>”and get me a drink!” she orders while relaxing with her eyes shut as I dry myself, “something with ice” >she is getting on my nerves now, I don’t mind the dominance thing but I don’t like being made to feel like I owe her things because she let me fuck her or blew me… that’s not the sort of even term friendship that I was enjoying and I hope for both our sakes she is just teasing >”come back here faggot” button calls to me just as I walk out >”what now…” I turn and look at her dryly, she is pushing things now >button moves over to the edge of the bathtub and fingers at me to come over with smug smile on her face >I move over to her, not even trying to hide the frustration growing on my face >as I reach her she pushes herself up to match my head height and moves in towards me, “thankyou” she says softly and ernastly before kissing me deeply but slowly and with passion >’am I really that much of an open book?’ I think to myself as any feelings of frustration melt away into nothing as button thanks me for everything that just happened >she pulls away and looks at me with a cute smile, “now go make dinner…” she begins before adopting a sort of teasing baby voice “and don’t wook so butthurt about it” >I can’t help but smile at her… >I grab her on either side of her head and bring my face close to hers, “I’m going to fuck the shit out of you tomorrow” >button just looks at me and bites her lip, “that’s more like it… faggot” >that’s the thing with button, if I don’t fight back at her every once in a while then she will just start to steamroll right over me, she has always been like, from day one >she knows when she is getting on my nerves but she will keep on poking and prodding until I turn around and start fighting back
>I’ve always been a bit of a push over with people, because of the whole hating conflict and stuff, but ever since I met button I have started becoming a much more confident and stronger person, I don’t let people walk over me anywhere near as much >I wonder if she does it deliberately? Or just finds it fun to see me snap? I’ll have to ask her… >I feel completely re-invigorated and refreshed after that as I put some comfortable pants on and get to work on dinner >scotch fillet with whole button mushrooms and gravy, mash potato and prosciutto wrapped grilled asparagus… how could button not be fucking impressed >also a perfect way to end what has turned out to be a fantastic day >once the potatoes are in I fix button a drink, I don’t have a huge collection of spirits handy, especially not girly ones, maybe a bit leftover Malibu from slut 3 and a bottle of Absolut vodka >I like to keep things simple, rum or whisky, on the rocks >I have raspberry Fanta in the fridge, so I make button a simple raspberry vodka with a bit of ice and bring it in for her >she smiles as I walk in holding her drink, “I was kidding about the drink faggot… I was just pushing your buttons” >”yeah I know… but you did swallow my whole load this time” >she has a sip and notices the vodka, “trying to get me drunk now huh?” >”why would I do that?” I protest innocently as I head back to the kitchen >”because my pussy is sore and now you want a ‘stab’ at my ass perhaps?” button calls to me as I walk out to the kitchen thatsnotafuckingbadidea.gif
>gunna have to remember that another night perhaps… I wonder what button is like drunk? >eventually button hops out of the tub and starts to get dry, I’m mashing the potatoes while I let the steaks rest
*protip: always let cook your meat a little under what you prefer and let it rest before serving
>its about 7:30ish by this point and in case you haven’t figured already, its still Christmas holidays so I literally have nothing to do during the days >“what do you want to do for the rest of the night?, movie or games” I ask button as she walks out of the bathroom butt naked and fetches the shirt I pulled off her earlier by the couch >she drags the dooner off the bed and sits it on the edge of the couch in preparation, it makes me feel oddly comfortable watching her do it, like its becoming our little nightly thing >”what about the Wii?” button exclaims suddenly >forgot I even had the thing, I never have enough people over to really use it for what it does best, entertain groups of people >Wii could actually be a shitton of fun with button come to think of it, something we have never had a chance to do together either >”sounds like a plan!” I reply as I put everything onto the plates, being careful to make it look as professional as possible >”also, could you make me another drink?” she asks >maybe I will see her drunk tonight?
