9 chooses mouse's fate. So /b/, I just smoked a fat bowl

Put the cat in the box with the mouse, close the lid, and film it. Don't open the lid until they both stop moving.

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send it to space

Release the mouse into a field and watch as it is reunited with it's loving family of Mrs Mouse and 3 babbby mice.

Tape the mouse to the cats head and film it

>>565430065
mouse in pooper

>inb4 Richard gere

Cook it and then eat it.

>>565430543
gtfo virgin

>>565430065
attach to fishing pole
hang above cat
post results

>>565430440
roll

Cook it in a frying pan with some spices and then feed it to your cat

Smoke that mouse out, give it a cracker, send it on it's way as a bro.

>>565430972
roll for it

keep the mouse as a pet and take proper care of it, faggot.

> tie to balloon with helium
> release to atmosphere
> record liftoff

Put cheese on some shit and feed it to it

>>565430894
gtfo virgin

>>565431019
OP HERE
ok trying to do that now. shoved some smal tubing into the cardboard

fill a frying pan with oil and put it on the stove at high then wait for it to get really hot then drop the mouse in

>>565431019
win

>>565431019
9 get

>>565431019
Winrar. And we want pictures

>>565431019
winrar

>>565431000
Nice trips

>>565431209

WELP, BEST GET TO POOPIN', OP

>put rat in blender
>Ratmeat in bong hole
>Smoke dat shit

>>565431272
gonna need some pics man

>>565431302
ok g

Rolling.
Tape mouse too remote control car.
Drift around cat.
Wait till cat gets pissed off.
Film it.
Make WEBM
Post results.

>>565430440
rolling for this

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>>565431349
not doing that one lol

>>565431019
Pictures of course OP.

>>565431387
bro roll a fat one and just dont inhale, suck it in like youre going to do a smoke trick and then just "waterfall" the smoke on the mouse or blow some rings/ mushrooms on him. this way you dont absorb the THC and CBD ect with ur lungs.

this is the easiest and quickest way to get him blasted.

keep coming up with more ideas guise

>>565431646
fucking send him to space like i said at the start of the thread

>>565430065
Put pins through its legs

>>565431646
Put him in a big tupper ware container.
Crack the lid a bit so you can put a straw in it, without him getting out.
Smoke up and exhale the smoke through the straw into his container.
>hotbox

>>565431630
the box should be able to contain the smoke after you fill it up enough. make sure Mr. Mouse has some fresh air every once in a while.

Lol youre literally hot boxing him.

>>565431739
hehe

Put it in your ass

>>565431885
ih he inhales and exhales he will absorb most of the THC. dont pull the smoke into your lungs. just your mouth.

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Getting ready

>>565432242
OP fag levels dropping

>>565431646
>>565432162
Yes, exactly.

Op, someone got 9. Now you have too smoke him up, and post pictures.

clean your fucking bong water

Set it free in the nearest forest

>>565430928

THIS

Feed him cheese! Then release the mouse a comfortable distance away from your domicile and the presence of your cat.

>>565432242
can mice really get high?

>>565430065
EBIN BONG BROQQAL:DDDDDDDDDD GET HIGH WID DA RABBIT
HAHAHAA LMAO :DDDDD XDDD XDDX DDD HIGH SCHOOL $ LFIUER

>>565432702
One way to find out.

>>565432242
Not Op?

Everything can get high

>>565432702
What do you think scientists use as test subjects?

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>>565432529
yoop

>>565432738
You forgot
>*tips fedora*

>>565432702
almost every animal and insect, even seasquirts have an endocanabanoid system. We are all related and yes we all get high, even fish.

>>565431646
>>565431739
you asked for more idead op and rolled a 9

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>>565432242
timestamp and ID are different than op

what the fuck is happening

OP better hurry up faggot levels increasing

>>565432242
You're not OP?

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>>565433129
Its a conspiracy

>>565430065
>Smoke up the cat
>Smoke up the mouse
>Let them interact in a small area
>???
>Profit

>>565433129
He is high as fuck, let it be.

>>565433129
He's either switched to a phone or onto a computer.

>>565432242
poor thing looks fucking terrified. Godspeed Mr Mousey, lets hope you find peace today

>>565433129
he logged on and off and/or posting from different devices.

>>565433129
Timestamp is the same, he just added something in the middle

As for the ID, no idea

Tie it to a Wii Remote and play tennis or baseball on Wii Sports

Post pics

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>>565433323
keen observation lad

>>565433274
cannabis makes you hungry. cat gets high and hungry = bye bye mouse.

>>565430664
Roll

>>565431019
Fucking gay /b/ is a bunch of boring ass moral/normalfags. Fuck this boring ass win.

