>You know what to do

>>565534419
all posts beyond this point are lies

there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish.

>>565534419

OP is a faggot

>>565534419
Shrek is gay

>>565534419
Im not jewish

>>565534419
dexter's last season was good

>>565534419
Nazis will seize control of the UK in 2018

>>565534693
Op is straight as fuck

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>>565534693

>>565534419
Shrek is pussy

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god isnt real

>>565534693

Well shit, 6 get makes op a faggot.

>>565534419
I hate my fucking girlfriend.

I fucked OP's mom

6 is a lie
3 is also a lie

>>565534939

reroll

I'm putting the lid back on pandoras box

>>565534419
Shrek has adamantium balls

yoloswag is the one true religion

4chan loves black people.

Superman has a 1in penis

>>565534419
Shrek fucked my dad

>>565534419
This is a fact and the post after this is a lie.

>>565535274
show me the truth about yoloswag

>>565534419

I'll eventually get out of this funk I'm in and meet someone new.

>>565534419
reddit is better than 4chan

>>565534419
There is nothing wrong with being jewish

6 is a lie. 3 is a truth.

>>565534419
People need government.

>>565535442
I NEED TO KNOW IF YOLOSWAG IS THE TRUE RELIGION

>>565534419
Shrek is my son

OP must an hero

OP is the father

This post ends in a 3.

this is a lie

>>565535619
YOLOSWAG YOUR SECRETS WILL BE REVEALED

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>>565535573
mfw

rubbing bone marrow on your dick will make it grow by 3 inches a month. This is due to the number of stem cells on bone marrow that are taken in by your penis and thereby enlarging it

>>565534419
i cum in OP's moms ass on a daily basis
OP's moms hates vaginal intercourse

Chris Hansen is actually Pedobear.

>>565535573

Hitler was doing the world a favor in gassing the jews

I am God

>>565534419
this is a lie

3 is a fact too

>>565535804
ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS IF YOLOSWAG IS THE TRUE RELIGION, IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK?

This post ends in 3.

Oceangrunge is the most patrician music genre ever.

God is real

>>565534419
the moon landing was fake, they faked it on mars

This statement is false

>>565536013
...wut

Islam is the only true religion

Shrek fucked his grandma so then he fucked his mother to born

Everyone here will be visited by three virgins over a 12 day period

>>565536003
wait, so does that mean it is not too much to ask, or that it is not the true religion>

im paranoid

>>565536013
Paradox!

>>565535880
this will only happen if the rubbing is done every night under the light of moonlight

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>>565536013

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>>565536013
WHAT THE FUCK

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

I've had sex with every single one of your mothers

everyone that posted on in this thread will die tomorrow.

there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish.

>>565536013
Oh shit you broke the internet

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>>565534419
I'm a meme.

There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is His prophet.

>>565536013
FUCK

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>>565536013

>>565536013
>arties.

>>565536306
true that

>>565536383
Thank you 3

>>565536202
yes

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>>565536396

Asian girls love me

OP was a failed abortion.

we should kill all americans

>>565536013
Great, now the world ends.

I am lying

>>565536396
Yes the day has come! Praise be Milhouse

>>565534419
I'm 100% straight heterosexual

>>565536396
It is the truth

The post below this one is not a spider.

bush did 9/11

Is moot son of Shrek and donkeys wild buttfuckery?

we should kill all jews

>>565536396

Not you're not faggot

I am Groot

Did OP steal the cookie from the cookie jar?

>>565536691
You're safe. For now

obama did 9/11

>>565536735

No, but I am moot

I have the largest penis out of everyone on 4chan.

The fire rises

This post ends in 6 and everyone here is a faggot.

>>565536735
We are Groot

>>565536902
Actually, I am moot

>>565536951
You are a faggot.

niggers ruin lives
and jews ruin society

I'm not a faggot.

I will get all Steam games for free.

>>565536413
My dick is bigger than OP's.

>>565536396
>>565536723
It's official. Can't stop it now.

>>565537136
Not hard to accomplish.

Shrek help US all

iam a racist milfhunter

>>565536964

fuck you, I'm the real moot

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John Hurt owns /b/ now.

Everyone in this thread will die within the next seven days.

>>565534419
she likes me

Anthony wynne actually likes me.

webm better than gif

Robbins williams is still alive. His death was a hoax by the Jews.

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milhouse did 9/11

I'm actually a celebrity.

>>565537283

actually that will be you..

>>565535013
Aw so cute.

