what should I download?
Windows 7
A modern OS.
what else
1080P is a cool program and doesnt afraid of 4k
>>565177214
if only
bonzai buddy
Your moms nudes..
Kazaa
lose/lose
>>565178762
oh yea thats right, IE
>>565176590
I have this on my shelf, all works probably, not used anyways. If you got a Floppy Disc Drive
change your windows style to classic for maximum enjoyment trust me
but seriously though, it'd be interesting to get behind a proxy and see if all those sketchy porn links actually deliver.
>>565179336
that's not a bad idea
let me see if I can find a decent proxy
>>565179187
done
Toolbars
>>565179083
so does it actually make your pc easier to use?
>>565176398
your moms sex tape
>>565180137
I couldn't find that, sorry
>>565179875
alrighty
>>565179752
the only time we actually want a CP spammer ITT
desktop strippers
>>565179875
>>565180380
Great idea
>>565180472
ill try and find one
We got this thread full of porn comic links rite hurr >>>/co/65030756
>>565181110
finding a free desktop stripper is harder than I thought
should I download stuff from TPB popups?
>>565182870
tor and .onion stuff. i dont understand it but just throwin it out there.
limewire
>>565176398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTLNPnlDdeU
do I do it?
frostwire
>>565184302
cih virus
>>565184434
soon
http://vxheavens.com/vl.php?dir=Virus.Win9x.CIH
hopefully it's compatible
norton free trial
>>565184771
ill do that later
>>565185424
Wait why are you doing this. I'm entertained as fuck
Frostwire
>>565186023
bored w/ nothing to do
what are some good worms to dl?
>>565186359
Why don't you have VLC Media Player?
>>565176398
prove this wrong
>>565186496
because ilivid is where it's at bro
>>565186761
helps if i attach the pic
>>565186359
Play runescape op
download this OP
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/3771366/_Batch_Watermark_Creator_v5.6_Cracked-iNViSiBLE
>comments on torrent
>>565187053
okie dokie
>>565187053
here we go
>>565187724
right on i wonder if those ancient viruses will still do shit
>>565187879
Well, I'm gonna run that batchwater thing, here goes nothing
>>565188209
im gonna regret doing this
>>565188434
looks legit to me
>>565188506
nothing happened yet, im gonna go ahead and run that hd flash thing I got earlier
>>565188618
So you are downloading viruses? What the fuck is all this computery shit going on. What's going to happen. THE FUCKING SUSPENSE.
>>565188618
it doesnt even work
i found a website that literally just has links to websites that let you download viruses
http://www.malwaredomainlist.com/
>>565188945
Like what the fuck. Just incase you needed to fucking break your computer lmao
>>565188862
yup, just downloading anything malicious I come across at this point
these sites really gotta get their shit together if they want victims
>>565189068
if thread dies or you just decide to be done, delete system 32, you know you've always wanted to do that
>>565188945
oh sweet, thanks for this
>>565189068
some of it doesnt work until you reboot, or it works silently in the background
and some of it just doesnt work
time to use ie then
go play kawaii naruto flash game mmo and click on some of the ads there.
>>565189525
after I visit that site I'll reboot
rebooting now, anyone know sites to get rouge av's? I wont run em now since they usually disable the browsers, but it'll be for later
>>565189525
omg you were spot on
>>565190125
Go to some porn sites and actually click on the advertisements, I've never done it and want to see how to make my dick grow in less than 1 step
>>565190372
yeah i get paid to fix these problems cause people dont know how to use the internet responsibly
>>565190524
its one of those 5hr long videos that never get to the point
>>565190839
Meme orgy? Nice
I think I found something nice
This is making my comp hurt just looking at it
oh nice, this one is rated 5/5 cows
a hentai game, one of those that weights about 10gb and is mainly story
download chameleon browser
>>565189540
holy shit the thing that is doing it for me is the fucking desktop strippers with bonzi buddy. I cant stop laughing.
>>565191417
>tucows
>>565191736
bonzi is so alpha he can blatantly disregard hoes dancing for him
>>565180609
>>565191417
actualy it's rated tucows out of five
I just downloaded the latest hentai game
Download this shit and play with him for the rest of your days until your PC melts down
http://mycutebuddy.software.informer.com/download/
LETS GET AS MANY DESKTOP AVATARS ON HIS SCREEN AS POSSIBLE
this thread is really rustling my jimmies
>>565176398
BONZI BUDDY
>>565192814
Oh god, this is giving me ass cancer
>>565176398
optimizer pro
>>565192814
is that bailey jay?