>>565433129
looks like a different mouse too if you didnt notice

>>565433129
sorry im switching from my computer and phone (because of picture purposes)

The /b/ space program of course

>>565433129
Prolly using mobile. He switches to 4g and gets a whole new id.

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>>565433492
kill yourself, that's super edgy.. people would talk about you for a few minutes on here..you'll be a real hero

>>565433454
well... yeah. But everything up to that point could be amusing.

>>565433448
Holy shit I can't stop laughing

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>>565433274
>cat looks at mouse
>mouse looks at cat
>both have the munchies
>plot twist
>mouse eats cat

>>565433630 correctomundo brotha

>>565432934
> even a fish
where can I go to see fish getting high?

>>565433861
Colorado Springs

>>565433129

>12 hour reconnect

>>565433687
im kinda tired of gore. oh wow such funny cat rips the fucking mouse to shreds, such edge.

>>565433979
What?

>>565434214
Colorado legalized weed.

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Sorry guys I didn't have any crackers so I gave it a chex mix nugget
1/2

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>>565434105
Cat wouldn't rip it to shreds. If OP treats it well he would kill it with a single deep bite then present it to OP as a gift; a token of gratitude.

Cats are fucking awesome

OP, but cat in box with mouse and get them both high. Video results

>>565433764
bumpin for this

>>565434214
Colorado legalized pot so the springs are full of stoners... Smoke reaches fish amd boom, high fish

>>565433650
You know it's fucking true. /b/ used to have some truly epic wins with original ideas. Now it's always just a bunch of boring ass manlets with shitty ideas.

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>>565434569
> smoke reaches fish

>>565434501
I dont see any smoke in there op!

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>>565434817
Yeah, I realized the stupidity in that phrasing

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>>565430065
if you dont let the cat eat the shit out of that mouse youre a terrible cat owner

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>>565434817
Your sides appear to be suborbital, anon. I would recommend another burn as soon as you hit apogee, or they will come down with flaming glory

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2/2
Me filling box with smoke

jesus christ your room is dirty.
what a mess, even for a stoner!
get your life together anon.

>>565434831
OP was too much of a cheap stoner to waste his weed on the mouse

>>565434817
>>565434569
lmfao. fish have the receptors for cannabis, most living organisms do. Now the problem with fish is that they HAVE GILLS and dont breathe air directly, they use the veins or something in their gills to absorb the air from the water. Im not trying to be a know it all, just trying to help. probably the best way to get a fish high is to feed it some hash or something.

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>>565435006
> mfw you were being serious and not trying to make a joke

>>565435126
dont suffocate the nigga

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>>565430065
>I just smoked a fat bowl
>my fucking cat
>I have a blow torch and several other devices

Maybe you should kill yourself, because you're obviously too edgy for this planet.

>>565430065
Clean your fucking bongwater you fucking mongoloid

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>>565435183
That actually makes sense

>>565430065
i hope you kill yourself afterwards you sad nigger loving jew cunt

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>>565435183
Use butter to absorb THC into liquid, dump butter into small fish tank, fish breathes cannabutter, ???, PROFIT!

Release it outside.
Don't be an edgefag.
This has been a PSA

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Change your bong water op, shit looks like whiskey. Unless you're using whiskey in which case keep on keepin on

>>565435374
because Im trying to grow weed for a living. Im sick/poor as hell and need weed to stay alive longer than not using it at all. Its gr8 medicine m8. Also fun as hell to play Gregor Mendel and cr8 new strains. Takes a long ass time tho, and just a lil bit of earthly knowledge :D.

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>plot twist
>mouse is pet
>cat is stray
>OP is too high to realize

>>565435976
ha i kek'd

>>565430065
clean your fucking hardwood floor

>>565435183
trust me im not denying that fish can get high I was keking to
>>565434569 's
idea of how it would happen

also, perhaps boiling some weed into water, filling the fishbowl with said water

>>565435360
>>565435909
OP buy a gldfish and let him swm in the bongwater. plz do it

>>565435976
>ultra plot twist
>OP was dead the whole time

>>565435976
liked that one

>>565430065
I want to see if a mouse is flame proof. Hell, lets tie some fire crackers and see if we can evolve past the balloon to get this fucker to space

>>565436149
>>565435909
OP, YOU HAVE A NEW TASK! (after you complete this one)

Go to the nearest pet store and buy 2 betta fish. Place them in a bowl together and add your bong water. Post vid of results.

>>565436308
>mouse is actually Bruce Willis
>Everyone to stoned to realize

>>565436149
Here, I got another way
>Toke up
>Hold smoke in mouth
>Put fish in mouth
>Return the little guy back in his home

>>565436149
I know. Im just trying to help y'all out.