I have nudes of my sister

Will Shrek decend from the skies to save us all?

>>565534419
pussy sucks.
gotta do better than that.
im good at rap.

>>565537283
liar. it's three days.

He will cheat on his gf with me

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Me and Suddame Hussein will achieve the ultimate climax by performing a triple-backflip docking session

The illuminati is real and I'm the head of it.

Atheists are faggots too lazy to use their brain

>>565537423
Liar, the Jews did 9/11!

Jesus is your lord and savor

Once him and his gf break up, he will fuck me.

>>565537793
Lol so wrong, it was shrek

>>565537793
I did 9/11

>>565537875
Shrek is our lord and saviour and ruller

>>565537793
No, it was the damn Krauts!

I have alittle penis

>>565537895
Sure it wasn't Moot?

ebola will break out in america in 2 months and almost everyone will die

He will date me. He likes me. He lusts after me.

>>565537785
God does not exist.

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hitler did nothing wrong

>>565534419

I win.

>>565538016
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

>>565538016
>>565538016
All hail Shrek

Anthony wynne wants to date me. He likes me. He has a crush on me.

>>565538103
No
That isn't possible

>>565538016
praise shrek

God isn't real.

I am white.

This post is a lie.

>>565538074
But Shrek does

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I fucked her right in the pussy

>>565538292

We are not real

>>565538243
>>565538016
WHAT?

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I know the secret formula.

This post will end in 6.

4chan is actually run by bears

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>>565538103

naked bananan is new 4chin maym and must be stickied on every board

>>565538016
shrek is love, shrek is life

I pee standing up.

im not faggot

She loves me

We don't actually exist.

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>>565534693

hitler did nothing wrong

>>565538493
Guess Shrek is deck then.

We can all agree on one thing, mill house is not a meme

This post is a lie.

>>565538227
>>565538103
moot fucked the servers dont worry hitler did nothing wrong

>>565534419
the world as we know it will end soon

>>565538423
nope
I can fly, you can fly!

I haven't lost the game

>>565538613
both times this has gotten a 3. just accept hitler was a faggot

>>565538392
I dont know but Shrek is our god, maybe he does not want that we build him a temple but to follow his words

>>565538613
>>565538103
Hitler's only mistake was a spelling error in Mein Kampf

>>565538763

You're a lying son of a bitch

>>565537283
>>565537592
these are untrue

>>565534419
Pokemon will be real within the next 10 years.

>>565535023
embarassing

>>565538392
obviously shrek is our lord but he doesnt want praise. he wants destruction in his name.

>>565538684
This post is correct

Everyone here will be a millionaire within the next 10 years.

IF U READ THIS, I FUCKED YOUR MOM

>>565538967
>>565538493
Explain this

niggers never stopped being enslaved

>>565534419
the cake

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>>565539043

>>565539006

Tips fedora

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>>565538876
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH god damn

>>565538876
Indeed
Also Hitler lost ww2 cause he did not praized Shrek, altough he had a lot of panzerSHREKs

>>565539000
Nice trips autistic boy

mr skeltal is a actually a con artist

OP is a faggot and any prior rolls to this that state otherwise are rwrong

God is a dirty nigger

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>>565538456
cant stop it now
>mfw

>>565539006
but after those 10 years you will lose it all to addiction

>>565538103
He did, he didnt kill ALL the jews.

My dog is the smartest being in the universe.

>>565539000
>9000
Shrek has spoken to US through this signal

>>565534419
4chan was always good

>>565539351
Thanks, asperger nigger.

>>565539673
nope he hasnt u liar

>>565539673
Nope, Hitler did.

>>565539673
How come Shrek has not spoken to US?
Moot is the whore of fairytail land

All posts from previous are now facts

>>565539585
If this post ends in 6 the money never gets lost to anything, we are all millionaires forever.

Also if this post ends in 6 moot is blowing me right now.

god loves niggers

>>565539886
what was he saying??

>>565539903
>>565539886

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>>565539768
Don't claim to know the game of Shrek, he works in mysterious ways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh473k-uHH0

>>565539886
Hitler is an arcdonkey of Shrek

>>565538952
rerollan

I will get a qt gf

>>565539991
Gas the kikes, Race war now.

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>>565539886
Hitler is still alive! There is still hope other then the Zimmzamm man!

hipsters are pretty cool people once you get to know the,

Moot is kill

>>565539000
Noice trips

>>565540183
He said "i came in the name of Shrek to release destruction upon his name and onion soup"

>>565540183
What was Hitler trying to say?