>>565598256 same here. was planning to go train for a bike challenge today but I guess I'll just stay here until this is done. in 6 years of lurking this is one of the best stories I've ever read on /b/
>I poor myself a rum and ice while I’m at it >it’s the good stuff, ‘The Kraken Black Spiced Rum’ >button comes over to help me take everything back to the lounge >I know button is a steak girl, so I’m hoping she is impressed >she sees the plated meal and gives me a wide eyed grin, grabs one of the plates along with her second raspberry vodka for the night and then goes back over to the lounge >”thankyou! or ‘this looks amazing’ would’ve been fine” I call out, though it doesn’t really bother me, she isn’t the sort of person to go handing out praise… ever >”can you bring me a knife and fork faggot? I forgot” >at least she enjoys meat… >I bring a steak knife and fork to button, who Is sitting crossed legged on the lounge with a pillow propping up her plate >meal was fucking scrumptious, we both eat the plates clean, and it was a decent serving >turn the Wii on and we play resort for a few hours, in particular table tennis and the sword fighting games, button is on about her 4th raspberry vodka by now and is noticeably giggly and a lot more handsy with me >turns out she is a happy drunk thank god because angry drunk button would’ve been something like mrs Hulk >midway through her 5th she gets bored with the Wii and gets up on her knees on the couch, poking her bum out at me and pulling up her shirt to reveal her beautiful glistening snatch >”fuck me again!” she says with enthusiasm >shes a horny drunk… things are looking good for operation drunkbumsex in the future
>”you need to give that thing a rest… you know it will hurt” I tell her, wanting to be able to go full throttle at it again tomorrow when I’m nice and recharged >she turns around and sits on the couch pouting at me, its incredibly adorable, sober button would never do cute things like this all the time >suddenly button hops up and walks over to my computer >”whatchu up to?” I call out after her as I start playing 9 hole round of Wii golf >”browsing 4chan… bbbbro” she sounds like a complete fucking idiot… >”no showing your tits” I tease her… though I’m pretty serious… sorry guys but I’m not the sharing type >”what tits? Im a dude remember?” she laughs at her joke… which… wasn’t all that funny to be honest >at around hole 5, button sings out to me, “faggot… come here for a second” >I wander over, assuming she has found an interesting thread or something >instead she has found my /b/ folder… albeit I don’t really hide it, its just a folder called Stuff with sub folders catagorising basic things like reactions, webms, gifs, etc >I’m lazy when it comes to this so I have only ever bothered to catagorize a few select things that I find interesting, in particular, under my fap folder is a folder called tails… which is exactly that, girls with tail buttplugs >I’m not a weeabo by any means, but I have watched a decent amount >if I could pick one anime to sum up my tastes, it would be Mushishi
>anyway one of my favourite series is Spice and Wolf, I love the slow pace and idle banter between the two main characters >I can’t stand furry porn, but I have a thing for Horo, which, after few drinks, a particular late night /b/ thread involving tail buttplugs and a quick fap later… I developed a soft fetish for the things >justifying back story aside… so button is sitting on my computer chair with my tail folder open and a huge grin on her face as if she has caught me in the act of theft >I motion for her to sit up so I can sit down on the chair, button sits back down on my lap and continues to scroll through the pictures >”quite a lot of pictures in here anon…” she teases >”we all have our tastes” I offer in half defeated protest >preparing for incoming faggot storm >”it’s kinda hot…” button suddenly says >there is a small earthquake beneath button has my man meat begins to awaken with a primal rage >”where can you get them?” she continues >”place down the road has them, remember where I sent you when you first came here?” >button rams her elbow back into my ribs, but not to hard, “yeah I remember faggot” >”oofff” I wince >”did you seem them on display while you were browsing the butt plug section huh for an diameter upgrade?” she mocks >”sure… something like that” actually I was checking out how much a fleshlight costs… turns out about twice the price as just ordering them online… fucking Australia and its fucking over the top prices
>button hops up off my lap, turns around and then straddles me again, putting her hands on my chest like she usually does >”wanna go there tomorrow?” she asks me before slipping her hand down between her legs and gripping my rock hard toy soldier, “…I’ll take that as a yes” she decides before I can even answer >lolwasgunnasayyesanyway >although at this point I figure she is drunk and probably either won’t remember, or will have changed her mind in the morning >button lets out a yawn, and then puts her head and down on my shoulder >bedtime for button, alcohol is catching up with her, its about 11pm but we its been a fairly big day in terms of events >stand up and button wraps her legs around me as I carry her over to the bed, pull back the covers and ‘drop’ her onto the bed >she wriggles the shirt she has on off and then pulls the covers up over her while I go around to the other side >fuck yeah… boobies all night! >I follow suite and strip down starkers before jumping in, button immediately shuffles over to me and curls leg over me, hand on my chest before quickly falling asleep >I lay there for a while and think about the fact that I just took this beautiful girls virginity today… >feelsgoodman.jpeg Guys i hate to say it... but that is the end of what i have prepared in green text....
