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>previous thread 404 way too fast the the number of bumps

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>previous thread 404 way too fast the the number of bumps it got
posting again
so ive been holding a shit in for about 5 days now and im about to take that shit. 69 decides what i do with the mega shit
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write heil hitler on mirror, then hitler yourself. go to mall and salute people at entrance
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>>565277992
this
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>>565277768

Are you a girl? If so post pics of that shit. If not then gtfo
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>>565277992
this again
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so you are proud of holding it for just 5 days?
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>>565279303
yes, its going to be the most massive shit ever
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>>565277992
this
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Cut in half, roll one half into a ball and leave it in a neighbor's mailbox. Drive the other half to the nearest school and leave it on the door step. Post pics with time stamps to prove.
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>>565277992
and this again
or at least hitler yourself and post pic
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>>565279816
>this seem to be okey...
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>>565277992
thisagain
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>>565280089
89=60

and

33=53
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season it, heat it in the microwave and eat it. then smile.
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>>565277768
What the fuck?
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Microwave it, 2minutes on max power, upload video here.
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record yourself flushing it down the toilet
upload as webm
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>>565280510
this minus the eating, take it instead on the busiest bus with you and ride the whole bus route with it on your lap and video people's reactions
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at least pos pic while shitting and then sculpt a piramide out of it and post pic (ofcourse all with timestamp)
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take a pic with it on your forehead
>post here
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show it to your mother and act proud as never been before
post her reaction
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>>565281394
Reroll
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Shit in a bowl, eat, record.
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Eat it.
with a spoon.
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>>565280740
Reroll
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Eat it and film it
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>>565281394
reroll
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shit in urinal
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>>565281662
Reerooolll
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Shit it in your panties, if you're a girl, and post video. If not a girl, fuck off.
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>>565281673
rerollan
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>>565281673
roll
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>>565281662
Rollin'
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turn your ceiling fan on highest setting
throw massive turd into it
get naked and shower in turd rain
film the whole thing
then make webm of said event
69 get!
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>>565277992
Rolling for this
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>>565282170
fuckinGGG one off!
re roll
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die in a fire
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Push it back into your asshole and keep it there another 5 days.
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>>565282170
Actually this guy deserves it
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>>565277768
i dont go for weeks usually. im sure you people would be impressed, but im also sure that means i've got a real problem.
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>>565277768
flush
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>>565281394
REROLL
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Eat it and film it, make sure the whole shot load reaches your stomach, if you puke, start eating the puke first before continuing on your shit
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>>565282170
rolllllllin
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Mash it in your hair
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invite friends to dinner, put shit into food. Cook something with a smell and look that conceals the shit.
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eat it. post pics.
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smear it on your face
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>>565282661
reroll for this guy
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>>565277768
timestamp it and do a 4chan tribute sculpture with it
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>>565282661
rollin
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put it in a box and mail it to my brother
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>>565277992
roll
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>>565282813
this!!
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Rub it all over your hair, then proceed to lick your hands clean.
No shower for one week.
Report your situation in a thread every day.
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>>565282815
reroll
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>>565282170
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
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>>565282661

Shameless selfreroll
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>>565282815
rollin
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>>565283112
Reroll
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>>565282170

It won't create a turd rain though, it'll just launch the turd in some random direction

surely we can do better
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eat it!
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>>565281394
REROLL
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>>565283112
Roll
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>>565283469
yay
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put it in front of your neighbour`s front door and ring the doorbell
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>>565283469

Winrar!
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>>565283469
Nice
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>>565283469
WINRAR
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>>565283469
winwinwinrar!!
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>>565283469
Winrar
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>>565283469
WINRAR
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>>565283435
depends how fast the fan goes and the density of the turd akhtually
too bad this fag got it>>565283469
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>>565283469
Shitty winrar
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>>565283469
ok we got a winrar. i will now go take the shit
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>Put shit in toilet
>flash water
>suck your own dick for ten minutes

69 get
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>>565283469
69 was gotten.
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Hopefully this thread becomes epic.
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>>565283860
Pun intended?
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>>565283469
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>565277992
this
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>>565283924
nice id fucking tryhard new faggot
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NOW DO IT AND POST IT HERE, ALSO TIME STAMP WITH ANDRE BRAGA WRITTEN ON IT YOU FAGGET