>>565436559
Stop trying anon

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0 chooses

>>565436249
Chec out all these 9s OP. dont be a fag

>>565436039
Hahahah still keking

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>>565436574
>>find fish
>>drop acid into its tank

>>565436680
Wait, did you kill it?

>>565436680
He could just be REALLY stoned.

>>565436680
Insert into ass

>>565436680
swim in bong

>>565436680
is it high? let it free man.

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>>565436765
Okay, somebody needs to experiment with drugs amd fish right now

Eat it

>>565436149
Delta9THC and other cannabanoids are not souluble in dihydrogen monoxide.


meaning weed does not go into water. thats why bongs work and will get u high even with hot water. he would need to steep the cannabis into milk,vodka, or some other solvent.

>>565436680
>put mouse in bong
>hit that shit
>smoke back the weed you have to the mouse

>>565437070
WinRar

give him a kiss and a pat and let him go in a grassy field to be with his micey bretheren

>>565435976
oo i get it now it was his pet all along thats why he had the hot box to smoke it out

>>565430065
Fuck the mouse, change that bong water son.

>>565436765
This
>>565436680
is the mouse kill?

>>565435909
guys its just tea. my roor tastes like ass when i smoke reg water out of it>>565432495
>>565435909

>>565436680
Microwave it

Post results

>>565437013
I would if I was in a town where I knew where to get weed.
y'all niggas want me to get fish and fuck with em anyways? maybe we could mix it drugs in there.

>>565437520
Winrar

>>565437520
w w w w w w w w WINRAR

>>565437520
winrar

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>>565437114
>>Dihydroigen Monoxide

>>being this pretentious in a failed attempt to sound intelligent

>>565437520
>>565437520
ok on it

>>565436680

>0 chooses

>>565437070

>there is 0

>>565437414
>ignores it

OP = FAG

>>565437682
POAST PIKS PL0X

>>565437520
>inb4 OP has no microwaveeay celldost

>>565436680
let it go

>>565437698
How about he microwaves it, eats it, ten smoke the remains?

Is the mouse high yet?

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>>565437559
Fuck yeah, but Ill probably miss the thread.. Kinda packing my stuff up and heading towards mybnew place

>>565430065
> bongwater
ugly fuck

>>565435126
>He likes it

Set him free

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Putting it in for 20 seconds now, will post more

>>565437559
go on the internet and buy some cannabis seeds.
best way to lern2grow is tomatoes.
theyre similar to cannabis (not related directly or maybe even at all but growth patterns are similar).

I suggest using the single seed. I get my shit from there. Purple widow is super fucking goddamn cheap right now. I'm going to buy a fuck ton when I'm blessed with cash money. Also Automatic/Autoflowering cannabis is really gr8 for beginners. i hope you follow me and grow your own. nothing is better than pretty virgin plants, that you worked your ass off for. And when you harvest your fresh, just cut off the plant, sparkly flowers.... holy fuck dat smell.

Trapped rats set 'em free they/always come back to me

>>565438228
eww clean that shit up

>>565438228
Your microwave is fucking disgusting.

>>565438279
b8

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A loud pop happened half way and I open it up to see this

>>565438228
RESULTS??!?!?!

>>565438279
i have some auto cheese from lineage genetics on the go at the moment. you really cant fuck up autos they're very hardy and will flower no matter what the light pattern is

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>>565437926
I'll just wait till 5, be more popular then anyways

>>565438228

don't do it, OP.

>>565438443
my professional analysis says it died.

>>565438228
ITS HAPPENING

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>>565438228
I'm starting to feel bad

>>565438443
Oh shit

>>565438228
That's not even a good way to kill it. The frog is an example of a fun way (before people killed it by posting it all day every day), a microwave just lacks imagination.

I want to a tleast see it high.

>>565438443
How fucking high did you put it?

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>>565438443
do you feel fulfilled now

>>565438554
Seems accurate

>>565438443
looks like it pissed itself.

>>565430065
feed it to your cat after setting the said cat on fire

>>565438602
faggot

fuckin fuck bro i get stoned and own a cat in a house with no fucking furniture. fuck man i am so fucking cool. fuck

>>565438668
set cat on fire

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>>565438443

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>>565438443
did he died

>>565430065
Set it free in the garden

>>565438443
you're a bad person, op

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>>565438602
>>565438616
>>565438619
>>565438630

>>565438443
Did he died?

>>565438625
on the regular medium mode

I can't believe you just microwaved a mouse. What's actually wrong with you?