>>565599030 Thank you so much for the great story. I almost never lurk anymore so I probably will never catch whatever comes next but I'm so glad I've had the opportunity to read this. Thanks for making me believe in /b/ once again, had been a while since I got impressed here.
So, she goes to same Uni? We don't know what Uni or anything.
Is she part Jap? I once fucked a Japanese American who looked fairly similar to the girl in the OP. Girl was crazy, met her that night, got drunk, went to club, left club, back to mine, smoke weed, proceed to have best sex of my life. She even wanted a 3 some, shame the girl that introduced us, that I was also fucking was already asleep.
In my entire 5 years of lurking I have never posted a reply to anyone for any reason. I just want to say thank you anon. And please don't let these people down. We don't care if the rest is ready. Just post it anyway.
>>565599907 Yes please public Google Docs this!! Been lurking for all three threads since 7:59pm and its now 12:11 in australia and this is my first post, thank you so much for such a well written description of your relationship. really interesting insight.
>>565599639 I cant ruin things now before i write more and post that...
>>565599689 yeah... i was going to write out a full week and then i realised how much i had fucking written and decided i better see if people want more first
>>565599861 i cant greentext it that fast mate... it would not be ANYWHERE near as exciting to read... do you have any idea how fucking long i spent comming up with those lines and names for cock and stuff? I actually googled "names for a penis"
>>565599897 >>565599902 thankyou... there is more i promise! dont think of this as the end... lol its like 4 days and its been over 7 months since this happened
but the first few days of something are always the most fun
What these guys said You can find the screen caps there When OP has run out of steam (and it looks like he has) I will try to find somewhere I can upload all of them in order so people can get them all at once
>>565600716 let me emphasise something good friend, and i do mean this in a kind way! What i have written down as 'notes' is more of what you might call... a diary... but nohomo or anything
>I started keeping progress of what i did each day to help me with uni >continued the habit when story began at christmas >rememberd tashas brother story and decided this would need to be shared >planned to greentext it earlier in year >figured it was dumb idea >recent events made me change mind and i spent last week turning first few days of what i had written into greentext
Its a story... its based on truths... but it still a story... i didn't write down everything she ever said hahaha! how much is truth i will leave up to you guys to decide because nothing i could ever say would convince you otherwise
I have now caught up to this thread. Part 7 will begin at the start of this thread and hopefully be the last part before we get here.
Please OP, figure out some way you can continue to share this epic tale with us as you update it. I don't want to miss out on it because I wasn't lurking and I don't trust anyone else to cap it and post the pics because as we can see I have been the only one doing it all 3 threads
>>565601375 OH... sure man... ill set something up, i just give me a second to figure something out unless somebody can give me a quick link, ill have to make a fake account or something or im gunna get doxed through my fucking google account
>don't really want free tampons and shit in my mail
you would be surprised how unprepared i was for this
I've stopped reading the story since some time in thread 2, and have committed to saving to read later. In case I fail in my mission to catch every little bit of this, I will leave my burner email (because I'm not crazy enough to post my real one) [email protected]
Also, google doc, because many people will not catch the rest of the story if you don't. I've been up since 2 pm or something yesterday, and now 7:30 in the morning. My brain might just be like "lol, fuck you nigger" and do a force shutdown.
>>565601673 I know that Tasha's Brother and the guy who edited it for him posted that particular epic to Jumpshare as a PDF I think Maybe you can just upload PDFs one chapter at a time as you complete them?