>>565192814
LOL, specs on the computer? I want to guess how long it can last with this shit
>>565193267
8350 and 16gb of ram
also the cat thing didnt work
>>565193267
He's probably running it in a VM
>tfw OP still isn't as bad as your parents at using a PC
>>565193570
I am
Change the layout to windows 98
>>565193563
What is invisible.jpg on the desktop
you need aol
>>565193839
from that invisible watermark thing I got, here's a pic
download adobe reader
>>565193971
5creepy7me
BRB, downloading VMWare and a copy of Windows ME
download a bunch of fucking desktop avatar things, I want to see the whole fucking screen willed with them, topkek
>>565194274
starting that now
>>565194262
ok
are ads like these common on casual japanese file sharing sites
>>565194758
Change the windows theme to something ridiculous (e.g pink banner, font comic sans size 24 text)
download a zipbomb
>>565195029
Anything from http://www.vxheavens.com/vl.php
>>565194758
You'll find ads like that on pretty much any Japanese website
>>565195571
jesus christ
>>565195442
should I do anything with it yet?
>>565194758
ABP has a jap list, mang.
Download a shit ton of Amazon/xbox/iTunes card code generators
winrar :D
>>565196112
>>565195557
alrighty,
also should I run all this shit I got at once?
>>565195495
Make your wallpaper of bruce campbell
>>565195808
I wonder what the final file is
>WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX MAN
download spy sheriff you need some anti virus to combat all these fishy files !
xepxaxmxsu.biz/dl/loadadv636.exe
>>565196352
done
also, all those amazon things need surveys filled
>>565196669
lmfao, alright.
>>565196486
yeah I was wondering what the file actually was
My brain hurts time for cih
>>565196741
Damn, I got another idea try this http://www.robrob8.com/pranks/dl_pranks/buttons.zip
>>565196352
everyones wallpaper should be bruce campbell
>>565178762
Drop the bullshit. We all know that Firefox is better.
>MFW no excuse for using 2nd best Chrome
At least it's not as fucking shittacular as that joke of an OS Google put out.
>>565196867
Can't you just unzip each one individually, then delete each "outer" .zip once you've unzipped the layer underneath that, and so on, deleting all the files you don't need in order to have enough space on the hard drive?
Look up "full movies" on YouTube and click the links they send you to, to "actually watch" the full movies.
>>565196940
somehow this looks 10x more suspicious than everything else I've downloaded so far
keep it up op
>>565196867
use this as your wallpaper
>>565197273
It's tons of fun
Set your screen resolution to 800x600
>>565197273
top fucking kek, OP. This is the most entertaining thread I've seen on /b/ in as long as I can remember. I can't believe I never thought to do this.
Is thread archival still a thing?
>>565197454
wha???what the fuck....why not???...why the fuck not?? wtf??
>>565176398
Captain Planet
>>565197404
didn't work
>>565197264
alright
>inb4 superman.avi.exe
>>565197556
I just put mr sam axe himself as my wallpaper, ill put that a bit later
>>565197619
God fucking dammit
>>565195808
that bonzai and stripper duo is hilarious
>>565197740
>>565197501
not sure, it might not be though
>>565176398
It's 2003 all over again! Useless downloads and toolbars.
I miss those fucking times,
Let's try again shall we http://www.robrob8.com/pranks/dl_pranks/rot.zip
>>565198260
it works but whenever I move my mouse or press a key it stops
>>565198571
Mfw all my suggestions have disappointed me
>>565198880
should I?
>>565198961
DO IT FAGGOT
This is gold but cringe worthy at the same time. Doing gods work OP, showing us that most virus' are a fucking joke.
try this
http://spotifycoupon.blogspot.co.nz/
>>565198961
yes
>>565198961
See if you can download something smart enough to break out of your hypervisor. I know they have existed, but if you're not an idiot you'll have a new enough version of whatever you're running such that it isn't a problem.
>>565199183
alright, I doubt they will work though
>>565199137
I'm surprised nothing seriously harmful has happened to this vm yet
Lots of viris here
http://www.vxheavens.com/vl.php
Oh also you should know that any decent malware has anti-vm, so most of it won't even run
>>565199324
Download tons of those Fake Anti Spyware/Virus 3000 things
>>565199264
alright, might be tough to find, but I may be able to
I'm running win 8.1 so I doubt the architecture is similar enough for it to work
>>565199324
also I didn't know these got reversed
FUCK
I only ran the one of them there (the third one)
lets see how much farther it goes, I dont think that actually did anything
>>565199496
They'd be designed to handle the encasing operating system, but you're right: the exploit I was thinking of worked specifically for VirtualBox on Ubuntu. I guess you're running VMWare or something then, right?
>>565199496
No worry's OP, virus' these days seem less intent on fucking up your computer and more intent on just getting private info.
