposed to work so you can feed and house yourself, then it's a tremendous waste of time.
Damn, now I'm hungry.
Brazil sounds like a horrible place for me who likes to go to bed at 10 in the evening.
If I spend all day flapping my hands at work instead of working then I'm pretty sure my boss would fire me.
"Hey Boss Anon just sits at his computer flapping his arms all day"
"Yea sure he does, doesn't sound made up at all, now leave me alone I got work to do"
You do go home, yes? You're not at work every second of your waking life? You can flap your hands at home, and if it makes you happy then who gives a fuck what your boss thinks?
Do the mods fuck shit up if people say anything about 3d or only if it gets posted? If it's only when it gets posted then people should say things to scare of normalfags.