>>565602389 have you guys ever noticed how if you are using the same wireless connection with two different pc's... say for example... a desktop and a surface pro... that when you post on 4chan you have the same ID? Fucking magnets hey...
>>565603429 Not really. If it's something like a Word-type document, and you try to type in the chat box, then your identity would be revealed. With these kinds of folders, however, that -doesn't- happen.
Part 7 now up on the imgur >That's right, we have a permanent archive for the screen caps now Sorry they aren't in order on the site, but they are labelled easily enough to know which comes when thestoryofbuttons.imgur.com
>>565605248 one other thing you guys might be interested in if you want a bit of something to get you to sleep... this song was playing when we did the sexytimes for first time... it makes me think of her whenever I hear it... I don't know how much help that is but its all I have to offer right now guys
>>565600378 I really, badly, wanna belive this OP. But some things don't add up. Primarily >Summer storm >January/took place 7 months ago I'm not a heaven fag. I really want to believe this is a real story. Please deliver OP. Pics or some other actual proof.
>>565606863 Once upon a time I used to lurk on 4chan every single day. Back when I was but a wee boy in highschool Back when real hackers lurked here. Back when Julian Assange used to lurk here. I remember when the content used to be constant and epic stories like this were applauded and we capped them for future enjoyment.
Now all these newfags come along and complain because "hurr durr it's too long to read" Lazy ass fucking kids these days
>OP is based god for providing us the greatest story since Tasha's Brother >You would not be worthy to lick his cum from Buttons tits
Here is link to the story so far (kudos to epic anon for compiling) thestoryofbuttons.imgur.com/
Yes we still together, Yes there is more story to come
Here is the google docs link where i will post updates, but i will most likely post it on 4chan first and then update https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BLUOPJPtnvMknzxjqj7jSCOQGJnBrrA24JrK7D9hmus/edit
I will also paste the raw story in at some point when i get a chance to fix it up a bt
Don't forget that straya is a shitload smaller than the US The number of times that someone has mentioned a name or shown me a picture of someone half way across this country and I have actually know who they are.... It's uncanny
Even if he posted a pic with no face some anon would recognize the fucking flower pattern on his blinds and the way it matches a particular stain on the couch and suddenly the whole game is up
This anon has the idea... I said it before... now matter how good she looks, she will never be as beautiful as what you imagine. That is the magic of a story. This is one of those cases where you choose NOT to take the pill down the rabbit hole
>>565611837 It doesn't take much... It really doesn't. There have been people busted because someone recognized that the cupboard was the same one from a picture on a different website. Some people telling stories get rekd because they let slip too many details of their area and someone lurking recognizes who it is based off of the story and info they glean.
They guys who wrote Tasha's Brother had to heavily edit some of his updates because they revealed where he lived to within a few miles, this also means there are a shitload less people to search for with his name
Anons are tenacious bastards, if you give them a tiny shred of info they will find out your mothers cats fucking maiden name
>>565612227 I've been away for a long time and currently hopped up on a lot of anti-depressants. I'm bouncing round from one thread to the next trying to stop my body from forcing shut down. Sorry if my forced energy spoilt your day
>>565612753 this doesn't feel like /b/ right now I'm going to call you a faggot and imply that your country of origin is inferior to mine. Then we can all start fighting over something fucking retarded while furfags and ponyfags spam stupid picutres all over the place
Backstory – This is the original intro I had typed out, like 3-4 pages alone… >ausfag >I have no siblings, pretty chilled out parents, dad is stay at home and cooks and cleans (like a faggot?) and my mum works in the upper tier of education (think uni and course structure) >grew up playing soccer and swim squad, made it to state level swimming a few times in school >couldn’t stand competitive sports, hated the feeling of losing >took up surfing and volunteer lifeguard >about 6ft, in shape, but don’t like rough sports like football and stuff… bit of a pussy In that sense >surfing and being lifeguard does fucking wonders for the chicks but, plenty of relationships, but none ever end well, I also don’t deal with breakups well >have a very relaxed and open approach to life, parents never fought even once so I don’t deal with conflict very well, pretty typical sort of surfy approach except minus the pot I guess >after come home from afternoon surf or whatever, play computer games all night >fucking love RPG’s and open world sort of games, dislike fast paced pvp and shooters but I did get kinda serious into halo2… about the most hardcore I have ever gotten into a shooter and only coz best mate played with me every night on XBL >left school one year early to pursue apprenticeship >living out of home since 17, about 8 hours from home town >upper tier trade, related to aircraft maintenance so even my apprentice wages are decent >majorly into WoW at this point
>>565613652 Because story was ment for mostly dudes, i decided to turn the eating parts into something more fun... no dude wants 40 lines of how his non exsistant clit was licked, so apologise to her in advance for turning the part she wouldve enjoyed the most into more of a joke...
