>previous thread 404 way too fast the the number of bumps it got
so ive been holding a shit in for about 5 days now and im about to take that shit. 69 decides what i do with the mega shit
Cut in half, roll one half into a ball and leave it in a neighbor's mailbox. Drive the other half to the nearest school and leave it on the door step. Post pics with time stamps to prove.
timestamp it and do a 4chan tribute sculpture with it
Now we waitin
Getting old here...
OP will surely deliver
it is time op has now delivered
i have faith in op, actually
fuck is this shit?
RETAKE IT OP
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NOW OP DELIVER
wow that picture is just way too big
>holding in for 5 days
>doesn't instantly shit
WHAT IS THIS, A PICTURE FOR ANTS?
Did you headbutted it in the toilet after the picture or is it still avaible for further banters ?
you niggers just hatin cause you thought that i wasnt going to deliver but i did. i did what the winrar said
you're just a faggot
I was waiting to see this before leaving for work now ima be late and you didnt even do it.
I should have expected that OP is a giant FAGGOT
Mold it with your hands into a birthday cake and put a candle in it.
Afterwards, cut it with a fork and knife like you would a normal piece of cake.
I took the pic and blew it up to 300% of the original. It looks like hair, not shit.
Also check out the phone. That's not a piece of shit camera like he's making out, that's a nice modern smartphone with a matching gazillion megapixel camera on it.
Today, OP was indeed a faggot. Why am I not surprised.
It's not shit it's just that your hair looks like dog shit if you was going to do something this epic you would of at least took a better picture you're a pussy and didn't deliver
So here's a little story.
>Have girlfriend who's into doing prostate stimulation with me
>We never do more than maybe 2 fingers, and I never cum from it, but the feeling is indescribably amazing.
>Decide today to try buying a plug, so i go over to the gay community sex shop.
>Ask the guy at the counter which butt plug is the best they have.
>He shows me the NJoy Pure plug 2.0.
>He tells me it's hands free pleasure, takes a bit of time and a lot of lube to go in, but the feeling will be like nothing else on the market can even attempt to give.
>See the price is around almost $200, but it's on special for $50.
>Buy it, and decide I have enough lube at home to give this thing a shot.
>Get home, take a shower, take it out of the box, and begin the struggle.
>Took about 5mins to get it in, but once it was in it felt nothing like anything fingers could give.
>My cock was dripping and twitching immediately needing my gf to get home so I can fuck her silly.
>But then it happened.
>About 15mins in the feeling was too much.
>I came buckets, shooting tons about 12 times.
>Whole body starts shaking, I have no clue what's going on.
>Feel like I need to shit suddenly, badly.
>Pull the plug and my ass starts regurgitating like I've never felt before.
>What the fuck happened?
It felt so amazing, so why did my ass literally explode?
I want to use it again so badly, but I'm afraid I'll explode again.
yo bitch this is Op's brother. I was there wen he did it. I can confirm that this shit was legit
Hey you stupid faggot, instead of pointing your gay ass phone at the mirror, POINT THE CAMERA DIRECTLY AT YIUR FAGGOTY HEAD. How difficult is this to understand?
what happend to the shitt ?
wer is it?
PICs and maybe we can still save it ..
back during freshman year of college when i was super into opiates... (still am since nobody stops loving opiates) I used to wait 20-30 days before shitting. the toilet would be filled COMPLETELY and it would make my ass bleed sometimes since my shits were so big.
thankfully now i only shit once every 2-3 days
kek, that reminds me of my first poopcrastination story
i pray i never have a shit that sandy again
What about this piece of living shit?
why shit need clothes