>>565438443
Now feed to cat

>>565439149
you must be new here

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>>565438443

OP I hope you and your whole family get murdered and raped. Do me a favour and commit suicide now

That microwave is gonna be stank for days

>>565438332
>>565438325

That's prolly not the first rodent he microwaved

How do you even get mice in the house it's fucking disgusting

>>565439281
Kek'd

>>565438443
At least make the killing worth it and learn what it was that popped. Was it the eyes, testicles or kidneys? These organs lack proper fluid re circulation so that would be my guess.

>>565439149
go back to tumblr fgt

>>565438228

What a filthy microwave. Do you even whipe your own ass?

>>565439291
hahah oh god so much summer up in your ass

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>>565438443
I hope you are tortured in the goriest way, you worthless piece of shit.

>>565438443
>>565438228
>>565436680
>>565435126
>>565434501
Youre a Fucking asshole, OP. That mouse had a life just like you. It was born once and it grew up , had friends and maybe kids and had a life on this beautiful earth just to die in a microwave? This makes me sad. atleast feed it to your cat so its death can have a little meaning

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Rate my disc collection mates

>>565438228
you stupid dipshit, let that small innocent go

>>565439383
Kek'd

>>565439361
This. Dissect mouse and find what popped

>>565430065
Let it live and leave man
its just a mouse trying to survive like you

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>>565438443
OP, you promised you were gonna set it free :^(

You were suppose to get him stoned, give him a cracker AND let him go. Way to be a fag supreme.

>>565439281
>>565439365

Who fucking cares how new I am or where I came from. OP microwaved a defenseless animal. You guys pleasure/entertainment from this? You make me fucking sick.

>captcha: 420

>>565438228

You're a piece of shit OP

>>565439446
terrible, just terrible

wtf is with all this feels? who the fuck called tumlbr and le 9gag army?

>>565439392

Not at all I'm her since 2007 faggot
Also you may die of cancer

>>565439446
youwillneverbeblack/10

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Delly reminder that animal abuse is illegal and you can report OP

Make sure to hit the ''illegal'' section in the report.

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>>565439093

That was a real horrible way to die, OP. Karma always has a way of getting back to you.

>>565439446
No, tell us first OP. I'm interested in knowing what it was that popped.

kek at all de faggots

just so you know. that microwave will spread mouse molecules into everything you microwave for the next week or so.

>>565439446
Oh you're a nigger. Makes sense why you're so fucking dumb. Kill yourself.

>>565439596
Kill yourself.

>>565439507
You were a little late

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>>565439412
and I really hope you lurk moar

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>>565431019
Smoke? Like this?

>>565439596
fuck you nigger

>>565439527
if it is not a cat, i am fine with it

>>565439525
OP is too high to remember that

>>565438602
>>565438815
>>565438994
>>565439149
>>565439291
>>565439340

Leave /b/, you fucking faggots.

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>>565439340
>How do you even get mice in the house it's fucking disgusting
>Camden, New Jersey, United States
Thats why, you nigger

>>565439794

No die of cancer and give the phone number of your mom

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>>565436308
>>565436559

>>565439624
>>565439651
>>565439698

So many faggots on /b/ today.

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>>565439679
>mouse molecules
kek

Go back to leddit fucking newfags.

>>565439698
are you serious? guy killed a mouse and everybody loses their mind?
"he had familly, and kiiids, and health care, and friends, and 9gag profile just like you you asshole! LEAVE MOUSE ALONE!"...

>>565439731
>lurk moar
I've probably been here way longer than you, fucking edgy kiddo.

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>>565438443
>reported illegal animal abuse
>enjoy prison

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>>565439624
>delly

>>565438443

>see this thread
>look at piks
>notice op is a nigger/shitskin

i feel ok now, wild animals cant help killing others, this ape was just doing what came naturally

When did 4chan become flooded with underage dipshits who think fucking around with animals is cool?

reportEEED

>>565430065
Torch the motherfucker.

>>565440189
Agreed

>>565439746
>tfw I once smoked a moth

wasn't even that bad

>>565439930

Did you just try to insult me? I would recommend to lurk moar or get the fuck out.

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>>565440018
there's no way to tell asshat so arguing is pointless

>>565440209
Since forever?

>>565440237
You're too late anon

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>>565440189
lol nigger, i have proof I'm white

>>565440346
he baited you hard retard

get out

>>565440209
go back to Tumblr fag

>>565440474

i got some bad news son, you ent white

u seen that foot?

>>565440147
You do realize we drop poison for them to eat, that kills them in an absolutely horrible way, as well as trap them in mouse traps that rarely kills them instantly and results in extreme suffering.

I'd probably just let it go because I'm a soft touch. However, no one gives a shit about a mouse. No one.