>in a casual/semi hardcore oceanic raiding guild, small but tight knit bunch of blokes all 18+ >4 of them are fucking brothers, oldest one is about 27 and guild leader >seriously the craziest bunch of guys I have ever met, always cheerful and helpful and always up to no good >always seems like they are giving each other hard time, but I learn it’s just how they mess around and stuff >awesome guild plus these 4 bros makes apprenticeship phase of life bearable >two oldest bros are in navy, I contract to navy for job so they treat me like family
>one day new member joins, turns out to be 5th and youngest brother >4 bros are aged something like 20,21,24,27 young bro is like 14, must have been last ditch effort to have daughter yourmothermustbesodissapoint.jpg >oldest brother/gm informs guild that although he is well below the 18+ requirement, he has exception because family >nobody argues because although guildmasterbro is fucking champ, he can also be kinda scary serious >brothers all refer to youngbro as ‘button’, some family nickname but guild picks it up instantly >can tell olderbro’s care a lot about button, less dirty jokes when he is around, more role model sort of stuff
>button uses one of those annoying voice maskers, if you ever played halo 2 online you will know what I’m talking about >presume its to hide prepubescent voice >ask about it one time, get called a faggot and to drop it >can tell button is young, but growing up with 4 older brothers has made him a fucking badass >start to hang around with button a lot ingame, he turns out to be the most bro of all the bro’s despite age >complete no bullshit approach to life >will call anybody out on their shit without hesitation but in a way that makes you respect him >absolutely crazy in pvp, plays gnome warrior with pink hair and beard, will fend off hoards of enemies >I play resto druid and button always giving me shit about being a “dress wearing healing faggot “ >button tries to drag me into pvp, I hate pvp, get to flustered and always get killed pretty quick >button asks me how often I shave my pussy >14 yr old kid has bigger balls then I do, fml
>button says to just follow him around and heal him >spend next few weeks just pvping with button, most fun I have had killing other players since halo2 with highschool best bro >button just decimates everything and anything while I tag along throwing heals >don’t know how it happened but buttons nickname for me becomes faggot… bothers me at first but eventually start to understand buttons sense of humor and doesn’t bother me anymore >dontevengiveafuckthisissomuchfun.png
>button and I became best friends after that, for the next four years we practically do everything together >like I’m talking serious bromance shit minus the dick pics >learn button in rural town way up north >living alone down south coast for most of 4 years doing apprenticeship >13hr drive between, thought of visiting never even occurred, was purely an online sort of friendship, didn’t even have mobile number but we always on skype and shit >still used fucking voice masker, stupid fucking Logitech headset had it built in or something >whatever, would be weird if he didn’t use it now, was part of how I identified him >stayed up late watching movies together we would start them at the same time and sync them >talk about physics and universe and space stuff >I fucking hate my job and want to go to uni to study astronomy but feel like it would be a retarded career move >both of us were 4chan lurkers, but not fucking faggoty about it >helped button with school shit all the time >start to realise button lives behind a sort of emotional armor, anytime subject gets serious or to deep, or he is greatfull for help with assignment, etc just resorts to laughing and calling me a faggot >figure its because of growing up with 4 older bros, 2 of which are in military, they are all the tough guy footy sort of blokes. Deff not anti gay or anything but deff love their bitches
>>565614056 nah. I know her pretty well enough, that she might like it nonetheless: we often joke during sex without ever breaking the mood, even in power play settings. If button likes your story, she'll enjoy it, too.