>>565283924
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>>565283924

God be with you
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op report plox
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so totally this
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>>565284332
see
>>565283924
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Now we waitin
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This is the pooping period

anybody wanna play a game?
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>>565277992
Rereoll + get an SS hat
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>>565284561
OP is fag so shit will fall straight out of wide asshole
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don't disappoint me OP
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Waitin
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>>565277768
is it weird that i came to this pic?
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Op better deliver this shit
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>>565277768
post it here. write i love you to mirror with your poop. then post it here. then flush.
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>>565277768
put it back in pooper
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>>565284991
No it's perfectly normal. Everyone here is normal.
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>>565284991
nop. i came as well.
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Still waiting
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>>565285024
already been winrar

>>565283469
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why all you dumshits wont check if 69 already was posted before you gave your shitty answers
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waiting
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Op wont deliver...
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OP don't make me lose hope
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cmon just let him poop dudes
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Let's go op!
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Getting old here...
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OP will surely deliver
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First shit in five days. I bet he's only half way atm.
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still waiting
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>>565283469
WINRAR, OP MUST DELIVER
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im about to deliver, just give me a few more minutes
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>>565286424
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>>565283469
winrarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>565286424
don´t forget the timestamp OP
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>>565286424
>winrar here, don't forget the timestamp
>>565284224
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>>565286424
waitin
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OP has forsaken us
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>>565286424

since when does it take an hour to take a shit
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inb4 op posts pic with no timestamp and has to re do it
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>>565286424
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>>565282060
moar
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>>565287151
it has been 5 minutes you impatient fuck
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>>565286424
ayy lmao
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I have a shit about once every two weeks, I cant shit once every day it just does not feel right, am I retarded?
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>>565283469
Fucking lame.
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it is time op has now delivered
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>>565287367
ayy lmao
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>>565287305

http://poopeegirls.com/cat-1-girls-scat-indoor.html

knock yourself out
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>>565287367
ayy lmao
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>>565287385
hm just sounds strange, you eat enough bro??
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>>565287553
wtf is this?
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>>565287553
bigger you stupid fuck!!!
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>>565287385
When I was much younger I was the same, you will probably grow out of it eventually.
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i have faith in op, actually
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>>565287553
Not yet OP, not yet.
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>>565287553
>lulz
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>>565287367
ayy lmao
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>>565287553
what the fuck is this shit, OP?
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>>565287553
fuck is this shit?

RETAKE IT OP
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>>565287367
ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo ayy lamo


NOW OP DELIVER
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>>565287553
I don't believe that's poop
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>>565287553
whats this tiny fucking picture?
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>>565287553
wow that picture is just way too big
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>>565287683
hey i got a shitty camera
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>>565287553
are u for real?
>no pic quality
>not the requested timestamp
>could be fake
>are u retarded?
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>>565287553
Isn't that just your hair?
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>>565286424

>holding in for 5 days
>doesn't instantly shit
>mfw
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>>565287553
WHAT IS THIS, A PICTURE FOR ANTS?
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>>565287553
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u fucked it up OP such a waste
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>>565287927
Looks like you got a shitty forehead too
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>>565288051
Funny meme!
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>thinking it's all going to come out

Have fun with that fecal impaction.
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>>565287553
>post a thumbnail in front of a brown door
Did you shit your brain out, OP?
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tiss a fucking point
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AYY LMAO
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>>565280701
oh yeah
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>>565287367
>Universal aesthetics

hahahahaha what?
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Op is a fag and wont deliver, bye all
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Did you headbutted it in the toilet after the picture or is it still avaible for further banters ?
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>>565288419
>>565288260
>>565288218
>>565288124
>>565288051
>>565287993
>>565287953
>>565287927
>>565287918
>>565287857
>>565287840
>>565287835
>>565287734
>>565287683
>>565287680
you niggers just hatin cause you thought that i wasnt going to deliver but i did. i did what the winrar said
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>>565289734
No you didn't!
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>>565289734
you're just a faggot
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>>565289734
stfu you betafag
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>>565289734
ya but you took the picture with a potato so we couldnt even tell
so it was the worse delivery ever
was like it never took place fag
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>>565289734
well i can't see shit in that pic
literally
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>>565289734
But you didn't document it well. So we can't enjoy the humilation, OP.
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>>565290321
like i said the camera on my phone is terrible
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>>565289734
I was waiting to see this before leaving for work now ima be late and you didnt even do it.
I should have expected that OP is a giant FAGGOT
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>>565277768

Mold it with your hands into a birthday cake and put a candle in it.