We need to kill all niggers

>>565540183
nope he didnt just want us to gas the kikes but also niggers as well.

OP is hitler

Ebola will become widespread within a month

>>565540457
Pretty sure he didn't say that.

Iggy Azalea is the most beautiful woman ever

>>565540484
That our lord Shrek would descend from his swamp to unleash faggotry everywhere

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I'm am a peanut butter.

9/11 was the best thing that ever happened

What if shrek is dreck?

vivian james is actually a trap

>>565536013
YOU FUCKING LIAR

>>565540635
He also said that the dead will turn into onions and his arcdonkeys will unleash the faggotry and diahrrea upon our souls

>>565540831
Vivian James is not cancer.

bronys are people too

Santa claus is actually hitler

Asa Akira is the best pornstar ever

3 is a lie

>>565540665
Pray for virgin fiona

I will have sex this year

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This doesn't end in a 3

/b/ is home to feminism

>>565534419
It's all the jews' fault.

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>>565541159
PARADOX

Shrek is a virgin

i will eventually get laid

Actually, 3 are facts.

This thread is having surveilance of the holy order of the swamplands

>>565534419
I will get victory in anything I want

>>565541282
No he fucks me and my mom every day

>>565541383

Its actually jewland

aphex twin will dj at my house

Everything posted before and after this post never happened. This thread never existed, and will be wiped from everyone's memory within 24 hours.

>>565541406
Im dying of laughter

>>565541383
Hitler is watching over this thread.

OP is going to write a timestamp on his ass, shove his computer mouse all the way up inside it, take a pic and upload it to this thread in that order

She will never love me

>>565541705
There is still hope.

9/11 was a product of cooperation between the jews and illuminati

>>565541646
wow u rlly are dying of laughter. i should call for an ambulance.

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>>565541653
Yus winar

you should not be afraid of skelten any longer /b/rothers

>>565541887
9/11 was Hitler telling the west to change it's ways.

all lies in this thread are facts

hitler didnt die in 1945

>>565541910
Man im really laughing hard as fuck

/b/ loves feminism.

im a fagget

This post is a lie

>>565542056
All previous lies are now lies again.

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>>565542056
damn

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>>565542056

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>>565541973
Actually no

>>565542056
since this is true then >>565541653 has become OP's destiny

>>565534419
but 6 is just two 3's

I would have a gf

>>565542056
>mod4cemi
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? SHREK WILL PUNISH YOU FOR EVER

Tumblr>/b/

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>>565542056
Oh shit nigger what have you done?

>>565542416
yes cuz two wrongs make a right.

>>565542416
WAIT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

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>>565535573
kek

This thread is gold
Some onde archive it

Shrek had abandoned us

Op's whole family loves Shrek's long onion flavored cock

Hitler liked to be pegged by Mussolini.

the holocaust is bullshit

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>>565542886
wow

Will we survive the swampocalipse? Is Shrek really taking a fat ogre shit?

4chan will cease to exist by the end of the year.

>>565534419
Niggers are dumb.

>>565543213
Its all ogre

all lies that were turned into facts are still lies but all facts that were facts before my previous roll are now lies unless the second digit of the roll is a 7

>>565534419
ima get a gf within 30 days

>>565536396
it's been done. Milhouse is a meme

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>>565543306
wtf where will we go????

>>565543306
Oh shit.

>>565543306
At least we have shrekchan and ebaums

>>565543410

ah.. now all lies that were facts are now facts and all posts ending in 0 are facts on the contingency that they are lies

>>565543536
u are correct sir

The guy below me will fuck his little sister tomorrow. That sick, twisted piece of shit...

size does matter

>>565543720
Hope donkey guide US all through that dark agea

>>565534419
Barack Obama is a person, and also is not a terrorist

>>565543906
It only matters to you when you're sucking other guys off though

>>565543720
Will moot join us on the swapxodus?

>>565543306
thank god
I'll be free

>>565534419
I HAD SEX WITH MULTIPLE HORNY RHINOS DURING MY 12 YEAR JOURNEY ACROSS THE BEAUTIFUL PLAINS OF AFRICA

>>565544084
We will be walking down the silicon valley and se would settle there for over 9000 years

The guy above me has fantasies about masturbating to his dad getting raped by tentacles.

The poster below me will be visited in his sleep by the ghost of Trayvon.

I have sex with hot girls all the time.