>>565199916
I'm running virtualbox
>>565199967
yeah, before it was mainly for shits and giggles but now it's much different
This http://www.disney.com.au/disneyfilms/liloandstitch/download_stitch/index.html
>>565200082
Exactly, one of the first out there would literally make the Apple ii recite a poem every 50th boot and would copy itself to floppy discs to spread.
>>565199902
I think all this did was change my background, lol
>>565200083
downloading now
>>565200362
any script that removes bruce campbell from your desktop must be purged from existence
>>565200082
http://www.coresecurity.com/exploit/oracle-virtualbox-3d-acceleration-virtual-machine-escape-exploit
http://www.vupen.com/blog/20140725.Advanced_Exploitation_VirtualBox_VM_Escape.php
hnnnnnnng
This thread
that ape is cool as hell where do I get him
>>565200083
>>565200551
that was rather recent, too
does it help that I just downloaded the most recent version before starting this up?
>>565200818
Go for windows 9x
>>565176398
CP
>>565182475
oh god i remember that crap software of woman striping in desktop....
>>565201226
hes walking on the download thing
>>565201093
downlaod a bunch of anti virus programs at the same time so they think the other programs are viruses
viruception
>>565201093
Yeah, sites that publicly report vulns like that almost always do so with permission. It's more of a self-masturbatory motion by security researchers than anything else.
Hackers who actually want to use those vulnerabilities wouldn't be posting about them online, so we probably won't know about them for a while.
>>565176398
DAISY'S DESTRUCTION
dophin.exe led me to where I belong
>>565176398
bonzi buddy
Hey op. Download a program called Idlecrawler
>>565201617
no thanks
>>565201617
Download and install Avast
>>565201789
okay
>>565176590
hahahah
>>565201789
im not finding an actual download link
i like this op guy, he's cool
im interested in seeing how many virus's and malware are on the computer by the end of it lel
>>565202560
dat gif
>>565202763
how many?
>>565202763
it's still running strong
also, I can't wait
Lets get some tunes crankin' in this thread. DL good old reliable BearShare.
>>565203126
gettin it off of the go-to source
Hey op I challenge you to go to pirate bay with some 7-zip and download 3 of the biggest files you can find in five minutes.
>>565202763
Just use Kaspersky for best protection from dangerous malware. Recommended.
>>565203253
alrighty, lets see what I can find
>>565203338
This
>>565203252
Hahaha! nice. DL the top ten most popular pop songs of 2004. My sister fucked my computer up once DL'ing from Bear Share back in the day.
>>565193725
pussy
>>565203252
What's your CPU usage at?
If it still works after 404 run 4chan.js
>>565197178
get the fuck out of here with your sensibility and logic
>>565203686
I can't tell in the VM, since explorer.exe closed for some reason, but the vm is using 24% of my total cpu usage
>>565203972
>stripper and bonzi have the same pose
I'm dying over here
im restarting the vm, let's see how everything looks after the restart
>>565204226
shouldn't post these pictures >oldfagscoolmen
are gonna come call you a 12 year old 9fagger
>>565203972
Seeing BearShare again is like seeing an old drug addict alcoholic friend on the street. It's a mixed emotion of bittersweet nostalgia and sadness.
>>565204307
>>565204427
what is bareshaer?
okay the vm is all better now
should I see if the cryptolocker I got was legit>?
>>565201746
Bonzi buddy is not silly
>>565197134
"MFW"
>no face
>the face when no face
Urrnnngg.
>>565204846
yes
>>565205034
ill start scouring the demonstration virus sites
>>565204818
My son...BearShare is an old music downloader like limewire or napster, but bearshare had a shit load of virus's in it
>>565205034
why don't ou download 4chanx or just click in Auto-update? i don't remember
>>565205120
did it, the exe autodeleted, this is looking bad for the vm
Take all this OP
- Megaphone desktop tool (jew software that autovotes for israel in polls)
- Any GoogleUltron.exe you find (probably botnet)
- Beast 2.07
- CDisplayEx
- http://oc.gtisc.gatech.edu:8080/ (get in here and download shit)
- Dolphin Browser and Bitcomet (chinese botnets)
- sdra64.exe
- Gruel
- Nava Shield
- Anything with delta search
>>565205398
thanks for this, ill try doing as much of this as I can
>>565205385
so nothing got past the vm?
>>565205528
I don't think so, doesn't look like it so far
>>565205398
I like the way oBrEsWWz thinks. Looks like a healthy selection of software from where I'm standing.
>>565205642
damn, you downloaded so much shit though, how could none of that go through?
>>565205668
> Install them faggot
>>565205838
Newer versions of VM programs are pretty good about keeping shit in. At least they are if you use updated versions.