Afterwards, cut it with a fork and knife like you would a normal piece of cake.
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>>565277768
hold it in another 5 days
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>>565291058
dont bother anon, OP was a fag today.
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>>565287553
You fucking pussy prick shame holding that shit in didn't kill you
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>>565277768
This. Obviously.
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>>565291278
>>565291562
yeah keep denying the fact that i actually delivered
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I took the pic and blew it up to 300% of the original. It looks like hair, not shit.
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>>565291921
you didnt
fuckboy
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>>565291992
Also check out the phone. That's not a piece of shit camera like he's making out, that's a nice modern smartphone with a matching gazillion megapixel camera on it.

Today, OP was indeed a faggot. Why am I not surprised.
>>
>>565291992
It's not shit it's just that your hair looks like dog shit if you was going to do something this epic you would of at least took a better picture you're a pussy and didn't deliver
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So here's a little story.

>Have girlfriend who's into doing prostate stimulation with me
>We never do more than maybe 2 fingers, and I never cum from it, but the feeling is indescribably amazing.
>Decide today to try buying a plug, so i go over to the gay community sex shop.
>Ask the guy at the counter which butt plug is the best they have.
>He shows me the NJoy Pure plug 2.0.
>He tells me it's hands free pleasure, takes a bit of time and a lot of lube to go in, but the feeling will be like nothing else on the market can even attempt to give.
>See the price is around almost $200, but it's on special for $50.
>Buy it, and decide I have enough lube at home to give this thing a shot.
>Get home, take a shower, take it out of the box, and begin the struggle.
>Took about 5mins to get it in, but once it was in it felt nothing like anything fingers could give.
>My cock was dripping and twitching immediately needing my gf to get home so I can fuck her silly.
>But then it happened.
>About 15mins in the feeling was too much.
>I came buckets, shooting tons about 12 times.
>Whole body starts shaking, I have no clue what's going on.
>Feel like I need to shit suddenly, badly.
>Pull the plug and my ass starts regurgitating like I've never felt before.
>What the fuck happened?
It felt so amazing, so why did my ass literally explode?
I want to use it again so badly, but I'm afraid I'll explode again.
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looks like a fancy smartphone ther 8===D O:
and you dont a girl no more ..
shitty pics and normal vid (Y) yeah nice try again make us belive
sad;(
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Even that bunch of sandniggers fucking that blonde girl did a better job at using a camera.
I am disappoint.
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>>565293187
>Accidentally
Bitch my thread was deleted within two mins.
So I figured fuck this OP will never deliver, why not ask here.
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>>565277768
Eat it. Must provide pic of it in your mouth with timestamp.
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>>565292714
yo bitch this is Op's brother. I was there wen he did it. I can confirm that this shit was legit
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>>565294039
ill fucking kill you
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>>565283469
Always the dumbest winrars are fucking winrars. Fucking faggot
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>>565293516
Go stick your fingers up your ass faggot
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>>565294039
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>>565277768
>5 days
weak. i shit once a week, if that
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>>565294039

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp0cg91rK2o
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>>565291992
Hey you stupid faggot, instead of pointing your gay ass phone at the mirror, POINT THE CAMERA DIRECTLY AT YIUR FAGGOTY HEAD. How difficult is this to understand?
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what happend to the shitt ?
wer is it?
PICs and maybe we can still save it ..
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back during freshman year of college when i was super into opiates... (still am since nobody stops loving opiates) I used to wait 20-30 days before shitting. the toilet would be filled COMPLETELY and it would make my ass bleed sometimes since my shits were so big.

thankfully now i only shit once every 2-3 days
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>>565295269
kek, that reminds me of my first poopcrastination story

i pray i never have a shit that sandy again
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put on plate and then slam your headd on it multiple times post pics
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>>565281394
Reroll
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>>565296272
Kek
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>>565296272
yeah
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Flush it
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Delivares
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>>565297271
What about this piece of living shit?
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>>565287367
ayy
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>>565298345
why shit need clothes
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