>button helped me enjoy pvp type games more, no longer felt like whimpy faggot >we complimented each other well I guess. I was reserved, always liked the idea of playing a strong defence and enjoyed playing support roles. >button was a fucking crazy all or nothing sort of player, totally offensive and doesn’t afraid of anything >went through a few different game and mmorpgs but it was always the same sort of thing. >best memories were battlefield 2 >I would always pilot the chopper and button would gun >most fun I have ever had in a game to date >still kept in touch with the other olderbros and we would come together to play mmorpgs or some games but it was mostly just me and button now coz they starting to have families now >surfing and swimming left me with big arms and shoulders, I wasn’t as fit as I was back in highschool but still had in shape body, blonde hair, blue eyes and still confident, that combined with impressive job title being military contractor meant I did reasonably well with girls (not gunna lie, I’m no fucking stud or anything, prob more beta then alpha) >had a few major relationships during those years, got burnt a couple of times >button hated when I was dating because I would come online less, hated it more if I ever brought up my sex life, just called me a faggot and told me he didn’t want to know about how deep my girlfriend could get their fist up my arse… >all of them hated how much time I spent on the computer talking to my “nerdy little friends” and that was usually the reason why they left >I didn’t deal with breakups very well… always broke down into a mess >button would always cheer me up, he referred to my ex’s as slut 1, slut 2, etc >more tough love sort of shit then anything, get called a faggot exponentially more during those periods but it worked
>>565614738 yeah true, but this backstory adds SOOOO much more context to the actually story... i was dissapointed that i couldnt get it out. especially explains more about button a person and how our friendship was
>one time after breakup I got really drunk and confessed to button I really wanted to try anal but none of my ex’s ever let me >somuchmistake.xml >button wouldn’t stop laughing and calling me faggot for next hour, suggested next time I find cute boy instead of girl
>towards the end of those 4 years I quit my job and got accepted to a decent University doing a B of Science, combined major in astrophysics and astronomy >sounds way cooler then it is… basically just like any other science major but with more focus on calculus and physics, I’m no fucking genius or anything >nearly Christmas 2013, just finished my first year at uni, on break >I’m living alone in studio apartment very close to campus >trade certificate allows me to get decent paying part time work, living on a budget but comfortable, plus have decent amount of money saved up from job >button has just finished highschool and did pretty well >haven’t gamed together a whole lot in recent months due to HSC exams (Australia’s end of school exam thing) >receive email from button about week before Christmas
And thats where the email part starts. Let me know what you think
Yea, definitely needed it. If you post this before you introduce button at your door it's a far bigger 'wat' to the reader, and makes us more invested in the story because we want to know how it plays out.
>>565614395 I don't really come here to be mean to people, that what IRL is for. Some come here beacuse 'meanest place in the interwebs, stay out, only edgys allowed'. People like heaven should go back to cheating in Counter Strike. Leaves more space for good content.
>>565615392 agreed, but i tried to post this thread 3 times earlier in the day and people just wernt interested in it... thats why i cut it down to the small version and made my original post more of a question... rather then a "im going to tell you a story", i needed my brothers to WANT the story... not hang around to listen... b has a short attention span and this intro makes it seem like its going to be some sort of homoerotic story. Think about it from that perspective
>>565615983 yeh that was also why i cut it out, backstory dropped A LOT of hints... a little bit to much information to be safe, I don't give two fucks about me, its more button and her family that i have at interest, that's why I leave as much of that stuff out
OP makes me want to post my story too. Just broke up with my girl (things are looking hopeful for getting back together though).
This story is fucking A just for a "how to have sex" guide for all the virgins out there. You're pretty much on par with me in the bedroom OP, although probably better at going down/worse in terms of staying hard for as long as needed.
>>565616594 Yeah, cut fag has its advantages, and some disadvantages... what can ya do eh? I actually edited out some of the more imformative stuff as i posted because i felt it made me come cross as a bit of a fucking twat...
>>565616873 ofcourse i will continue!!! I just didnt expect you guys to enjoy it this much so i 'only' typed out about 45,000 words (93 pages) and decided to see how it went https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BLUOPJPtnvMknzxjqj7jSCOQGJnBrrA24JrK7D9hmus/edit
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