>>565205980
From what I'm gathering from this thread, I wouldn't be too worried about installing anything at this point.
>>565206131
> never versions
> if you use updated versions
nigger, you said the same thing twice
>>565205980
trying to find some good stuff on that edu site
>>565205838
> 2014
> Thinking people make viruses/worms/trojans/botnets to destroy OS and not to steal money and personal data
>>565206501
Also: http://www.malwaredomainlist.com/mdl.php
>>565206553
> 2014
> thinking people dont make viruses/worms/trojoans/botnets just to troll you
>>565206682
> 2014
> Still uses Bonzi Buddy
Nice thread, sir Nomae Jah
>>565206420
Nigger, I meant more recently made VM programs compared to having the newest version. Either way I'm tired as shit and you got what I meant.
>>565203972
>explorer.exe closed for some reason
>for some reason
>>565204226
They look like they're sitting together after just having awkward sex.
>>565180609
>that address
kek
bonzi buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU
top kek
screen caps?
>>565207276
still not kill
what do?
>>565207427
System 32 time?
Google "porn" and click every banner you see.
>>565207427
ebola virus :D
>>565207427
Bonzi Buddy
oh I just found a super big fake av
>>565207427
bonzi is gone :-/
>>565207515
>>565207276
Sigh...Delete system32..It would be a fitting end to this OP.
>>565208227
let me start him back up
click on all the ads on encylopedia dramatica
this has to be a fucking VM
>>565193563
good to see you have vlc for your video needs
what the fuck this rouge is the most legit fake av ever
>>565208475
it may shock you, but vlc actually came with some virus I got, and it wasn't some fake version, it's actually vlc
>>565208579
>tfw your fake av is better than paid av
>>565208675
Well....that was nice of them.
>>565202560
>>565202801
What happened in this gif? Was he about to get mugged?
>>565208929
No idea, took it off another anon
>>565208987
>>565208929
to me it looks like he was getting followed, then rounded the corner, changed quickly just to throw them off, then acted super chill and relaxed like nothing wrong.
Also bounced the ball right as they were rounding the corner to startle/throw them off
>>565208579
Good old BearShare! Crazy guy..he hasn't changed a bit.
>>565208929
IIRC he just mugged them and now hides from them
getting some Israeli virus now
>>565209560
>666 bytes
o god
>>565209669
>>565209560
lurking so hard
>>565209669
You don goofed goyem.
>>565209560
oy vey antisemite download our viru- i mean, shekel generator
>>565209806
>>565209858
>>565209870
I ran it, it had boot in it's name so I'm gonna restart
>>565209669
we all die
>>565210009
nothin happened, gonna look for more
>>565210260
Considering the amount of tards who unintentionally fuck up their computer with virus', why is it so hard to intentionally fuck it up?
Also, search for kiddie porn on limewire, that place was nothing but virus'
>>565210438
might be incompatibilities, but I can't do that because for some reason java is unable to be installed
>>565210583
Disable all windows firewalls, defender..ect and restart
>>565210583
Can you download mutliple bonzi buddies?
>>565204457
Sauce?
>>565210903
o yeh, exactly 14 bonzi buddies
>>565210583
I can't honestly believe it's been this hard to get a fucking virus, you've tried every suggestion yet no virus wtf? are they a myth?
>>565211073
I've tried as many as I can
Get on tor sites, op. Check out some anarchist forums
>>565176398
GOOGLE FUCKING CHROME
>>565211187
any in specific you have in mind?
>>565211290
Hidden wiki. The link is on Google. Then we go further from there. Add a .to to every tor link and you can open them with is.
>>565211058
got if off some mexican thread
>>565211290
Try this: http://www.vxheavens.com/vl.php?dir=Flooder
>>565211556
how would those even work?
>>565211556
Scrap that plan, it wont do anything, it's for email I think. Time to delete system 32.
Injust had to post that i'm thoroughly enjoying this thread.
>>565211863
I have no idea honestly. I've never tried to fuck over someones computer.
>>565211894
Yeah I think I'm done, I've been at this for 5 hours, time to end it all
>>565211535
Thanks /b/ro
>>565212101
no worries
thought the reaction pic was funnier than the full image was hot imho
>>565212025
OP was no faggot on this day.
Dat purple ape still got dat swag and bitchs
>>565212025
Yeah, OP confirmed for dudebro, thanks for all the keks
>>565212025
hey you did your best, no daisys destruction is ok with me bro. :)
>>565212025
Don't forget to delete System 32 and screencap on your way out.
>>565212025
thx bro
>>565212808
oh yeah, doing that right now
rip purple ape
>>565213313
>>565213478